5.31.2007

YouTube Clip of the Day


Carl Lewis + A Lycra Onesie = Pure Fiyah

BREAK IT UP!


[Thanks Michelle]


Guaranteed Fresh



Ciara's In Touch jewelry spread [Platform Launch Action]

Same girl stories [YBF]

Did you watch the Real World Las Vegas last night? [Juicy News]

Ludacris talks about his package to Playboy [Bossip]

Rihanna out and about with her umbrella [Cake & Ice Cream]

Scoop and Shanda's Memorial Day BBQ [Man & Wife TV]

New Music from Kizzy Rowland and Mya [Concrete Loop]

Is Keyshia Cole effing for studio time and tracks? [Rhymes With Snitch]


I would love to link more Black entertainment sites daily but if your website makes my browser crash every time I log on that's a bit of a problem. We've got to do better.

Got a juicy link you would like to share? Want to plug your own blog? Post it in the comment section!



Where's Black Rob?



Nice to see you too, Joc.

Between me and you, the verse on "It's Goin' Down" when he says "ask me how I know/it's me/surprise!" slays me every time I hear it. I don't know why, it just does!

Anyway, Assie, Mario Winans, Elephant Man and others joined Sean "I'll hit a bitch with a barstool for television ratings" Combs at the Bad Boy Up Front event last night at Sony Studios in New York City. Cheri Dennis managed to pull a Houdini and escape from a cobwebbed dungeon in Alcatraz to attend. Craig Mack, get on your job. Keep these broads at bay!









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Top Chef



This post comes just in time for lunch, tasty! Ainsley Harriott is a popular British television chef, best-selling author and the definition of sweet action personified. Forget Rachel Ray, that bitch and her 10 minute meals make my vagina drier than Ezekiel bread. I can get with this. Give it to Mama.

More goodies under the cut.










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Tasia Mae Will Make You Fhel Real Spekshell


Fantasia and the cast of The Color Purple celebrated the one millionth audience member at curtain call on Wednesday night. Congrats Veronica Calderone! The reviews for Fanny's portrayal as Miss Celie have been smoking. I joke around and blame my typos in the comment section on her but I've got nothing but love for the girl. Hell, I am even willing to give a blind eye to those camera phone pictures.

[Thanks Tisha]



Wake Me Up Before You Go Go



Go-Go celebrated the grand opening of his studio, Carrington House, last night inside what appears to be the rec room at the Boys & Girls Club in Atlanta. I know Tango's back is aching this morning from stacking up all those folding chairs at the end of the night.



Melyssa Ford & Lil' Scrappy; Tango & Ne-Yo; Paula Campbell & Go-Go


Two Under Paid Negroes

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Window Licker PSA



Your favorite window licking rapper Consequence has taken all four skits from his album Don't Quit Your Day Job and created live versions. Watching this made me feel mad uncomfortable. I didn't know if I should laugh or what.

I am willing to bet a cold bowl of grits that he was one of the kids in high school who received class credit for P.E. for sweeping the gym's floor. I'm just saying.



5.30.2007

Quick Quotes



"...It's not many guys who can go after Ray J. The man got a huge meat, okay? ... He got length on him. I got the width, the shit is wide. He got a foot on him. Man got a foot on him. Much respect Ray. Man to man, no homo. I know when respect is due. The man swangin'. Ya'll seen that shit, ya'll know the man swangin'." -- T-Pain talks to SOHH about Ray J's love muscle and his fantasy women


Both of Ya'll Need To Eat



Clifford is really serious about this dual personality shit. Last week he was on 106 & Park trying to explain the difference between T.I. and T.I.P. and made absolutely no sense.

Yanno, I've been thinking of doing a Fresh vs Freshalina type of picture for my Myspace profile. The Fresh picture is going to be of me giving my best prison mean mug with my wig cocked to the side of my head holding a dutch masters cigar standing in front of JJ's Rib Shack. This is why I'm hot. Don't steal my idea! I'm not sure what to do about the Freshalina flick though. Suggestions?


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Master P Is Trying To Destory Me, Again

Master P and his son Romeo will be releasing the first ever father/son hip hop album titled Hip Hop History on September 4th. The same day as the recently pushed back third album from 50 Cent.

WHY? WHAT IS HE TRYING TO PROVE HERE?

"My whole thing is to show people that we can still make street music that sells and make people think at the same time," Master P said in an interview with BET.com. "I have a mission to do that."

The first single from the album which is a joint project with P's son Romeo will be "If We Change."

All Percy had to do was put together a video dissing Curtis on YouTube but nooooo. I need dubs, ya'll.

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Guaranteed Fresh



Is there beef in the wig crypt? [Juiicy Scoop]

Top 25 album flops [ONTD]

Rachel, Ava and Dame take a stroll in New York City [Sandra Rose]

Beanie Sigel plays Peedi Peedi closely closely [Nova Slim]

Mel B goes house hunting with her new man [Juicy News]

Someone please make Shittar disappear already [VH1 Blog]

Listen to Remy Ma's dirty voicemail [Jesus Hearts Music]

Trina still raps? GTFOH! [Cake & Ice Cream]

A T.Error Mari update [That Grape Juice]

Got a juicy link you would like to share? Want to plug your own blog? Post it in the comment section!


Aretha Shapes Up For Wedding Day

ReRe the Body has signed up with Jenny Craig and is limiting herself to 1,750 daily calories in an effort to slim down for her wedding next month to Willie "Catfish" Wilkerson.

Get it right, get it tight!

Aretha tells Sister 2 Sister magazine, "I'm at 1,750 calories a day and I'm starving. You just have to get used to portions and changing your lifestyle."

"I lost 23 or 24 pounds to begin with, but it's kind of a strain when you get to 23 or 24 pounds. That's why I got off of it."

"It's a strain because you're eating the Jenny Craig-type meals, which are very good. But you can only eat them for so long before you want some barbecue ribs or some pigs feet. Once you get off that Jenny Craig thing and you start eating what you've been eating, it's all over."

Aretha, I'm going to give it to you straight: Don't lose that ass. You can drop all the weight you want to but that ass is sacred to me.



Get It While It's Hot!



"This here will look real nice hanging on the same wall as my dope boy Martin Luther King Jr. throwing up a peace sign wearing a New Era fitted and white tee. Or I could put in my dining room since Claudette's bad ass kids cracked the frame on my Last Supper piece with Tookie Williams sitting in the middle. Do they accept EBT cards?"

Ever wanted to own a piece of Michael Jackson's personal memorabilia? Here's your chance. Around 1,100 items belonging to LaMike's real father are being auctioned off at the Hard Rock Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas today and tomorrow.

If you do venture out to Sin City for the sale don't forget to pack a sack lunch and a shank. Check out the goods.



It's His Prerogative



Bobby and his new lady Alicia Etheridge played kissie face for 30 minutes in the back of a truck before he hit the stage at Stereo by the Shore in the Hamptons on Saturday night. During the second verse of "My Prerogative" he suddenly stopped and told the crowd "Sorry, I forgot the words."

This is your brain. This is your brain on drugs. Any questions? (source)




Star Tracks: Rihanna



Rihanna was spotted leaving her hotel in Paris holding a copy of her cd Good Girl Gone And Got Her A New Bad Girl Manufactured Image Trying To Move Some Units. Kizzy Rowland must've taught her that trick. Promotion promotion!

I may be reading into the pictures too much but she doesn't appear to be her normal sunny self. I think she may have had some bad stuffed camel the night before. The nuts were probably rancid. Damn you hotel chef, damn you to hell. Ella ella ella ah!




Plies - "Shawty" (Feat. T-Pain)

Testicular Pain must be stopped.

I can't speak on the national reception that "Shawty" is receiving but if you live in Georgia/Florida (Ft. Myers I see you) then chances are you've heard it beating down your block or blasting in a club.

The video features cameos from Rap City's DJ Q45, comedian Lil' Duval, Rich Boy, Skooby from the auto parts store, Donkey and Rick Ross. Yeah, not a very impressive role call but you know how much I love men with eating disorders, hooves and titty gravy so I had to post this.



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Usher Will 'Whup' Some Ass Over Tameka



According to syndicated host Tom Joyner, the mild-mannered Grammy winner recently threatened to "whup my a-" after Joyner joked about rumored tension between Foster and Usher's mom, Jonetta Patton.

Joyner said Usher called him off-air to complain about claims that Foster urged him to "fire" Jonetta as his manager. (Word is Usher was particularly unamused when Daily News contributor Jawn Murray quipped to Joyner during the broadcast: "I wonder if he's going to put a pink slip in her Mother's Day card?") (source)

A source tells the Daily News that Usher also hit up Wendy Williams and Angie Martinez to "ask them to lay off Tameka." Um, no?


5.29.2007

Quick Quotes



"Just because I've got money , just because I eat steak and, you know, eat chicken breast that cost $30, and I eat McDonald's too, but you know, the thing about it is I don't care. I know we're going to have to hit the chitlin circuit again. You feel me?" -- Ray-J talks dollars but doesn't make sense in Sister 2 Sister

"I never edited my speech with my daughter, and I talked to her liked I talked to my friends but she could not answer me back the same way. I recall hearing when she was three talking to her friends and saying 'f*#$ you'. She understood the context of different words. We took her to a wedding once and was asking her about some food and she replied, 'What is that s*&$?'" -- Samuel L. Jackson's rethinks cursing around children

"Man please, I've got enough to do. We already did that. I have talked to him about working with him again but I've got too much to do. I've got 900 products. I'm 74 years old. Give me a break." -- Quincy Jones snubs Michael Jackson's comeback album




I'm Just Saying . . .



Beyonce stripped down for Vibe and Kelly is taking it off for King so the natural progression would be Michelle wearing a thong on the cover of Savoy. Right?

[Thanks Melly Mel]


Somebody Is Trying To Destroy Remy Ma

Per XXLMAG.COM:
Last week, rumors circulated on the Internet that former Terror Squad MC, Remy Ma, left a sexually explicit voice message for Ralphige, a Miami-based jokester who’s gained notoriety by prank calling artists such as Michael Jackson, Method Man, Chamillionaire, Akon and others.

During the voice message, Remy Ma leaves a message for an unknown individual, asking if he would like to receive oral sex. But according to Remy’s publicist, Jennifer Turner, the voice message is not real and was intended to be a skit on her upcoming album. “This is not a real voice message,” Turner says. “Remy recorded this as a skit for her upcoming album, PunishHer, and the wrong person got a hold of it and is now trying to use it against her by fabricating this false story and then releasing it on the Internet. This is nothing more than a vicious attempt to slander Remy’s character and image.


No words.

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Mimi Plays Herself



Throwback Mariah is the best.

SOHH reports that Mimikins will spoof herself and her life in the upcoming film short, Lovers & Haters.

The Spike Lee directed movie is a spoof of the life of Carey, with the 'lovers and haters' (like, duh!) that she encounters along the way, and how she overcomes those obstacles to still be one of the most talented and loved musical sensations in history.

*crickets*

Carey worked alongside Benny Medina as executive producer on the 15 minute, $5 million film short.

I'm no casting director but Lawrence Hilton-Jacobs would make an excellent on-screen father. You and I both know that Freddie "Boom Boom" Washington is that negro when it comes to portraying the stereotypical angry black daddy. All I am going to say is "The Jacksons: An American Dream."



Guaranteed Fresh



Thanks Nelson!

Digimon is a family man [Bossip]

Counterfit condoms being sold in Harlem [All Hip Hop]

Miss USA takes a fall [ONTD]

Sanjaya: "I am art" [Yahoo]

Kanye shows CL some love, drops new video [Concrete Loop]

Brandy gets sued, again [Juicy News]

Got a juicy link you would like to share? Want to plug your own blog? Post it in the comment section!



Gaymonn Gets It Wet!


Fresh fish on deck boys. Get it while its slippery and wet. Gaymonn and fashion designer Richie Rich (part of the duo behind label Heatherette) took a midnight dip in a pool at the Vienna Disco "Volksgarten." Gaymonn is channelling his inner Blaxploitation film star and I love it. I bet he has an assortment of lip gloss hidden in his 'fro.

Off rip, I would be his cabana girl any time, any place. I don't care who's around.

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Oh FUCK No



First off, I hope everybody had a lovely long weekend. I know I did. Guess who I had the pleasure of meeting in all his bony glory? Whoo hoo! I told you stalking would pay off. Although my right breast is heavier than his total body weight, he was actually very nice. The only person left now to swoon over in person is LaMike.

Speaking of which, the love of my life is now taking his turn with Kim Kardashian. WHY?! A bitch goes on vacation and I have to come back to this? Jesus be a morning after pill.

LaMike was spotted by paparazzi cameras leaving Hollywood hot spot Mr. Chow's with that home wrecker.

Vengeance is mine; I will repay. Watch your back, Kimberly.

[Thanks Anne & Dom]

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5.25.2007

Have A Great Weekend



I'm keeping this picture of Floyd Mayweather Sr. up to keep all the evil spirits away from the site while I'm gone. Get familiar!

[Thanks Drewfizzle]



Girlfriends > Future BET Blackbuster Films



Jill Marie Jones as Tanya Diggs

Jill looks like she is about to pull the latest issue of Watchtower out of her purse at any moment. Let us bow our heads.



Brian and Tanya Diggs have always been a timid, law abiding, and somewhat nerdy couple. They've yearned their entire lives to just cut loose and have fun, but they don’t know how. They've tried everything, even therapy, and nothing seems to work. They seemed destined to live the rest of their lives in boredom and monotony.

However, late one night Brian finds himself in a challenging confrontation that causes him to finally snap, resulting in him killing someone. Brian confides in Tanya about his murderous deed. Not only has he committed murder, but surprisingly, Brian realized that he truly enjoyed it. His next attempt at murder goes awry, causing Tanya to get involved. She, too, realizes that she enjoys murder. Brian and Tanya have finally found something that gives them the thrill they’ve been seeking their entire lives… murder! (read more)

On second thought, future BET Blackbuster films on a Sunday afternoon.



I Need Answers



  1. Who is that man walking behind Timbaland and what is his job title, exactly?
  2. What is he carrying in that bag?
  3. When did he decide to stop popping steroids?
  4. Where in the hell are they walking to?
  5. Why is Timbo wearing my Granny's orthopedic shoes?
  6. How did two bearilla sightings happen in one week?!

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YouTube Clip of the Day



Draaaaaaaannk!




No Justice, No Peace



Gel-N- Weave; Lil' Scrappy; WTF?

When news broke earlier this week that Diamond (one half of Gel-N-Weave) was arrested and charged with aggravated assault I was devastated. After learning that her bond was posted at $20,000.00 I did what any other CEO would and sprung into action: I hit up amateur night at the strip club.

And rocked my hips, then waved and sipped.

Diamond celebrated her 19th birthday in a fuck effort themed bash on Tuesday night. Visit Dennis Byron to view more pics from the bash. Also be sure to check out Sandra Rose's chit-chat with Lady Di.

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Lil' Wayne Wouldn't Care If Trina Was A Prostitute

Lil' Wayne and Trina reunited on stage Wednesday night at Miami L.I.V.E.

Break out the Black Flag.

According to gossip maven Supa Cindy, during his performance of "Prostitute Flange," (listen) Weezy gave the Rhinestone Diamond Princess his full attention. How fitting. After placing a blue silk handkerchief on the microphone and falling back, Trina joined him on stage and began rapping "Here We Go." She was so consumed with Wayne's presence that she forgot the lyrics.

Things came to a sudden stop as the two shared a 30 second long gaze before exchanging smoldering hot kisses (ugh), tears and all that "Baby I love you and miss you" shit. The crowd responded to the public display of infection, um, affection by popping champagne and cheering.

I already know what you are thinking and I'm having a hard time believe that one too. I'm all for Black love but I'll be damned if I pour out my Dixie cup of Wild Irish Rose for those idiots.


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Guaranteed Fresh



Tevin! Tevin! Tevin! [Concrete Loop]

Ned the Wino to Jessica Simpson: "Once you go black . . . " [TMZ]

Laila Ali's dishes details about her big wedding plans [People]

Jilly from Philly has a message for haters [Vibe Confidential]

Curtis looks constipated on his new album cover [MTV's Suckerfree Blog]

Rihanna explains her new diet and workout regimen [ONTD]


Got a juicy link you would like to share? Want to plug your own blog? Post it in the comment section!


5.24.2007

Jesus Be A Remote

I'm late as hell! I had no idea that Mo'Nique was announced as the host of the 2007 BET Awards until I read about it on Hip & Pop today. Twiggy chicks in attendance have my sympathy. There is no telling how many "skinny women are evil" jokes and snide remarks Mo will hurl in their direction. Rihanna was last year's lucky recipient of the big girl side eye when the two presented an award together.






Will There Be A Line of Assless Chaps?



Jim Jones revealed details about his clothing line during a recent stop at DJ Kay Slay's Shade 45 radio show.

"Shout out to my momma, we got a clothing line we started called Nostic. We started it from the ground up with our own money; it's been doing pretty good. We've been grinding going to Magic shows and things like that. We got a long way ahead but we in charge of the swag so I'm bound to make some money," said Jim.

A shirt with a shit stain in the shape of a skull head etched in swarovski crystals would be dope but a scratch n' sniff bearilla scented thermal would be a DREAM. I know what I want for Christmas.

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Isaiah Washington's New PSA



Grey's Anatomy star Isaiah Washington's public service announcement combating homophobia is set to begin airing tonight on ABC.

The PSA is the result of a January meeting with Neil G. Giuliano, president of the Gay & Lesbian Alliance Against Defamation and Kevin Jennings, founder and executive director of the Gay, Lesbian & Straight Education Network following a public outcry of Washington's use of the word "faggot" during a heated exchange with fellow Grey's star T.R. Knight and used the epithet again at the Golden Globe Awards. (source)

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Star Tracks: Stevie Wonder



That hair! That flavor saver! That Gordon Gartrell limited edition smoking jacket! There is only one person . . . well, two people, who can pull this look off. And you are not one of them.

Stevie was in good spirits last night after leaving a tribute to his friend Paul Simon. Ebony and Ivory is still hanging in there, ya'll.

Riddle me this Batman: Why is Stevie always dressed like he just left a Black History Month luncheon? Boy stop.

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The "Say Something Nice" Challege



[Ozone]

Aunt Viv photographed with Kenny Burns in Atlanta on 05.23.07

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American Idol Is Ovah!



SANJAYA; Margaret Fowler; Ian Bernardo; Bobby Trendy

Well slap me with a bottle of Vaseline Intensive Care and call me Christopher Darden! The season finale of American Idol wasn't as boring as I thought it would be. It was actually chocked full of nuts surprises. Sholandric Stallworth's perm game was tight, Sanjaya's locks flowed in the wind, Doug E. Fresh had a beatboxing contest with YT and for the first time since 1993 Bette Midler didn't look like her character in Hocus Pocus.

Hell, Tony Bennett even managed to unhook his I.V. and sneak pass the nurses station to attend the show. Congratulations Jordin Sparks!






Blake Timberlake Lewis & Doug E. Fresh



Paris Bennett; Smokey Robinson & Blake Lewis; Simon Cowell & Terri Seymour; Mandisa Hundley



Jordin Sparks & Ruben Studdard




Lakisha Jones; George Huff; Jennifer Hudson; Taylor Hicks



Melinda Doolittle, Gladys Knight and LaKisha Jones



Ryan Seacrest,Kenneth Briggs and Jonathan Jayne, winners of the Golden Idol Award for Best Buddies



BeBe, MeMe and CeCe


5.23.2007

YouTube Clip of the Day

Alexyss Tylor is pissed! In today's clip our vagina power sister sounds off at haters. One thing is for sure, you can take the girl out of Bankhead but you can't take Bankhead out of the girl.

You may want to turn down the volume if you're in the office. I would hate for you to lose your job.




[Thanks Danielle]



Sexy Beast



Bloodraw is the latest sex symbol to take the rap world by storm. When he's not holding weed for Ol' Greezy you can find him refereeing pee wee league games and installing sheetrock. Boy looka here, I've got this HUD house where my heart used to be . . .

Let me calm down.

Under normal circumstances I would be all for rubbing him down with giblet gravy but I don't think anything beyond a one night stand is possible. Simply put, he looks like a pussy crook. Sure, you don't have to worry about his grill popping out and scratching your clitoris during "lick it low time" but I'm an old fashioned gal. I like to offer my pink cookies in a plastic bag, not have them snatched off a paper plate.

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Guranteed Fresh



Fonzworth Bentley gets waist deep [Bossip]

Jacki-O is one poe, unfortunate girl [Hip & Pop]

Jay-Z's got 99 problems and the 40/40 club is one [Rhymes With Snitch]

Janet Jackson is still taking it off for the cameras [Juicy News]

Rosie vs. Elisabeth [ONTD]

Keith Richards doesn't care about your favorite rapper [Sandra Rose]

Whoever came up with this is a genius [Nova Slim]

Ja Rule takes a break from washing windshields and poses for the paparazzi [YBF]


Got a juicy link you would like to share? Want to plug your own blog? Post it in the comment section!


Quick Quotes



Kelly Rowland and Fawaz Gruosi at the de Grisogono party

"When you're on your feet all the time, I swear they grow. I want the side next to my small toe reduced. It's too big . . .I will also have surgery if my butt falls down to my knees and if my thighs fall over my knees. Good genes run in my family. My gran is a size 6. She's given me cellulite, but that just makes me feel womanly." -- Kelly Rowland on her "big and ugly" feet

And no, I'm not searching for a picture of her little piggies.

As previously mentioned, Miss Kelly is down at Cannes selling autograph copies of her latest cd, sour straws, popcorn, pickles, canned sodas, boiled peanuts and other yummy treats out of the trunk of her car. Support black owned business, ya'll.







The Eighth Wonder Is Here!



Norwood Young takes us on an enchanted journey of love and life in the video for his new single "Eighth Wonder of the World."

WATCH THE VIDEO NOW AT JUSTNORWOODMUSIC.COM

Would you like for Norwood to sing at your wedding ceremony? Be sure to enter the "8 Weddings, 8 Citites, 8 Wonders Spring / Summer Series Contest."

[Thanks Drewfizzle]

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Much Ado About Nothing



When rumors of an alleged relationship between Andre 3000 and Shay "Buckeey" Johnson hit gossip blogs many were left scratching their heads. I was devastated to say the least. Around 10:00 pm last night I received an email from PR consultant Nicole Price responding to the allegations.

Hey Fresh-

I am a PR consultant in New York who works with Shay "Buckeey" Johnson of VH1's Charm School. I received an e-mail from my laywer earlier today regarding a posting on another gossip site claiming my client was in a relationship with Andre 3000.

After speaking with Shay, we are both very confused as to where this might have come from but it's actually false information. Although I thought those two pics together looked quite nice, she's not in a relationship with Dre...at all.

Earlier this morning she retracted her statement and said that Shay didn't want to comment on the situation. Okay fine, whatever.

Then I received the following email from Kim Tumey, who also claims to be Buckeey's PR Rep. Excuse me but this is freaking Buckeey we're talking about. Not Bishop Tutu, Buckeey.



Public Notice: Shay "Buckeey" Johnson of Charm School is my client and hasn't responded to the rumors of her and Andre 3000. So, we regret to inform you of this wrongful information from Nicole Price as Kim Tumey is her PR rep not Ms. Price. So, for any media concerning Shay "Buckeey" Johnson we ask that you contact us at www.KimTumeyEntertainment.com or 214-783-9453 to get the correct facts. Thank you!

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Show Us Your Cannes!


Djimon Hounsou and Kimora Lee Simmons; Naomi Campbell; Eva Mendes; Kerry Washington

As the week continues more stars are beginning to travel to France for the popular film festival. Kimora Lee Simmons was all smiles as she stood next to her boy toy at the de Grisogono party last night. RUN DIGIMON RUN!


Good ol' wonkey Rosario // Kelly "Push Back" Rowland




5.22.2007

Question of the Day



Introducing W.I.C. (We In Control)

Tyrese, Tank and Ginuwine have linked up to form a R&B "super-group" name TGT. AHH reports that The Shirts Off Tour will make stops in major American cities including New York, Los Angeles, Washington D.C., Atlanta, Chicago, and Miami this Fall. The group will also have open auditions to find its fourth member American Idol style. Woo hoo, break out the baby oil.

What three male recording artists would you like to see form a group? I would cut off my left arm to watch Al B. Sure, K-Ci and Tevin Campbell sing "A Heart Is A House For Love."

By the way, that picture never gets old.


Nelly Slangs His Juice In South Africa



Nelly has been letting his pimp juices loose all throughout the motherland. The St. Lunatic is in talks to host a local version of MTV's Pimp My Ride.

Seriously, I'm not making this up.

He recently entered into an agreement with South African based distributor Mojalife to distribute his Vokal, Applebottom and Pimp Juice brands. Nice. Madonna should submit a couple of Baby David's head shots in. Stack that paper, Madge.

Wait a minute . . . Vokal?! What in the City Trends hell? Somebody is tugging at my heart strings and I demand them to stop. I'm going in the back of my closet and pulling out my Platinum Fubu football jersey (y'know, the one with Fat Albert on it) and Wu wallabees. Jesus be a clearance rack.



Ciara and Patti LaBelle Sing For 'Mama'

Variety.com is reporting that Ciara, Patti LaBelle and Lynn Whitfield will star in the film adaption of the gospel musical "Mama, I Want to Sing!"

"Mama, I Want to Sing!" tells the story of a preacher's daughter, who rises from the church choir to pop stardom. The movie will begin production in Baton Rouge, La., next month and is slated for theatrical release in February 2008.

I've been getting on my Tyler Perry grind during the weekend. Hey now, don't make jokes. I can't give away too many details but I'm in the process of holding auditions for my first stage play, "Mama, Why You Soaking Your Girdle In The Sink Again? I'm Tired of Brushing My Teeth In The Tub!"

I'm praying that Jayo Felony will agree to sign on as the lead character, Lil' Tayder Tot. Wish me luck!



Holla At Your Boy


At first glance it looks as if Quincy Jones is posted up outside of the Shady Palms Retirement Community but he is in France promoting his new project at the Cannes film festival. He kinda resembles Bobby Jones, no? Speaking of which, last Thursday I saw him and Dr. Billy Taylor hustling spaghetti dinners in front of my church's fellowship hall. Real talk. Billy grabbed my hand and screamed "you need tah be fuckin' with your boy!" in my ear when I rejected his sexual advances. And would you believe that Q threatened to hit me with a fold-up chair? Pfft, but I respect the codes of the skreets so I didn't go snitchin' like Laurie Ann Gibson. Cam'ron would be so proud.



Papa Don't Preach

Don't expect Vernon Winfrey's forthcoming tell-all book (tentatively titled "Things Unspoken") to make Oprah's book club.

The talk show queen told the Daily News that she was shocked when the paper called to get a comment from her about the book since it was the first she had heard of it.

"One of my assistants said, 'The Daily News is calling. They say they heard your father is writing a book about you.' I said, 'That's impossible. I can assure them it's not true.'

"But then my sister said, 'I think you should call your father.' I called him and it turned out he is writing a book. The worst part of it was him saying, 'I meant to tell you I've been working on it.' "

"The last person in the world to be doing a book about me is Vernon Winfrey. The last person."




Paula Abdul Falls On Her Face



Paula Abdul broke her nose over the weekend after she fell while trying to avoid stepping on her chihuahua, Tulip. Ha ha!

Abdul told ExtraTV that she tore cartilage in her nose and fractured her toe. "I took a nasty fall ... trying not to hurt my dog. I bruised myself on my arm ... my chest, my waist all the way down to my hip. All from my little chubby Tulip."

Whatever Paula. I trip over my imaginary rottweiler King after a couple of rounds of Grey Goose and cranberry juice every Saturday and I have managed not to break one single bone. What you been drinking on? Straight up now tell me the truth!

This is all Arsenio Hall's fault. We gotta falsely accuse a black man at least once a month, right? I'm just trying to meet my quota.

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Hottie Wants Her 40 Acres And A Mule



After the latest episode of Charm School aired on Sunday, Shittar Schatar sent an angry email to the VH1 blog staff demanding that it be posted. This negro is delusional.


Let's keep it real. The judges should have kept it tight and reviewed the film the same way they did for the etiquette segment.

My character was defamed. This was obvious and clear bias. I was crucified - hung on an emotional cross!

Hugs don't get it. We are out here in the real world.

I demand a PUBLIC APOLOGY from the girls and the judges, televised on VH1 and I demand my own Shopping Couture with Schatar from the VH1 network immediately.

At a minimum, Mo'Nique should have said, "Schatar if I am wrong about this, I will offer you an opening act on tour with me, the way I offered Goldie to go on tour with me and implied assistance to Krazy about her CD."

My millions of fans would appreciate a publicized apology from the judges and the girls on the reunion show.

Also, VH1 can develop and air a show starring me called Shopping Couture with Schatar. I would look forward to collaborating with a reputable production company contracted with VH1 to develop and bring this show starring me to air within the next 6 months.

Schatar Taylor
www.myspace.com/MONEYBANKSMUSIC

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5.21.2007

Raw Emotions 101



Omarion is deep. I got three words for you: You Got Served. I haven't seen acting that fine since Janet Jackson in Poetic Justice. Damita Jo deserved a Lady of Soul Award for her performance. Don Cornelius owes a debt to Black America.

But I digress.

In the first picture he is displaying the universal gaze millions of kids give when they are about to receive an ass whooping. You know I know. Chris Stokes told O to "put them damn Uno cards up and run his bath water" before he sent Bow Wow packing. That boy raw.





Guaranteed Fresh



R. Kelly's inflated ego [Gallery of the Absurd]

Stars enjoy tea at high noon [Juicy News]

Beanie Sigel disses Pharrell and Kanye [Concrete Loop]

Hang the DJ [Dlisted]

Watch Rihanna's performance at the BBC's Radio 1 Big Radio [That Grape Juice]

Celebs out and about [Cake & Ice Cream]


Got a juicy link you would like to share? Want to plug your own blog? Post it in the comment section!


All Types of Right



Gaymonn made his presence felt on the set for O'Neal McKnight's "Check Your Coat" video last night. That bitch is fierce! I cannot get enough of him. Ladies take notes please. Thanks.


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I'm Just Saying . . .



Jennifer Hudson @ The Long Beach Pride Festival

I'm not one to brag but I had the flower girl game on lock as a kid. Til this day you can give me a basket full of petals and I'll git er done. Your folk is still a fool with it.

Anyway, if you've ever been in a wedding party then these pictures should remind you of someone near and dear to you. At least that was the case for me. You know how there is always one bridesmaid who insists on ordering her dress a size too small and waits until the day of the ceremony to try it on? Well . . .

I still love you Effie!




The World According To T.I.





Clifford voiced his opinion last week on the recent attack on hip hop lyrics while stumbling over his words like a child giving his Easter speech, awww. Unfortunately Tichina Arnold's quick side-eye stole his thunder and made me forget what he was talking about in the first place.




BOOM KAT! BOOM KAT KAT!

NY Daily News is reporting that choreographer (and all around annoyance) Laurie Ann Gibson has accused Diddy him of threatening her with a chair during a heated argument on the set of 'Making The Band 82.'

Gibson filed a complaint with the NYPD on May 11, claiming the argument jumped off when Diddy and guest judge Michael Bivins (yes, Michael Bivins) lamented over the disappointing performance of the latest group of contestants, who are competing for a spot in an all-male band.

During the April 25th taping at a branch of New York Sports Clubs in Greenwich Village, Gibson said she explained to Diddy and Bivins that the contestants had been given only a day to practice in order to see what they would do in a crunch.

Gibson said the two men began to yell and curse at her before Bivins allegedly grabbed her and Diddy picked up a chair to threaten her. She said she broke free, tried to run and Bivins allegedly grabbed her once again. Then she left, the complaint stated. (source)

Sources within Diddy's camp claim the argument was incited to add drama to the show and that Laurie Ann overreacted.

This entire incident could have been avoided if Ralph Tresvant was on the judging panel. He's a man with sensitivity.

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Master P Is Trying To Destroy Me



Christopher Reeve is spinning in his graves like some 100 spokes on a Caprice.

My only question is why does he have to be Supaman? Is illiteracy associated with being Black now? Damn it Fantasia! Haven't our people suffered long enough? Why Lord why?! Visit the movie's homepage for more fun and information.

[Thanks Nikki]

Master P issued an open letter in response to comments made by 50 Cent during a press conference for the BET Awards.

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5.18.2007

Style Jury: Mom Jeans


Flicks via Just Jared

High waisted jeans are becoming increasingly popular among the celebrity crowd. Which only means one thing: regla folks are going to attempt fashion suicide trying to mimic their favorite stars. I have already been assigned the job of side zipper puller among my Team Chunk chicas and frankly, I'm not looking forward to this movement. I'm tired of ruining my manicure inside the fitting room at Torrid trying to be a good friend.

What's your verdict?

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What The . . .



I may get some flack for talking slick about jazz legend Dr. Billy Taylor but fuck that. Curse me out in an email and boycott the site later. Something has got to be said about the diaster perched on his head now.

Too bad my mouth won't allow me to form a word.

Listen, I adore my Pop-Pop but I guaran-damn-tee you it would be some furniture moving around in his apartment before I allowed him to step foot out the door wearing my going-out-of-town wig.

Can you imagine? Ugh! "Hey baby can you drive me down to the beauty supply store? I just got my social security check this morning and I've had my eye on this BAD ass lace front."

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Poor Chrisette Michelle



Flicks via YBF

Looks can be deceiving. Most of you viewing these pictures probably think that Chrisette Michelle is working up a black sweat but I know better. In a sudden fit of rage Jay-Z spit on that poor child and now she is trying to play it off. I told her to change his assigned ringtone on her phone from "Sally The Camel" to something else but noooo.

Chrisette Michele's new single, "Your Joy" is available exclusively at iTunes as part of their "Single of the Week" campaign. The song can be downloaded Here.



Dirty Diana



LaMike's mama was questioned by British police yesterday for allegedly pushing a young child. Richard Drew claims his three year old daughter Rainel was hurt when the former Supremes star pushed past a crowd of fans outside her hotel, after performing at Newcastle Arena in the north-east of England.

Drew claims his daughter "burst into tears" following the incident, which occurred as she tried to get the singer's autograph.

Local police have confirmed they will not take the investigation against Ross any further, because "it was a complete accident."

Right. I wouldn't put anything pass Lady Di. She got it in her to do some malice shit like shove a kid. Then again who brings a 3 year old to a concert? Was the Wiggles there? Hip Hop Harry any one?


The Loch Ness Monster Lives



Doesn't Weezy F. Baby remind you of the kid who always came to school with white crust in the corners of his mouth?

Say something nice.



Let Bruce Bruce Hit It!



Bishop Eddie Long & Bruce Bruce

As you read this I am sitting in front of my computer cooling myself off with a church fan (a portrait of MLK in deep thought is on the front, contact information about the leading African American mortuary in my community is on the back). Between these Georgia wildfires and this picture I am going to be incinerated by noon.

I may have to use Sugarfoot's ranch dressing and sugar aphrodisiac recipe. Normally I'm not into the group thing but . . .


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Your Two Cents Required: Boy Suspended From School Hair Being Too Short

7th grader Derek Jackson says he is back in his normal classes today following his placement in in-school-suspension for having a haircut that was too short; something the school says was both a violation of the school dress-code and a distraction.

Derek's mother, Amanda, says she met with Bailey Middle School Principal Dr. Julia Fletcher, and Dr. Fletcher told her that the issue was "not worth the fight".

Leaders of Austin's NAACP are convinced the suspension of Derek Jackson is racially motivated. Nelson Linder with the NAACP says there's no other reason he can think of why a 7th grader would get in-school suspension for having hair that's too short.

"We think that Derek is just a metaphor for how people are treated," he said. "For whatever reason, African-Americans are put under very high scrutiny...gang issues, all kind of what I call 'racist projections'. So I think when a black kid has a haircut that they might think is inappropriate, you're seeing phobias from people. (source)

Discuss.

[Thanks Kee LoLo]




5.17.2007

Not Guilty Ya'll Got To Feel Me



And I'm out this bitch! Ike Turner was released from Pasadena Courthouse Jail after staying the night over a misunderstanding about a warrant that should have been cancelled in 1989. After being greeted by friends he spoke exclusively to TMZ about his experience in the clink. Watch the video



King Me


Steve Stoute: those 106 & Park people; Meagan Good

King magazine held a birthday bash for the editor director Datwon Thomas / issue release party in New York City on Tuesdays night.

The Coming Kings issue highlights thirteen men in the fields of music, film, fashion, entrepeneurship, and academia who are set to become leaders and legends in their own right. Noticeable names from the Class of 2007 include Nick Cannon, funnyman Katt Williams, Lloyd, Mychael Knight and the self-annointed "king of white girls" Polow Da Don.






Kevin Hunter & Charlemagne; D. Woods; D-Nice & Datwon Thomas



Meagan Good & Thomas Jones; FOL 2 Rejects; A Penis


I mean really Cormega. Fuck effort.



Guaranteed Fresh



Doolittle, Too Late [VH1 Blog]

Fake Janice Combs assassination attempt on Kim Porter was a failure [SDOJC]

Ciara is the new face of Rocawear's "I Will Not Lose" campaign [Us Magazine]

Amy Winehouse, Pharoahe Monch and Jay-Z take a trip to rehab [Vibe Confidential]

Sanjaya makes a guest appearance on the Rachel Roy show [ONTD]

Mel B finds love again [Sandra Rose]

Zahara is a superstar [Just Jared]


Got a juicy link you would like to share? Want to plug your own blog? Post it in the comment section!


Quick Quotes



"...I knocked a lot of people in the nose and knocked a lot of people in the head and knocked a lot of people in the chest for grabbing up on Miss Jay. You can't be doing that, because I think you're trying to rob me. I had to bust a girl's nose in Atlanta in the airport. She hit me in the back trying to get my attention, and she hit me so hard my reflexes kicked in and I just knocked the s#$% out of her."

"...I mean if I see every beat up, broken down b#$%& on the street with high cheekbones and say you can be a model, that is not it. I've seen broke down girls, busted, broke down, tall, skinny and think they can be a model. No, you can't."

"...I wanted my mother and father to get divorced because I saw one of my white friends out of the neighborhood tell their stepmothers and stepfather, 'You're not my mother, you're not my father, you cant tell me what to do' so I wanted to be the same way."

Read more outrageous quotes from Jay Alexander at BV's Entertainment Newswire



Corned Beef



Croutching Tiger, Hidden Nigga is back in the momofuckin' building. Tell a friend to tell a friend.

On his new diss track titled "One Finga" (the jokes will undoubtedly write themselves) Sisqo has a couple of choice words for fellow r&b crooners R.Kelly and Usher. Oh snap! My lifelong dream to hear a grown ass man bitch about another man wearing a dragon have been fulfilled. Tang you very much.

Hit up YBF to take a listennnnnnnn.

[Thanks Amari]

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05.17.2007 Random Flicks

Guest; Karma Bridges; Chris "Ludacris" Bridges; Luda's mom Roberta Shields

Whenever Luda decides to wear his church clothes I always refer to him by his government. The Ludacris Foundation 4th Annual Benefit Dinner was held last night in Atlanta. You can catch Cris Lova Lova in upcoming public service announcements for the National Runaway Switchboard.





Ludacris & daughter Karma; Bishop Eddie Long; Kathy Hughes; Chingy


BET Awards 2007 Nominations, Host and Honorees Announced




T.I. - "Big Things Poppin'"

T.I. premiered his new video last night on BET's Access Granted. The song? Eh. But a shirtless Clifford doing push-ups will be enough to snatch the top spot on 106 & Park. *Swoon*



Check out audio of Clifford giving C&D a shoutout Windows // Real Player

Speaking of site love, the Chicago Sun-Times gave us a morning quickie. 'Preciate it folk!

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5.16.2007

Question of the Day

10 stacks for a date with the Campbell's Chunky soup fella, ya'll.
Giants defensive end Michael Strahan put himself on the charity auction block the other night at Buddha Bar's first anniversary. He hoped to get a date with a lady, but the male sports fans in the crowd weren't having it. Two guys outbid 13 gals, leaving Strahan to agree to take both men to dinner for the price of $10,000 each. (source via Rhymes With Snitch)

What type of activitives are the lucky winners going to treat Michael to?


Serena & Jackie Sitting In A Tree



Pictures of Serena Williams getting cozy (and goofing off) with actor Jackie Long have been making their way around gossip blogs and message boards. Good for those kids, eh? Check out more of the happy couple at CL.

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Please Stop



I'm happy to be an afro bella (shameless plug) but I'm not apart of the anti-weave brigade. I'll be the first to admit that I am the proud owner of a plastic container full of weaves and wigs. Holla at me if you are ever having a bad hair day. I've just always enjoyed switching up my 'do and trying new styles.

However, I feel that extensions should enhance your look, not take away from it.

Seriously Dawn, what in the hell? Either perm your new growth or straighten that shit out.

Kitchen azz weaves are a threat to our nation. Please notify a Homeland Security agent if you ever encounter one.

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Ike Turner Arrested



You know every time I mention Ike Turner's name on this site I have to bring up this. It's protocol.

TMZ is reporting that Ikie was arrested and taken into custody late last night on drug-related charges in Los Angeles.

LAPD officers clocked Ike at 80 mph in his 2002 Mercedes S-50 on the 405 Freeway. After they pulled him over, 5-0 ran a check and discovered Ike had an outstanding felony narcotics warrant.

I thought that was him in the trap the other day in search for "that good good."

This wouldn't have never happened to Charlie (last name) Wilson. He's smart enough to have members of the Gap Band hold his weed.


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What A Drag!



John Travoltra hams it up alongside Queen Latifah in a fat suit, wig, dress and make-up for the new issue of The Advocate. John looks a lot like my kindergarten teacher, damn.

Poprah will devote one full hour today to the film version of the hit Broadway musical Hairspray, which hits theaters on July 20.

Dana was photographed locking lips on the set of her new film which is currently in production in Louisiana but it's not what you probably have in mind.





Latifah sharing an on-screen kiss with actor Roger R. Cross



R.Kelly Can Do For Us What Martin Did For The People



I hate to have to drag Ralph Carter's name into this madness but it had to be done.

R.Kelly lets the world just how great he is in the new issue of Hip Hop Soul:

"My greatest competition is, well, me . . . I'm the Ali of today. I'm the Marvin Gaye of today. I'm the Bob Marley of today. I'm the Martin Luther King, or all the other greats that have come before us. And a lot of people are starting to realize that now."

Oh, really?

I guess I am the Shirley Murdock of today's black gossip blogs scene.

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Star Tracks: Eve



E-V-E was photographed stuffing her face in a New York City restaurant. Before exiting the eatery she made a quick stop by Lindsay Lohan's table to ask for her weed man's phone number.

In related news, the pitbull in a skirt opened up to MTV about singing on her forthcoming album titled Here I Am, the media's recent scrutiny of hip hop lyrics and her DUI arrest.

I will forever have visions of Eve getting plunged with a white dildo embedded in my memory. Damn you internet.




Yolonda King, Daughter of Dr. Martin Luther King, Dies At 51


Yolanda King, the Rev. Martin Luther King Jr.'s eldest child who pursued her father's dream of racial harmony through drama and motivational speaking, has died. She was 51.

King died late Tuesday in Santa Monica, Calif., said Steve Klein, a spokesman for the King Center. The family did not know the cause of death, but relatives think it might have been a heart problem, he said.

"She was an actress, author, producer, advocate for peace and nonviolence, who was known and loved for her motivational and inspirational contributions to society," the King family said in a statement.

Born on Nov. 17, 1955, in Montgomery, Ala., Yolanda Denise King was just an infant when her home was bombed amid the turbulent civil rights era. She became an actress, ran a production company and appeared in numerous films, including "Ghosts of Mississippi," and as Rosa Parks in the 1978 miniseries "King."

My thoughts and prayers go out to her family. Please feel free to post your condolences.


5.15.2007

No. 1 With A Bullet



According to Maxim magazine Lindsay Lohan is the hottest woman in the world.

I beg to differ. Whaddup Melinda Doolittle. How do you do?

Joining Lohan on the Top 10 list are Jessica Alba, Scarlett Johansson, Christina Aguilera, Jessica Biel, Ali Larter, Eva Mendes, Rihanna, Eva Longoria and Fergie. Hit up Maxim to check out the entire list.



YouTube Clip of the Day

UPDATE: Sorry Jaylen but Black Jesus was a little bit too much. A Reh Dogg video will have to take his place.



Blah



Ursh was able to escape Tameka's evil clutches long enough to watch the Cavaliers defeat the Nets. It would've been a wise decision for Stella to accompany her love to the game. YT looks like he is ready to take a bite out of crime. Hope Mr. Raymond's rabies vaccinations are up-to-date.

Jay-Z and that midget boy from DTP were also in attendance.






Papa Matthew Is Trying To Destroy Our Youth

Papa Joe 2.0 has announced that he is partnering with Plant Toys to create a hip hop inspired toy line called Baby Jamz.

The Baby Jamz collection will be comprised of five toys, each coming with a CD from the Baby Jamz CD series, which daughter Solange is a featured singer on and Beyonce plans to become involved in, in a later series.

Baby Daniel's cherubic mug will appear on all product packaging as well as television and print ads.

"There is a real opportunity for us to make a benchmark here, with Planet Toys making the toys and Music World making the music," Knowles said.

Planet Toys president/CEO David Canner, concurred adding, "With Baby Jamz, we're going after that hip-hop mom." Shaqualesha, he's talking to you.

The second Baby Jamz toy collection is slated to arrive in stores next spring. It will include a "drum machine" that attaches to a car seat.

Vehicular manslaughters are going to increase by 300%. Imagine trying to navigate your ride through bumper-to-bumper traffic while Junior lays down some fresh beats in the back.

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Lil' Cease 'Let's The Monkey Out'

Men who are proud of their small penises are destroying the fiber of our society. Hit up The fury for the entire story. I'm too disgusted to type right now.

NOT SAFE FOR WORK!





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Inga, Get It Together

Bitch needs a strong dose of ack right.
Police were called last week in Brooklyn after a young mother claimed Foxy Brown, in a silver Range Rover, almost ran her down along with her baby in a stroller.

But the rapper shouldn't even be behind the wheel: The DMV confirms her driver's license has been revoked for failing to respond to summonses.

The alleged incident occurred Wednesday evening at the intersection of Underhill Ave. and Prospect Place. The young woman, who requested anonymity, said Brown cut her off on a crosswalk.

"I jumped back, pulling the stroller, and yelled at the driver, 'You should watch where you're going!'" she said. "She cursed at me and proceeded to drive down Prospect Place.

"I called the police, but they said that they couldn't do anything because she didn't actually hit me." (source)



5.14.2007

Guaranteed Fresh



Jada Pinkett Smith rocks out at the VH1 Rock & Roll Honors [Juicy News]

Kimora covers The Source magazine [Concrete Loop]

Is Nippy back on that shit? [O1LT]

Celebs at Wango Tango [Cake & Ice Cream]

Trina versus Curtis [The Fury]

Somebody please pay these guys some attention [Nova Slim]

Kim Kardashian is trying to destroy Reggie Bush's health [Dlisted]


Got a juicy link you would like to share? Want to plug your own blog? Post it in the comment section!


Caption This!



You know just the other day I said to myself "it would be hot if Star Jones and Bo Derek got together and re-enacted the video for Beautiful Liar."

Thank God for small favors.

You've got sleeping titties in my champagne! No you've got champagne in my sleeping titties!



Back On The Good Foot



Photo agencies have really become obsessed over celeb's little piggies and so have I. It's like driving past the scene of a bad accident. You don't want to look but you can't help it. I can't help it, ya'll!





Oprah at Howard University's Graduation where she received an Honorary Doctorate in Humanities.





YouTube Clip of the Day

The Raddison Inn Conference Room + One Crooked Preacher x Horrible Singing = The Pastah Kerney Two Step



The Afeni Shakur look-a-like in the red shirt must be stopped. I feel the sudden urge to make it rain with tithe envelopes.

Related Article: Send Money, Recieve Miracles



I'm Just Saying . . .



picture via CL

Am I wrong for laughing at this?

Stevie's flavor saver patch always leaves my soul vapid. Nobody, and I do mean nobody, should have to walk around with the remnants of turpentine and pickled eggs around their mouth. The shit is just not right.

Jesus be a Schick Quatro.

[Thanks Hellen]


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Star Tracks: Aretha Franklin



Aretha Franklin and her hot piece of ass Willie Wilkerson were hand-in-hand the entire time they strolled the New York City streets. When photographers asked what she was doing in town she replied that she was there to "get fitted for a gown." ReRe the Body also revealed that the couple have plans to tie the knot.

Well alright! I don't know much about ReRe's man but he looks like he can fry the hell out of a catfish.

The tradition of tossing the wedding bouquet to a crowd of women is played. It's 2007, she should sling one of her drawstring ponytails instead. I would happily clothesline a bitch to be the next in line to recieve a kitchen ass weave. Thanks.

I hope they decide to make a sex tape on the night of their honeymoon. I've got my fingers crossed.




Disco Fever



Angela Bassett & Courtney B. Vance; Ashanti along with her little sister & momanger; Sheila E; Spike Lee & wife

Star Jones, Usher, India.Airie, Kanye West, Chris Tucker, Ashanti and others hit up the grand opening of Cove Atlantis in the Bahamas for some psychedelic fun.







Fuck effort, much? You still look good Natalie.



Rumors Gone Wild: Rapper / Preacher Mase Involved In Accident While Picking Up A Transvestite

Someone is trying to destroy Mase.

The rapper turned minister Mason Betha, otherwise known as Mase, was involved in an accident late last night in Atlanta, GA. According to the young lady involved in the accident, Mase, while making an illegal right hand turn, struck her Range Rover as she was traveling on Spring St. towards North Avenue.

According to other witnesses in the area, Mase had circled the block 6 times trying to pick up a transvestite who was in the area. After the accident, Mase remained in his vehicle with a towel covered over his head. The police officer working the accident demanded several times that Mase step out of the car or roll down the window. Witnesses say that Mase remained seated in the car while his care was being towed.

Do you really want to hurt Mase? Do you really want to make him cry? That is some Pulitzer Prize winning type of mess. If this email find its way into your inbox hit the delete button instead of forwarding it to your work homies.

I'm not going to front, if wish Mason did go on the hunt for some transgender tang it would've made my day but unfortunately I'm going to have to classify this gossip as garbage. I want to see a video clip, a camera phone picture, SOMETHING. My heart is heavy over this. I betcha the same person who made up the Bow Wow / Jay-Z / Ciara rumor last year is responsible for this one.


UPDATE: Here's the audio of the young lady dishing the details of the accident. You be the judge. After listening to the interview I think homegirl's story may actually be legit. I believe that the email quoted above is an example of people trying to pass the story along while adding their own flavor to it in the process.

I still want to see some crime scene footage or evidence but whatever. It's gossip and this is a gossip site. Thanks for the audio link Bgal!




5.11.2007

YouTube Clip of the Day

ITV's new show '24 Hours With' features stars locked in a room for an entire day with host Jamie Campbell. In today's clip Bobbay Brown threatens to "fuck up" the poor white man after a joke about sex moves turns sour. I cannot wait for the entire episode to hit the net. You UK folks have all the fun!


[Thanks Mystere21m]



What That Thang Smell Like



Tomi Rae Hynie-Brown (?); Terrell Owens; Coco Johnson; Lil' Wayne

It's an extremely slow news day but I've still got the pepper. Listen, I don't sit around and create fake news headlines so this challenge is just going to have to do. When life gives you rags, make a clothing line out of it. It worked for Tina Knowles.

THE CHALLENGE: Write a perfume pitch for each celebrity posted. Be sure to include a description of the fragrance.

THE PRIZE: This digital treat.

Related Article: Prince To Peddle Perfume



Style Inspiration



Cee-Lo Green launches his new music label, Radiculture // Sir Ivan at the WAYUU Taya Foundation Gala

This weekend I plan on converting my high school graduation gown into one of these head-turning outfits and I need your help. Now, I'm leaning more in the direction of Sir Ivan's tangalicious pink number because I would love to show the Louis Vuitton fabric off that my Aunt Peggy bought me (it's from Canal Street so you know she paid top dollar, don't be jealous) but I'm digging Cee-lo's look as well. It brings a whole new meaning to the term casket sharp.

I'm open to suggestions.


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Guess Who



She works hard for the money! Which sexy celeb decided to set up a temporary office on the beach while vacationing in the Bahamas with her blackberry and laptop, and even had hotel staff delivering letters? The answer awaits under the cut! I see you licking your lips at this delicious chocolate mound but she is already spoken for.

Note To King Magazine: You should really consider making this chick the Backshot of the Month.


It's Star Jones Reynolds! Yeah, you probably already figured it out but whatever. Just right click on the picture and add it to your porn stash. I already have.





Quick Quotes



"I don't live in a red light district. I still live in the hood and go to my neighborhood church. Do I work 'odd' acting jobs to make ends meet and carry a little pimp cup? Well, the answer is—yes. But, I drink my tea out of a regular cup and saucer like the rest of the folks." -- Luenelle releases a statement to make it clear that she was only playing the role of a prostitute in 'Borat,' which sadly means that she doesn't turn tricks in real life.

I'm glad she cleared that one. We've been debating the topic of her actual hoeism at the dinner table in my house since the movie was released. My soul feels at peace now.




Boo Clifford Boo




Clifford must really have a thing for going off on the college kids. Didn't he just dish out this little tirade at another show? I mean really guy, don't make this apart of the show. *plays gunshot sound bite for real street nigga effect*

I hope he realizes that he has started a trend among pseudo gangstas such as myself.

Around lunch time I'm gassing up the Kia and heading to the nearest elementary school playground looking for a fight. I've got a score to settle with a couple of kids. You can barely do your grocery shopping without some little momofuku sliding by your cart in a pair of Heelys. Then when you hit their punk ass on accident they want to fall down and start crying. Now I'm not good with names but I do remember faces very well.




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5.10.2007

Caption This!



Johnny Gill and Ralph Tresvant @ the N.O. Jazz & Heritage Festival on 4/6/09


[Thanks Nicole]




YouTube Clip of the Day

Here's a throw back clip for Alfonso Ribeiro's Breakin' & Poppin' book and record set. Just to think an innocent man's life could've been saved if he would've copped this back in 1985. Pop, lock and drop it! Darrin Dance Grooves what?





Guaranteed Fresh


Amy Winehouse is all smiles [Dlisted]

Akon apologizes for his hump fest, releases "Mother Africa" [SOHH]

R.Kelly Hits YouTube [Concrete Loop]

Nelly brings Pimp Juice Finds a new home [Juicy News]

Janet Jackson to join Jermaine Dupri at Island/Def Jam [Sandra Rose]

Bella has Mother's Day gift ideas [Afrobella]


Got a juicy link you would like to share? Want to plug your own blog? Post it in the comment section!



Don Imus x Porn

Porn company Kick Ass Pictures is attempting to benefit from the Don Imus controversy by releasing a new DVD titled “Nappy Headed Ho's."

Jesus be a vibrating jack rabbit.


The adult entertainment company, which bills itself as "the only porn company in the world to guarantee all natural breasts in all of its movies" says they are releasing a new adult DVD tiled "Nappy Headed Ho's."

They say $1 from the sale of each DVD will be donated to a retirement fund for fired Don Imus.

The film will feature "girls with closely twisted or curled hair (the dictionary definition of 'nappy'), who have sex for money (the dictionary definition of 'ho')." This promises to be a great leap for society.

In a press release, Kick Ass president Mark Kulkis said, "We see this as a free speech issue. As an adult media company, we're especially defensive of free speech. Don Imus is a loudmouth and perhaps a bigot. However, CBS Radio was hypocritical in hiring Imus to be blunt and outspoken, then firing him for the same reason. Fellow broadcast personalities Ann Coulter and Pat Robertson spew anti-gay slurs, yet they are not fired by their networks." Hmmm, porno with integrity!

Kulkis says that if Imus turns down their donations, they'll donate them to the United Negro College Fund. As Imus proves, a mind is a terrible thing to waste. (source)


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Kelly Visit FUSE's The Sauce



With Michelle shaking her shimmy on stage in Chicago (I double over in laughter every time I visualize that scene) and Beyonce on tour down under, Kelly has been keeping busy by promoting her second album, Ms. Kelly.

"I really put my heart and soul into this record," she enthuses, "and not only am I excited that everyone's going to hear the music, I'm looking forward to people getting to hear the real me. That's the reason I called the album Ms. Kelly. Because the title is all about respect, being an adult and that's how I feel about my life, and my music. I know it's kind of a cliché to say, but Ms. Kelly really is the album I was meant to make." (source)

Work it Miss Lady. See, there can be life after the wig crypt. You just gotta fight for it.








5.09.2007

You Sent It!: Man Dies While Battle Dancing

Hi Fresh!!

I was at work today when I saw this on AOL. At first I didn't know if I could laugh cause someone died but my friends and co-workers told me it was cool. There are so many things wrong with this whole story!!! 1st this man is 48. 2nd and most obvious……he's battling. 3rd they said he tried to perform an acrobatic move!! Young, the parking lot is about to be my spot over the summer!! I just wondering what would have happened if this type of battle popped off in You Got Served!! I keep picturing B2K doing a move and landing on their face. I seriously wished they had a picture of this mess. Anyway I hope you enjoy!!

- - MJ


A man died while trying to outdo a rival with an acrobatic move while "battle dancing," police said.

Robert Stitt, 48, and his rival were competing in a parking lot Monday night when he tried a forward flip and landed on his head.

"It was just two guys dancing. Everybody was laughing," Stitt's friend John Boxley said.

Boxley said James Brown was on the radio and Stitt wanted to outdo a rival dancer, who had flipped in the air.

Police said the victim went into cardiac arrest and was pronounced dead a short time at a local hospital.

Police said several people were in the parking lot drinking and battle dancing - a competition in which each dancer tries one-upmanship with unique moves. (source)

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Question of the Day



I've done my fair amount of posts cracking on gossip maven Wendy Williams in the past but the truth is I've always been a fan of her over the top persona. You can love her or hate her, chances are she doesn't give a damn either way.

As many of you already know a film based on Wendy's life is in the works. With the first day of filming set for May 11 it's too late to send in audition reels. Shucks! But I've gotta ask: who would you like to see portray the self-proclaimed Queen of All Media (not you Perez) on the big screen?

Related Article: Michael Bell, Senior Producer for Wendy Williams' Film Dies at age 39 -- Days Before Filming



Under The Radar: Karrine TV



With the popularity of viral videos steadily on the increase Karrine "Superhead" Steffans has decided to get in on the action.

Karrine TV gives viewers the opportunity to take a glimpse into her "every day life" (right) which includes taking trips to the Land Rover dealership to pick up a new whip, top secret magazine cover shoots and making public appearances.

They should've never gave you niggas bandwidth.

With zero signs of any on camera ball jugglin' to take place in the future, I don't think I will be watching. You gotta give the people something to look forward to. I'm not going to expose my computer to a cesspool of disease for nothing.



Maid In Manhattan



Check out pictures of Naomi at D Listed

In the new issue of W magazine Nay Nay insists sweeping trash during community service changed her life - and finally found her "peace".

"I find solace in sweeping," Campbell says in a sensational diary she wrote during her time cleaning a Manhattan warehouse recently. "I have no other responsibility. I have no phone. I have the time to think. Just have, you know, peace."
Naomi reveals that Boy George, who went through almost identical street-cleaning duties, called her regularly to get her through the ordeal. And she says that her mother has also agreed to go into therapy with her to help keep her strong enough to keep with her changed life.
But she also defends her decision to turn her arrival for duty every day into a catwalk of latest designer clothes. "What I wear when I walk into my community service has no connection with what I'm going to do when I get inside, she says. "What do they expect me to do - walk in drib and drab?? "I've never looked drib and drab in my life."



Norwood Live!

Pictures doesn't do the raw emotion this man exudes justice. Here is some footage from the album release party for Just Norwood. If you are ready for the full Norwood experience pop your cherry on this.

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Little Miss Sunshine



Rihanna has been invading New York City all week long. Her spaceship should be double parked by now. Joking. I'm actually starting to dig this girl. Sure, her talent is still (and will probably always be) questionable but any stans worth their weight would agree that it's not stopping her from making trips to the bank.

She is set to perform her new single "Umbrella-ella-ella-a" at the MTV Movie Awards on June 3rd. Chicken George is scheduled to rock the stage too.



AT TRL



APPEARING AT "LINKS FOR LIFE" GALA






5.08.2007

Guaranteed Fresh



Clifford behind the scenes at the "Big Things Poppin'" set


T.I. capped by . . . water balloon [VH-1 Blog]

Nick Cannon propses to girlfriend Selita Ebanks, the world let's out a collective sigh of annoyance [TMZ]

Beyonce performs Jill Scott's "He Loves Me (Lyzel in E Flat)" in Sydney, Australia [Clips & Kisses]

Check out Kelly Rowland's Ms. Kelly album cover [Rap-Up]

Don't get any bright ideas Sean [The Secret Diaries of Janice Combs]

Bobby Brown is rumored to have a tell-all book in the works [Juiicy Scoop]


Got a juicy link you would like to share? Want to plug your own blog? Post it in the comment section!




'Georgia Rule' Premiere Flicks



Dallas Austin is going to have Jane Fonda stuffing her kitty full of coke and sneaking through customs in no time. Don't do it shawty.

American Idol third season finalist Diana DeGarmo, Cee-Lo, Vivica A. Fox and Diamond LisaRaye McCoy-Misick came out to share a warm serving of southern hospitality at the world premiere of 'Georgia Rule' in Atlanta.











It's Not Right But It's Okay



During some down time earlier this afternoon I logged on to InDMix to snicker at pictures of people (I know I'm not the only person guilty of doing this) in public looking all kinds of wrong when I came across the little ray of sunshine pictured above. What really caught my attention was that the flick beside it.

Subliminal message? I don't know. Maybe we should try to look at his picture backwards to see what happens. Hell, its rumored to work on records so its worth a try.

Yup, Satan is working OT today. Say something nice please.

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Kelis & Nas Reality Show Sneak Peek

Patryk from Ultimate Kelis just tipped me off that a little snippet from Kelis & Nas upcoming reality has made its way to the internet. The Joneses are cute and all but their show isn't messing with 'Being Bobby Brown.'





Snoop Defends Video Vixens



If you find the portrayal of women in hip hop music videos to be despicable then you might just be another 'old ass woman sitting at home'. At least according to Snoop.

He tells MTV News, "It's a shame that they are being classified as video ho's. Halle Berry was in a video with [Fred Durst]. Does that make her a ho? She kissed him in the video too. Does that make her a ho? ... Not everybody is a video vixen. Some girls are into it because they are following their dreams. TV is a long way for a lot of these girls from the country or small parts of the world."

In the interview Snoop also says that rappers should end beefs without the outside help of Al Sharpton and Russell Simmons and compares his industry logic to Malcolm X's way of thinking.

Um . . .





Quick Quotes



Double the pleasure, double the tangled eye! You know you love it.

"I am the Tiger Woods of the screen. He calculates his moves and goes towards the winning stroke. That's exactly what I did. It was about being strategic and knowing your opponent."

"Also I played a gang leader on 'America's Most Wanted.' Thanks to our episode they were finally able to apprehend the criminals and finally bring justice. As an actress you must be versatile. Just like the greats like Halle Berry, Reese Witherspoon and Jennifer Garner. You have to be versatile to play the role."

"I am not a gold-digger. But I do believe in abundance and prosperity. I believe in living a lush life with couture and I try to live each day to the fullest." -- Schatar "Hottie" Taylor speaks candidly to BV columnist Jawn Murray

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Happy Early Mother's Day

Usher confirmed late Monday that his one time "momanger" Jonnetta Patton is no longer in charge of his career, but said the break was due to any rift.

"She and I are on great terms and support each other in our life's endeavors. We are both very happy but are now working in different areas of the business," he said in a statement to The Associated Press. "This is great for me because it means I now get to have my mother strictly as my mother with no added pressure."

Gossip sites and message boards have been buzzing that fiancée Tameka Foster would replace Mama P as his manager, but Usher denied the rumors. "She has no aspirations of becoming my manager or any other artist's manager," he said.

Don't get any bright ideas Ashanti and Beyonce, your folks are not going to be as easily persuaded to cut the apron strings.



YouTube Clip of the Day

Team Chunk has a new anthem for 2007. I'm standing in front of my computer twirling my bodyshaper around my finger. Get in my belly!


[Thanks Nikki]



Celebs Honor Late Designer Paul Poiret



Alicia Keys; America Ferrera; Iman & David Bowie; Rihanna

The annual Costume Institute Gala was held last night at Manhattan's Metropolitan Opera House. This year's event celebrates the work of Paul Poiret, an artist and couturier considered France's "King of Fashion" before World War I.

Yeah, my Google game is quite lovely.




Jennifer Hudson; Kerry Washington; Selita Ebanks & Nick Cannon; Idina Menzel & Taye Diggs




Robin Thicke & Paula Patton; Rosario Dawson; Selma Hayek; Jennifer Lopez & Marc Anthonhy

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5.07.2007

Guaranteed Fresh



John Legend does Kanye's laundry [Juicy News]

Tyra says fuck effort when it comes to her coif [Bossip]

Flicks from Chris Brown's birthday party [A Hot Mess]

Nova breaks down a few 'I Love New York 2' hopefuls [Nova Slim]

Carmelo and his baby boy [Concrete Loop]

I Vote No [The Fury]

White meat gets the USDA stamp of approval [Cake & Ice Cream]


Got a juicy link you would like to share? Want to plug your own blog? Post it in the comment section!


Young Juelz Is The New Spokesman For 'Kid's Rap Radio'

The hood has been experiencing extreme hunger pains waiting for the latest installment of Kid's Rap Radio to drop. Street disciples will be happy to know that the album hits stores on Oct. 2 and features kid friendly versions of "This Is Why I'm Hot" and "Walk It Out."

Jesus be a bulletproof vest.

The new spokesman for the releases is also a child, Knowles' 2-year-old grandson Juelz.

According to Juelz' mother Solange, her young son is already mimicking the rap songs that are being played on television and radio.

"My dad has always been concerned for young kids and the lyrical content in music," Solange said. "I became so excited when he came up with the idea of having my son, Juelz, as the spokesperson for Kid's Rap Radio...it concerned me to think that by his picking up on the words so easily; he may actually repeat words that are not appropriate for him to say."

MWM will also debut a spanish version of the series on Aug. 7, titled Kid's Rap, Latino.

The all-Spanish version of Kid's Rap features Spanish versions of "Wait (The Whisper Song)," "Go DJ," "Back Then" and others. (source)

The album release party is going to be bananas. I hope Baby Daniel goes easy on the Patrón since he refuses to hire a personal chauffeur. They need to put him in Betty Ford.

True story, last month he slapped a sippy cup full of Alize out of Lil' Rock's hands and threatened to send his mama a roots box. I know what I'm talking bout, I was standing right there. He had on a shirt that said "Snitches Get Stitches" and pointed at it when Monica came over to see what was going on.

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Star Tracks: Venus Williams, Alicia Keys, Tracee Ellis And Others



Uh oh, somebody is looking like a runaway Nippy Kid. Richard come get the fruit of your loins please. Venus was spotted leaving the Christina Aguilera tour wrap party at Miami's Cameo Club last night.






Alicia Keys enjoyed some time with friends Donald Faison, Tracee Ellis Ross, Cacee Cobb and others at a Hollywood parking lot.



Star & Al At The Kentucky Derby



Al Reynolds has been hoodwinked, bamboozled and led astray.

He thought he was going to the KY Derby. Not that KY, that KY. When he saw all of the sweaty little jockeys sitting on top of their horses he turned to his homegirl, who was also visibly aroused, and said "Normally I'm not into beastiality and men smaller than me but variety is the spice of life!"

After this small brain fart he realized where he was at and started to complain about having a fresh colonic done for nothing. My heart really goes out to him. He had even had his pubic hair fashioned in a ponyhawk and everything.

Star has really been flaunting her tittyballs around town lately. It's only a matter of time before she tries to convince the editor at Smooth to give her a cover shoot. Put em on the glass!


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Question of the Day



It is with great dismay I report that hip hop's version of Fred G. Sanford and Grady Wilson are no longer on speaking terms. Check out my girl Miss Info for the full scoop.

Somebody please pour out a little Clorox while I light up this Black Love incense in remembrance of their friendship.

Dirt Angel will be on Funkmaster Flex's radio show today to talk about the beef but it's always fun to speculate. What do you think happened between Cam and Jim?

According to industry insiders the split is a result of Cam'ron appointing Norwood Young as the president of Diplomat Records while Jim Jones was away on vacation at the vet last year. That's messed up, how you going to front on your man while he is trying to get his luxury flea bath on?

Heh.

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Verizon Cuts Ties With Akon


Pictures via King Mag

I've never been one to run around looking for a hand out but PETA better show my ass some love in the future. I know you see all of the wild life running rampant on the site today. Floyd Mayweather Sr. bit my hand while I was feeding him an apple so if the posts slow up today you already know.

Verizon has officially ended their deal with Akon following his raunchy on-stage romp with a 15-year-old girl in Trinidad on April 12.

"This week the partnership ended," Verizon said in a statement to Fox News. "We have music services on our cell phone service and we were promoting him as one of the artists. The other part of the sponsorship was the Gwen Stefani tour, of which he was an opening act. We are no longer sponsoring the tour."

The video depicting Akon simulating sex (or "hunching" as I like to call it) with girl turned up on, and has since been pulled from, YouTube, but it can still be found elsewhere on the Net.

Justice has been served and not because The Man has decided to pull his card. I've been complaining about that shitty commercial since it hit the air. Tell the truth and shame the devil, would you let Acorn put your headphones in his ears? I didn't think so.


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The "Say Something Nice" Challenge


Floyd Mayweather Sr.



Celebs In Las Vegas




Before I go on any further I just want to say a million thank you's to everyone who should me love yesterday on my birthday. If you still want to show your folk some financial love I accept cash, credit or debit. No personal checks.

I'm just playing (sorta).

Anyways, if you ask me the De La Hoya vs. Mayweather fight in Las Vegas didn't live up to the hype, which was to be expected. In all honesty I've seen better brawls in the Waffle House parking lot after the club.

Jay-Z hosted the grand opening of the TAO beach club in Las Vegas after the big fight. Among many things there was a lot of testerone flowing in the building.















Check out more pictures at CL




5.04.2007

YouTube Clip of the Day

Here's an update video of Pootie "with the jiggling booty" (his words, not mine) from the first season of 'I Love New York.' The brother still has some unresolved issues going on. Bless his heart.





Ladies' Night


Amerie, Angela Bassett, Gabrielle Union, and Sanaa Lathan at the grand opening of the Escada flagship boutique

No hate here! Beautiful brown skin sisters were in full effect on both coasts last night. Mya and Serena Williams came out to play in New York City looking hot (sans the mess) while Gabrielle Union and Angela Bassett radiated in Beverly Hills.






Mya, Serena Williams and Rashida Jones at the Louis Vuitton Love party


Memo to Serena: Make it last forever.


Release Therapy

Ebony magazine has decided to pull Ludacris from the June cover of "The New Black Fathers" issue and have replaced him with actor Boris Kodjoe. The decision comes at the heels of the Don Imus fueld controversy over misogynistic lyrics in hip hop.

"Something has changed in America in the last few weeks," said Bryan Monroe, editorial director of Ebony and Jet magazines. "I think the media is being called to account in these areas."

Monroe also adds that there is an opportunity to "transfer the conversation around language, race, inclusiveness and diversity." (source) I am praying for Titty Boi and the rest of the DTP family to come out of this rough patch unscathed. Amen.



Quick Quotes

"As far as I know, this [incident] never happened. How would I know if my brother had a vasectomy? Charlie Murphy does not have the itinerary on any man's penis!" - - Charlie Murphy releases a statement about his brother Eddie's vasectomy rumor


"I have four or five years left on my show, and when I'm done with that contract, I'm done. Then I want to change the laws, state-by-state for child predators in this country; and that's what I want to have done. I won't be satisfied until that is done. The children of the United States are being stolen, raped, tortured, and killed by sexual predators. I want the laws to change." - - Oprah talks to Larry King about about her plans after her talk show ends


"If it's something about my sister or my nephew or it's something evil, then yes, I'm upset. I wanna kill somebody. If it's a rumor that's vindictive, or something harmful, or something everybody's believing that is completely not true, then it's frustrating because there's nothing you can do about it." - - Beyonce on unfair media attention



Get On The Good Foot



It's finally Friday, yipee! Took long enough, damn.

As many of you already know yesterday was James Brown's birthday. I totally neglected doing a post because something came up at the last minute. Well, that something was watching one of my neighbors being tackled to the ground by the police but you catch my drift.

In celebration of JB's berfday I present this fool with her foot in her mouth. My birthday is on Sunday so if you see me out this weekend looking like trashed out of my mind . . . you already know.

But um yeah, caption this picture.



5.03.2007

R.Kelly's Wife Speaks



R.Kelly's estranged wife Andrea Kelly gave an exclusive interview to Essence [1] magazine about the couple's tumorous marriage. It's a pretty lengthy article but it's worth a read if you would like to gain insight from her point of view. Read the full article

[1] I'm still giving them full on side eye but I can overlook my personal disdain this time.

Article snippets under the cut.




RISING ABOVE THE PAIN

. . . Andrea does, however, shift uncomfortably when talking about the case against her husband; it's a subject she'd rather leave alone. She does not allow her children to read the tabloids and will only permit them to be in the company of people she trusts. She keeps life for them as normal as possible: playdates with neighbors, parties and trips. But Andrea says she had to cut some people off who said nasty things about her husband, and surround herself with people who she believes care for her. "I know the allegations against my husband don’t reflect on me as an individual," she says. "They don't reflect on me as a mom or as a wife, and they don’t reflect on me in my everyday life."


IN THE BEGINNING

...Around this time, in the summer of 1994, 27-year-old Kelly secretly married 15-year-old R&B singer Aaliyah, but the marriage was eventually annulled. Meanwhile, Andrea's own relationship with Kelly blossomed during those long hours on the road. "It's a love story," she says. He dazzled her with his humor, telling her yo' mama jokes and doing impressions. "He's silly, and I am just a silly person. He's a jokester," she says."We started out just as friends--artist and choreographer. You are traveling on the bus. The more you are together, the more you learn."

The two were married in 1996 in a small, nontraditional ceremony in Colorado. Two homes, many backyard barbecues and three children followed. In better days they smile into cameras like young lovers. In one photograph they’re laughing and teasing each other as they cook in the backyard. But as the couple settled into domesticity, controversy dogged their heels.


A LIFE APART

. . . But did she see the tape?

"Why would you ask that question of a woman married with children?" she says. "It's ludicrous to ask me a question like that. Really, would you want someone to ask you that? And if they did ask you, would you see the tape?" All that to say, no, she hasn't seen the tape and never looked for it. And for all those people who sought out the tape, she says, check your morals.

Still, despite her vocal support of her husband, Andrea says she won’t be accompanying him to his court appearances. All the media, all the mess. Besides, she's got to be with the children. "I will take care of the home front," she says and, with perfect comedic timing, adds, "There is a war going on, and they don't send every soldier in America to Iraq. I've got to be homeland defense.”




Star Tracks: Melanie Brown



Mel B and fellow Spice Girl Geri Halliwell together this afternoon in London

Melanie told People Magazine on Tuesday that she has plans to take Eddie to court to force him to take a paternity test.

I hope she is positive that Donk -- I meant Eddie is her baby's daddy. I would hate for homie to have to face the same public humiliation that Janice Dickinson did when she believed that Sylvester Stallone was the father of her daughter Savannah. Ha! The bitch is still trying to live that one down.

It is also rumored that Mel B is on the verge of signing a deal with a major US network to tell all about her relationship with Eddie - including the couple's hot sex life. Eww...


LaMichael Gets Hazed In Upcoming Movie



LaMike will star as a pledge in DK Holmes' directorial debut "Burning Sands," a film about hazing in African-American fraternities. Hazing is taboo subject among certain groups so I expect this film to garner a fair amount of controversy and criticism in the future.

I hope he has a stunt double! He must preserve his beauty by any means necessary. Baby Daniel, what your summer schedule looking like, folk?

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Busta Busted



Trevor won't be satisfied until he his face down, ass up in front of Big Donkie in a steamy jail cell.

Police officers stopped Busta around 12:40 a.m. because the 2006 GMC Yukon Denali he was driving had overly tinted windows. Officers then smelled alcohol on his breath and arrested his punk ass. After being taken into custody he was charged with driving while impaired and impersonating Barney Rubble.

An arraignment is expected later today. Pass the courvoisier.




Young Jeezy Feat. Keyshia Cole - "Dreamin"

Young Jeezy premiered his latest visual offering on BET's Access Granted on Wednesday night. It felt like I was stuck in a nightmare when I saw Keyshia gangsta yodelling in the pulpit. For a split second I thought she was going to pull a .45 from her waistband and start waving that bitch around. You know how she gets down when she feels the spirit.

Quick memo to all the southern club dj's out there: THIS IS NOT A SLOW JAM. The hell I look like bumpin' and grindin' to this depressing mess? Miss me with this BS, please.



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Like A Boss (Not Really)

Beyoncé Knowles' sister Solange is to take over as the pop superstar's manager once their father Mathew Knowles steps aside in five years time. Solange, who has enjoyed pop success of her own, [Um....? --Fresh] has revealed she's the heiress to the music mogul's MusicWorld empire, which also includes a record label.

The pretty 20-year-old explains, "In five years I'll be answering those calls. I'll be the president and CEO."

In the meantime, talented Solange, who has also acted in a string of movies, is busy pitching songs she has written to stars like Reba McEntire and Celine Dion. (source)


Reba can do for us what Che Guevara did for the people.

As someone previously commented, Solo will be booking Beyaki shows at Dave & Buster's in no time. I can't wait to watch "Beyonce Got Soul" on YouTube five years from now.

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YouTube Clip of the Day

There's nothing quite like watching a good old fashion blow up between two jaded lovers on the hit reality show Cheaters. In today's clip, a man (who looks like a cross between Emitt Smith and T.D. Jakes) puts down his pimp hand when his girlfriend catches him creeping with another woman. Put on your finest pair of cowboy boots and enjoy.





5.02.2007

Random Flicks: Jada Pinkett Smith, Vanessa & Angela Simmons



Jada Pinkett Smith has teamed up with The National Center for Missing & Exploited Children and Duracell to unveil a free children's book that features updated child safety lessons. The Great Tomato Adventure is designed to replace outdated safety messaging in an empowering and interactive format.






There is no shortage of entrepreneurial spirit in the Simmons family. Rev. Run's daughters Vanessa and Angela celebrated the launch of their new sneaker line, Pastry. Remy Ma, why?


The girls at an in store appearance earlier this week.



Enough Is Enough



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By a show of hands, how many of you are tired of Tyra? That's what I thought. She has become the epidemic she is always blabbing about. From here on out this broad is on probation until she does something that is actually newsworthy. Paying bills and shit is no longer going to cut it. Unless you are Bobby Brown.
Model Tyra Banks shows she's back in shape - after a series of unflattering photos appeared in the press. The catwalk beauty poses on the cover of the June 2007 issue of US fitness magazine 'Shape' in a white bikini, showing off her curves. She tells the publication: "If I have cellulite on my butt, so what! I think I'm beautiful and if you have a problem with that, so what."
Body acceptance is a wonderful thing but didn't she get her point across in People? Let's also not forget that she commemorated her Sports Illustrated solo cover like it was a fallen soldier. Jesus be a fence.


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Beautiful Bobblehead


Mrs. Reynolds attended Lea Blacks film premiere of the 'Fundraiser' at the Gusman Theatre in Miami on Sunday. I don't think her head will ever catch up with the rest of her body again but other than that she looks great. Al and his glam squad really went to town. Faboosh!



Three Words



Norwood performing at his album release party

Norwood muthafuckin' Young.

Today's installment of raw emotion theater is brought to you by the letter Q and formaldehyde cosmetics. Go get you some.







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Gel-N-Weave @ MTVU Music Festival



I told ya'll Kitchen Azz Records was taking over in 2007! Minutes after the ink dried on our distribution deal with Koch I treated my break out group Gel-N-Weave to the all you can eat seafood buffet at Golden Corral to cap off the big day. You should've seen us chilling in the smoking section cracking open crab legs with our grills, straight stuntin' like a couple of dollar menunaires. If I close my eyes and enhale real deep I can still smell the black n' mild smoke. Sniff.
Check out more pictures of the girls plus flicks of Monica, a shirtless Rich Boy, Rick Ross, Fabolous and others at Sandra Rose.

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Quick Quotes



"I think its gonna be called The Mix-Up. It's a little too sensible almost huh? I was a big fan of the title Thick Like Beyonce's Leg but that didn't make the final cut for some reason. Beyonce's very talented and beautiful and she's probably stronger than we are...we didn't want to have any problems with her." - - Beastie Boys axe Beyonce inspired album name idea

"I'll never forget the day he took the X-rated magazine to school [and] was passing it around for the other boys to see and the teacher caught him. When she asked him where he'd gotten the magazine, he said, 'From my mother's closet!' . . . Before I knew it, I'd lost my temper and smacked him across the face." - - Donda West on an adolescent Kanye's love for porn

"You know, there is only one [of me] at the end of the day. You can have a whole bunch of carbon copies of the real thing, but when the real thing comes, daddy's home! I'm here, man, and I'm not afraid to let it be known. When it's hiatus, you have fun, but when daddy's home, daddy's home." - - Usher issues warning to R&B's new class



5.01.2007

Oldie But Goodie



While making my daily blog rounds I decided to check out what my partner in instant message crime Butta was blogging about today on Vibe Confidential.

When The New York Daily News published digitally aged photographs of NYC celebrities it caused such a stir that the newspaper featured more pictures the following day. Jay-Z and Alicia Keys were among the famous faces that got the photoshop treatment. I still think that he is going to look like this guy when gets older but whatever.

But then someone just had to say that Hova "hit every branch of the ugly tree on his way into the world." It's bad enough Phoenix Online Magazine just said the poor guy had a lazy face.

I quit.



Return of the Mack



You better believe that when the opportunity to drop a Mark Morrison line presents itself I always take advantage.

Uncle Russell put some sweet moves on a mystery woman at his private party at Lima Lounge in Washington, DC. I know there are a few ladies out there reading this with the look of disappointment written across their face. Don't fret, there is enough of Russell to go around.

Can you tell it's a slow news day yet?