11.30.2007

I'm Buying Whatever You're Selling, Sweetheart

*SIGH* I don't have to say it, you already know. TGIF!

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11.08.2007

Foggin' Up The Windows

I see you over there tweaking your nipples like a radio dial. It's alright girl, it's okay. Consequence is like a big spoonful of your favorite guilty pleasure after a long day at the office. With no visible windows in sight he looks like he is about to break free and lick a photog's camera lens at any given moment. I wonder who would win in a lick off between him and Jo Jo Simmons. Showtime needs to set that match up.

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11.07.2007

You Sent It! // Gaymonn Hollow Ween [Not An Error]




Fresh darling, Hands down – Andre is the fashion king... or queen, depending on how you look at it. I spotted these over at CSB - http://www.cutsewandblog.com/. Who the hell else could be a sexy bearded belly dancer? At least he’s on trend with the red lipstick! I love that boy.


Me too India. Me too. Thank you girl! [Visit India over at GlamBush]





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10.30.2007

Jessica White, Who?



Not too many people can stand next to Amanda Lepore and hold their own. Gaymon's long, silky weave is a delightful contrast to his scruffy beard. He unleashed his zest during the Night Life Awards at Spotlight New York City on Monday. Tell the truth and shame the devil, you wouldn't hit that?







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10.15.2007

And Now A Very Special Get Me Bodied Post

I will add add a single rose later but for now, behold, Dr. Cornel West at the '07 BET Hip Hop Awards. Don't laugh at my photoshop skills.





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10.10.2007

Get Familiar




Max B is like the RC Cola version of Dirt Angel. If you are thirsty he will get the job done, but he's never your first choice. However, anybody who has the potential to smell like an old rag drenched in rancid spiced ham juice is alright with me. Would you just look at him. Poise and grace like that doesn't come often in the grime game. I vote yes.
[Thanks Essy]

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10.09.2007

Men With Titties Overload


The gossip game is boring as hell today. I've had more fun watching Tocarra sell ass on 'Take The Cake.' I don't give a fuck about Rihanna walking that dog, J. Lo denying she is knocked up for the millionth time, or Halle enjoying morning sickness. I was thisclose to logging off and playing in traffic before spotting Max Joesph and the other Biggie hopefuls. Now I have something to live for.

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9.28.2007

Gaymon Is Love


My blog friend India-Jewel from GlamBlush spotted the one and only GAYMON at benefit last night! *swoon* I may have to break my no interview policy and have a one-on-one with him. He can drop his mayonnaise off in my salad any time. Although I seriously doubt he would ever accept the invite. But hey, the offer still stands!


GAYMONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN! Look at the muscle definition. His work out game is sick. Def Bird Gang inductee material.

He was HOUNDED by cameras – you’d think his name was Marilyn Monroe for real. Shaggy (Mr. Boombastic) came in right before him, and Gaymon stole his shine.

BTW, took a flick with him and told him I was gonna send it in to C&D, because we straight STAN for his ass. He says he loves it, visits C&D on the regular, and loves your site.





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9.10.2007

Get You Wet


Reader Meeky P spotted C+D celebrity Gaymonn (Andre J) dressed as a casket sharp mermaid at the Moa Magazine party. Be sure to visit Andre's myspace profile to learn more about the man behind the colossal wigs and high heels.

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9.04.2007

Sweet Action



Make no mistakes about it, Papa Williams is sofa king hot. It should be a crime to have velvety smooth legs like that strolling down Madison Ave. No less than five accidents were started because of his hot steps, I'm sure. And bravo to the lady walking alongside! It takes a real woman to handle all that chocolate.

I'm making this picture the wallpaper on my cell phone.

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8.13.2007

Too Hot To Trot


...but first, check his foot work. You wish you had a pair, don't cha?

Little Richard tried desperately to avoid being photographed on crutches while he entering his hotel. He is currently in Baltimore performing on the B.B. King tour. His royal flyness replaced Etta James on the bill who was unable to perform due to illness.

Pancake 31 is still poppin' after all these years. You gotta love it.

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8.10.2007

Tang Game Proper



Well knock me over with a feather and leave me naked in the gutter! The always exciting Gaymonn (née Andre J.) attended the launch party for PMBuzz.com on Thursday night.

Loyal crunkster Ninja Girrl had the pleasure of interviewing the fashionista earlier this week. As soon as I can get my hands on a transcript you know I am going to post it. From what she tells me he is a very down to earth person and loves reading the site. Well, the the posts about himself atleast.

Narcissistic pride aside he will always have a place in my heart and back pocket.

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8.03.2007

Stevie Hits The Road



The T.D. Jakes look-a-like in the background is calling out my name. I wouldn't mind laying holy hands on him, if you know what I mean.

Stevie Wonder has announced his first US tour in more than a decade. The tour will kick off in San Diego on 23 August, with the final concert in Boston on 20 September. No official word if the tour will be sponsored by Gordon Gatrell or not.

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7.27.2007

Shining Star



Hey Maurice, don't be mad 'cause Verdine is styling on you! Photogs caught up with the Earth, Wind, and Fire members at Mr. Chows in Beverly Hills last night. Mr. Maurice is obviously not accustomed to the glare from the razzi's cameras but Verdine seems to be comfortable with the shutterbugs snapping his beautiful mug.

I'd smash. Although you could probably fry an entire bag of Ore-Ida french fries using the oil from his face.

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7.10.2007

For The Kids



Lil' Wayne and the children are cool but who is that sessay beast in the blue freakum shorts? Rick Ross, you have competition.

Weezy F. Baby was recently spotted at the Riverwalk Marketplace in New Orleans with his daughter Reginae Carter and Brea Williams (Baby's daughter) for a live taping of 106 & Park. Birdman later jointed the three on stage.




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7.02.2007

Would You Hit It?



Tracy Morgan & wife Sabina // Picture courtesy of TMZ

We all know I'd smash, what about you?


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6.18.2007

I'd Smash



Gucci Mane @ Hot 107.9's Birthday Bash XXII

Atlanta-based rapper Gucci Mane probably couldn't find the predicate in this sentence if you pointed to it and offered him a free sack of purp as a reward yet I find him magically delicious. What can I say, I'm a sucker for men who talk like they have a sinus infection. Go head!



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6.14.2007

We Are Family


Fab's mama looks a lot like Khandi Alexander's character on "The Corner." Minus the white crack crumbs around her mouth, of course. I'm just saying. Somebody out there (I'm talking directly to you) would still smash.

Kid sister on the other hand must be controlled. You see, "baby hair" is why we cannot rise and overcome as a people. Put the brush and the Let's Jam! gel down now, lady.

Jesus be a of 90 count set of Clearasil cleansing pads.

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6.08.2007

Simply Remarkable



There aren't enough words in the dictionary to describe Peno's perm. Illustrious. Majestic. Perfection. Glorious. Oh how I could go on forever!

Before I leave this Earth one goal I must accomplish is dating a man with a press n' curl. It would be a match made in Blue Magic heaven. We can share rake combs and wear matching satin bonnets to bed. A testament to Black love, indeed.

It's humid, ooh baby it's humid! Come in the house before your curls fall.

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5.31.2007

Top Chef



This post comes just in time for lunch, tasty! Ainsley Harriott is a popular British television chef, best-selling author and the definition of sweet action personified. Forget Rachel Ray, that bitch and her 10 minute meals make my vagina drier than Ezekiel bread. I can get with this. Give it to Mama.

More goodies under the cut.










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