2.28.2008

Impossible Is Nothing



Judging by the look on her face, Cheri Dennis was as shocked as the rest of the party goers at her album release party that the big day had finally come. I'm going to go out and buy 5 copies, so she never has to resort to selling ass or slave one more day in Diddy's toothpick crypt ever again.

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2.20.2008

This Fragrance > Katrina LaVerne's Febreeze In A Pretty Bottle



[Photography by Kenneth Cappello for Giant]


Great news fellow Badu stans! Vogue.CO.UK is reporting that Erykah has been selected by Tom Ford as the new face of a fragrance from the popular designer. I hope they don't have my girl pulling some Strangé shit off. I'm sure the unnamed fragrance will be chocked full of "turn me out and expose me to the other side" pheromones and all types of good shit.


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2.15.2008

The Next Big Thing



I don't know what rock I have been sleeping under but until last night I was totally unaware of the greatness that is Temptress Brown. Baby girl stole my heart and shipped it to Gotham City! God bless Inside Edition for exploiting momofukas when they have ran out of celebrity news. The show gave her a makeover [read: new wig] and a $1,000 shopping spree at Lane Bryant for her birthday. Now Missy, you really need to do better, but I digress.

Here's Temptress' teary-eyed audition for American Idol.

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2.12.2008

Get It Miss Jane Pittman



At Evidence's "Grace in Winter" The Red Ball

Cicely Tyson is the same age as the oak tree in my Granny's yard but the woman still looks great! Take note Hollyweird, this is the proper way to age gracefully. I wonder what her secret is, I'm assuming plenty of rest and peen. Whatever it is she needs to put Terry McMillan on.


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2.11.2008

I'm Just Saying . . .



Who do I have to speak with in order to sit in on Andre Leon Talley and Jelone's [never heard of him before today, folks] jsetting rehearsals in Andre Harrell's living room?

More Ovaltine please!

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1.31.2008

Bow In The Presence of Greatness


More Ovaltine please!

After the buffoonery that was in the last post we've gotta put C+D back in its natural rhythm. What better way to do that than with a dab of zest?

More flicks coming soon. I know you want the whole beehive but you're just going to have to be satisfied with this taste of honey.

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1.24.2008

Smash Wars




William Romeo vs Clay Aiken

I came across this picture of William Romeo [don't ask me what his job description is] earlier today while I was searching for a picture of Shaq. He's been on my mind all day since so I had to find a way to show him some love. Thank me later. Who would you let smash?

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Our Dreams Are Almost A Reality

CMT is a network after my heart! The Kang of Caine and Sisquo are among the "celebrity" performers who are duking it out on 'Gone Country' for a chance to break out as the next big country superstar. The one who is most successful at crossing over by the end of the series will have a country single produced by John Rich. Tune in tomorrow, Fri, Jan. 25 at 8:00 PM ET/PT.

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1.17.2008

Well It's About Time


STANDING OVATION! Steve Harvey finally got rid of that astro turf perched on the top of his dome and his rocking a bald head. I think this is a good look for Mr. Hightower. Here's more info about his look, via an email:

In case you haven't already seen them, here are the latest pics of Steve Harvey sporting his bald hair and new physique. This is for his new 50 and Fly campaign. Former Mr. Olympia, Lee Haney has been training him.










Now if we can only get Passah Kerney to shave those last few pubes off his head . . .

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1.03.2008

My Lip Chap Is Poppin'


I was checking out the love of my life Rich's work over at the VH1 Blog earlier this morning and stumbled across this gem. Charm School winner and Flavor of Love 2 contestant Saaphyri has launched her line of lip chap. There is a God! The five flavors available now are mojito, bubble gum, cookie dough, pina colada, and winter green. Sounds delightful.

"LIP CHAP" IS A UNISEX LIP BALM IN OTHER WORDS IT'S FOR BOYS AND GIRLS AND EVERYONE IN BETWEEN !

Spoken like a true genius. Solange, have your people call her people.

If lip chap isn't your thing then be sure to check out her line of ultimate indian hair and official merchandise.

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1.02.2008

DMX To Release A Gospel Album

Yes, yes, a thousand times yes! But first, enjoy a brief flashback from Earl.




Many of DMX's conversations with God have been a matter of public record since his career bloomed to superstar status in 1998. His catalog features nearly as many inspirational ghetto hymns — such as "Lord Give Me a Sign," "A Minute for Your Son" and "The Prayer" — as it does party anthems and street-corner knockers, and in 2006 he pondered changing his name for "spiritual reasons." But now, the Dog has decided to go in full-throttle with his first-ever gospel-rap album, which he told MTV News will be coming out this year . . .

"A double album will make mutha----as mad, because they gotta spend more money — plus it's already a long [double] album. I'm talking about a hip-hop album and a gospel album."

Combined, the project will be called Walk With Me Now and You'll Fly With Me Later.



"The same title is gonna be on both albums, but on one album one part [of the title] is gonna be [highlighted]," he clarified, and on "the other album, the other name is gonna be [highlighted]."

The Walk With Me Now portion will be dedicated to straight-up, raw raps, while the latter will feature his non-secular undertaking.

As for the gospel album, X noted that the lyrics will be "without cursing — how 'bout that one? No songs about b----es, no songs about robbing, just straight 'Give God the glory.' " [source]

This is going to be fantastic! I hope Passah Thomas Weeks doesn't get any bright ideas about jumping on the mic and dropingp a 16 about crankin' that Bynum.

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12.31.2007

Bobby Digital [1]



The Rundown has exclusive flicks of The King of Rocks & Blunts and others at Tyrese's 29th birthday celebration at The Garden of Eden nightclub in Hollywood. It's good to see that Bobbay actually took time to mosturize his situation before stepping out of the house. I just hope he had a designated driver to take his ass home. Mischa Barton's urine ain't got shit on his! I bet during some point of the night he jumped on stage and did his own rendention of "Signs of Makin' Love." What a zodiac freak.

[1] I fux with you Rza. Always have, always will.

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12.13.2007

You Sent It! // How Appropriate


Fresh,

Yes, it is true — I am a BIG fan of the Broadway play/movie "Cat on a Hot Tin Roof." The southern dialect, the alcoholism, the homosexual undertones....AH!! Whenever it airs on AMC, I turn my ringer off and indulge in all its craziness.

So imagine my surprise when I got an email today about Debbie Allen directing a revival of the play with an all black cast! I won't go into details about who all is staring in the play (see the link), but wait....wait.....

guess who is slated to star as the embittered, alcoholic, self-loathing, “suspected” homosexual son, Brick?!?! You guessed it, Slickback Ivanhoe himself!!

The show opens March 6th...I'll be on the front row to see all the raw emotion spew from Djays mouth...

- Erin



Yes! Yes! A thousand times yes! This email made my entire month. Thanks again Erin!

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11.28.2007

Up In Smoke


Word to Alexyss K. Tylor, absent dick'll make you cancel your tour!

Amy Crackhouse house has canceled all concerts and public appearances for the rest of the year on doctor's orders. Damn I am going to miss laughing at that beautiful bean footage on YouTube.

"The rigors involved in touring and the intense emotional strain that Amy has been under in recent weeks have taken their toll," said Winehouse representative Tracey Miller.

"I can't give it my all onstage without my Blake," Winehouse said in a statement provided by Miller. "I'm so sorry but I don't want to do the shows halfheartedly; I love singing. My husband is everything to me and without him, it's just not the same."

Amy's husband Blake Fielder-Civil has been ordered held in custody in London earlier this month on charges stemming from a case in which he is accused of assaulting a barman in June.

Life just ain't the same without a get high partner there to share the good times with.

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11.27.2007

Not To Be Messed With

Three pissed drag queens raised hell at a McDonalds in Memphis, Tennessee on Sunday night. Danny Mitchell, Lynn Gillespie and Dacorian Greer were charged with aggravated assault after an argument at the drive-thru window with an employee turned super bad.

A restaurant employee says he was working in the drive-thru window and there was an argument there. He says when he ignored them men tapping on the window, they came inside and started a fight.

One of the men is accused of hitting the manager in the head with a tire iron. Police say the manager swung back, and the men kicked off their stiletto boots, pulled off earrings and jackets in preparation for a fight.

The manager was taken to the hospital after being hit with a "wet floor" sign. Another employee was treated for scratches.

Investigators say before the men drove off, they smashed the drive-thru window. [source]

Since the customer is always right I blame the manager. He should have known better to ignore a car full of hungry tang masters. They were probably hungry from all that Jsetting and what not. KNOCK THAT LIL' BITCH DOWN!

[Story via DLISTED]

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11.12.2007

ET Is Hittin' This


Elizabeth Taylor, escorted by boyfriend businessman Jason Winters, arrives at Geary's in Beverly Hills where the legend unveiled her House of Taylor Jewelry Inc holiday collection.

So what makes this newsworthy? It's really quite simple. If you were 75 years old still baggin' hoes you would want someone to notice too. That is all.

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10.25.2007

Star Tracks: Golden Brooks



Golden Brooks at the Frederick's of Hollywood 2008 Spring Collection Fashion Show

After all of our begging and pleading Golden Brooks finally showed up to an event with both her premium yaki brushed and make-up game proper. Amazing! I feel like a proud parent running along the sidelines at a pee wee football game cheering on my child. Every time a celebrity puts fourth effort in their public appearance an angel gets its wings. See Golden, it wasn't that hard?

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10.19.2007

Nala West Is Crunk & Disorderly




A couple of days ago I posted a video of a young lady name Nala West singing a special rendition of "And I'm Telling You I'm Not Going" and also featuring a guest cameo appearance by Man Man the dog. In true Nala fashion she responded to the comments left in the box in a new video!

You gotta love it when people are good sports and roll with the jokes. I'm not going to talk about the folks who have raped my inbox over me posting their shit.

I think she would make a dope correspondent for C+D. I am going to be hitting you up about that girl!

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10.15.2007

Wino Cares


Amy Crackhouse has agreed to donate $100,000 to a Romanian orphanage after discovering her hair extensions could have come from there. Wino was shocked learn that orphans often have all their hair cut off to provide extensions for western women. Although she has ensured the pieces she uses come from ethical sources, she is determined to help.

That's crazy! The next time I am in the beauty supply store I am going to ask specifically for conflict free yaki. Can somebody please forward that news story to Mama Tina? Thanks.

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10.11.2007

YouTube Clip of the Day



Grab your headphones // This video contains explict language

Have you stroked a penis with your mind today? Between Alexyss K. Tylor's YouTube channel and Talk Sex With Sue Johanson the message of penis/pussy power will live forever.

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