Teyana Taylor,Estelle, and Kid Sister [love that name for obvious 80's baby reasons] visited TRL as apart of Spankin' New Music Week. Be sure to show these three ladies some loves by hitting up their individual MySpace profiles for more music and information.
Sometimes I just want Ty Ty Baby to go away but then I wouldn't be able to fully enjoy Rich's ANTM posts. The clip above is from last night's season premiere episode where Tyra talks about her inner struggle or some shit. Here's what Michael K from Dlisted had to say about this mess:
Last night on "America's Next Top Model" the girls participated in a photo shoot with homeless girls and were asked to portray their inner struggle while wearing fancy clothes. Tyra Banks understands what it's like to be homeless, because she was homeless for a day once on her talk show. She really fucking said that. I can't wait for this season! Every photo shoot will somehow be "near and dear" to Tyra's heart aka she will find ways to cross-promote her talk show and make things about her. I'm expecting the "Kiss My Fat Ass" photo shoot and the "Burn Your Uncomfortable Bra" photo shoot.
Word on the curb is that Re-Up Rowland make pose for the pages of Playboy sometime in the near future. I hope this is just another net rumor, because if its fact then I really give up on Kizzy. There has got to be a clause somewhere in her contract with the wig crypt that specifically says that she can't do shit like this. Didn't Farrah get kicked out of Destiny's Child for posing for some pimp's book cover or something? She better keep it quiet before Papa Joe 2.0 can stop her.
So you say Chris Brown and Rihanna are the new Jay-Z and Bust It Creole, eh? Hmmm . . .
I already have told ya'll that its all about Fantasia and Young Dro around these parts! Their love looks like it will stand the tests of time, I'm sure. Dro is shouting out his boo left and right on his new mixtape, I Am Legend. ["No Fantasia ain't pregnant! Stay out our bidness!"] Now that's love!
But I digress.
Rihanna is back to airing her vajayjay out on stage, enjoy.
Naomi Campbell has been hospitalized in Sao Paulo and is being treated by one of Brazil's top specialists in infectious disease, the hospital's press office said Tuesday.
A publicist for the 37-year-old British supermodel confirmed Campbell was treated at a hospital and had a small cyst removed. There were no other details.
"Naomi Campbell was admitted to hospital ... to have a small cyst removed," her publicist, Jeff Raymond, said in a statement. "Following the successful procedure, she is now resting and is looking forward to getting back to work. She would like to thank the doctors who have kindly looked after her."
Campbell, a frequent visitor to Brazil, celebrated Carnival earlier this month in the northeastern city of Salvador. She was hospitalized Sunday in Sao Paulo's Sirio Libanes Hospital.
She is under the care of David Uip, a specialist in infectious diseases, and gynecologist Jose Aristodemo Pinotti, the hospital said in a statement.
"The patient and her advisers have determined that the hospital's medical staff will not issue any formal or informal information on her medical condition," the hospital statement said. [source]
Get well soon Nay Nay! The world needs your Blackberry tossing tantrums.
Remember that crazy ass video Ashanti released a couple of weeks ago for her single "The Way That I Love You" ? Well, turns out that was a leaked, unofficial version. Or at least that's what her record label wants us to believe! I'm not drinking one sip of that kool-aid. If you ask me, they probably put that mess out there themselves just to see what type of feedback the public would give and turned around and made changes where they saw necessary.
But at the end of the day this is ASHANTI we are talking about! I mean really. Anyway, the singer said the inspiration behind the video is the television show 'Snapped' that airs on the Oxygen Network. OMG! Makes sense now. Bananas, yo! Check it out under after the jump.
Wanna work in the new pimped out dungeon of the wig crypt? Well here's your chance!
I was checking in with my splendiferous love muffin Love B. Scott when I peeped his post about Solange holding auditions for singers, bands and individual band members to become members of her band, Hadley Street Dreams.
You know Baby Daniel is going to be down there in a tight black t-shirt like Simon Cowell to help his Mama weed out the haves and the have-nots. If you plan on getting down with Solo it is a must that you know how to shake your money maker. 'Cause nobody has the time to give you private lessons on shaking your chico stick, thanks.
WHEN: Thursday, March 6, 2008 from 12:00PM thru 6:00PM. Audition sign up will end promptly at 3:00PM.
Judging by the look on her face, Cheri Dennis was as shocked as the rest of the party goers at her album release party that the big day had finally come. I'm going to go out and buy 5 copies, so she never has to resort to selling ass or slave one more day in Diddy's toothpick crypt ever again.
Kanye, Alexis, and Vivica hit up Robert Cavalli Party in Paris. No hate here, everybody looks good. With Paris fashion week in full swing, expect to see more familiar celebrity faces checking out their favorite designers. I wonder if Lil' Boosie and Webbie have their passports yet.
 Somebody mentioned that song yesterday in the comment box and its been stuck in my head every since. So this is how R.Kelly's voodoo works, eh?
"There’s not one person on this planet that could ever say they’ve seen Johnny Gill step outside of the rim or conducted himself as a man. I keep a stable [of women]."
- - Johnaynay denies being Donkey's secret midnight snack
He don't believe you, you need more people. Outside of your stable of broads of course.
"I was very shocked and disappointed to hear of Johnny Gill's false spin on the chain of events surrounding our wedding. His outrageous lies were clearly a very desperate and pathetic attempt to clean up his reputation at my expense. I would appreciate it if Mr. Gill would refrain from continuing to spread false gossip and lies to the public, and allow everyone involved to move on with their lives. We all know the real truth."
- - Tracey Edmonds responds to Jonny Gill's recent radio comments
Gary Coleman and his old lady Shannon made a trip to the Today Show to talk about their beautiful union. I still can't believe dude married somebody the same age as me but then again this is Gary-fuckin-Coleman we're talking about. Say something nice, kids.
Shouts out to everybody who emailed me the above picture of PigPen and his lady friend [fiance?]. She looks like she bathes daily, what's the deal? Secret Squirrel Lady I see you too, ma! Mama Squirrel is killin' you hoes in her Nostic corset. [Just in case you have no clue as to as how she got that name, click here]
The Hip-Hop Summit Summit Network recognized Toe Jam, Snoop Dogg, Ciara, Doug E. Fresh, Chris Lighty and Capital Management president Mellody Hobson for their outstanding work and dedication in their respective communities.
I think I may have watched this about 13 times this morning over at A Hot Mess before I finally decided to give it a rest. Be sure to get your laugh on now before Papa Joe 2.0 tries to get it removed or some shit.
Raz B a/k/a/ "Chris Stokes touch me on the inside and told me to call his name . . . nevermind, this is family business, I wish the media would just leave us alone" is trying to remain relevant by being photographed up at different events, this time appearing on the red carpet at boxer Floyd Mayweather Jr.'s 31st birthday party in Las Vegas. Um, Raz? There is already somebody notorious for making random red carpet cameos and her name is Bai Ling. Nah mean?
Oh, and while I'm thinking about it, who in the hell left the gate open last week for Karrine to sneak in Ebony's pre-Oscar party?! If you aren't valeting cars or walking around with a tray of scrumptious goodies in your hand, what good are you really? It's not time for Murder Inc. to throw another pool party yet?
Khia, if you are going to crack funnies at the expense of others on your MySpace profile try not to make yourself look ignorant in the process. "Loose weight." "Ask Trina she's are new spokes women." "Garentee."
*in best Kizzy Rowland voice* Children, school, stay in, it.
"Janet Jackson is a star it's no question but we're a little tired of those "Thriller" dancing routines. And all that other stuff she got going on there's a new generation out here and she only did a handful of features with her brother, Busta, me. I mean she doesn't really do 'em, but she's getting old so it's now it's…you ain’t in competition with me—give back. I mean that was an opportunity where she could of introduced me, she was on Tyra she was on all those other shows. I didn't really need that and I don't do features so I'm not going to say, "Janet I needed you." But, you called me to do the song, you know I'm an independent female you know I'm a black woman. You already know how much they give us hell, you aint even recovered from the t-shirt malfunction, you'll never be where Mariah is at right now because you're Janet—that's the same thing I go through."
I can feel the raw emotion oozing out of my screen like yellow pus. I should've posted this on Valentine's Day but better late than never. I fux with Bust It Creole and everything but this is who should play Etta James on the big screen.
Light skin, dark skin, my Asian persuasion! Forget what you may have heard, that shit never gets old with me. I don't know what she was thinking.
Jermaine Durpi's chief ball caresser hit 'Good Morning America' to promote her new album, Discipline, which drops today. I don't know about you but the I'm not trying to watch folks slither all over ReRe the Body's exercise ball first thing in the morning, but whatever. I've heard nothing but good things about this album so fans of Penny Woods should be very pleased this time around.
Don't forget to pick up New Amerykah also, thanks in advance.
Here's the brand spankin' new album cover from Flo Rida [whenever I hear that name I think of somebody hitting the floor J-Sett style, BTW]. You know he is hiding a bag o' dicks inside one of those boxes! Who has the key?
I'm sure he has a mind blowing explanation for the cover's concept and what not but I would be lying if I said I was interested in such fuckery. Check out the tracklisting under the cut.
1. American Superstar feat. Lil Wayne 2. Ack Like You Know 3. Elevator feat. Timbaland 4. Roll feat. Sean Kingston 5. Low feat. T-Pain 6. Priceless feat. Birdman 7. Ms. Hangover 8. Still Missin 9. In The Ayer feat. Will.I.Am 10. Me & U 11. All My Life 12. Don't Know How to Act feat. Yung Joc 13. Freaky Deaky feat. Trey Songz 14. Money Right feat. Rick Ross & Brisco
According to cyber homie Illseed over at AHH Rumors, there may be wedding bells for our precious Dirt Angel some time in the future. PigPen allegedly sported his lucky lady to the 5th Annual Hip-Hop Summit Action Network's Action Awards, but unfortunately I couldn't come across any flicks of her. Congrats to the happy couple [I guess]!
I see someone has been playing in the Wendy Williams scrap pile deep inside the wig crypt over the weekend. I'm sure stans will argue that their queen can do no wrong when it comes to her coif but I am going to have to disagree with them this time. I vote no. Are you feeling Bust it Creole's new look?
I came across something yesterday I thought that I must share it with you, in case you haven't heard about it already. Apparently Plies is looking to cast a new video vixen (insert joke here) in his new "Bust it Baby" video and I must say that the ladies that came out for the audition was a HAM. I could not stop laughing at these women who really want a chance to show Plies that they can be his "Bust it Baby". One girl that had me in tears was shorty in the white shirt. If you listen to her you can tell that she is passionate about it!!!! In your infamous words "For this fuckery I have no words!!"
Jury duty is not the business! I mean, I may have come up $17 but at what real cost?
Forward with today's fuckery!
What is my reaction? Oh my God! Are they talking? I love it! I love it! I love it! I have a boyfriend, but I love that they talk, it’s all good. If the lesbians love me and they desire me -- beautiful! If the gay men want to be my homegirl or want to be me, it doesn’t matter to me -- that’s beautiful! If they think I’m bisexual -- great! As long as they think I make good music -- whatever!
Go-Go [better known as my "favorite tangy receding hairline jones" according toJMack, ha!] got busted for reckless driving and not having a valid license earlier today.
Now I wonder what "reckless driving" entails exactly? I don't know, I just imagine some zesty shit going down behind the wheel,c dig what I'm saying? Oh well, I'm sure Mama Lorette will bail her baby out in no time. She might want to hurry up because a face that delicate won't make it long in the clink.
Look at who is trying to butch it up nowadays? We don't believe you, you need more people! Norwood knows damn well that he feels much more at home in a satin kimono and a pair of Alladin shoes than this get up.
I wonder what is in that goblet he is carrying around. Probably a couple ounces of dog water from Sanjaya's penis or something. Whatever tasty beverage it may be, I'm sure its the secret to why he always looks so young and radiant in front of the cameras.
I think its safe to say that I stan for Erykah Badu like there is no tomorrow but whoever said [I believe it was Nikki] that she looked looked like Grady Wilson's finacé was dead on. Fred G. Sanford would be proud.
BET's annual church fashion show went down last night in the Big Apple. This year's event was hosted by actress Lauren London and rapper Nellywith Diddy at the helm as executive producer.
But none of that shit is important.
Charli Baltimore came out of whatever dungeon she was locked up in and graced the red carpet with her presence!
What the hell is this, Notorious B.I.G. peen sucker's appreciation day? If Faith shows up on Wireimage I'm turning in my resignation papers.
I'm still in utter disbelief about Charli's appearance. It's like getting a random visit at 3am from a junkie relative who you haven't seen in months; you're happy to see that they are doing okay but want to get back to sleep.
Now if Baby Stace shows up to the after-party I am going to be too beside myself.
Use don't abuse (ie. adding me to your site's mailing list). And for the love of God please stop sending mp3 files of your music. I am not Clive Davis and to be frank I probably don't want to hear the shit anyway. You should also know that I take my slow, precious time responding to email. And sometimes I don't respond at all. Fresh.firstname.lastname@example.org