2.26.2008

Going Postal



Here's the brand spankin' new album cover from Flo Rida [whenever I hear that name I think of somebody hitting the floor J-Sett style, BTW]. You know he is hiding a bag o' dicks inside one of those boxes! Who has the key?

I'm sure he has a mind blowing explanation for the cover's concept and what not but I would be lying if I said I was interested in such fuckery. Check out the tracklisting under the cut.



1. American Superstar feat. Lil Wayne
2. Ack Like You Know
3. Elevator feat. Timbaland
4. Roll feat. Sean Kingston
5. Low feat. T-Pain
6. Priceless feat. Birdman
7. Ms. Hangover
8. Still Missin
9. In The Ayer feat. Will.I.Am
10. Me & U
11. All My Life
12. Don't Know How to Act feat. Yung Joc
13. Freaky Deaky feat. Trey Songz
14. Money Right feat. Rick Ross & Brisco


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2.05.2008

You Sent It // Project Wedding



Fresh,

I HAD to send this in so that you can post this and clown these people. This is worst than that last wedding you posted.

- - WonderWoman

















Here we go with today's word [unibrow] again.









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1.31.2008

Heaven I Need A Hug

What happens when you take beautiful words of wisdom ["I got a dollar, I got a dollar, I got a dollar, hey hey hey hey"] from 'The Little Rascals' original goon Buckwheat and put them over a Meerkat Da Don track? You get a future skrip club anthem, duh!



And before you ask, there is some good ol' fashion shuckin' and jivin' designed just for this song. As much as it pains me to say this, YT can't crank that Bynum forever.


[Clip via Straight From The A]

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1.22.2008

Something In The Milk Ain't Clean



Just when I thought there may be hope for this child. Something deep down in my soul wants me to ignore the fact that Zoe Kravitz was walking around Sundance looking like an extra from 'Kids,' but I can't let this fuckery slide. We've got to nip this shit in the bud now before she grows up and complains about people poking fun at her cornrow game in Essence. Forget everything you may have heard, it's not tres chic to say fuck effort!

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12.10.2007

Dude, Where's My Tights?

First those damn prom pictures now this. I don't know what is more disturbing, the Moet bucket on the floor [I could use that to put some potted plants in] or almost getting a flash Shi Shi's coochie. Nelly couldn't hook his old lady's little sister up with a pair of Apple Bottoms?


[Flicks via ONTD // Thanks PK]

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11.19.2007

Fuck Effort At Its Finest



Kudos to Khia for going above and beyond in trying stay relevant but this shit right here is just all types of wrong. Now if she was walking to the mailbox or going to the corner store for a box of Blacks I would turn my head but she isn't.

I will give her a little credit for matching her kicks with her outfit but that's pushing it. She probably copped that shit from somebody's car trunk. I guess ringtone sales for "Snatch the Cat Back" didn't shoot through the roof like she expected.


[Flicks via Ozonemag]




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11.12.2007

Quick Quotes



I mean really Sister 2 Sister. It's time to move on from Microsoft Paint. But I digress.

"Karrine's not a passive girl. She's a sweetheart. She is. But she's very aggressive when it comes to her business. So she's a balanced woman. And she keeps a clean house. She keeps an incredibly clean house. Everything is in order. Her son is very well-mannered. He's a really, really fine young man. Karrine is outside of all the bullshit that people hype up about the whole 'Superhead' thing. She really is a cool chick to kick it with. She can cook. A couple of nights I was out, and I'd come back. And when I came in dinner was waiting on me; she's seriously a homemaker. She's very accommodating. Whatever arouses a man, she'll figure it out. She'll find it and she'll master that. If you're into watching dirty movies, you can sit up and watch dirty movies with her. If you're gonna turn a ho into a housewife, that's the one to get."

- - Eddie Winslow Darius McCrary on his little Susie Homemaker

[Quote + cover via Real Gossip 101]

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11.05.2007

Kizzy Rowland, This Is Your Future




It's technically no longer the weekend but I don't have the strength to comment on the state of Gary Coleman's ash right now. That negroid's hands look drier than a Bobby Brown's pinky toes. See you in the morning!

Gary Coleman's Authentic Game Cube [eBay]



LORD GIVE ME A SIGN!


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11.02.2007

I Vote No


For this I have absolutely no words. Say something nice please.

[Thanks Nikki]

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10.01.2007

You Sent It! // The Queen Needs To Be Dethroned


What’s up Fresh!

I usually don’t involve myself with filling your inbox with anything, but I felt compelled to send you this pic of Khia partying in the ATL at Gorilla Zoe’s album release party last week. Girlfriend looks a hot crispy mess and needs to be put on blast since she is insisting on representing herself as the “Queen of the South. Byotch Pleeeeeasse . . . lol!

Thanks for keeping the site fresh as you and keep up the great work :)

- - Shimara from ATL

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Ja Rule - "Body" (Dirty Version // NSFW)



Not Safe For Work // Bare tittayballs and shit

I'm just saying, did Ja go to sleep and wake up in 1999? Am I back in 9th grade? Why is Ja Rule on my damn television screen? I need answers.

I watched the 'Access Granted' for this video (don't ask) and was rendered speechless. Not because of the scantily clad video girls but that this shit took more than a day to shoot. Hype Williams needs his kufi pushed back for this. Where's the CGI effects?!


[Video Nah Right]

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9.25.2007

The "Say Something Nice" Challenge





Britney Spears. Again.

[pictures via Dlisted]

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9.14.2007

Question of the Day

Break out your red plastic cups! The nominations for the 2nd Annual BET Hip-Hop Awards were announced today. The King of Herpes the South leads the pack with nine nominations. Other artists with multiple nods include Lil' Wayne with seven, Kanye West with six, Common with five, Jay-Z with four, Ludacris and 50 Cent with three and Diddy and UGK with two. KRS-One will be honored with the "I Am Hip Hop" Icon Award.

Almost forgot to mention, “A Bay Bay” is up for track of the year. This award show is soooo official.

For more details as well as a complete list of nominees hit up BET.COM. I don't know about you but I am so glad that someone finally re-designed that shit. The other crusty template had been up since my junior year of high school.


WHAT CATEGORY SHOULD BE ADDED TO THE AWARDS SHOW?

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9.09.2007

The "Say Something Nice" Challenge

Britney Spears @ the VMA's

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8.30.2007

Queen of the Night

@ California Speedway's Running Wide Open

Blu Cantrell's complacency on the D-list is nothing new. The last time she was of any relevancy I was begging my Mama to drop me off and pick me up from the movie theater. To her credit she expels most of her energy walking red carpets rather than make new music, thus saving our eardrums in the long run. I am convinced her publicist selects events for her to attend using a bingo cage. Pop a bad wig on her and push her out the door!


Rihanna hobbled out to also attend. She later appeared inside, most likely performing "Shut Up And Drive."

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8.15.2007

Push It Baby . . . The Hell Away

Parents you have my sympathy. I couldn't tell you what I would do if I walked inside of my child's bedroom and saw THIS GUY and his little friends hanging on the wall.

My uterus feel like someone just pushed it through a cotton gin right now. I'm not playing. More goodies of Pretty Pretty Pretty Ricky! (sorry, couldn't help myself) at TRL



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8.14.2007

Award Show or Cook Out?



Trina; Plies; Gangsta Boo

As promised, here are flicks from the arrival area at the Ozone Awards. The all access passes must have been paper plates or some shit because I swear half of these folks are dressed as if they just left the middle of a dice game. I mean really, Plies looks like he was on his way to get some zig zags and stumbled unto the red carpet. On second thought he always looks that way.





Jacki-O; Twista; Hurricane Chris and Baby 3 (it's affecting our children)



Princess; Lil' Boosie; T-Pain


Lil' Scrappy & Diamond; Shay "Buckeey" Johnson; Lloyd


.... no words

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8.13.2007

Get Your Cousin Please



Princess of Crime Mob

Are those House of Dead Wrong denim shorts? If so, I may need to buy a pair.

Southern artists/industry heads united in Miami to discuss important topics like what brand of cigars burn longest and lace front application tips at TJ's DJ's Tastemakers Music Conference. The annual event is apart of Ozone Magazine award show weekend. The big shabang goes down tonight so stay tuned for more mess to come.


Blood Raw; Pitbull; TJ Chapman; Diamond; Lil' Scrappy


Trey Songz


Jacki-O; Slim Thug; Titty Boi of Playaz Circle

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