Anything Veronica Webb said on her little show on Bravo is now null and void. Excuse my French but what would the fuck I look like taking fashion advice from somebody with a string of dinosaur eggs around their neck?
Meanwhile, Luenelle is living proof that some Black folks in Hollywood will show up at the opening of a box of cereal just to get a photo op. Not to mention her outfit is making
my thighs chafe. Pass the baby powder pon de left hand side. Read what
Beatniks Celebrity Gossip has to say about that tragedy.
12.18.2007
Follow That FUPA
Are those . . . nipples?! Jesus be a pair of Blue Blockers.
You guys are totally my eyes [unfortunately] and ears! I would've missed out on Ashford & Simpson's hot FUPA action if it weren't for your emails. I owe you one.
The couple performed at the 24th Atlanta Mayor's Masked Ball to Benefit the United Negro College Fund in Atlanta over the weekend. If this didn't make people break out their checkbooks then damn it I don't know what could've.
Believe it or not they weren't the only piece of hot ass in the building.
Freddy mutha-mc-lovin' Jackson
Labels: Casket Sharp
12.17.2007
Star-Spangled Fug
A couple of nights ago I saw Deelishis of 'Flavor of Love' fame [yes, I'm making quotation marks with my fingers] on the cover of some men's magazine showing off her booty meat, talking about a tribute to the soldiers. Excuse me but Khia is what the G.I.'s need to be getting a glimpse of while laying in their bunks!
The weed plant, the bottle of Hynotiq, the heavy Chevy sitting on them thangs . . . I don't know where to begin.
[Thanks Keelo]
Labels: All Types of Wrong, Casket Sharp
12.10.2007
Dude, Where's My Tights?
First those
damn prom pictures now this. I don't know what is more disturbing, the Moet bucket on the floor [I could use that to put some potted plants in] or almost getting a flash Shi Shi's coochie. Nelly couldn't hook his old lady's little sister up with a pair of Apple Bottoms?
[Flicks via
ONTD // Thanks PK]
Labels: Casket Sharp, Fuck Effort
11.29.2007
How Many Squirrels Must Die For You To Look Fly?
Again, where's PETA when you need them?
It's been a second since the undertaker has come to make a visit but at last we meet again. I had to do a double take at my television screen on Wednesday night when I saw Keyshia Cole on 106 & Park dressed like a pimp version of
Barnie Rubble. KeyLoLo's stylist must be taking the week off to observe the Fuck Effort holiday because there cannot be another explanation for this shit.
If you covered yourself in rubber cement and rolled around in the lions den at the zoo this would be the end result. You know Neffe'nem is to blame for this tragedy. I can hear her ass now talking about "yeah girl that's sharp right there!"
Labels: Casket Sharp
10.29.2007
This brings a new meaning to the whole *DEAD* joke. She must've stumbled across a caboodle full of Fashion Fair from the 80's and decided to put it to good use. Frankie says relax, Lady Di. The only thing missing from your face is formaldehyde. Jesus be a baby wipe.
Labels: Casket Sharp
10.26.2007
Throw Mama From The Train!
Andre Leon Talley and Jennifer Hudson turned heads on the Annual Night of Stars red carpet thanks largely in part to Dre's ridiculous red number.
I openly stan for Jay-Z's daddy but he slays my soul when he comes to events dressed like a member of the Harlem's Boy Choir on vacation at Fire Island.
On a much brighter note I am very pleased that J.Hud decided to invest in a good bodyshaper. The difference a girdle makes!Labels: Casket Sharp
10.17.2007
Dig A Hole
Just when I was learning to accept high waisted pants somebody had to go mess things up. Wait a minute, is that ruffle detachable? What in the hell am I looking at?!
Anthony Rodriguez should body his stylist immediately. Anyone who would send you out on stage dressed like a zesty matador obviously doesn't have your best interest in mind. Ole!
Labels: Casket Sharp
10.16.2007
Casket Toss
Budding broadway talent Fantasia Barrino is pitted against gangstress Khia in this swimsuit edition of casket toss. Who looked more dressed for a closed casket funeral?
[See more hot flicks Tasia Mae at Bossip // Thanks April & Cobblahpeaches]
Labels: Casket Sharp
10.04.2007
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10.03.2007
My Big Fat Tranny Funeral
Sanjaya & Brooke Hogan; Bobby Trendy; Jonny Fairplay
Presented to you commentary free, the 2007 Fox Reality Awards. Enjoy.
Ant; Saph-whatever the hell, I don't have the patience today; Chris Crocker
Janice Dickinson & Richard Rubin ; Perez Hilton; Willie Mack
Alexis Arquette & Chris Crocker
Labels: All Types of Wrong, Casket Sharp, Destroyed, Why Must I Cry?
9.28.2007
Casket Toss
Nick Ashford and Valerie Simpson steamed up Feinstein's in New York City while interior designer/media whore Bobby Trendy knocked the photogs dead and then dragged em 50 feet at Us Weekly's Hot Hollywood party. Who looked more dressed for a closed casket funeral?
BONUS: Who would you let hit it?
Labels: Casket Sharp
9.26.2007
Let It Go, Keyshia
Keyshia Cole @ her album release party
Keylolo has been showing some positive improvements in the style department lately, so I was going to let this fashion faux pas slide. But you know I couldn't let her off the hook that easy. Hiking up a pair of Nefeteria's maternity pants and pairing it with a wrestling belt is hardly in vogue but I don't blame you honey, I blame your stylist.
Labels: Casket Sharp
9.19.2007
Casket Toss
Stevie Wonder // Ryan Shawn // Cuba Gooding Jr.
The dream officially became a nightmare on the red carpet at The Dream Concert to Benefit the Martin Luther King, Jr. National Memorial. Who looked more dressed for a closed casket funeral service?
Labels: Casket Sharp
9.18.2007
Lil' Mama Needs To Quit
Soulja Boy & LL Cool J @ AllHipHop's Rebirth of Fashion Show
Haters gettin' made cause I get me some Bathing Apes! I don't see why. They can order that shit for $29.99 from the back of a random rap magazine too.
Forget the designer knock-off shades with puff paint and tall black tee, I need to know where Soulja Boy bought his Dick Tracy two-way wrist watch from. I've been looking for it on eBay for the past five months.
Labels: Casket Sharp
9.09.2007
Casket Toss
'Flavor of Love Charm School' winner Saaphyri Windsor and the self-proclaimed voice of the young people Lil' Mama turned heads stomachs as they strutted their stuff on the red carpet. Who looked more dressed for a closed casket funeral?
Labels: Casket Sharp
