1.24.2008

It's Murda


I know the majority of you don't give two shits about Uncle Murda [who looks a lot like Ness from Da Band IMO] but I couldn't let this ignorant jewel go unnoticed.


SOHH has confirmed that Roc-A-Fella rapper Uncle Murda has checked himself out of the hospital yesterday (Jan. 22) after being shot in the head on Tuesday (Jan. 22).

"That's Uncle Murda, he don't die," Murda's manager Hood told SOHH exclusively.

By law, the hospital has to notify police whenever a shooting victim is treated. But the rapper, who's latest release is ironically titled "Respect the Shooter," is keeping mum about who did the shooting or even if it's known who the trigger man is.

"The police know about as much as you know, nothin'," Hood said. "Uncle Murda don't deal with no police, he deals with the streets. We don't talk to police." [source]

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12.19.2007

SMOOCHES!




For this shit I have absolutely, positively no words.



In an effort to "reach those suburban white kids like Kanye did," rapper Lil Wayne has announced that he will be working with shiny-faced pretty boy Zac Efron on an upcoming album titled High School Musical 2: Non-Stop Dance Party. More importantly, Efron has also used the opportunity to pretend he's black enough to sling around the n-word.

According to a reporter from the OC Weekly, the unlikely tandem had the following interaction at Wayne's brand-new Miami mansion (where, the piece also informs us, a Juicy Fruit-dispensing bathroom attendant is on the premises full-time):

"'What's up, my nigga?' Efron says, giving Wayne a pound, a hug, and then, to my astonishment, a full-on kiss, reminiscent of the one Wayne famously gave his surrogate father Baby last year."

The hello kiss in question led many to believe that Wayne, who also has a faux-bronze nude statue of himself at the house, is a homosexual. Luckily, Efron has never been the subject of similar rumors! [source via Dlisted]



You know Baby was watching from the top of the stairs [Little Richard style] tweaking his nipples.

[Thanks Jack Potts]


EDIT: Turns out this shit was all a joke. Did you laugh? Well?

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12.17.2007

Star-Spangled Fug



A couple of nights ago I saw Deelishis of 'Flavor of Love' fame [yes, I'm making quotation marks with my fingers] on the cover of some men's magazine showing off her booty meat, talking about a tribute to the soldiers. Excuse me but Khia is what the G.I.'s need to be getting a glimpse of while laying in their bunks!

The weed plant, the bottle of Hynotiq, the heavy Chevy sitting on them thangs . . . I don't know where to begin.
[Thanks Keelo]

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12.14.2007

You Sent It! // Is This Bytch Serious?



Freshalina,

Have you seen this bullshyt?

Karrine "sperm-by-the-pound" Steffans has the NERVE to be selling her worn, STD-filled cum rags in her "boutique" on-line. Giiiiirl, stop. Honey, why the hell would I buy a Zara dress for $75 that your nasty-azz cooch has touched (cause I know you don't wear draws), when I could get it at the store *singing a la Coming to America* completely free from infection for that price? Judging by her markdowns, that last edition of the Vixen Diaries must not be doing so well, eh? Dayum Karrine, you already hocking personal items on the internet? Don't you have to be a real star to do that? And one that people actually LIKE? I'm guessing the CDC is gonna buy all this stuff to take samples and figure out a vaccine to HIV. I guess, then, she's helping all of us. Holla!

Mymorex09



SURVEY SAYS! Ain't nothing wrong with owning a piece of history!

Yeah right.

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11.29.2007

Everybody Has A Twin, Right?

I don't usually peruse TMZ much but thank goodness you guys stay on top of it.

Gary Dourdan (left) stars in the hit CBS show "CSI." Demitris Hirsch (right) was arrested yesterday in Lafayette, La. on charges of aggravated battery with a dangerous weapon.


[source // Thanks Kai]

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11.26.2007

Will You Wear My Promise Ring?



Let's play a little pre-Skanksgiving catch up.

The Digital Spy reported last week that famed pimp Bishop Don Magic Juan and James Brown's widow Tomi Rae have swapped diamond rings. I know what you are thinking and I thought matching pimp goblets would have been more their speed but whatever.


Magic Juan said: "She says I'm the only one to make her cry and smile at the same time." [I'm not 100 percent sure that I am in love with this statement. - - Fresh]

But Bishop admitted that he has to keep the relationship quiet because her lawyers believe it would not go down well in court if she were linked to the colourful character.

He said: "They won't let us have it that way, and I understand."

But Tomi Rae has denied that she is in a relationship with the former pimp and insisted they are just close friends, saying: "I gave him a ring, but it was just a gift. As far as I'm concerned, I'm the Godmother of Soul and I have no intentions of being with anybody else."


A hot damn mess. More Tomi Rae fun under the cut.




I don't care what anybody says, this never gets old. "I'll kill ya if you leave!"

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10.17.2007

Question of the Day




Something in the milk ain't clean! It's floating around at the top of the glass. What is it?

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10.12.2007

I'm Just Saying . . .



Heart attack on Monday, front row at a fashion show on Thursday. Word to Nippy.


[Nippy audio via FourFour]




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10.03.2007

My Big Fat Tranny Funeral



Sanjaya & Brooke Hogan; Bobby Trendy; Jonny Fairplay


Presented to you commentary free, the 2007 Fox Reality Awards. Enjoy.


Ant; Saph-whatever the hell, I don't have the patience today; Chris Crocker



Janice Dickinson & Richard Rubin ; Perez Hilton; Willie Mack



Alexis Arquette & Chris Crocker

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9.28.2007

Thinking She Was Number One When She Just A Jump Off


Sandra Rose always has the scoop when it comes to celebrity dirt in ATL. This time she has the inside dish about Young Jeezy's love triangle involving Keyshia Cole and a young lady name Mialy.

Long story short, Keyshia got tired of Jeezy running around on her so she decided to let him go.

An inside source tipped Sandra off to the relationship drama that went down between Keylolo and Mialy last summer in an Atlanta restaurant:


Well, as for Jeezy, my girl is a Cuban girl. Well, they have been sleeping together for about 3yrs, & we ran into him & Keyshia at spondivtz the other week... Well, Jeezy (who code name is Chevy's) saw us walk in. Well, he got up & left Keyshia to sit with Mialy & us... he just got up & was like, 'I need to holla at my peoples.' [Keyshia] was mean mugging but she didn't cut up. Mialy wouldn't have tripped on him either way because, again, she has been fucking with him for 3yrs. [Keyshia] was talking to his boys because she couldn't really figure out if we were friend or foe. But let me say, she played her cards well. She is not some hood rat girl with nothing too lose. I think that she was thinking about it. Well, he paid our tab (it was like 5 of us) & he and his crew continued to chill there after we left.

Scandalous! I am going to assume that Keyshia's mama nor sister Neffie was in the building, because you already know what would have happened. According to the holy grail that is Wikipedia, Mama Cole has been arrested over 30 times. So I think it is safe to say that she is not afraid to catch a charge, no?

I want to take the opportunity to reiterate that all this drama was over Young Jeezy. YOUNG JEEZY. His pipe (or cake daddy) game must be out of this blipping world.

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9.27.2007

Quick Quotes

Lil' Wang & ex-wife Toya // The pussy monster

"A year after Rabbit was gone, I was on tour like crazy with Cash Money, and my momma said she was bored, alone, and scared in the house by herself. She was like, 'Why don't you just have a baby with somebody? Just tell the little girl's mom I'ma take care of the baby, don't worry about that.' I was like, 'I don't have nobody I like like that!' She was like, 'Just find somebody! You don't like Toya?' I was like, 'Alright, I like her then.' Toya was 14 when she got pregnant, and I was 15 asking 14-year-olds. Toya's the only person that agreed outta all the ones I asked. I said that my momma wants a child. And they was like, 'That's your momma's problem!' So Toya was like, 'Shiiit, when we due, boo?'

-- Lil' Wayne on Antonia "Toya" Carter, his first wife and the mother of his daughter



"He'll be 25 in two weeks and I'm 19 [WHAT?! - - Fresh], but I'm willing to wait until he's ready. In the meantime, he's like my best friend. He's my John Lennon, I’m his Yoko Ono, and together, it just works."

- - Karrine "Don't Call Me Superhead" Steffans on the nature of her & Wayne's relationship



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9.19.2007

R. Kelly - "Rockstar" feat. Ludacris & Kid Rock




I vote no.

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9.17.2007

Halle Berry As Aretha Franklin?


ReRe the Body revealed to People magazine that she would like Halle Berry to portray her in the television movie based on her life. UM?!

Jennifer Hudson, yes. Frenchie Davis, sure. Queen Latifah, okay. But Halle, the hell? I vote no. Well, unless she appears as Stretch Mark #837 On Aretha's Tittayballs. Lord, somebody must have slipped her ass some bad hog's head cheese. That shit will make you delusional.

ReRe also said that she had a verbal commitments from Billy Dee Williams to play her father and the tang master himself Slickback Ivanhoe (Terrence Howard) to portray Smokie Robinson.

Listen Aretha, now is not the time to turn your back on Team Chunk. If you really want to impress people give an unknown actress a shot. Better yet, dress Catfish Wilkerson up in drag. That would win a Lady of Soul Award, no questions ask!

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9.06.2007

The "Say Something Nice" Challenge



Gucci Mane - "Freaky Gurl"

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8.28.2007

Cheaper By The Dozen

Denver Broncos running back Travis Henry has been ordered by the DeKalb Superior Court to provide $3,000 per month for a boy he fathered three years ago in Lithonia, Georgia. According to the court records, Henry has fathered nine children by nine women in at least four Southern states and has been ordered by several judges to provide child support for at least seven of them. Damn, was his dick touring on the chitlin circuit?

In true negroidsbehavingtheirprioritiesfuckedup fashion he didn't have any problem dishing out more than $146,000 for jewelry and $100,000 on a ride.

The Denver Post reports that Travis did not hide from the fact that he is the father of so many children, and said: "People can judge me all they want, but only God can judge me."

Don't bring God into this Maury mess! Put that cocker spaniel on a leash, pay up, and keep it moving.

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7.18.2007

God Help Us All

Variety is reporting that IFC is making a push into originals, acquiring R. Kelly's "Trapped in the Closet" and collaborating with the artist on 10 new episodes.

The net is expected to announce at its TCA session this weekend that it will air the original 12 episodes of the series, which became a viral hit on the Internet after radio stations began playing the audio version in 2005. The entire 22-episode run will also stream on IFC.com.

Series, which Kelly wrote and toplines, centers on the romantic and other trials of a character named Sylvester. "Trapped" is an early entry in a genre known as hip-hopera -- a rock opera with hip-hop themes.

Without ever airing on a traditional channel, it became a pop-culture phenomenon, with spoofs on shows including "South Park."

Kelly said IFC made sense as a platform for the property, which may in fact be more of a classic serial than a movie, because he's "always thought of 'Trapped' as an independent film."

Series is part of what IFC general manager Evan Shapiro said is the net's transition away from showing only independent film. "What we want to do is go from an independent film channel to one that is the voice of independent culture," he said.

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7.09.2007

The "Say Something Nice" Challenge



Remy Ma's mixtape cover via The Fury

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6.25.2007

What . . . Why?



Keyshia Cole and Fabolous are set to star in "Only The Hood Dies Young" produced by fashion designer Karl Lagerfeld. "The story is about a young man whose social dynamics and whirlwinded into the drug life, being that his economic disadvantage situation via his mother's drug addiction," said up and coming director Robert Yasim Wright.

"He has a love interest, his girlfriend, which will be played by Keyshia Cole. It's a cautionary tale and depicts a generation that's lost. Fabolous is the main character, Jeffrey Green."

I'm going to direct my own straight to VHS movie hood, urban, ghetto, street tale called "The 1st & 15th." NEXT!

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6.07.2007

What You Tolmbout, Gary?

I thought I was in the middle of a nightmare late last night when I saw this commercial for the first time. The 10 second spot features Gary Coleman as the spokesman for a short term loan company called Cash Call.

Poor Gary. With an interest rate of 96% he will never get out of debt.


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5.18.2007

What The . . .



I may get some flack for talking slick about jazz legend Dr. Billy Taylor but fuck that. Curse me out in an email and boycott the site later. Something has got to be said about the diaster perched on his head now.

Too bad my mouth won't allow me to form a word.

Listen, I adore my Pop-Pop but I guaran-damn-tee you it would be some furniture moving around in his apartment before I allowed him to step foot out the door wearing my going-out-of-town wig.

Can you imagine? Ugh! "Hey baby can you drive me down to the beauty supply store? I just got my social security check this morning and I've had my eye on this BAD ass lace front."

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