12.07.2007

More Sound Advice From Khia


For the following I have no words.


Hey Khia,

My name is Monica and I'm currently living in GA. My husband and I are swingers. Yes swingers. Please don't judge us on that because I really need your advice on something. Ok, my hubby and I have lots of great sex with each other but he usually doesn't make a lot of noises like moaning until he cums at the end. Well, us being swingers have never bothered me until now. This couple that we have been seeing are real cool and everything but when he's inside of her, he's moaning really loud the whole time, and it really bothers me. What should I do?

Monica


What's really hood Monica,

Let me start off by saying that I never judge, only God can judge. I'm only here to keep it real. As for my advice, you chose to open up Pandora's box and now its back to bite you in the ass. Plain and simple, your husband is tired of your pussy and you ain't really excited about him either. The both of ya'll enjoy fucking other people so ya'll really can't be enjoying each other too much. So fuck on if that's what makes you happy. Don't go start catching feelings now, let's be real. New is always better than old pussy. The new pussy makes him moan and your pussy makes him want to fuck somebody else. I'm sure he enjoys watching other men long dick you but the moaning and excitement been long gone, so get over it. You're a swinger for crying out loud. Find you a new dick to swing on. I got an idea, how about this. Let her fuck you so you can see what all the moaning is about. He fucks her, she sucks you, and everybody's happy. Ya'll so nasty!

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11.09.2007

YouTube Clip of the Week




The only thing I have to say is . . .

Cop: What's the problem here?

Lady: A massacre.

Cop: A massacre?

Lady: Yeah, if you fuck with me that what's its going to be.

TGIF!


[Thanks India // Clip via Dlisted]


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11.08.2007

Why Do Fools Fall In Love


A 73-year-old Georgia woman claims in court papers that she married James Brown in 1953 and they never divorced.

Attorney David Bell said Velma Warren Brown claims the late soul singer never served her with divorce papers.

Bell said his client has filed court papers in South Carolina saying the couple had three children and lived together for 17 years. He also said they saw each other in December, just weeks before Brown died in a Georgia hospital. He was 73.

One of Brown's former backup singers, Tomi Rae Hynie, has claimed she is Brown's fourth wife, and is involved in a dispute over singer's estate. (source)


All I have to say is it took how long to realize this shit? I mean really Velma.

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10.29.2007

YouTube Clip of the Day

I guess robust zest is the underlining theme for today.

Singer/reality show contestant Sisqo recently serenaded Ciara at her birthday party in D.C. How random! Negroids are really running around thinking this is 2001. First Ja Rule, now Sisqo. Let me find out that Angie Martinez is about to drop another album.

Seriously, isn't having Sisqo sing at your function the equivalent to hiring a midget to jump out of a cake?

CLICK HERE TO WATCH


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10.25.2007

One Blood




Put your hands where my eyes can see.


A woman with her hands painted blood-red confronted Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice at the US Congress Wednesday, shouting "war criminal" before being hauled away by Capitol security. [Watch the video]

Desiree Farooz accosted Rice ahead of her appearance at a House of Representatives hearing on US foreign policy, waving her hands just centimeters (inches) from the diplomat's face inside the committee meeting room as television cameras captured the confrontation.

"The blood of millions of Iraqis is on your hands," Farooz shouted, before police wrestled her away.

Several other people, members of the anti-war activist group Code Pink, were subsequently ejected from the room. (source)




Excuse me but I've got to go lay down and get my mind right. I'll be back.

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10.19.2007

Caption This!





Terry McMillian cutting her birthday cake at An Evening with Victoria Rowell and Friends at the Harlem Hospital Center

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10.11.2007

Foxy's Blackout




This footage is apparently of Foxy Brown during the New York City Blackout back in 2003. Don't ask me why this clip has just now made its way to the net. Blame it on old fashion procrastination. Anyway, after chilling in a traffic jam, Fox Boogie decides to chase down a cyclists before one of his boys threatens to hit her ass with the club.

Remy Ma would've pulled her pistol out and start dumping into momfukas' stomachs. No questions asked.

[Thanks V]

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10.09.2007

Jesus Be A Publicist




Necole Bitchie is trying to destroy me. I . . . I don't even know what to say about Ike Turner today. Just listen to the interview and draw your own conclusion.

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10.05.2007

Something In The Milk Ain't Clean




I'm too lazy to post all the pictures from VH1's Hip Hop Honors Show (it's Friday!) but I couldn't let these two slide, especially after reading Reen's email.


PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE POST pics of Teddy Riley looking ashy mouthed, and Tweet's hair looking bigger than Wendy Williams.

Also a little tidbit I heard on the radio today was that Questlove was accosted "Eddie Kane" style by Chico DeBarge outside the show. The image itself killed me 3 times over.

Correct me if I am wrong but didn't Teddy auction off some of his studio equipment on eBay a couple years back? Good grief, somebody give that man a warm bowl of Cream of Wheat and a word of encouragement.

And Tweet? Opps, oh my is right.

My homie Juicy has tons of pictures from the show. Check her out and show some love.

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10.03.2007

My Big Fat Tranny Funeral



Sanjaya & Brooke Hogan; Bobby Trendy; Jonny Fairplay


Presented to you commentary free, the 2007 Fox Reality Awards. Enjoy.


Ant; Saph-whatever the hell, I don't have the patience today; Chris Crocker



Janice Dickinson & Richard Rubin ; Perez Hilton; Willie Mack



Alexis Arquette & Chris Crocker

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9.25.2007

Question of the Day




Mya should stick to her day job, fucking for tracks. During her guest appearance on 'Yo Gabba Gabba' she teaches the kids a new dance called The Peanut Butter Stomp. What's up with hertrying to destroy our children? I know I am not the only one who remembers that "Take Me There" travesty. You are 100 percent right Mya. Your time is up.

WHAT CELEBRITY SHOULD TRY TO LAND A GUEST SPOT ON 'YO GABBA GABBA' NEXT?

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9.10.2007

Being Ike Turner

Ike Turner is hoping to launch a reality series based on his volatile relationship with ex-wife Audrey Madison, the woman he claims tried to poison him. This show already sounds more interesting than that bi-sexual dating show Tila Cuvero, Jose Tequila or whatever is doing for MTV.

Earlier this summer Ike Love claimed Madison tried to kill him with an overdose of prescription pills but now the quirky couple is back together. Crack will keep us together! Friends insist Turner and his colorful backing singer will be together forever, because she's the only woman who is "wilder than he is."

One source says, "He's been used to marrying groupies he could control."

As well as working on their relationship and pitching a new reality TV show, the couple is currently planning a tour of Europe.

QUESTION OF THE DAY: WHAT WOULD BE A GOOD TITLE FOR IKE'S REALITY SHOW?

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8.29.2007

What In The Meow Mix Hell?




It's amazing what you can do with a camera phone and a can of cat food. Wait . . . . nevermind.

[Thanks Jay]

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8.17.2007

I Need Answers


This morning I received an email of the African Queen pictured above, claiming that she was supposedly one of Toni Braxton's sisters. While she does bear a very strong resemblance to the singer I'm not 100 percent sure that she is of any actual relation to Braxton. If she is she should've hit the strip to earn her sister some extra change! Got her running around Las Vegas bouncing checks.

Can I get a little help with this?

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8.14.2007

Caption This



Trina, K. Foxx and Jackie O in the press room during the Ozone Awards

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8.01.2007

Gary Coleman Gets Crunk & Disorderly

Little people nationwide are going crazy this summer! Gary Coleman was cited for disorderly conduct after witnesses said they saw him in a heated argument with a woman in a parking lot.

Coleman, 39, and the woman were in his vehicle discussing their relationship Friday night when two people saw him hit the steering wheel with his hands, Capt. Cliff Argyle said.

Hitting A Steering Wheel > Serving a Two Piece To The Face

"Mr. Coleman was very excited and loud. ... At one point he exited his vehicle, waving his arms, yelling and screaming," Argyle said. "Vehicles were unable to exit the parking lot because of Mr. Coleman's actions."

Love will make you do some strange things.

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7.18.2007

God Help Us All

Variety is reporting that IFC is making a push into originals, acquiring R. Kelly's "Trapped in the Closet" and collaborating with the artist on 10 new episodes.

The net is expected to announce at its TCA session this weekend that it will air the original 12 episodes of the series, which became a viral hit on the Internet after radio stations began playing the audio version in 2005. The entire 22-episode run will also stream on IFC.com.

Series, which Kelly wrote and toplines, centers on the romantic and other trials of a character named Sylvester. "Trapped" is an early entry in a genre known as hip-hopera -- a rock opera with hip-hop themes.

Without ever airing on a traditional channel, it became a pop-culture phenomenon, with spoofs on shows including "South Park."

Kelly said IFC made sense as a platform for the property, which may in fact be more of a classic serial than a movie, because he's "always thought of 'Trapped' as an independent film."

Series is part of what IFC general manager Evan Shapiro said is the net's transition away from showing only independent film. "What we want to do is go from an independent film channel to one that is the voice of independent culture," he said.

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6.18.2007

Someone Is Trying To Destroy Ne-Yo

If you have ever typed "you hoes just jealous cause Ne-Yo making millions while ya'll broke ass be on here every day hating" disregard this entry.

Earlier this morning I received a lengthy email from the Stiletto Entertainment Group (...okay) claiming that our beloved Go-Go is a dead beat dad. In my opinion the following is the work of a scorned baby mama but I will let you draw your own decisions about this mess.


Ne-Yo is being reported as a deadbeat dad. Close Relatives of the pair are furious saying Ne-yo has abandoned his son. Recently, He stated that he Volunteered to be the father, but still wishes to take on the child as his own… Though there is no proof of this, and the mother of the child Jesseca White chooses to remain silent about the matter.
However Ne-Yo over the past year has spoken so highly of the child "Chimere Smith" but yet as his new album comes out, he chooses to throw the innocent 2 year old out into media, attempting to squash a rumor that has yet to be leaked.

Sources say Jesseca White came home to an Eviction Notice, (pictured Below, along with the child's birth certificate) at the residence the pair once shared in Los Angeles, CA. that was usually taken care of by the R&B star, but Ne-Yo Refuses to Pay, stating on a tape recording that "he wants to do other things with his money".

Reportedly, he wont even send money for Baby Chimere's Food or Diapers, until after their child support case has ended. And her family is angry. Saying "Every time he gets upset with Jesseca, he refuses to pay for things, and it shouldn't be taken out on the child". Jesseca White aka "Jesse" is in the process of working on her solo career as well as being a full time mom, being that Shaffer put stop payment on the babysitters checks. "he's never had to be there more than 4 hours with the baby, that girl works damn hard, and this is not right, he's the one who asked her to have that child regardless, and now he's trying to take the easy road out". says a family relative.

Its odd that the star boasts about his millions, and how he financially takes care of the child and alleged best friend, as we see his MILLION DOLLAR MANSION, and cars on MTV cribs, but yet he wont even buy his son DIAPERS or MILK, and opting to try and leave them homeless….

Whether it is truth or not about the biological factor, we don't know. But hey he says the kid is his.. What's a couple of dollars to him? ARE WE GIVING NE-YO TOO MUCH CREDIT? Hmmm starting to sound like Ne-Yo's pulling a few publicity stunts on us.

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6.11.2007

YouTube Clip of the Day


Faster, pussycat! Kill! Kill!

WARNING: The clip contains some explicit language and sexual content so you may want to throw your headphones on and make sure nobody is looking over your shoulders. Your boss already thinks you are a pervert.

[Thanks Butta]

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6.06.2007

The "Say Something Nice" Challenge



Serena Williams along with her father Richard Williams arriving to Miami

One order of hot sex on a platter coming right up. Richard, get me bodied. Please?




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