2.22.2008

Speedin! I'm Speedin!



Go-Go [better known as my "favorite tangy receding hairline jones" according to JMack, ha!] got busted for reckless driving and not having a valid license earlier today.

Now I wonder what "reckless driving" entails exactly? I don't know, I just imagine some zesty shit going down behind the wheel,c dig what I'm saying? Oh well, I'm sure Mama Lorette will bail her baby out in no time. She might want to hurry up because a face that delicate won't make it long in the clink.

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2.01.2008

Question of the Day



TruTv has dropped the ax on Star Jones' show after just six months on air. Break out your kleenex because the last episode will air today.

"Due to the rebranding and programming refocus of the network, truTV and Star Jones Reynolds have mutually agreed to cease production of 'The Star Jones Show,"' stated a memo from Marc Juris, executive vice president and general manager of the cable network."

That's what its called now, rebranding? I have got to use that one.

WHAT NEW JOB POSITION SHOULD TRY TO LAND?

'Cause Al needs a new pair of Louboutins, please and thanks.

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1.24.2008

I'm Just Saying . . .



Detroit Mayor Kwame Kilpatrick exchanged romantic text messages with a top aide, contradicting their denials in court that they had romantic ties, a newspaper reported.

The county prosecutor's office declined to comment on the legal implications of the report, posted Wednesday on the Detroit Free Press' Web site. A conviction of lying under oath can bring up to 15 years' imprisonment.

Kilpatrick and Christine Beatty testified last summer in a police whistle-blower lawsuit and denied any sexual or romantic ties in 2002 and 2003. But the Free Press said it examined about 14,000 text messages on Beatty's city-issued pager [My people, my people. When will we learn? - - Fresh] from those years and found many examples of such ties. [SOURCE]

This would all make for a lovely Tyler Perry stage play.

Come on people! You knew sooner or later you we're going to get caught. I'm personally pissed that the text messages weren't more interesting. No "girl, I'm going to put that pussy in a full nelson tonight" or anything! Check out excerpts under the cut.


9/12/02, 10:38 p.m., during trip to Washington, D.C.
Christine Beatty: Can I just come and lay down in your room until you get back?
Kwame Kilpatrick: Yes.
9/13/02, 9:02 a.m. (the next morning)
KK: They were right outside the door. They [the mayor's bodyguards] had to have heard everything...
CB: So we are officially busted! LOL
KK: LOL LOL! Damn that. Never busted. Busted is what you see! LOL. ...
CB: LOL, LOL. Damn, so they have to walk in before you conceed busted! LOL.
KK: Hell yeah. Walk in.
9/15/02, 3:38 a.m. (still in Washington)
CB: I'm on my way to your room now. But by the time you get there I'll be sleep and it will be 5am!
KK: I got something for you.
CB: LOL. Is that so? I'm in your room. Don't let Mike check it [an apparent reference to Mike Martin, a bodyguard who often traveled with the mayor]. Are you in route or still hanging? What do you have for me?
9/24/2002, 6:56 p.m.
CB: This is one of those little things I had to tell you. Last night when I was laying on your shoulder in the car and you held my face and sang whatever song it was, that felt so good. It was just one of those little moments when you just made me fall some more.
9/28/2002, 11:53 p.m.
CB: Where are you now?
KK: At home waiting for all EP [executive protection unit officers] to leave. Where are you?
CB: At the residence inn in Madison hgts.
KK: What rm?
CB: ...I'm in room 311 in bldg 3 in the back.
10/7/2002, 11:20 p.m.
CB: OK, I'm feeling like I want another night like the most recent Saturday at the Residence Inn! You made me feel so damn good that night. As you can see I can't let it go! ...
KK: I feel that we can do that in WV [West Virginia] + just relax together. I need you soooo bad. I want to wake up in the morning and you are there. Make it happen. Love ya.
10/8/2002, 10:18 a.m.
KK: I'm fine. Need a break. I want to get out of town w/you. Check on resorts outside of Houston.
10/16/02, 11:48 p.m.
KK: I've been dreaming all day about having you all to myself for 3 days...relaxing, laughing, talking, sleeping and making love.
10/31/2002, 5:28 p.m.
KK: I'll feel better once I'm holding you.
CB: You didn't say whether or not we are trying for some time tonight.
KK: Definitely. I'm getting a room. Damn that!
CB: LOL. Okie dokie.
(Kilpatrick later tells her to pick up room key at Marriott)
11/1/2002, 12:28 a.m.
KK: 6301 or 6302?
CB: Definitely 6302! 6301 has two double beds.
4/8/2003, 8:55 p.m.
KK: I'm at Laker game. The security doesn't believe I'm mayor. Mike is pulling out all kind of shirt to prove it.
CB: And, did you miss me, sexually?
KK: Hell yeah! You couldn't tell. I want some more. Don't sleep!
5/5/2003, midnight
KK: That's the first time that I couldn't fully seduce you. My game is off. LOL! Thanx for the conversation and the QT! Love you!
CB: LOL! Your game is way on baby! "you had me at hello!" Jerry McGuire 2000. LOL. I just didn't want to get caught.

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1.16.2008

I Vote No

Incarcerated rapper Foxy Brown has asked a New York judge for an early release from the Rikers Island correctional facility so that she can travel to Hollywood to receive treatment for her hearing problems.

According to the New York Daily News, Fox attached a handwritten note to a motion filed by her lawyer requesting that sent Judge Melissa Jackson grant the release in time for a January 30 appointment.

“I am terrified of not hearing a fire alarm go off, or being locked in a cell, and someone not being kind enough to let me out, since not everyone understands the severity of my condition,” she explained in the letter. Foxy underwent special surgery in 2006 to treat her sudden and sever hearing loss.

Now, the battery on a hearing device she uses has malfunctioned. Her attorney, Laura Dilimetin, noted in her motion that there may be “one or two places” in New York that can fix the cochlear implant, but the Los Angeles based House Clinic is the only place that can properly repair the device. [source]

I feel for her but should've thought about all of this before she jumped bad and had to be place in isolation for 76 days for shoving another inmate. That sounds like a personal problem, Inga.

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1.14.2008

Marion Jones Gets 6 Months in Prison



Allow me to play catch up for a moment. Let's kick off Monday with this dumb ass, shall we?


Even Shakespeare couldn't help Marion Jones stay out of jail. Her attorney quoted the bard in asking a judge to be merciful, but the former Olympic track gold medalist was sentenced Friday to six months in prison for lying to investigators about using performance-enhancing drugs and about her role in a check-fraud scam.

Federal Judge Kenneth Karas imposed the maximum sentence suggested in Jones' plea deal, despite entreaties for a probation-only sentence from her and her lawyers.

"I don't think the criminal conduct can be written off as a momentary lapse of judgment or a one-time mistake," Karas said.

Upon learning she was going to prison, Jones leaned over the courtroom railing and softly cried on her husband's shoulder.

The check-fraud scheme was a major crime, and the wide use of steroids "affects the integrity of athletic competition," the judge said. If Jones had told the truth from the start, he said, it would have been a great help to the ongoing investigation into the Bay Area Laboratory Co-Operative, the lab at the center of the steroids scandal in professional sports.

The use of performance-enhancing drugs "sends all the wrong messages to all who follow the athlete's every move," Karas said, apparently referring to children. "Athletes in society have an elevated status. They entertain, they inspire and, perhaps most important, they serve as role models."

Jones, after saying she was scared, nervous and "deeply sorry," had implored the judge "to be as merciful as a human being can be." With a catch in her voice, she asked him not to take her away from her two young sons, the younger of whom is still nursing. [source]

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12.21.2007

No Conflict Free European Yaki For Remy


A judge has denied a request by Remy Ma, accused of shooting an acquaintance in July over missing money, to travel to Europe for a five-country concert tour.

Ivan Fisher, lawyer for the 26-year-old rapper, told the judge his client, whose real name is Remy Smith, needs the tour to earn money. Since her arrest, Fisher said, Smith has been unable to get sufficient U.S. bookings, and a proposed recording contract has been put on hold.

Fisher told the judge the tour, which was to begin in Paris on Dec. 31, would net Smith up to $40,000, "which she very much needs."

Manhattan state Supreme Court Justice Rena Uviller said Thursday she wouldn't allow Smith to leave the U.S. because of the serious charges facing her. [source]


That's the breaks, that's the breaks! Looks like Remy may need to check out Monster.com

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12.10.2007

Michael Vick Sentenced To 23 Months


Michael Vick was sentenced to 23 months in prison Monday for his role in a dogfighting conspiracy that involved gambling and killing pit bulls.

The suspended Atlanta Falcons quarterback could have been sentenced up to five years by District Judge Henry E. Hudson. Vick was dressed in a black-and-white striped prison suit and apologized to the court and his family.

Hudson responded, "You need to apologize to the millions of young people who looked up to you."

"Yes, sir," Vick said.

Vick acknowledged he used "poor judgment" and added, "I'm willing to deal with the consequences and accept responsibility for my actions."

Before the hearing started, Michael Vick's brother, Marcus Vick, sat with his right arm around their mother, comforting her as she buried her head in her hands and wept.

Vick pleaded guilty in August, admitting he bankrolled the "Bad Newz Kennels" dogfighting operation and helped kill six to eight dogs. [source]


All I have to say about this whole mess is that this shit will never happen to Ellen. Never.

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11.20.2007

Don't Mess With Columbus, Georgia




KeyLoLo's no show in Columbus, GA prompted Loony T to make a diss track. The radio stations have been killin' this shit all weekend. The first time I heard it I thought it was the work of some of the folks wildin' out at the station but I guess it's not.

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11.02.2007

Welcome To The Good Life


R&B singer [Ahem. - - Fresh] and producer T-Pain was arrested this morning (November 2) in Florida by Leon County Sheriff officers for outstanding warrants in Tallahassee.

According to reports, T-Pain, born Faheem Najm, is charged with a non-moving traffic violation and driving with a suspended license.

The arrest comes one day before FAMU’s homecoming [1], where T-Pain, Lil’ Wayne, Lil’ Boosie and others are scheduled to perform. (source)


[1] Who plans on going to DJ Demp's Crunkfest? I may see you there!

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11.01.2007

I Don't Fight, I Don't Argue . . .


I just hit that bitch with a bottle!

Female rapper Da Brat was arrested on felony aggravated assault charges early Thursday morning (November 1) after allegedly hitting a woman in the face with a bottle at Jermaine Dupri’s Studio 72 club in Atlanta.

According to Atlanta’s WSBTV Channel 2, the altercation started out as a verbal disagreement but soon escalated to a shoving match. Witnesses say that the rapper then grabbed a bottle of rum and hit the victim, a waitress at the club, in the face with it. The unidentified woman was hospitalized with cuts on her face and above her eye. Da Brat was taken to the Dekalb County Jail and is believed to still be in custody. (source)


Damn homie. I bet she is talking on one of those pokey phones like in the video for "Ghetto Love." I hope T-Boz has bond money!

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10.23.2007

Kelly Rowland Cancels Tour Dates


Ladies, wallets, leave 'em, home.

Word on the curb is that Kizzy Rowland's upcoming North America tour is in danger of being cancelled due to poor ticket sales. She was previously scheduled to appear in 15 cities, but so far she has cancelled three shows with no ticket refunds.

'Cause her daddy Mathew Knowles taught her better than that!

Promoters are having difficulties finding smaller venues for Ms. Rowland to perform at. Awww, she should try hitting up a Lions Club or Kid Creole can give out two free tickets with the purchase of a B Phone.

I blame the stans for dropping the ball. Ya'll talk all that shit but won't go out and support your folk. You're going to feel bad when you turn on your televisions and see her selling ass on Take The Cake with Tocarra and Joe Clair.

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10.19.2007

Chopper City Clifford Is Still In The Clink


"Seven time felon / what I care about a case man." - - T.I., Rubberband Man

You know that "take lemons and turn them into lemonade" speech T.I. gave on Hip Hop vs. America and "I want to be just like you Uncle Frank" have been on repeat in my head all week long.


Rapper T.I. will remain in jail on weapons charges for at least another week, after a federal judge on Friday denied any immediate release on bond.

U.S. Magistrate Judge Alan Baverman said he will hold another hearing next Friday to further consider conditions proposed by the rap star's lawyers that may prompt him to release their client pending trial.

Baverman also said that if he does grant bond, he wants to be comfortable with an entire "package" of conditions that assure that T.I., whose real name is Clifford Harris Jr., will not flee or pose a danger to others.

The judge also told Harris's defense attorneys he does not have time to monitor Harris. "I'm not going to get involved in essentially being the warden for Mr. Harris," Baverman said.

Harris also was arraigned at the hearing, and he entered a plea of not guilty to the weapons charges.

After Harris entered his plea, assistant U.S. Attorney Francey Hakes disclosed that the case is part of "an ongoing investigation" and indicated more charges may be coming. Harris's trial would take less than a week, Hakes said, "as the indictment stands now."

Lawyers for Harris proposed that he be released on a $2.2 million bond, which included separate bonds backed by his record company, record company executives. Harris also agreed to post the equity of his two homes, which his lawyer, Ed Garland, estimated are worth about $1.5 million.

Garland also said Harris would agree to stay in his home with 24-hour-a-day electronic and human monitoring.

But Baverman said he wants more information about who will be chosen as Harris's monitor, who would live inside Harris's home and how they would search visitors and alert authorities if Harris violated any conditions. The judge said he wants to consider a list of companies that do such monitoring and hear details about them.

Baverman also set these tentative conditions if he does grant bond: Harris must post a $2 million cash bond plus the equity in all properties he owns. He must be locked down in his house 24/7; have an electronic monitoring device; consent to any searches; be screened for unlawful drug use; remove any safes in the home; and be allowed to live with only his girlfriend and children. (more)


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10.16.2007

Tiny Knocked Up + The Latest News On Clifford


Sources tells Sandra Rose that Tameka "Tiny" Cottle is pregnant again with T.I.P.'s seed. Here's the skinny:

Meanwhile, T.I., real name Clifford Harris, was denied bond in a federal magistrate court today. In attendance at the proceedings were Tiny, two of T.I.'s other baby mamas and all of T.I.'s children except for King who remained at home. Tiny, who was arrested on marijuana and Ecstasy possession on Saturday, took King to visit his father in jail yesterday. I'm told the first thing T.I.P. did was apologize to Tiny.

My source informed me that King is still traumatized from the raid which took place at T.I.'s home in College Park on Saturday. ATF agents simultaneously broke down the front door while smashing out windows in the back of the house and tossing stun grenades into the house. King, 3, was in a downstairs room playing at the time of the raid. The other children had just left the home to go to acting class. I'm told T.I.'s 15-year-old nephew ran out the back door and was tackled and stomped by ATF agents.

I'm still trying to understand what the hell Tiny was doing with weed and X if she is pregnant. You don't need Dr. Lipshitz to tell you to stay away from drugs when you are knocked up! I bet when her ass got home that night she started boxing the air like Cuba Gooding, Jr. in 'Boyz N the Hood' before Young Dro told her to chill out.

T.I. will have plenty of time to talk to T.I.P about the charges, since U.S. Magistrate Alan Baverman denied bond and scheduled a hearing for Friday, at which he'll decide whether there was probable cause to arrest the rapper and if he will qualify for bond before a trial.

Visit AJC.com for the latest news regarding this mess.

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10.15.2007

T.I. Arrested On Weapons Charges



The alphabet boys bammed Clifford up in the Walgreen's parking lot on Saturday just hours before his BET Hip Hop Awards performance.



The 27-year-old rapper, whose real name is Clifford Harris, was busted in the parking lot of a shopping center not far from the award show's Atlanta venue, collared by agents from the U.S. Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives after picking up three machine guns, two silencers and a pistol from an undercover ATF officer, which, per the feds, his bodyguard had purchased on his behalf.

T.I. was previously convicted on drug violations back in 1998 and given seven years' probation, and he later was busted on gun-related charges. It's a federal offense for a convicted felon to have someone purchase firearms on their behalf.

"The last place machine guns should be is in the hands of a convicted felon, who cannot legally possess any kind of firearm," David E. Nahmias, U.S. Attorney for the Northern District of Georgia, said. "This convicted felon allegedly was trying to add several machine guns to an already large and entirely illegal arsenal of guns.


ATF just don't be riding around jumping out on momofukas unless somebody tipped them off. Clifford should've made Tiny take the charge. Ha!

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10.08.2007

Nissan Altima, Ay?

...Forbes magazine homes/you wanna grace the page/I pull seven digit clean soon as I grace the stage/ I done caught up with the paper/ ya'll chasing change/ Man I running up Broad Street in and out of lanes/ top back, screaming out 'money ain't a thang' -- Beanie Sigel, "All The Above"

Apparently money is a thang, Dwight.


Rapper Beanie Sigel will surrender next week to face charges in a dispute over a rental car, his attorney said.

Sigel, whose real name is Dwight Grant, rented a 2007 Nissan Altima from Payless Car Rental in southwest Philadelphia in July, investigators said. The car was due back on Aug. 13, but Sigel did not return it in time or contact the rental company, police said.

Payless, which continued to charge the rapper's credit card, reported the car stolen on Sept. 6.

Someone returned the car to Payless on Friday, just as detectives went to Sigel's home in the suburb of Lansdale to arrest him, police said. It had accumulated $5,000 in late fees.

"We've learned that a warrant was issued for his arrest for failure to return a vehicle," said Sigel's attorney, Fortunato Perri. "Apparently there was some misunderstanding over when it was to be returned or whether or not payment was continuing to be made." (source)

I blame Dame Dash. That residual check paper from the State Property movies ain't stretching like he thought it would. Beans, it's time to go back to the block and move some work.

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10.02.2007

The Bitch [1] Is Guilty


A jury decided Tuesday that New York Knicks coach Isiah Thomas sexually harassed a former top team executive, subjecting her to unwanted advances and a barrage of verbal insults, but also said he does not have to pay punitive damages.


After an ugly, three-week trial, the verdict gives Thomas a partial victory in the $10 million lawsuit filed by Anucha Browne Sanders.

The jury did find that Madison Square Garden committed harassment against the woman, and decided that she is entitled to punitive damages from MSG.

U.S. District Judge Gerard E. Lynch called it an "eminently reasonable" verdict and said the jury will be asked to return later Tuesday to hear brief arguments on punitive damages.

"I'm innocent, very innocent, and I did not do the things she has accused me in this courtroom of doing," Thomas said. "I'm extremely disappointed that the jury did not see the facts in this case. I will appeal this, and I remain confident in the man that I am and what I stand for and the family that I have." Madison Square Garden also said it would appeal. (source)

[1] You see, I can call him a bitch because I am Black. There's a distinction, remember? It's all good. Now if I were Caucasian it would be another story.

Mr. Thomas' logic, not mine.

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9.25.2007

Buy A Cat Next Time


Michael Vick and three co-defendants were indicted by a grand jury today on state charges related to a dogfighting ring operated on Vick's Virginia property.

Vick, who already pleaded guilty in federal court to a dogfighting conspiracy charge and is awaiting sentencing Dec. 10, was indicted on one count of beating or killing or causing dogs to fight other dogs and one count of engaging in or promoting dogfighting. Each count is a felony, punishable by up to five years in prison.

The grand jury declined to indict the Atlanta Falcons quarterback and two co-defendants on eight counts of animal cruelty, which would have exposed them to as many as 40 years in prison if convicted.

Surry County Commonwealth's Attorney Gerald G. Poindexter asked that the four be arraigned Oct. 3 and requested that each be released on a $50,000 personal recognizance bond. None of the defendants nor their lawyers were in court.

In other negroids and their pits news, investigators revealed this past Saturday that two of DMX's dogs, which were found buried at home, had serious wounds. Bad Tashera!

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9.17.2007

In Case You Care


An apparent audiotape of O.J. Simpson's standoff with men he accused of stealing his memorabilia begins with the ex-NFL star demanding, "Don't let nobody out this room. ... Think you can steal my (expletive) and sell it?"

Simpson was arrested Sunday and booked at a county jail on charges connected with what police described as a robbery at a Las Vegas hotel. A judge ordered Simpson be held without bail, Sgt. John Loretto said. A court date was set for Thursday.

Simpson has said Thomas Riccio called him several weeks ago to say some collectors were selling some of his items. Riccio set up a meeting with collectors under the guise that he had a private collector interested in buying Simpson's items.

Riccio told the site he believed Simpson was planning to confront Alfred Beardsley, who was allegedly planning to auction off Simpson memorabilia. The site said the objects of Simpson anger were Beardsley and another collector, Bruce Fromong.

Simpson he was accompanied by men he met at a wedding cocktail party, and they took the collectibles. Fromong said Simpson was the last of the men to enter the hotel room.

"O.J. was the last person I was expecting to see and when I saw him I was just thinking, 'O.J., how can you be this stupid?'" Fromong told CBS's "The Early Show."

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9.11.2007

Thug Holiday

Um, doesn't he look scrumptious in that Pet Smart flea bandana?

The Ambassador of Dade Co. Dirt was arrested last night after fight broke out in a strip club. Trick Daddy, born Maurice Young, was at Tootsie’s Lounge, a gentleman’s club located in Miami Gardens. A brawl broke out involving the rapper, who was eventually taken from the strip club in an ambulance to Jackson Memorial hospital, where he was treated for minor injuries.

Trick Daddy was charged with disorderly intoxication and resisting arrest. He is being held on $1500 bond.

After looking at his mug shot photo I was able to breathe a sigh of relief. Yeah he looks a little cut up but that's nothing more than a few layers of compacted dirt. He's fine!

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9.07.2007

Bad For Foxy, Great For Big Bertha


TMZ reports Foxy Brown has been sentenced to a year behind the slammer at Rikers for .for violating her probation. During her court appearance this morning she read a statement of apology , but the judge, said a source, smacked it down, saying it was, "Too little, too late." At one point, Foxy turned to her mother sitting behind her and mouthed the words, "I love you." AH HA!

More details to come.

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