2.18.2008

Great Googly Moogly!



Them tittayballs are juicy! Top of the morning to you, crunksters. I hope everybody is having a lovely long weekend. I am blogging from the road, so excuse the lack of posts and all that good stuff.

Here's a nice, steaming cup of hot chocolate to get you through the day. You can thank me later in non-refundable donations.


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2.06.2008

YouTube Clip of the Day


In today's clip Rick Ross speaks about how the weather in Miami influences his fashion choices, chats about his love for sunglasses, and shares the story behind some of his tattoos.

But I don't care about any of that crap. Ya'll know I'm all about that tittay gravy! If you fast forward to the 5:27 mark you will see him rubbing his supple yet firm breast. You are going to have to rinse your panties out in the sink after this.

Click here to watch

[Thanks VaFashionista]


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2.01.2008

Take The Cake . . . No Really, Do It


Where is Principal Joe Clark and his baseball bat at when you need him to give our youth a good talking to?! I will never understand how Sean Kingston can invest in that foogazi box of crayons around his neck and not moisturizing his situation. Times can't be that hard [ . . . for now]. Son better get a handle on that before his face starts looking like a star crunch.

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1.31.2008

Here's One Rapper That Won't Be Appearing On Bill Cosby's Highly Anticipated Debut Rap Album


The last time Fat Joe did anything remotely interesting to me was way when he and Big Pun teamed up together for "Deep Cover (Twins)." Oh, and then there was that time on MTV's Spring Break when he showed his ass crack while performing "What's Love." That's about it.

However, Joey CRACK CRACK CRACK CRACK!'s recent comments to Complex magazine* regarding the n-word has been raising some eyebrows.

C: As a Puerto Rican rapper, have you ever been criticized for using the N Word?

FJ: No absolutely not. Because blacks and Latinos anywhere you go in any hood, any ghetto, we’re right beside each other, and with each other all the time especially in New York City. They’ve been calling me “that nigga” my whole life. I go to Africa, and the Africans say “what’s up Fat Joe my nigga-ah?” So they don’t have a problem with it. It’s a term of endearment.

C: What about your response to people who don’t think like you or someone like Khaled who’s a Palestinian-American should be using the word?

FJ: I guess Khaled is a sand-nigga. He’s a sand-nigga. (Laughs) Khaled that nigga, did you ask the 36 black rappers that are on his album with him if they have a problem with it?

* I've been rockin' with ya'll since day one but why are my issues always 15 light years late? I'm starting to believe that I would be better off going to the gas station and just reading different articles every time that I come in.


[Via Nah Right]

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1.30.2008

And Many More




That wasn't his only plate on that faithful night in '07.

The sexy beast that is Rick Ross appeared on MTV's 'Cribs' last night and I was nervous for his safety the entire time! It was the first time I have ever heard him talk for more than 30 seconds, and it wasn't pretty. I thought he was going to have a sudden heart attack.

Click here for video from the Tittay Gravy King's birthday party and restaurant. Thatott.com also has flicks from the party.

While we are on the subject of MIA, I was ghost earlier this morning because I stayed up watching illegal movies on the internet all night and didn't fall asleep until like 9 AM. You can put the blame on me.

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1.14.2008

Hot Damn



I don't know how you like to slurp your tittay gravy down but I prefer mine nice and hot! Rick Ross may ever make it on anybody's top MC's list [let's just be honest with ourselves here] but he has his own wing in the Men With Titties Hall of Fame. I just love it when he gets all overheated and has to remove his shades because they probably started fogging up like a glass pot lid. Coronary embolism game proper.





And then there's Trick Daddy, Miami's own Dirt Angel. I don't have enough energy or SOS pads to get started on that cat.


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12.07.2007

Rick Ross - "Speedin" Feat. R.Kelly




I mean really, somebody please tell Trina to go the hell home. This is becoming a major issue. She would be better off auditioning for an upcoming season of Flavor of Love.

I may love Rick's tittay gravy but his lyrical abilities . . . not so much.


And what the fuck is up with him trying to flaunt narration skills that he just doesn't have? He did the same I'm-talking-slow-so-my-negroids-in-the-hood-will-think-I'm-deep shit in the video for "Hustlin." He always sounds like he is repeating an order back at a drive thru window. Boy stop!

Oh, and fuck Robert.

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11.13.2007

Hey Young World


You know I had to do this post to off-set Eddie's baby mama. We need balance, ya'll.

Sean Kingston would make a wonderful president for the Junior Men With Titties Society. You can just look at the hair on his chinny chin chin and know that he has one promising future in chunkonomics ahead of him. I bet this momofuka right here never dressed out for gym a day in his life. Now that is what I call dedication. Eff a Presidential Fitness Test, long live Team Chunk.

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11.07.2007

Who Would You Let Hit It? // Chunky Love Edition





Rick Ross // Freeway


I don't know now. The freeway of love is looking mighty tempting . . .

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11.05.2007

Health Nut



AHH reports that Rick Ross and San Francisco 49ers Running Back Frank Gore have teamed up with21st Century Hustle Magazine to launch a new franchise of restaurants named the "Grub Spot" with the first location opening in Miami, Florida.

The Hip-Hop Grub Spot is a themed, healthy fast-food global franchise which features healthy snacks, wraps, sandwiches and energy drinks created by collegiate faculty, students and alumni from both Florida A&M and Johnson and Wales Universities.

UM.

I'm not going to say anything since the jokes will undoubtedly write themselves. Plus I am partial to his titty gravy. It's no secret! Rick will get his Nino Brown on by giving away free turkeys at the grand opening of the Grub Spot on Nov. 17.

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10.09.2007

Men With Titties Overload


The gossip game is boring as hell today. I've had more fun watching Tocarra sell ass on 'Take The Cake.' I don't give a fuck about Rihanna walking that dog, J. Lo denying she is knocked up for the millionth time, or Halle enjoying morning sickness. I was thisclose to logging off and playing in traffic before spotting Max Joesph and the other Biggie hopefuls. Now I have something to live for.

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9.19.2007

One Word


M.O.P. @ AllHipHop's Breeding Ground Showcase and Celebrity Rap Battle


Yummy. Men with mammaries are my kryptonite.

Now this is what I am talking about, a party with a weight requirement. My eyes just got diabetes from looking at all these visual sweets. I want to collect them all like Pokemon cards.

Where do I start? I wouldn't mind driving Joel Ortiz to Publix in the middle of the night so that he can check his blood pressure, sending text chats filled with recipes and marinade secrets to Lil' Fame, and giving N.O.R.E. his insulin shots . . . *sigh*

I am a hopeless romantic, its true.





Freeway; N..O.R.E.; Remy Ma; Joell Ortiz


Mistah F.A.B. & Fat Man Scoop

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6.22.2007

Happy Hour



Jazze Pha & Keny Burns @ Heineken Premium Light Slim Can Launch

For a man of his size Jazze Pha's tittyballs are surprisingly small. Eh, normally I don't like to deal with anything under a C cup but since his swag is Easter Sunday official (everyday!) I am willing to look past his petite tits.

I am going to have to deduct points from his total score for walking around with that cockroach attached to his ear. I'm so tired of people walking around talking on Bluetooths while using a pay-as-you-go cell. Boys and girls please leave it alone.

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6.13.2007

Jay-Z Celebrates His Curves



pictures via Just Jared

File this under all kinds of delicious! Jay-Z nipples are like little ant hills of chocolate goodness. Not only does the King of New York wear sandals but he also has a nice rack.

Hova was sighted earlier this week in the south of France taking in a little rest and relaxation with longtime friend TyTy and an unidentified young boy (which I am assuming is Ty's son).

Oh, SWSNBN was there too.

Check out the latest set of pictures of your favorite couple in the whole entire universe at Just Jared. Jay is wearing a shirt that says "Addicted To Joe" on the front. *sigh*

The jokes . . .

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5.25.2007

I Need Answers



  1. Who is that man walking behind Timbaland and what is his job title, exactly?
  2. What is he carrying in that bag?
  3. When did he decide to stop popping steroids?
  4. Where in the hell are they walking to?
  5. Why is Timbo wearing my Granny's orthopedic shoes?
  6. How did two bearilla sightings happen in one week?!

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5.23.2007

Sexy Beast



Bloodraw is the latest sex symbol to take the rap world by storm. When he's not holding weed for Ol' Greezy you can find him refereeing pee wee league games and installing sheetrock. Boy looka here, I've got this HUD house where my heart used to be . . .

Let me calm down.

Under normal circumstances I would be all for rubbing him down with giblet gravy but I don't think anything beyond a one night stand is possible. Simply put, he looks like a pussy crook. Sure, you don't have to worry about his grill popping out and scratching your clitoris during "lick it low time" but I'm an old fashioned gal. I like to offer my pink cookies in a plastic bag, not have them snatched off a paper plate.

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5.18.2007

Let Bruce Bruce Hit It!



Bishop Eddie Long & Bruce Bruce

As you read this I am sitting in front of my computer cooling myself off with a church fan (a portrait of MLK in deep thought is on the front, contact information about the leading African American mortuary in my community is on the back). Between these Georgia wildfires and this picture I am going to be incinerated by noon.

I may have to use Sugarfoot's ranch dressing and sugar aphrodisiac recipe. Normally I'm not into the group thing but . . .


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4.09.2007

What's Up With You?



Uh oh, Rick Ross may need to ingest a couple more mayonnaise and egg hoagies before bedtime if he expects to win the 2007 Sexiest Big Man In Hip Hop Honors in August. High cholesterol and blood pressure are just a part of the game baby. I don't make the rules. Mister Cee is killin' em softly.

What's got Cee's mug twisted up like that? The sweet smell of his own bile? The deletable taste of sour Skittles? Only one way to find out.





Just the sight of Remy Ma rocking a House of Dead Wrong hoodie from across the room, that's all. So this is the consumer Mama Tina and Beyonce were going after. The weed man's girl! Okay, I got you now. I respect her fresh.

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3.16.2007

I'm Just Saying . . .


I bet Rick Ross lactates gravy. Pass the cornbread pon de left hand side. Somebody toss a wig on that boy and send his ass to Detroit to audition for Aretha.

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6.22.2006

Fresh Flicks: Fader Summer Music Issue Release Party with Rick Ross and Nina Sky



My computer room smells like pickle juice and collard greens from looking at Rick Ross and Tyson. Tyson is a hop, skip, and jump away from looking like the leader of Tech N9ne. That pic is definately a candidate for vagina dryer of the week. Those Nina Sky chicky poos are two brave souls because I don't think I could do it. Rodney Jerkins looks pretty good! I guess he decided to go on that Timbaland-producer diet and drop a couple pounds.


Brook Crittendon (you know, Kanye's number one) and Guest; Rick Ross and Tyson; Rick Ross, Rodney "Darkchild" Jerkins and Clinton Portis; Nina Sky and Julissa

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