First off, I hope everybody had a lovely long weekend. I know I
did. Guess who I had the pleasure of meeting in all his bony glory?
Whoo hoo! I told you stalking would pay off. Although my right breast is heavier than his total body weight, he was actually very nice. The only person left now to swoon over in person is LaMike.
Speaking of which, the love of my life
is now taking his turn with Kim Kardashian. WHY?! A bitch goes on vacation and I have to come back to this
? Jesus be a morning after pill.
LaMike was spotted
by paparazzi cameras leaving Hollywood hot spot Mr. Chow's with that home wrecker.
Vengeance is mine; I will repay. Watch your back, Kimberly.
[Thanks Anne & Dom]