2.13.2008

You Sent It! // LaMike's Essence


Hi Fresh!

I apologize if you have seen this already but I had to send you Lamichael featured in Essence (excuse the bootleg scanning). I bet you thought that was Jurnee Smollett, Tristan Wilds, and Raven-Symone in the pic but Lamike shut these hoes down and posed as everybody! These hoes can't understand his range and versatility! I had to laugh at the last line where he said he used to watch his mom on tour and in movies and was just so inspired. On a serious note, I have been a fan of your site since 2006 and ya'll have helped me get through many a work day.

-- Tamz

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2.06.2008

Star Tracks: LaMike + Nem
Evan Ross + 2 Danity Kane kids @ the New York Giants Super Bowl Party

One hot serving of tittay gravy and a freakum hoodies in the same day? I don't think my poor heart can take it! I'm not sure what the deal is between my boo and that Danity Kane child [flashback], but that mess needs to come to an end. I refuse to sit back and watch her taint my babycakes. No ma'am! I bet she has a vile of meth in her purse. Some folks are just not to be trusted.


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11.19.2007

Like Father, Like Son

Are you sick of LaMike yet? I'm not, which is why I am doing this post. Work with me people! If you can grin and bear Beyowulf's five day lace front forecast then you can stand this rain.

Your boy fell through Fabolous' AMA post-party on Sunday night resembling a hipster Mother Theresa. Just look at this child. He even has MJ's weird red carpet poses down pat. I can't wait to see those two on the cover of Jet arm in arm.

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11.15.2007

Hands Off Hayden!



I have been having a hard time lately keeping LaMike to stay faithful to me. I blame the weather. Most couples normally stay inside, eat, and "do the grown up" with each other during the winter months. Not us.

Oh well, I guess I could always hook up with The Dealer but Hayden better keep her paws off of my man. She is going to need those regeneration powers she has on Heroes after I circle around her block with the wolf pack like Alicia Keys.

I'll leave this broad hurt, murked, and put in the dirt.

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10.29.2007

Quick, Hand Me My Shank



The homeland security threat level is now in the orange! LaMichael was spotted over the weekend canoodling with Danity Kane member Aubrey O' Day in New York City.

Father, I stretch my hands to Thee, No other help I know! I can't believe this.

Memo to LaMike: Jump off, jump off, the girl is a jump off. Don't go into the light. Drop your mayonnaise off in another salad.












It's the King homie.


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10.08.2007

LaMike Is Coming Out With An Album?!





For many of you this will be the first time you ever heard LaMichael speak. Remember to change your pantyliner after you're done watching.

Blackarazzi caught up with LaMike outside of L.A. hot spot Opera, where he chatted about his upcoming projects which includes an album! This is great. I pray that he does a soulful collaboration with Terrence Howard. All that slickness and zest in on one track would be bananas.
[Thanks JFish]

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10.04.2007

LaMichael Finds Romance In Lizzie McGuire


Evan Ross has been cast opposite former Disney Channel superstar-turned-pop singer Hilary Duff in the film "Greta," an interracial teen dramedy for Whitewater Films.

Duff plays the title role of a waitress who falls in love with her a cook at the restaurant they work. After they take their romance to the next level, Greta confronts the concern of her grandparents (Ellen Burstyn, Michael Murphy) about her new boo's criminal past.

Director Nancy Bardawil is currently shooting "Greta" in New Jersey.

LaMike has also finished shooting "Black Water Transit" opposite Laurence Fishburne, as well as "Brooklyn to Manhattan," "Life is Hot in Cracktown" and "Linewatch."

Hilary Duff has a crazy fan base so this movie may be a good crossover look for our boy. She better not cut my baby with those big ass horse teeth. That's probably why Joe Madden quit that bitch and knocked up Nicole Richie.

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9.25.2007

You Sent It! // LaMike's Look-A-Like


Hey Crunk,

Over the weekend I celebrated my Bday at Club Chaos in Washington D.C. to see the Drag Queen Show. During the show they had a runway model contest and look who's twin brother decided to enter the contest and WIN! [The blessings of LaMike cover us all. -- Fresh] He was cute as hell. My cousin was in the the contest also, so of course I was screamin my ass off for her, but I couldnt go without giving LaMichael pt. 2 a big round of applause also.


[Thanks Katina!]

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9.18.2007

You Sent It: SCANDAL!



I am late as hell! I need to step my stalk game up. How did I let this slide pass me? Visit Sandra Rose for the uncensored flicks. Perv!

Why come you are always making fun of Gorilla Zoe? Everytime you mention him I do one of them Mr. Burns type laughs... I grew up with him so it's funny to see his little name mentioned like he's somebody... we finally made it... anyway, I wanted to send you this flicks of LaMicheal cause I ain't know if you see them yet and they shole is crunk. Keep up the good work!

--Alexis

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9.12.2007

You Can Run But You Can't Hide


Earlier this morning I thought I spotted my Norwegian sugar drop seated in the front row at the Heatherette show, but wasn't 100 percent sure. Hell, I thought he was one of those B5 kids that have been plastered in ads all over the site. After conducting a full scale investigation (read: checking my email) I was able to determine that it was LaMike. You can thank me by sending donations to my PayPal account.

That was close! I almost missed out on all that creamy goodness. One of my all-time favorite bloggers (second to Chudney, of course) Clay Cane caught up with Evan on the red carpet at the premiere of 'The Brave One."

Clay says that young, sex god (my words, not his) was polite but seemed a little irritated when he asked him if he'd let Michael Vick watch one of his pets. Clay is so silly! He knows that Tashera and X are old enough to stay at home unattended.

[picture via A Socalite's Life - - thanks Katrina]

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9.07.2007

Sweet Child of Mine


Evan Ross outside of Hyde

I watched "Life Support" for the first time last month (yeah, I'm super late) and all I have to say is WHY DIDN'T ANYBODY INFORM ME THAT LAMIKE KICKS THE BUCKET IN THE MOVIE?! I was laying in between my Martha Stewart sheets crying and shit. The Dealer walked in and thought someone in my actual family had passed away. When I told him it was the love of my life he pulled a Rev. Weeks (.....) and hit me in the head with a pillow.

And before you talk crap about my lovely child wearing an aviator jacket just know that he had just returned from piloting some pussy. Happy Friday.

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8.16.2007

Almost Famous


LaMike waved to the paparazzi outside of a hot spot on Wednesday before speeding into the night. Look at how delicate and soft his hands are. He must dip them in lavender paraffin wax.

In related news, he has nabbed a role of a gang banger opposite Cuba Gooding Jr. in "Linewatch." Ross will play Little Boy, the nephew of border patrol agent and one time Los Angeles gang member Michael Dixon (Gooding). I hope the make-up artists on set paint a tear drop or two on his cheek. I mean, all the rappers are doing it.

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8.09.2007

LaMike Hits The Club



LaMike attended Rocko's (singer Monica's fiancé) single release party at Body Tap in Atlanta on Wednesday night. I hope he didn't trick all of his money away. See more pictures from the party over at Sandra Rose.

[Thanks Jay]

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8.01.2007

*SWOON*



My heart is racing as if I were just finished up smoking crack out of a Pepsi can with Usher's dad. After weeks of anticipation LaMike (sans trademark hoodie?!) finally blessed us with his sexy presence at the album release party for Common's Finding Forever. More flicks from the event under the cut.




Evan & Tracey Ross; Neicy Nash; Serena Williams; Common; Lauren London

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6.25.2007

The Eagle Has Touchdown


Even though he's not my man, I'm not his girl, I call Evan my shaaaawty.

LaMike got his mind right for the 2007 BET Awards by laying down pipe in Hollywood. That's right, the boy dished out back shots to your favorite celebutant sluts until their asses were the same colors as pomegranates, partnah! Or at least that's what I think. Last night Chudney's little bro hit up The Producers' Ball before heading out to Kevin Liles' little shindig.




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6.04.2007

Yes!



Lady Di, Evan and Ross and at Mr. Chows

This morning while I was brushing my teeth (not with that tainted paste, thanks) I clicked my heels together and said "LaMichael post" three times.

You can thank me later.

That boy is sharp. Just look at him. Who else do you know could pair a glee club sweater and boots from Vietnam together and pull it off? Not you.

These pictures have inspired me to treat my mother to the all you can eat dinner buffet at Shoney's tonight. I'm such a good daughter.

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5.29.2007

Oh FUCK No



First off, I hope everybody had a lovely long weekend. I know I did. Guess who I had the pleasure of meeting in all his bony glory? Whoo hoo! I told you stalking would pay off. Although my right breast is heavier than his total body weight, he was actually very nice. The only person left now to swoon over in person is LaMike.

Speaking of which, the love of my life is now taking his turn with Kim Kardashian. WHY?! A bitch goes on vacation and I have to come back to this? Jesus be a morning after pill.

LaMike was spotted by paparazzi cameras leaving Hollywood hot spot Mr. Chow's with that home wrecker.

Vengeance is mine; I will repay. Watch your back, Kimberly.

[Thanks Anne & Dom]

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5.03.2007

LaMichael Gets Hazed In Upcoming Movie



LaMike will star as a pledge in DK Holmes' directorial debut "Burning Sands," a film about hazing in African-American fraternities. Hazing is taboo subject among certain groups so I expect this film to garner a fair amount of controversy and criticism in the future.

I hope he has a stunt double! He must preserve his beauty by any means necessary. Baby Daniel, what your summer schedule looking like, folk?

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4.16.2007

All I Gotta Say About This . . .



. . . is REAL MEN aren't afraid to shake their darrier in a pair of them Dereon's.






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4.14.2007

Pretty Young Thing



To my utter amazement I somehow manage to overlook LaMike's beautiful presence at Complex Magazine's 5th Anniversary Party on Tuesday. It's true, I'm losing my touch. You don't have to tell me what I already know.

That boy has more hoodies than I have skin cells. Shit!

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