1.15.2008

. . . . Just Stop


Every time a new season of 'Making the Band' rolls around I always talk shit about it but end up tuning in. Well, not this time around. I don't feel like hearing those broads sing "I need you forevvvver" every week while Betty Wright gets her Travis Barker on with those damn drum sticks.

I have made a vow not to watch the show until Diddy brings back Babs or the brolic bitch that is Mysterious. Hell, I will even settle for Jason, the ambassador of tang from season 3 at this point. [I gotta find that damn YouTube clip!]

But please, by all means, send me an email if somebody has a "maybe we should call it, David Ruffin and the Temptations" moment.

Check the trailer under the cut.










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1.03.2008

Uncle Jessie, Ya'll

WOOOHAH.COM has exclusive photos of the cast of the upcoming film 'A Raisin In The Sun.' The movie will air on February 25, one night after ABC's live coverage of the 80th Annual Academy Awards.

Diddy will reprise the role of Walter Lee, Jr. which brought him acclaim, along with the cast of the award-winning Broadway revival who recreate their roles for the new film, including Emmy and Tony Award winner Phylicia Rashad, four-time Tony Award winner Audra McDonald, Tony Award nominee Sanaa Lathan, plus star John Stamos. Good ol' Uncle Jessie.




Hit up Wooohah for more flicks and other entertainment news. Did you know about Tyler Perry joining the Star Trek cast? Wow.

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12.31.2007

Double Up




Us Weekly named D'Lila and Jesse Combs to their babies of the year list. [click here to check out all the babies] Now I don't talk about females until they start menstruating [rule of thumb!] so I'm going to keep my lips sealed. Besides, they're too adorable. Leopard freakum smocks and all.


They're trying to stand up and discover everything," father Sean "Diddy" Combs tells Us of his 1-year-old twins with ex Kim Porter. "All it takes is one look from them and my heart melts."


[Image via ONTD //Thanks PK]

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12.05.2007

'Cause Spreading Sperm To The Women of the World Is Serious Bidness



Why they felt it necessary to include that wack ass dance clip from "Come To Me" I will never understand. Kim probably thinks it hot though.

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10.08.2007

Cheaper By The Dozen


After months of denial, Diddy is stepping up to the plate and taking legal responsibility for his sixth child. Please hold your applause.

The rap mogul tells us exclusively that he's "committed to being a good father" to his 15-month-old daughter, Chance – even though the little girl was a factor in his break-up with longtime girlfriend, Kim Porter.

Over the past year, Combs' reps repeatedly denied to us that he'd fathered the child with Atlanta beauty Sarah Chapman. Combs now tells us he'd been holding off on acknowledging Chance as his blood until DNA tests had been completed.

"At first, I wasn't sure if this was my child," he said. "Now that it has become clear she is, I will take care of her for the rest of her life." (source)


What type of Marion Jones shit is this? Deny, deny, deny! He knew that baby was his when he bust a nut in Sarah on that faithful night. We all grown. This sounds like a bad paternity episode on Maury. "I'ma handle my responsibilities as a man if the baby mine."

The Diddster wants to be part of Chance's life and has worked out visitation and support terms with Chapman, according to sources. Combs has also been trying to repair his relationship with Porter, they add.

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9.20.2007

Unforgivable Women's Launch Party



ReRe the Body; Richie Rich; Eartha Kitt; Bai Ling Irina Pantaeva

While promoting his new fragrance, Unforgivable Woman, during a taping of a segment of the Rachael Ray show, Diddy challenged his female celebrity fragrance competition to a smell off. He says, "I am going to challenge my female counterparts, from J.Lo, Mariah (Carey), Sarah Jessica Parker to Gwen Stefani that my fragrance is better than theirs. I am a man, and I know how a woman should smell."

Sure you do, Sean. I can't wait until he release a body splash that smells like the crotch area of Janice's pantyhose after a long day. Be sure to check out Diddy's interview with GlamBlush.




One day these kids are going to sell a story to the National Enqurier about Diddy being their real father


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9.12.2007

New Sean John Commerical Too Racy For MTV


A new TV advertisement for Diddy's flatulence fragrance Unforgivable may not run on MTV, after the network censored the commercial due its provocative content. According to the New York Post, the new spot features Combs and model Jessica Gomez lustfully embracing each other in a hotel room and a stairwell.

During the spot, Combs pulls up Gomez's skirt and puts his hands under her dress. In another scene, a woman holds Gomez's breast and pulls down her underwear. West Coast Productions, who?

Executives at MTV objected to the racy spot and sent Diddy a list of edits to make to the commercial before it is allowed to air on MTV. So far, he has refused to edit the commercial.

That poor, poor model. I know the side of her face had a third degree burn on it after shooting for the commercial was complete. Janice Combs, get your son.

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Diddy's ATL Baby Mama Speaks

Sandra Rose spoke exclusively to Sarah Chapman, the mother of Diddy's first daughter who turned one last week. In a recent interview with Essence, Kim Porter confirmed that the existence of another baby girl and Sarah.

HEAVY, HEAVY!

Sarah's response to Kim's assertion that she didn't know her: "A lot of what you said is true about me and Kim. There's so much more to the story than that. She definitely knows who I am," said Sarah. "Yes, it's true, we've had words. [Kim] knew about my pregnancy prior to her getting pregnant. In fact, Kim and I met [Sean] at the same time."

Sarah stressed that she doesn't seek out the spotlight: "That's not for me. I don't enjoy that. I'll let Kim have that"

She also talked about the rumors that surrounded her pregnancy last year: "There's been rumors out there that [Sean Combs] offered me a million dollars to not have the baby, said Sarah. "If he gave me a million dollars I wouldn't be calling him every month for child support," she joked. "I mean, he pays me on a monthly basis, but there's rumors that he offered me a million dollars hush money."

About her longterm relationship with Sean, Sarah said, "He and I are friends, we've always been friends. I've known him for a long time - 13 years exactly. Sarah adding that they dated "on and off" over those years. "I know it sounds very cliché, but we really are friends. It's never been a situation where I'm trying to step on top of [Kim] or I'm trying to be in her position."

Sarah expressed surprise that Kim dropped her name in the Essence interview. "She threw my name in that shit," said Sarah, raising her voice slightly. Regarding Kim's revelation that Kim didn't speak to Sean Combs about Sarah's baby until after her twins were born, Sarah said, "the scary part is that any woman can be with a man and not even mention to him 'oh, I heard you got another woman pregnant' - that's really scary. For the longest time she never mentioned my pregnancy to him. She kept it a secret to herself so it wouldn't take the shine off of her," said Sarah. "I thought [Sean] was lying, but he said Kim never mentioned my pregnancy to him."



Sarah stressed she wanted the opportunity to tell her side of the story in a national forum. "I don't have a voice," she said softly. "I don't have a forum to speak about my child. He has the forum. I'm not a superstar, he's the superstar. He's theperson that should be out there acknowledging his child. I'm going on with my daily life and raising my child. We do what we do. We go to Sesame Street and the zoo," said Sarah.

"Now that she's lured me out, let me paint the picture. I don't want anyone else to paint the picture. Let me have a say so," she said. "I need to have a voice. I want to be heard."


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9.05.2007

(Don't) Do It For The Kids



I'm not sure which gossip site reported Kim P. did was in attendance at Diddy's annual white party first but Perez Hilton was able to obtain a picture of the former flames sharing a smile. Do I smell a reunion coming on? Or is that just fresh poo from the twins' diapers?

[Picture via Ya Heard]

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8.27.2007

Question of the Day



The five stud muffins pictured above were selected by Diddy last night as the final group members for 'Making the Band 4.' You better get a good look at them now because more than likely the next time you will see these guy they will either be holding weed for Foxy Brown or making the news for armed robbery.

WHAT WOULD BE A GOOD NAME FOR THE GROUP?

More season finale fun awaits.




Yung Coc



Donnie didn't make the cut but he will sign to Bad Boy as a solo artist. . . or at least that's what they are saying for now.



The always irrelevant Danity Kane

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8.07.2007

Making The Tang



During the season finale of Making the Band 4 Diddy made a "surprise" announcement, saying that the viewers will select which contestants will make the final group. You can log on to Makingtheband.mtv.com to cast your vote. As if it is going to make an actual difference, ha.

On the website you can find each contestant's sob story ("Before MTB4, Brian worked at a doggie daycare, walking and bathing pups. Married with two kids, he deeply cares for his family.") with an accompanying picture.

I just love the way they have the profiles set up. It's almost like adopting a child from a third world country

BTW, the above picture was soooo unnecessary but hey, this is what I do.

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Don't Try To Hide Now!



Diddy and actress Sienna Miller are sparking romance rumors again. Break out the Capri Suns. The alleged couple was spotted leaving (separately, of course) a night club in the party island of Ibiza on Monday.

A source recently told Britain's Sunday Mirror newspaper: "Diddy is expecting romance. He has candles and endless bottles of Cristal champagne on ice."

Jude's ex-girl won't know what hit her once Diddy pushes that 30 hour tantric filled wang in her.

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8.01.2007

Jokes On You



07.31 Diddy & Roberto Cavalli at his birthday party

The root box Kim Porter ordered last month is in full effect. Diddy's social status in Saint Tropez has been slipping like weave tracks in the Flavor of Love house.

The latest lapse comes courtesy of Kimberly Stewart (you know, the little YT girl who fell off the motorcycle on the red carpet that time).

Rod Stewart's socialite daughter thought it would be a funny idea to "steal" Diddy's Maybach during one of his yacht parties. She waited until the other party guests were too toasted to notice her snatch the keys and took the car out for a little joy ride.

Kimbo returned the car the next morning, but not before Diddy sent his team of umbrella carriers on a hunt for it first.

A source tells the Daily Mirror, "Diddy did not see the funny side at first. He had no idea it was a practical joke. He thought it was stolen. He had his flunkies on a wild goose chase looking all over the place for his car - it's his baby. Diddy and his minders were stressing out until someone piped up that they had seen Kimberly running off giggling with the keys and a friend in tow."

I can't wait for that white party, eh.

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7.10.2007

Kim & Diddy Call It Quits

People is reporting that Kim and Diddy have officially ended their relationship. Well, it's cheaper than getting a divorce, right?

It's over between Sean "Diddy" Combs and his girlfriend of 10 years, Kim Porter, a rep for Combs confirms to PEOPLE.

A source close to Porter says she has moved out of the apartment she shared with Combs, and into a new home in Los Angeles with her children.

The New York Post's Page Six column reported last week that Porter had moved out of Diddy's New York City apartment and bought a home in Beverly Hills.

A rep for Diddy denied the Post's report that the mogul's relationship with actress Sienna Miller caused a rift with Porter.

"There is literally nothing between them," the rep told PEOPLE last week. A rep for Miller also said that "reports of Sienna being linked with P. Diddy are categorically untrue."

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6.29.2007

Take That, Take That



My spiddy senses tell me that Kim Porter is fuming right now. Flicks of Claudia Jordan and Diddy have getting cozy have leaked to the net. A source tells Concrete Loop that “Diddy is feeling her” and “he wants to date her.” What does Maurice Green have to say about this?


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5.31.2007

Where's Black Rob?



Nice to see you too, Joc.

Between me and you, the verse on "It's Goin' Down" when he says "ask me how I know/it's me/surprise!" slays me every time I hear it. I don't know why, it just does!

Anyway, Assie, Mario Winans, Elephant Man and others joined Sean "I'll hit a bitch with a barstool for television ratings" Combs at the Bad Boy Up Front event last night at Sony Studios in New York City. Cheri Dennis managed to pull a Houdini and escape from a cobwebbed dungeon in Alcatraz to attend. Craig Mack, get on your job. Keep these broads at bay!









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5.21.2007

BOOM KAT! BOOM KAT KAT!

NY Daily News is reporting that choreographer (and all around annoyance) Laurie Ann Gibson has accused Diddy him of threatening her with a chair during a heated argument on the set of 'Making The Band 82.'

Gibson filed a complaint with the NYPD on May 11, claiming the argument jumped off when Diddy and guest judge Michael Bivins (yes, Michael Bivins) lamented over the disappointing performance of the latest group of contestants, who are competing for a spot in an all-male band.

During the April 25th taping at a branch of New York Sports Clubs in Greenwich Village, Gibson said she explained to Diddy and Bivins that the contestants had been given only a day to practice in order to see what they would do in a crunch.

Gibson said the two men began to yell and curse at her before Bivins allegedly grabbed her and Diddy picked up a chair to threaten her. She said she broke free, tried to run and Bivins allegedly grabbed her once again. Then she left, the complaint stated. (source)

Sources within Diddy's camp claim the argument was incited to add drama to the show and that Laurie Ann overreacted.

This entire incident could have been avoided if Ralph Tresvant was on the judging panel. He's a man with sensitivity.

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3.29.2007

Diddy, The 30 Hour Love Machine

Sean "Diddy" Combs has some potent staying power. The rap impresario is apparently also a sexual maestro: he claims to have had sex for 30 straight hours.

Combs, discussing his romantic stay in Paris with his girlfriend Kim Porter, told the London Mirror: "As soon as we landed, we went straight to the Eiffel Tower, drank champagne at the top and just kissed and kissed. Then we went up to my suite and had tantric sex for at least 30 hours, ordering up whipped cream and strawberries while we were at it."

Combs, who is not given to modesty, added, "As meticulous as I am with my work, I'm more meticulous with lovemaking. I like to do it for a long time."

Combs then toured the city of love with Porter, the mother of his four-month-old twin girls. "After leaving our hotel, me and Kim were driven down the Champs-Elysees in my Mercedes Maybach at 4 a.m., with music playing in the background and we saw so many beautiful sights together."

Despite his romantic feelings towards Porter, he's not prepared to get hitched, explaining that he "would love to get married" but he "isn’t ready yet." (source)


Didn't he talk about how meticulous his love making was in his Vibe cover story a few months back? Give it a break, Sean.

[Thanks Tamara]

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3.22.2007

Candids: Kim & Diddy In Paris



Word is that KP is pissed about Diddy's secret love child, to which I respond with a big fat WHATEVER. You and I both know that chick is not going anywhere. Even if she is upset all Janice has to do is take her out wig shopping and then for brunch. She'll get over it.

Besides, what are her other options at this point? Get back with Al B. Sure? Me don't think so.








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3.02.2007

Kim Porter Helps Diddy Shave His Pubes


Love means never having to say you're sorry. Apparently it is also a pair of smooth nuts.

A week doesn't go past without us picking up some random Diddy trivia. Here's another one for you: He likes to shave his pubic hair.

He believes that the smooth look enhances his manhood. The kicker is that he even gets Kim Porter to help him with the intimate job.

"I shave down there. I do it myself - or I have my young lady help me, because I don't want to get no nicks," said Diddy. He recently boasted his sex sessions with Kim have lasted up to 28 hours, and claimed they have experimented with tantric sex. (source)

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