Jokes On You
07.31 Diddy & Roberto Cavalli at his birthday party
The root box Kim Porter ordered last month is in full effect. Diddy's social status in Saint Tropez has been slipping
like weave tracks in the Flavor of Love
The latest lapse comes courtesy of Kimberly Stewart (you know, the little YT girl who fell off
the motorcycle on the red carpet that time).
Rod Stewart's socialite daughter thought it would be a funny idea to "steal"
Diddy's Maybach during one of his yacht parties. She waited until the other party guests were too toasted to notice her snatch the keys and took the car out for a little joy ride.
Kimbo returned the car the next morning, but not before Diddy sent his team of umbrella carriers on a hunt for it first.
A source tells the Daily Mirror, "Diddy did not see the funny side at first. He had no idea it was a practical joke. He thought it was stolen. He had his flunkies on a wild goose chase looking all over the place for his car - it's his baby. Diddy and his minders were stressing out until someone piped up that they had seen Kimberly running off giggling with the keys and a friend in tow."
I can't wait for that white party, eh.