7.31.2007

Guaranteed Fresh



Little People, Big World star Matthew Roloff likes to get his drink on [Dlisted]

Watch videos of Rich Boy, Ciara, Jamilla Farrakhan, Chris Brown, Tocarra, Larry Johnson, and others speak about what motivates them to work hard [I Will Not Lose]

Good Morning America co-anchor Robin Roberts announces she has been diagnosed breast cancer [E! News]

I know why the caged bird sings [HHN Live -- Thanks Jynna]

Eva & Mario are just friends, ya'll [Urban-Hoopla]

A breakdown of Eddie Murphy's Love Life, Nippy flips out [VH1 Blog]

Jonetta Patton joins the celebrity mama mafia [The Secret Diaries of Janice Combs]

Mel B shows off her boy toy [Juicy News]

WYCLEF: “Lauryn Is Straight Up The Problem” [Scratch]

Tupac rocks a smedium Biggie shirt in an overseas ad [Complex]

Got a juicy link you would like to share? Want to plug your own blog? Post it in the comment section!



And Now On To Dumb Ass NFL Players News


- One of Atlanta Falcons quarterback Ron Mexico Michael Vick's co-defendants pleaded guilty Monday in Richmond, Va., to his role in a dogfighting conspiracy he says was financed almost entirely by Vick.

Tony Taylor, 34, who will be sentenced Dec. 14, said he was not promised any specific sentence in return for his cooperation with the government.

The gruesome details outlined in the July 17 indictment have fueled public protests against Vick and prompted the suspension of some of his endorsement deals. Also, NFL commissioner Roger Goodell has barred Vick from camp.

- Suspended Tennesse Titan Pacman Jones is expected to sign a deal with Total Non-stop Action Wrestling (TNA) soon.

Last month Jones was charged with two felonies for his alleged role in a Feb. 19 brawl at a Las Vegas strip club that police said led to a triple shooting. The unfortunate incident left a bouncer paralyzed.

Pacman's lawyer insists that the deal currently being discussed with TNA doesn't actually include any wrestling. If he enters a pro wrestling ring, there's a chance he could violate his contract with the Titans.


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So Krispy


Chocolate Homer Simpson and wife Rachel Roy nabbed a spot on Vanity Fair's best dressed couples list. I'll be the judge of that. Other fashionable folks that topped the annual list include Michelle Bama, Tiki Barber, Lenny Kravitz and Liya Kebede.

Mama Stokes murdered the competition at the BET Awards and she can't get a honorable mention?! Blasphemy. Hand me my picket sign and Pro-Keds, I'm going downtown to protest.

[story via Bossip]

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Quick Quotes



It's been a minute since I've dropped a Ronnie hoe quote on this site. No time better than the present to celebrate a revival.
"Enjoy it while you can. Can't live off the sex tape forever. Have a second plan. Someone younger and prettier than you."
-- Karrine Steffans offers advice to Kim Kardashian on how to survive the Hollywood hoe game [BV Newswire]

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Star Tracks: Amy Winehouse



Stumble young girl stumble. Amy Wino exemplified crackhead-like agility when she lost her balance after sparking up a post-lunch cigarette. I should be the last person to talk about someone tripping over their own steps since I do it at least once a week. Luckily, I live in the South. I can easily play off my goof by cranking dat Souljah Boy while chanting "now what me doooooo it!" immediately after.


No Shit

Star Jones has revealed in a first person essay for Glamour magazine that the "medical intervention" responsible for her dramatic weight loss was the result of undergoing gastric bypass.

In other news, scientists have discovered that water is wet, fire is hot, and Al Reynolds is as zesty as an entire bottle of A1 steak sauce.
Reynolds, who weighed 307 pounds at her heaviest, says her ''out-of-control behavior'' began around her 40th birthday in 2002. Feeling lonely, she turned to food for comfort and gained 75 pounds over the course of 17 months.

''I used to look in the mirror and take pride in my figure, but that was when I was legitimately a full-figured woman,'' she says. ''I'd gradually gone from full-figured to morbidly obese.''

Reynolds opted for surgery after a friend expressed concern about her weight. It was a success, she says, though she found she was ''still consumed with the same anger, shame and insecurity as before.''

Her husband, banker Al Reynolds, encouraged her to begin psychological therapy in the summer of 2005. She learned, among other things, that she ''couldn't control what others thought,'' she says. She began to heal by talking openly about her weight loss to strangers.

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7.30.2007

The "Say Something Nice" Challenge



Fresh off his recent arrest, Ja Rule made an appearance at MTV's pool party rocking an eye-catching shirt. Let's do Brother Jeffrey a favor and say a couple of nice words about him. He's obviously looking for attention.

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Quincy Jones Honored



Naomi Campbell & will.i.am; Gayle King & Quincy Jones; John Legend & Kanye West; James Moody & Nancy Wilson


Quincy Jones receive the Grammy Foundation's Leadership Award on Saturday in Los Angeles in recognition of his lifetime commitment to social, cultural, economic and educational issues. The Starry Nights fundraiser featured performances by Kanye West, Gloria Estefan, Patti LaBelle, BeBe Winanas, John Legend, Alice Smith, Nancy Wilson and others.





Gloria Estefan



Alice Smith



Kanye West



Patti LaBelle

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Untitled (How Does It Feel)



My soul is hollow. Clickity clack for another [Possibly NSFW]

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Fight Music



During a recent performance Rihanna played peace maker when she attempted to stop a fight that was going in the crowd. If I had to sit through that performance I would be tempted to crack a Paul Masson bottle over a bitch's head too.

[Thanks Z]


Jay-Z = MC Gusto

"Do you wanna know what comes between me and my Calvins? Nothing."

Calvin Klein wants his royalty paper from Jay-Z. Not that Calvin Klein, but a former BK drug dealer. During a recent stop at Kay Slay's show on Shade 45 he claims that he launched Jay’s career and that Jay’s drug dealing past holds no weight.
“...Calvin Klein, a Brooklyn Don, my legacy speaks for itself. Jay had to take parts of that in order to be who he is,” Klein continued. “You have all these rappers talking about what they did; I don’t take anything away from them other than the fact the life not being theirs. You see James Brown get royalties for people sampling him right? I want my royalties for you sampling me now.”

“...To me Jay‘s a white boy on the inside, no offense to any white boys but to me he’s white boy on the inside and I’m waiting for time to tell what he’s gonna do with the outside of himself ,” Klein continued. “I’m surprised he should have done himself a favor and pout me on his team . How you gon let Akon pull me in , official Konvict. Akon provided the chance and an opportunity for guys like myself , Jay could have done that out the gate but he didn’t.”

After reading this article I couldn't help but let out a hearty chuckle. Number one, he is was a drug dealer name Calvin Klein. Two, his story is basically the movie plot to CB4. Lastly, judging from his photo it looks like he should be helping Beyonce pick out the wig she will be wearing to the 2007 MTV Music Awards instead of selling crack.

Al Reynolds, come get your boy.

[story via Bossip]




Fresh Flicks: 8th Annual Art For Life "Not So Mellow Yellow" Auction



Ming Lee & Angela Simmons; Kenneth "Babyface" Edmonds; Melyssa Ford & Brian Cox; Chamillionaire







Forest & Keisha Whitaker along with Rev. Run



The Kimmussell Clan



Kevin Liles & Nia Long



MACKADOECIOUS!



The Simmons Family



I Love The Smell of Fresh Nepotism In The Morning



"...daughters Beyonce, Solange, and Kelly Rowland." So Michelle can't get a name mention? I'm just saying.

I had no idea that Mama Tina was trying to hustle her, ahem, "couture" on HSN until last night during a phone conversation with my best friend. I'm always the last to know! Throwback Beyaki will debut her her clothing line Miss Tina on HSN August 19 at 8 PM and August 20 at 10 AM, 4 PM and 11 PM (all times ET) as part of HSN’s Fall Fashion Week.

"I love the fact that the sizes go all the way up [2 to 24]," (Tina) Knowles said. "There's a forgotten woman who wants a pencil skirt, too, or a blouse that's a little lower cut. Beyonce has backup singers who are full-figured women. Being a woman over 50, I try to think about the things I have going for me and the things I want to hide, like my arms. I'm giving them options with shrugs. I've been a stylist for so many years, I know how to accentuate the positive." (source)

RELATED ARTICLE: Baby Daniel gets his hustle on

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You Got The Juice Now



If you haven't already noticed my shameless plug on the side of the site, I nabbed a spot on this year's Juice list. One point for Team Chunk. That's not bad considering I started out 2 years ago not having a clue about this so called "blog game" other than the fact that I enjoyed doing it. So if you have been thinking about creating your own blog, DO IT.

If you're a hater or critic, do your job. By all means. I talk shit about people day in and out on this blog so I would expect someone to do the same to me. If you can dish it out, you can take it in. Bloggers (and people in general) should always remember that. Besides it's only the internet, shit! Log off and take a nap if its that serious.

But on to Barack.
“For the first time in VIBE’s 14-year history, a political figure graces our cover,” says editor-in-chief Danyel Smith in her Editor’s Letter. “It’s time.” In the exclusive interview — by American Book Award-winning author Jeff Chang — Senator Obama and those closest to him open up about personal sacrifice, his teen years in Hawaii, the Don Imus backlash against hip hop, and being “black enough.” The two cover images were photographed exclusively for the September JUICE issue of VIBE by renowned lensman Terry Richardson. Pick up your copy on August 14.


Weekend Catch Up: Beard Relationship News



The Saturday wedding between Usher and ol' Gucci-grab Tameka never happened. Oh like you didn't already see that one coming.
The wedding between the multiplatinum singer and his longtime girlfriend, Tameka Foster, was scheduled for Saturday. The pair are expecting their first child together sometime this fall.

However, a statement released by publicist Patti Webster exclusively to the AP read: "It was announced today that the wedding ceremony for Usher Raymond, IV and Tameka Foster was canceled. No additional information will be given regarding the circumstances of the cancellation, but we hope the privacy of this matter will be respected." (source)
Sandra Rose has more details to why the wedding was most likely called off.


People reports that Eddie Murphy and Tracy Edmonds are now engaged. Awww! isn't that sweet. Nothing says 'I love you' more than a beard for life. But why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free? [1] 'Cause something in the milk ain't clean, that's why!

"Tracey and Eddie were engaged last Wednesday," says the rep. "Tracey and Eddie are both very much in love and are excited about spending the rest of their lives together."

[1] Direct quote from Khia, thank you.



7.28.2007

Let's Play House



Kanye West along with his fiancee Alexis Phifer got their Zoolander on in the August issue of Harper's Bazaar. Hit up Concrete Loop for excerpts from the interview.

[Thanks Dareal]


7.27.2007

Guaranteed Fresh

Photoshop gangstas [Nah Right]

Lindsay Lohan:"The Black kid was driving" [TMZ]

Who would you let hit it fun [Bossip]

Check out the new Avon lady [Concrete Loop]

Floetry 2.0 [Young, Black and Fabulous]

The Beckhams meet the Queen [Urban-Hoopla]

The best of Pimp C [Miss Info]

JL'Orange [Dlisted]

Whoopi & Sherri get a brand new view [VH1 Blog]

Nicole is headed to the clink [Juicy News]


Got a juicy link you would like to share? Want to plug your own blog? Post it in the comment section!


Raw Emotion Live



Lauryn Hill in Amsterdam

Have you had your daily intake of live raw emotion? If not, swallow this.







Obligatory Usher & Tameka Gossip

Valencia Foster, Tameka Foster's half sister, is dishing the dirt about her past to the National Enquirer.
Usher’s new bride, Tameka Foster, has a shocking criminal past that she has kept secret from the R&B singer, The Enquirer learned.

Tameka is an ex-con whose first lover was gunned down in a drug-related execution-style shooting.

“Poor Usher has no idea who he’s marrying,” Temeka’s half sister Valencia Foster told The Enquirer. “He’s a wonderful guy- but Tameka is giving him a big-time snow job.”

The scene for deception was set at a “getting to know the in-laws” dinner in Tameka’s hometown of Oakland, Calif., on July 7 as the couple finalized plans for a July 28 wedding.

Valencia, 49, explained that Usher led a prayer before dinner, then turned to her and said: “’You know all the family secrets- tell me about them.’ Before I could say a word, Tameka kicked me so hard under the table she almost put a hole in my leg,” Valencia said.

“Then she pulled me aside and whispered: ‘Don’t tell him anything.’”

Tameka, fleeing from a troubled home life, moved in with Valencia when she was 11. “She arrived with $14 in food stamps in her purse,” recalled Valencia. “She turned out to be a nightmare. (continue)

Court Records show that Tameka has been arrested twice. In 1991, she served 20 days in the Los Angeles County Jail for petty theft and was placed on probation for two years. Records indicate she had previously served jail time.

We all have done things in the past that we aren't necessarily proud of so I'm not going to judge Tameka. Don't get me wrong, I still think she consulted with Mama Tina for a custom crafted roots box, but if someone looked at your life under a microscope they are bound to find something.

Besides, you know ol' girl sold that story to the tabloids to buy her kids some new school clothes.


Shining Star



Hey Maurice, don't be mad 'cause Verdine is styling on you! Photogs caught up with the Earth, Wind, and Fire members at Mr. Chows in Beverly Hills last night. Mr. Maurice is obviously not accustomed to the glare from the razzi's cameras but Verdine seems to be comfortable with the shutterbugs snapping his beautiful mug.

I'd smash. Although you could probably fry an entire bag of Ore-Ida french fries using the oil from his face.

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YouTube Clip of the Day



Watch Lil' Britney work her luscious smackers for the boys in this spoof of Lil' Mama's "Lip Gloss."


You Two Cents Required: One Hot Ghetto Mess

On Wednesday night my Mama called me cackling, asking me if I were watching BET's 'We Got To Do Better', to which I responded "Girl stop!"

'To Catch A Predator' > Anything on BET

Last night my boyfriend talked me into watching the first 5 minutes of the show and I damn near fell asleep. The reviews haven't been so great either.
While there were examples of trifling behavior and crazy antics, for the most part, the show seemed like a reject reel from "America's Funniest Videos."

Certainly, there are some camps breathing a sigh of relief: The show was roundly criticized even before it made its debut by some who feared it was yet another BET show that would degrade black people by presenting offensive stereotypes as comedy.

Given BET's track record, those critics had reason to worry. After all, the Black Entertainment Network has provided a seemingly endless platform for hip-hop thuggery, booty-shaking video girls, lowbrow comedy shows, and Toccara. . .

Instead, the show offered lame video clips that circulated on sites like YouTube months ago, and commercials that wouldn't pass the cable-access test. To make clear the show wasn't trying to pick on black folk, there were also plenty of white faces, as in a clip of a redneck Olympics-style event.

The show was racially balanced — and equally unfunny — on all levels. (source)

Did you think the show lived up to all of the hype surrounding it?


7.26.2007

I Vote No
LEND YOUR SUPPORT TO AN EXECUTIVE PRESIDENTIAL PARDON FOR THE LEGENDARY RON ISLEY AKA MR. BIGGS.
Join Def Jam today in helping to spread the word for the pardon of legendary American musician Ronald Isley. As a member of The Isley Brothers, Ronald Isley's career spans over 50 years, with countless accomplishments and a legacy of uniquely American music that has influenced everyone from the Beatles to Notorious B.I.G.

In an effort to protect Mr. Isley from incarceration for non-payment of taxes, we urge his fans to call, fax or email the White House immediately to help Ronald stay out of prison. The situation is especially urgent because Mr. Isley is currently scheduled to report to begin serving a 3 year sentence on August 7th of this year.
In lieu of the recent charges brought against Mr. Isley, he is currently in the process of a total restitution of his financial obligations to the IRS. Mr. Isley has also offered to perform for troops at various military bases to help heal the country and show his support for their tireless efforts to protect this country. It is important to point out that Ronald Isley has no prior criminal record, and has been a law-abiding, taxpaying employer since 1956. There is also concern that due to a variety of health issues, (Mr. Isley suffered a stroke in 2004 and was diagnosed with kidney cancer in 2006) without proper care Mr. Isley's health could decline further and there is genuine concern as to whether he could survive a lengthy incarceration.
Look, I'm sorry that Mr. Biggs has health issues and all that geriatric shit but maybe he should've thought about that before he decided not to pay his taxes for 20+ years. That sounds like a personal problem.

Furthermore, why did it take so long for this little Free Mr. Clark [1] movement to begin? If I were in his shoes I would've had my ass down at the Elks Lounge every weekend campaigning for freedom after I discovered I would be going to the clink. Yup, picture me posted up in VIP making it rain with Geritol and Viagra while simultaneously drenching my mate with vanilla Ensure. But that's just me.

[1] I watch Lean On Me twice a week. It keeps me spiritual grounded.

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Deelishis - "Rumpshaker"




No words.

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Snap For The Kids



Kimora & Russell; Mini-models; Kimussell clan

Ming Lee and Aoki Lee launched their debut collection called 'Ming and Aoki' at a tea party and runway show at their mom's Baby Phat showroom yesterday. If you can't get enough of the micro Kimussells be sure to check out the debut of Kimora: Life in the Fab Lane, on Sunday, August 5, at 8/7 c.










Crackhead Sprint



Amy Winehouse was sighted training for the Crack Olympics earlier this week. While running across a street, she dropped her Twix bar and looked worried as she received a phone call on her cell in London.

Propecia would still smoke her ass like a box of Virgina Slims in a 400m trashcan-hurdles race. That girl is light on her feet.


Glenda The Good Witch



Kizzy Rowland once wished her skin tone was lighter before Mama Tina reassured her that she was beautiful just the way she was.
"It's said that brown-skinned girls don't sell magazines and that's so sad," the sexy songbird tells next month's Essence. "I remember wishing I was more fair-skinned, but Tina Knowles, Beyoncé's mom, would say, 'Don't you know how beautiful you are?' She made me come into my brown beauty. I didn't get it, but now I do. I am chocolate and beautiful and loving it." (source)
The last thing Black Hollywood needs is for another entertainer to overdose on Ambi.

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Deliver Us From Evil


Remy Ma Shesus Khryst Trailer

Female rappers have more issues than Time magazine. When I was in 8th grade I had aspirations of becoming a femcee but thankfully I was too busy trying to scam kids out of their allowance to actually go through with it. Slanging candy and Little Debbie snacks was a better hustle move, not to mention it didn't require much work.

But I digress.

Kudos to whoever came up with the idea of Remy standing in the middle of the dirt road behind my Grandpa's house dressed crucifixion sharp. Mel Gibson ain't got shit on you.



New Flicks of Trina



Katrina LaVerne is back with a new look for her upcoming album Da Baddest Bitch 2.

Trina's bob is dope but the hairstyle is becoming more common than crisp white tees in the summer time. Hell, I even had a weave like that for a second, ha. It does look a hell of a lot better than that blonde Barbie doll mess she was rocking earlier this year.

[Thanks Jamar]






7.25.2007

Guaranteed Fresh



Shittar "Hottie" Taylor needs more people: "I have a single out now and it's called 'It's Money Banks,' and it broke the Top 40 on its debut. The member of Earth, Wind & Fire is Michael Beal, and it's produced by Man Man the Beatmaker." [BV Newswire]



The Best of DC3 Falls: Michelle, Beyonce, and Kelly [Thanks Jestine!]

Operation ex-girlfriend is underway [The Secret Diaries of Janice Combs]

Damn bitch, again?! [Juicy News]

You can't tell this dude nothing [Kanye West]

Kim K. chats with Bossip [Bossip]

Jay-Z's job hunt [VH1 Blog]

Artist Spotlight: Kid Sister [Concrete Loop]

Ushmeka to tie the knot this weekend [Sandra Rose]

Get your dose of afternoon fab [Young, Black, and Fabulous]

Mel B talks about Eddie's tranny orgies [Dlisted]



I Would Rather Wear A Platinum Fubu Football Jersey

"...You got a lot of Girbaud jeans ha." -- Juvenile ("Ha")

François Girbaud doesn't want you "rap people" rocking his shit! In an article for the New York Observer, the 62 year old designer talks about taking strolls through projects only to find "the same five-pocket jeans," flashing gang signs, and having to "speak like that" during conversations.

"Somewhere, the company was running too much in some direction, too much in hip-hop stuff," Mr. Girbaud, 62, told the Transom (perhaps taking a page from the playbook of a compatriot who last year expressed disdainful befuddlement toward rappers' loyalty to the Champagne label Cristal). He was wearing a black-collared shirt over baggy black jeans, which were adorned with a single drooping silver chain that smacked against his knee as he strode through the streamlined space. "To be just connected in the hip-hop stuff is other brand; there is people like Russell Simmons or Damon Dash or Puff Daddy or all this kind. I'm not the rap people. Sure, we introduced the baggy jeans, we introduced stonewashed and all this stuff in the 60's or 70's, I never target just to be ethnic. It's stupid."

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Quick Quotes



"I ain’t out here dressing up trying to be sexy licking my lips like old gay a** Ne-Yo. Licking lips and sh*it, ni**a. P*ssy d*ck in the booty a*s ni**a wearing all that gotda*n lip gloss at their video shoots and letting ni**as put makeup on their face. Yeah, I said Ne-Yo, you heard what the f*ck I said. Ni**as putting all that lip gloss on they f**kin’ lips looking like they’ve just been eating a pork chop sandwich with no hands.”

-- Pimp C does not care about Ne-Yo, Russell Simmons and rappers who wear "monkey shit"

For the record, I am giving this interview the side eye because people bored at home have the tendency to make up rumors and point the fingers to an upcoming interview with Ozone magazine but I couldn't resist posting it. 'Eating a pork chop sandwich with no hands' has changed my life.

UPDATE: I checked in with Ozone's editor JB and it is true. Check it. 'Atlanta is not the South.' Heaven, can you PLEASE give this negro a hug?



Kerry Rhodes' Surprise Birthday Bash



Kerry Rhodes; Melyssa Ford; Kia Shine

NFL player Kerry Rhodes celebrated his 25th birthday with a star studded birthday party. KeKe Wyatt (yes, KeKe Wyatt), former America's Next Top Model contestants, and that "So Krispy" child came out. What, no Blu Cantrell?





Keke Wyatt; Nik; Keenyah



Beyaki Takes A Tumble



Sasha fell down 12 stars head first in Orlando during a performance of "Ring The Alarm." The video of the fall was released despite Beyonce's request during the show that fans in the crowd not post the video on YouTube. I love it! This wouldn't be her first time falling on stage during a concert but I will give her props for continuing on. I would run off like a little bitch and tear my lace front off, which explains why I am not a performer. All jokes aside, I hope she didn't seriously hurt herself.

I blame this on Michelle. This is what happens when wig crypt employees' benefits are cut.


7.24.2007

Caption This



Kanye's chick Alexis, Kim Kardashian and that Danity Kane child...what's her name again?




Shopping Spree Thanks To Eddie



Page Six reports that Michael Strahan and alleged girlfriend Nicole Murphy were sighted shopping at the Barneys Co-op store in Chelsea on Sunday. Nicole purportedly shelled out about $700 for a few pairs of Prada shoes while his paramour purchased dresses and tops with $1,400 of her own cash.

Nicole and Michael need to procreate IMMEDIATELY. Their children would be very interesting looking.



You Sent It!: B. Scott, My New Love Muffin



Truth be told I could care less about interviewing celebrities. The opportunity has presented itself on numerous occasions and I always choose not to. Who cares? People like B. Scott are the types of folks I want to talk to. Gaymonn, watch your back.


Sun Chips



Perez Hilton's spies caught Star and Al (also commonly referred to as "Stale," which I find DAMN funny) relaxing on a beach in St. Tropez. In the dignified words of Trina, Miss Al is killing you hoes with his LV towel and mean sunbath game.










YouTube Clip of the Day



Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the illegitimate love child of Jermaine Jackson and Tracy Chapman.

[Thanks J. Fish!]


'Who's Your Caddy' Premiere Pictures



The premiere for 'Who's Your Caddy' went down last night in Los Angeles. Big Boi, Eddie Murphy, Tracey Edmonds, Faizon Love, Babyface, Sherri Shepard, Cedric the Entertainer and more came out to check out the new film.










Well Its About Time

The jury selection process in the R. Kelly child pornography case is drawing near, as attorneys for both sides reportedly presented their jury questionnaires to a Chicago judge on Friday (July 20).

According to The Chicago Tribune, Kelly (born Robert Sylvester Kelly) was present during the brief morning hearing. Judge Vincent Gaughan set the next hearing date for tomorrow (July 25) where prosecutors and defense attorneys will present him with a combined questionnaire form to be filled out by potential jurors.

Assistant State Attorney Shauna Boliker called the pre-screening process "unique in CookCounty," but necessary because of the high-profile nature of the case.

As previously reported by SOHH, the singer is facing 14 counts of child pornography, stemming from a videotape released in February of 2002 by an unknown source, that was sent to the Chicago Sun-Times. (source)



Work It Out



Photogs caught up with Venus Williams as she exercised at UCLA's track and field. After her workout she enjoyed lunch with a friend on Sunset Boulevard. Looking good Miss!


Today's Report



Ja Rule and Lil' Wayne were arraigned on felony gun charges Monday following their separate arrests after a hip-hop concert at which both had performed. Coincidentally, the video for Ja's new single featuring Weezy F. just dropped.

Both of you momofukuas need more people.

I would also like to add that Lil' Wayne would jump at the opportunity to record with a can of Bush's baked beans if it were possible. I'm not knocking his hustle, I'm just saying.

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7.23.2007

It Was All A Dream



The opening night for the revival of "Dreamgirls" went down last week at the Fox Theater in Atlanta. The play features Cindy Herron-Braggs (an original member of EnVogue) as Deena, Brandi Chavonne Massey singer as Lorrell, and Jennifer Holliday reprises her role as Effie.

[Source 1, 2, 3]







YouTube Clip of the Day



Beyaki attempted to 'crank dat Souljah Boy' during her concert in ATL on Friday but I've seen junkies around my block do it better. Nice try though.

[Video via Miss Info]


Quick Quotes



"I’ll take off my shirt in a second - locker room girls don’t have much shame. Once I was getting ready to go out and my hitting partner - who is my best friend and, like, Greek God handsome, walked into my hotel room, it wasn’t awkward for me, but he freaked out. I told him we had to get married."

-- Serena Williams reveals to Jane that she isn't shy about taking it all off [Check out Serena in the buff at Sandra Rose]



"In her position, she should be professionally riding the wave as a leader of the pack or sharing the torch gracefully, knowing she will get love from young ones like myself who desire mentorship. Wendy wants to not only hold on to the torch, but also crush anyone who dares to have aspirations for success. Her justification has always been: 'I'm not helping nobody, because nobody helped me.'"

-- Miss Jones on rival Wendy Williams

"...Everybody gets older and sometimes best friends do grow apart as the time goes on, but you never know what could happen. We might just pop up together and slap fire out of one of you. So don't ever forget that. What I can do, what me and Cam could do, toward each other, you punks can't do. So if one of you punks get out of line, I'm still gonna handle you. You understand me? Don't get the family business twisted. You will get handled, hardbody."

-- Dirt Angel opens up to MTV News about the status of his friendship with Cam'ron



Who Would You Let Hit It?



Alexis Arquette, Luenell, Chyna Doll, and Hottie at the Comedy Central roast of Flavor Flav

Last week someone sent an email complaining that I never do 'who would you let hit it' posts for men. This bud's for you. Drink up.


Your Two Cents Required: Booty Talk [1]



Deelishis calls up Trina for assistance on the remix to "Rumpshaker."

CLICK HERE TO LISTEN


[1] You are a perv if you caught on to that.


[Thanks Jamar for the audio link]



The Beckham's Star Studded Welcome



Rihanna, Serena Williams, Mekhi Phifer, Wesley Snipes, Stevie Wonder and others came out Sunday the official welcome to Los Angeles party for Victoria & David Beckham. The Beckhams arrived with Tom Cruise, accompanied by his wife, Katie Holmes, and Smith, with his wife, Jada Pinkett Smith. Now that sounds like a Sciencetology orgy in the works.








Shesus Hold My Mule And Incoming Calls



Lil' Kim at the Beckham's Welcome to L.A. Party

What in the seventh dimension of Boogawolf hell is this? If Ray J spent over $20,000 on a shopping spree and this is the best she could do I am handing in my resignation papers. I quit this bitch.

Tammy Faye was the only one in Hollywood who could consistently get away with bad make-up and she has passed away. This is pure ridunkulous shit going on right here.



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Like A Simp

H-Town rapper Lil' Flip was arrested on suspicion of credit card fraud in his hometown over the weekend.

Flip turned himself in on the felony charge around 2:30 p.m. Saturday and was released shortly thereafter on a $2,000 bond.

He is accused of buying a $671 Southwest Airlines ticket to Baltimore from Houston on June 8 with an American Express card held by a man identified as Jordan Salinger, according to a court document. Salinger, whose relationship, if any, with Weston is unknown, told authorities he did not authorize the purchase, according to the document.

Weston told authorities the ticket was purchased by a Kevin Frank. Frank told officials he neither made the purchase nor knew Weston, according to the court record, which also indicates a man identified only as Wesley bought the ticket by phone an hour before takeoff.

Damn shame, dude would've been better off collecting cans.


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7.22.2007

THE GOOD



Boxing champ and Dancing with the Stars finalist Laila Ali wed retired NFL star Curtis Conway in L.A. on Sunday, Ali's rep tells PEOPLE exclusively.

Among the 200 guests were Laila's parents, Muhammad Ali and Veronica Porsche Anderson, along with her sister Hana Ali, who was a bridesmaid. Conway's twin sons, Kelton and Cameron, 12, were the ringbearers while his daughter Leilani, 8, stepped in as the flowergirl. [source]



THE BAD



Bobby Brown on stage at his "Greatest Hits" tour


THE UGLY



The 23-year-old ‘Rehab’ singer sang two songs and then ran off stage for no apparent reason. She appeared again but stumbled over the words of her songs, mumbled cuss words, and constantly rubbed her nose.

Winehouse’s odd behavior continued as she began slapping herself in the face, hitting her head with a microphone, and abused audience members who tried to help. After she began spitting on the audience, many fans left.

“It was a bizarre performance. She was disoriented, disinterested and disheveled. I paid a lot of money because I was a huge fan- but I am not anymore,” one fan said. [source]



Where Is The Love?

Ha, what's love got to do with it?
Ike Turner will have the stage, but not the day, when he performs in St. Louis in September.

Mayor Francis Slay has turned down a request to make Sept. 2 "Ike Turner Day." The 75-year-old singer is scheduled to perform that day at the Big Muddy Blues Festival.

Cathy Smentkowski, an aide to Slay, said that when the request "was brought to the mayor's attention, he did not feel comfortable issuing it." She declined to elaborate.

"We were only looking to celebrate his contributions to the music industry. Many entertainers have checkered pasts," festival director Dawne Massey told the St. Louis Post-Dispatch. (source)

[Thanks Keisha]

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7.20.2007

Diddy feat. Mario Winans - "Through The Pain (Dear Kim)"



You know what would be something? If this whole break up between Kim and Diddy was all a promo push for this song. I know I may be reaching but this is Sean Combs were are talking about. I wouldn't put anything past his ass. The man's entire existence is one big publicity stunt. I don't know, something in the milk just ain't clean!

I want a free box of Cream of Nature for sitting through this.


Quick Quotes



People find it interesting to try to make me gay; I’m not gay.” So what’s with frolicking on a gay beach? “I went on vacation with two girlfriends of mine who, interestingly enough got cut out of the pictures. We found a nude beach, as far as I know, was a unisex beach…. We took off our clothes and jumped in the water. I’ve been trying to skinny dip since I was a teenager. I’m just grateful that the water was warm!

--Shemar Moore talks to In Touch about his naked beach pictures that ran in the National Enquirer



Who Would You Let Hit It?



Mr. Bean // Billy Ocean


'Making the Band 4' Chair Chunking Preview




Laurie Ann Gibson stopped by the Wendy Williams Experience yesterday to discuss Monday night's upcoming chair tossing episode, her new reality show, and other dirt. Visit Pop Junkie to take a listen to the interview.

In April, Boom Kat was fired during an argument with Diddy, and later “filed a complaint with the NYPD about that conflict", the New York Daily News reported.

Gibson claims that Diddy and Michael Bivins yelled and cursed at her when she told them the dancers had been given only a day to practice in order to see what they would do in a crunch. Bivins then allegedly grabbed her while Diddy picked up a chair and threatened her. She said she broke free, tried to run and Bivins allegedly grabbed her once again.


Ass, Grime, and Good Times



FOL2 winner Deelishis wearing her favorite freakum dress

The G.A.M.E INC. held its 7th anniversary party in D.C. last night inside of some dark, dank dungeon/reception hall looking place. Between the aroma from the food wafering through the air added in with the smell of ass and dirt, I'm sure it smelled like the inside of a garbage can in the summer. But the kids look like they are enjoying themselves so I won't complain.




Baby, Rick Ross, Lil' Wayne



TGIF!

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7.19.2007

Today's Reports

LINE RAGE AT DISNEY WORLD
Authorities say an Alabama woman has been charged with beating and kicking a woman she says cut in line at a Walt Disney World attraction.

Authorities say 51-year-old Victoria Walker of Anniston, Alabama was released from Orange County jail after posting a $4,000 bond yesterday. That was nearly two months after the altercation while in line for the Mad Tea Party.

A sheriff's report says Walker was with her 11-year-old daughter when she yelled obscenities at 35-year-old Aimee Krause of Clemont, Florida and shoved two children with Krause.

The report says Walker grabbed Krause from behind and began beating her until witnesses pulled the women apart. (continue)

BOOTZ TALKS ABOUT BEING EXPELLED FROM 'CHARM SCHOOL', MO'NIQUE

"It was about what all the girls should have been saying all along," said Larissa regarding her exchange with show host Mo'Nique as she departed the show. "(I wanted) to talk about reality and not fantasy. If you didn't learn anything then just say it. If you didn't feel that Mo'Nique was the right person to represent us on that show, then just say it. And I was the only one who said anything."

Ms. Aurora also told our Lee Bailey that she was very upset with Mo'Nique. Particularly when Mo would allegedly not allow the young women on the show to get any point across in a constructive manner.

"I felt that everything she feels the girls were dealing with, she's dealing with as well. And she didn't like that I said that. It was to be said. She needed to hear what we had to say instead of her preaching to us all the time. Instead of showing her faults and then us all moving on together, all she did was preach."(Eurweb)

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Oprah's Bash For Barack

Oprah plans to hold a Sept. 8 fundraiser for Democratic hopeful Barack Obama at her palatial estate near Santa Barbara, Calif., according to campaign spokesman Dan Pfeiffer.

Poprah is taking a personal interest in lining up the entertainment. Calls are going out to Jamie Foxx and Beyaki. No CURTISSS!?

To get in on the party, the maximum $2,300-per-individual contribution for the primary is being asked. Special VIP access will be given to people who raise $25,000 (they will be called co-hosts), with top bundlers of $50,000 or more to be listed as "hosts" of the event.

Obama already enjoys the support of Hollywood moguls like David Geffen and Jeffrey Katzenberg, and Winfrey's fundraiser is another chance for him to tap into money in California, which was his top donor state from April through June with a total take of $4.2 million.

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Wig Crypt Leftovers



Fashion writer Najwa Moses at Trace's 'Black Girls Rule' party

Fashion is all about being an individual and standing apart from a crowd so I can respect what this sister is trying to do and not throw her in the casket but . . . there is a lot going on here. But as Bruce Bruce would say, it looks good on HER.

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Dr. Love



and yes, that does say "qestions"

During some down time in the studio a couple nights ago I came across my favorite saggy titty thug misses in an article for Hood magazine. Khia has her own love advice column called "Tough Love" where she answers readers' questions about sex, relationships, and everything in between. Here's one of the letters:

Khia help me I been with this girl faithfully for 7 months and she havent let me glance at the pussy. I havent felt no titties or nothing what am I doing wrong. Shes not a virgin she got two girls. I don't know how much longer I can wait. The hardest part is she always wearing short shit, and khia she got a big gurilla ass. Please help me!

-Mike (Houston, TX)

Continue reading for Khia's response.



What's really Hood Mike? This sounds like some Jerry Springer shit, 7 months without even a glance at the pussy what is that about, you sure she's not a man? I know you said she has two kids but damn are they her's? You know there's a lot of punks out here getting ass shots and tittie jobs but for real you say you ain't feel no ass, titties or nothing. What is she saying about this because something in the milk ain't clean. What is she telling you when you try and get some, damn I'm lost for words. Well all I can say is if you really care about her talk to her and find out what's really going on and why she's holding back. Tell her your needs as a man and let her know how you feel cause shit she's going to have to drop them panties sooner or later and I hope she ain't hiding a dick under there. Shit maybe she's waiting for marriage this time you say she has two kids already, maybe she wants to do it right this time and if so you better start shopping for a ring or move...Next!!!!!

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The "Say Something Nice" Challenge



Hell Rell


[Thanks Ma Dukes]

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Scream On Em



promoting the tour at 106 & Park

Screamfest '07 is the sixth installment of the Scream Tour concert series and this year features T.I. and the series' first female headliner, Ciara. Lloyd, Yung Joc, and T-Pain was also scheduled to appear as well as additional acts. The tour kicks off in New Orleans on August 3 and will hit more than 20 cities before wrapping up in Los Angeles on September 2. For more information and tour dates visit screamstar.com

Expect someone to throw a bottle at T.I. and his subsequent bitch session at every show. Gotta keep up with tradition, ya dig?






NYC PRESS CONFERENCE





Australia Loves Bobby Brown



Bobbay and his new get high partner touch down in Melbourne for the start of his Greatest Hits tour of Australia. He had his full "I will shovel the snow in your drive-way for a hot grits sandwich and a sip of your 211" swagger intact as he made his way through the airport while the paparazzi snapped flicks. A couple of weeks ago someone sent in an email claiming that Alicia was one of the back up dancers in the "Rump Shaker" video but I haven't had time to take a look for myself but if she is I think that is just . . . wonderful.


7.18.2007

Guaranteed Fresh



Mariah Carey proves that photoshop is indeed the devil's instrument [Straight Outta NYC -- thanks Dareal, I'm working on your ip situation, lol]

Damn Rene! [Sandra Rose]

New Lauryn Hill flicks [Concrete Loop]

Tameka Foster is Runnin’ thangs [Bossip]

Ciara, T-Boz, Keri Hilson and more come out to party with Polow Da Don [Young, Black and Fabulous]

Miss Cleo makes her triumphant return to television [Dlisted]

Research research Research! [Juicy News]

Gary Dourdan beats the crap out of a photog [TMZ]

Oprah's dog Gracie kicks the bucket [Entertainment Tonight]

Hip Hop Honors news [VH1 Blog]

Got a juicy link you would like to share? Want to plug your own blog? Post it in the comment section!




God Help Us All

Variety is reporting that IFC is making a push into originals, acquiring R. Kelly's "Trapped in the Closet" and collaborating with the artist on 10 new episodes.

The net is expected to announce at its TCA session this weekend that it will air the original 12 episodes of the series, which became a viral hit on the Internet after radio stations began playing the audio version in 2005. The entire 22-episode run will also stream on IFC.com.

Series, which Kelly wrote and toplines, centers on the romantic and other trials of a character named Sylvester. "Trapped" is an early entry in a genre known as hip-hopera -- a rock opera with hip-hop themes.

Without ever airing on a traditional channel, it became a pop-culture phenomenon, with spoofs on shows including "South Park."

Kelly said IFC made sense as a platform for the property, which may in fact be more of a classic serial than a movie, because he's "always thought of 'Trapped' as an independent film."

Series is part of what IFC general manager Evan Shapiro said is the net's transition away from showing only independent film. "What we want to do is go from an independent film channel to one that is the voice of independent culture," he said.

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This Is The Remix



Jim Jones, Rich Boy and Yung Berg on the set of the video for "Sexy Lady" remix

If it weren't for Rich Boy and Dirt Angel gracing these pictures trust that I would not post them. "Sexy Lady" is right up there with the aforementioned "Beautiful Girls" and mosquitoes when it comes to my top annoyances of the summer. What Job Corps center/group home/boys and girls club are music execs hitting up for talent? Somebody let me know. I'm trying to get in the game.

The video for "Sexy Lady" is nothing but a back-to-school commercial for Sears with a couple of video chicks sprinkled throughout. All this dude needs is a book bag and a trapper keeper. I mean really, you have multiple outfits in your closet, *gasp!* Fukouttahere.







Jim Jones & his mom





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Naomi Throws A Fit



Video courtesy of CelebTv

Naomi Campbell pokes fun at her infamous temper by throwing a tantrum in a new commercial for Dunkin Donuts. After beating a tree and tossing a rock through a picture window, her nerves are calmed after drinking some iced tea. Oh if it could only be that simple. Check out pictures of Nay Nay on the town under the cut.







You Sent It: No Groupie Love



Unless you've been hiding under a rock with you have most likely heard Sean Kingston's "Beautiful Girls" either on the radio or have peeped the video on television. I swear he is talking about selecting the right combo at Burger King.

Sean made a stop through Boston earlier this week where he had an interesting run in with a groupie.

I wanted to give you the heads up on a crazy argument Newbie, Sean Kingston and a fan (groupie) had on air today. He was recently in town, brought someone back to his hotel room and she denied him the booty. He supposedly got upset and called her an a**hole and she came on air to dish the dirt. He ended up calling in to defend himself, they went at it on air. It’s hilarious if you want to take a listen, click here and scroll to "Sean Kingston refutes callers claims" under "Missed it".

[Shout out to Sara Morgan from Jam'N 94.5 in Boston for the email]




7.17.2007

Dog Eat Dog World

As if having herpes weren't bad enough, Ron Mexico is in major hot water with the feds.
Atlanta Falcons quarterback Michael Vick was indicted Tuesday by a federal grand jury on charges related to illegal dogfighting. Vick and three others were charged with violating federal laws against competitive dogfighting, procuring and training pit bulls for fighting and conducting the enterprise across state lines.

The indictment alleges that Vick and his co-defendants began sponsoring dogfighting in early 2001, the former Virginia Tech star's rookie year with the Falcons.

It accuses Vick, Purnell A. Peace, Quanis L. Phillips and Tony Taylor of "knowingly sponsoring and exhibiting an animal fighting venture," of conducting a business enterprise involving gambling, as well as buying, transporting and receiving dogs for the purposes of an animal fighting venture.
I'm not a card carrying member of PETA but it serves his dumb ass right. It's going to be interesting to see how the NFL handles this.

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Baby Spice



Pictures via Juicy News


Mel B along with her boyfriend Stephen Belafonte and Angel Iris Murphy Brown (Murphy Brown, pfft, they really set this child up for a life full of ridicule) returned back to the City of Angeles over the weekend. Mel's homeslice Victoria Beckham was recently slammed Eddie Murphy, saying "I'd spit in his food definitely. I would chop his dick off too!"

You better believe Johhnie is circling Posh's new block right now.

RELATED ARTICLE: Mel B's Boyfriend -- Look at Me! [TMZ]


Tig Ol Bitties



Blah blah, Foxy Brown gave an interview with Sub 0 but I couldn't pay attention to what she was saying because I was busy gazing at her Pocarras. Goodness woman! Maybe she is knocked up, ay?


[Video via Drew Reports]


Quick Quotes



"I apologized for that. What else can I do? Kill myself?"

-- Roger Williams University longtime chairman Ralph Papitto admits in a radio interview to dropping the N-bomb during a board meeting, saying it "kind of slipped out."

"The intent of the show is no different than what Bill Cosby is doing as he's going across the country and lecturing as he talks about the problems of the (black) community that we need to address.' Hot Ghetto Mess' approaches its goal in a lively way that will engage BET's young audience."

-- Reginald Hudlin defends Hot Ghetto Mess [story via Stereohyped]




Ciara Will Not Lose


Earlier this year I reported that Ciara had signed on as the new face of Rocawear's ladies. Ciara Harris.net was kind enough to send over the scans of the new campaign. Hit up your local Ross, Dots, Salvation Armani, Cititrends or Goody's to purchase this hot gear. Shop more, spend less and shit.



Question of the Day
TMZ has confirmed Dave Chappelle went to the hospital this past weekend because he was wacked out. But Chappelle's rep told TMZ any wackiness was due to exhaustion -- not drugs.

The rep says Dave went to the emergency room for "physical exhaustion." She says he was treated with "food, water and sleep" for about 12 hours and then went home.

Callers to a DC radio station this morning reported that Chappelle entered rehab over the weekend. Not so, his rep tells TMZ.

WHO WILL BE THE NEXT CELEB TO ENTER THE HOSPITAL FOR EXHAUSTION AND DEHYDRATION?


Is That Right?


Andre Harrell was photographed giving Michelle Rodriguez a smooch and two roses as she sat in her ride after a night of partying at Butter in NYC. What the cameras didn't capture was Michelle hurling chunks on Dre soon after. I'm made that last sentence up but it most likely did go down that way. I will give this drunk ho (call the NAACP) some credit since she was smart enough to not jump behind the wheel . . . this time and opted to ride shotgun.


Fill In The Blank



Jim Jones' birthday party probably smells like ___________________.


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D. Woods Sets The Record Straight

I do not in any shape or form give two wet farts about Danity Kane. Can we get another Total album? Hell, I would even settle for a Loon LP at this point.

While I am much more interested in watching the guys on Making the Band 4 argue and bicker with each other over scrambled eggs, I am sure there are a few folks out there who are wondering about the state of the group. D.Woods (better known as the girl from Lloyd's "You" video) chatted exclusively with Rap-Up about her acting career, not returning Aubrey's phone calls, and her new group. Excerpts from the interview under the cut.


Is Danity Kane still together?

For the record, I have not left Danity Kane. I know there’s probably confusion because I started publicizing The Girls Club in a bigger way. That’s why I have my two partners here with me because we want to make sure people understand what we’re doing and what we’re all about so that the confusion can start fading away and people can expect the type of stuff that we do.

Aubrey said that you haven’t answered her phone calls lately. What’s that about?

Well, Aubrey is crazy [laughs]. She’s on The Girls Club mixtape. We still have a lot of fun. You gotta really take Aubrey with a grain of salt because she’s like a big piece of fun. When she’s saying I didn’t return her phone calls, we probably missed each other’s phone calls and she was probably just thinking about that at the time. But I spoke to her the other day and we were joking around. I was like, “Girl, you didn’t put me out there like that, did you?” And she was like, “Yes!” I was like, “Alright, watch out because I got something for you!” We play practical jokes.

When was the last time you spoke to all the girls? Are you guys still close?

Well, we live in separate cities. I live in Atlanta and they live across the country in other places. I was on the phone with them the other day regarding all these rumors, but the last time we really got together on some creative stuff was when I put Dawn and Aubrey on The Girls Club mixtape. We’re gonna have it posted so the whole mixtape can be downloaded. Anyway, it was kind of my birthday party, a release party for the mixtape… My 7.7.07 extravaganza!



YouTube Clip of the Day


Alexyss Tylor (joined by two, ahem, "friends") is back again to preach the gospel about two faced dick. SOMEBODY GIVE THIS WOMAN HER OWN SYNDICATED TALK SHOW IMMEDIATELY. In her latest video, Alexyss talks about a woman who was "wo' out, dehydrated and half damn handicapped" after a sexual encounter. As with all of her clips, this may not be safe for work.

[Thanks M]


7.16.2007

Guaranteed Fresh



Video: Ja Rule is still rapping? WHY?! [On Smash]

Obama girl strikes again [ONTD]

Rihanna covers Paper
[Concrete Loop]

Video: Elmo pops, locks, and drops it with Chris Brown [The Fury]

Oh Baby! India talks about the gloss that has kept her lips poppin' for a decade. [GlamBush]

Check out south London graffiti artist Insa dope art [Clips and Kisses]

Star Jones opens up about weight loss [Yahoo News -- thanks 70ssouldchild]

Janet Jackson thinking about returning to television [Juicy News]

Don't send Common an email, just visit him instead. [Vibe Confidential]

Got a juicy link you would like to share? Want to plug your own blog? Post it in the comment section!



The "Say Something Nice" Challenge



Baby & Lil' Wayne go topless for XXL

[And while you are in the clicking mood, check out my blog entry about Remy Ma 's shooting spree]

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Your Two Cents Required: Janet Leaves Virgin, Joins JD At Def Jam

Little Penny Woods has officially left her longtime label home Virgin to join Jermaine Dupri over at Island Def Jam.
'She's on Island, but it's more or less [Def Jam CEO Antonio 'L.A.' Reid's] project,'' Dupri says. ''I let him deal with that on a day-to-day basis. ... Janet's record is one that he's wanted to do for a long time. He's very passionate about it."

As for the direction of Jackson's album, Dupri says, "I don't really know what he's got in mind at this point. His past record isn't shabby so I'm going to let him do what he's going to do."

There is no release date yet for the Jackson album, although it may be ready before the end of the year.

In related news, Dupri will release his autobiography, Young, Rich and Dangerous: My Life in Music, Oct. 16.



Straight To The Bank

Diddy's recent breakup with Kim Porter could cost him a stagger 1.2 million a year. Misa Hylton-Brim gets a nice $30,000 check a month in child support for Microdiddy #1, Justin. But as we all know KP has three children with him: Christian, 10, and 7-month-old twins D'Lila Star and Jesse James.

"With Misa Hylton-Brim receiving approximately $30,000 a month, there is no reason that Ms. Porter shouldn't be able to get close to $100,000 or more per month in child support," celebrity divorce lawyer Raoul Felder told Page Six. "That amount accounts for Porter having three children with Combs and inflation in the years since Misa received the ruling in her case." [What about the alleged baby mama in ATL? -- Fresh] (source)

It's cheaper to keep her.

['Take That' shirt available at Digital Gravel]



Miami Vice



07.14 The human sewer that is Dennnis Rodman danced on top of a bar at the Genetic Denim party at Mokai during Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week. Crack kills.





07.15 D.Wade, Gabrielle Union, Alonzo and Tracy Mourning cheesed for the cameras at Zoe's Summer Groove Ending Dinner. I've been giving the side eye to Dwayne Wade more as of late. Didn't his wife just pop out a baby not to long ago? He must've taken a page out of Diddy's handbook to partying while your woman stays at the crib burping babies.



07.14 Kim K. is always a lovely transitional subject. The conversation has suddenly switched from burping babies to drinking them. She kicked it with Eric Milan, Scott Storch, and Cecil Baker backstage at the La Perla Fashion Show.



07.14 T.I. sampled Tiny's forehead at the Playboy party at Cameo. Kat Williams, Fat Joe, and Alonzo Mourning were also in the spot to see the bunnies come out to play.



Kelly Rowland Collapses During Performance

Kizzy Rowland collapsed on stage from dehydration during a show in Lagos, Nigeria. She was taken to a local hospital where she was treated and released. Her rep Yvette Noel-Schure reports that Kelly is back on her feet and in good condition, adding that she will return to the States to continue promotion for the album. "She was taken to an undisclosed local hospital for a check-up and is in good condition at present," she said.

The poor child has run herself ragged trying to promote her album and work the graveyard shift at the crypt. You've got to learn to take care of yourself, Kizzy! If you don't feel like ventilating a lace front and would rather take a break, do it! You have seniority over Solange anyway.

Seriously, stay hydrated folks. This heat is not a game.


Quick Quotes


"I am happy, excited, completely clear and independent on my direction, feelings, decisions and I am NOT BEING LED. Some media and bloggers have been totally intrusive, they have misconstrued aspects of my personal life and, because of this, my 'true' fans are not sure about what is fact and what is fiction. There is a difference in stating an opinion versus drawing a conclusion that is incorrect." - - Usher writes to People about the rumors surrounding his relationship with Tameka Foster



7.15.2007

Caption This!



John Legend & Babatunde Raji Fashola (the Governor of the Lagos State) at the Artist Dinner, Lagos Nigeria




When Worlds Collide



I knew if I remained steadfast and prayed Bookem Woodbine would eventually land a decent acting gig. That horn you hear outside of your window is the sweet sound of his ship finally coming in.

Sike.

I should make "I Ain't Made At Ya" the clip of the day but I won't.

Bookem along with the stars of Saving Grace promoted the show's upcoming season in Atlanta at the Turner Summer 2007 TCA Press Tour. Starzilla also stopped by to talk about her new court show. I can't confirm at this moment but I believe that Al was back in the room trying to get his baby hair smoothed down just right on his forehead and fell behind schedule. You'll have to catch him on the next go around.




Shesus, Mary, and Joesph



Early Saturday morning Remy Ma was arrested for shooting a woman in outside of a Manhattan club. Shesus Kryst was allegedly heated over a $2,000 money dispute so she grabbed her heater.

Officers investigating a report of gunfire found a woman who had been shot in the lower torso.

Police did not identify any suspects in the shooting, which followed the escalation of a verbal dispute as a group of people left a bar in the Meatpacking District. The shooter was a woman in her 20s who fled the scene, officers said.

Three blocks away, officers discovered a luxury SUV owned by Remy Ma, 26, that had been involved in a single-car crash and abandoned. She was being sought for questioning, according to a police statement.

Sasha Tcherekoff, owner of the Pizza Bar, said a review of security videotape taken inside his nightspot showed the rapper and her friends having a good time before they left.

"The police have indicated to us that the altercation happened a block away," he said.

The 23-year-old victim, whose identity was withheld, was in stable condition at a hospital. (source)


7.13.2007

Audio Clip of the Day



Wigs, glasses, teeth, cane. It will make more sense once you listen, I promise.


7.12.2007

Crackhead Prom



click for full size || via Buzz Foto (while you're over at Buzz Foto check out Lady Di)

Bobbay and his new main squeeze Alicia Etheridge hit up an after-party for the ESPY Awards. According to TMZ the King of Caine started downing drinks as soon as he stepped in the spot and kept chugging until it was time for him to leave. Put him on the tippy top of your prayer list.

[Story via StraightouttaNYC]




A Task Only A Real Hood Hero Can Handle

When Bill Clinton cancelled his appearance at a NAACP town meeting in Detroit at the last minute there was only one man to call for the job. And no, it wasn't Al Sharpton. This time.



According to the Detroit Free Press, the No Limit founder talked to the audience about becoming strong Black leaders and placing value in education. “Don’t be afraid to make a change,” P said. “I come from the ghetto. I’m a living witness that you can make it.” Master P also addressed the controversy surrounding hip-hop lyrics, telling the audience that hip-hop needs to be fixed but it shouldn’t be used as a cop out for African-American’s social problems. “I was once part of the problem,” P said. “But I realized, by having kids, that if I’ve got to get in the car and turn down my own music, something is wrong and I’ve got to fix it.” (source)


Is This What We Can Expect From BET's Hot Ghetto Mess?

This morning I received an email from a writer over at Jump Off TV claiming BET had licensed the following clip for Hot Ghetto Mess. If this is indeed true I can understand why companies are pulling out.





ESPY Red Carpet Flicks



Mike Tyson & his latest victim; Christian Slater & The Rock; Dwayne Wade; Serena Williams; T.I.


The Espy Awards celebrate the best moments, top team NBA/NFL athlete with the most illegitimate kids and individual performances and most emotional stories from the past year in sports. Watch the show on Sunday at 9 PM ET on ESPN.





Winston the Danger Kitty; Macy Gray; Michael Lockwood & Lisa Leslie; LeBron James



Mary J. Blige; Vince Carter; Shaquille & Shaunie O'Neal; Samuel L. Jackson



And Now A Blind Item From Captain Obvious

Via NY Post:
Which hip-hop legend is going to go broke paying child support? Besides his known baby mamas, seven months ago, a member of his entourage gave birth to another child of his, which was the last straw for his girlfriend.
Golly, I wonder who that could be. Check out flicks of the known unknown and other celebs at DJ Cassidy's birthday party under the cut.





Diddy & DJ Cassidy



DJ Cassidy & Andre Harrell; Director Lee Daniels; Q-Tip; Treach; Jermaine Dupri & DJ Cassidy



Kanye West & Uncle Russell



Big Daddy Kane & Q-Tip



Sashay Shante



Don't let Wendy Williams see these flicks. Cameras caught up with Tyson Beckford as he shot a commercial for the 'Mercedes Benz Fashion Week: Miami Swim.' You better work.






Keyshia Cole - Let It Go (Feat. Missy Elliott & Lil' Kim)

Keylolo is back for ladies' night. The ohrunge-tressed singer premiered the new video for the first single off her forthcoming album Just Like You last night on Access Granted.




7.11.2007

The Wood



Everybody's favorite gossiping bitch Perez Hilton has pictures of Shemar Moore 'hanging out' on a (gay?) beach. Clickity clack to see Mr. Moore's love tackle. NSFW, of course.


Freebies!



With the 2007 ESPY's going down on tonight, A-listers and D-listers alike are in town trying to get their grubby little hands on free swag. If I said it before I've said it a thousand times, there should be some type of system created for these gift suites. For example, as . . . "talented" as she is Luenell shouldn't be able to walk away with a bag of goodies worth more than $8.21. Now a handful of free Chik-Fil-A coupons would be just fine.






Dwayne Wade & DJ Irie; Tiny & T.I.; Terrell Owens and Peyton Manning; John Amaechi



Phatty Girl



Picture credit: Just Jared

Do you have your big girl boots on? Mo'Nique along with five full-figured finalis did a photoshoot covered in body paint to promote the third season of the hit Oxygen reality series Monique’s F.A.T. Chance. The new season kicks off with a hour long casting special on July 21 at 10 PM ET/PT.


[Thanks Da Real]




Guaranteed Fresh

Superhead hooks up with Eddie Winslow [Young, Black and Fabulous]

Is Usher and Tameka in a rush to the altar? [Page Six]

Lauryn Hill's concert troubles continue [Starpulse]

Khia disses Remy Ma on her Myspace profile [Hip & Pop]

Brandy & Quentin back together? [Juicy News]

Is Foxy Boogie pregnant or just plain swole? [Vibe Confidential]

Behind the scenes look of Rich Boy's new video [Clips & Kisses]

What's going on with Deelishis? [Concrete Loop]

Kizzy Rowland's Touch spread [Urban Hoopla]

Nicole Ritchie's trial dates get pushed back [Dlisted]

Queen Latifah & Donatella Versace are the same people [VH1 Blog]

FJC weighs in on her son's break up [The Secret Diaries of Janice Combs]

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Your Two Cents Required: Al Sharpton's Anti-'Roboho' Crusade

Under normal circumstances I can never bring myself to tune into the Fox News channel, but when I saw Al Sharpton sweating out his edges arguing with Harvey Levin I decided to give my clicker a rest.

Harvey Levin, the managing editor for TMZ.Com refused to back down as he appeared on the Fox show Hannity and Colmes on Tuesday night and told Al Sharpton that he would not be "Imused." That is of course in reference to Don Imus who got the ax from his long time radio program for dubbing the Rutgers basketball team as a bunch of nappy headed ho's.

Levin ripped Sharpton for playing the race card. he dubbed him a bully. TMZ used the word "Roboho" two weeks ago in a humorous fashion review to describe an outfit Beyonce wore in performance at the BET Awards. In a statement to TMZ, The Rev said the use of the word was racist and misogynistic. (source)


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Al Sharpton to TMZ: Roboho is a big no-no [TMZ]

REV. AL SHARPTON: In Defense of Beyonce
[BV Entertainment Newswire]


Brandy Take The Wheel



File this under 31 flavors of all types of wrong. Ray J and Lil' Kim were photographed entering and leaving a party being held at the Hollywood Roosevelt Hotel last night. Word on the streets is that the two are dating again.




Go Back To Sugar Hill

Hot 97 on-air personality Miss Jones is looking to capitalize off of the controversy that has surrounded her name by penning a tell-all memoir. *YAWN* In the book, she talks about her time between the sheets with Barney Rubble, I mean, Busta Rhymes.

"With Busta, it was only sex," Jones writes in her tell-all "Have You Met Miss Jones? The Life and Loves of Radio's Most Controversial Diva" (Ballantine). "I learned not to trust a proposal of marriage made in bed."

The rapper gets one great big compliment in the motor-mouthed memoir. "Busta was as gentle as he could be, because he was packing," Jones writes. "Busta's lovemaking was not for the timid or faint of heart."

But, Jones adds, "The fact that our lovemaking never lasted too long didn't bother me, because I didn't enjoy his drops of sweat raining down on me."

Afterward, "Busta would stroll around the apartment butt-naked, then shower and go into the kitchen and fry an egg sandwich - for himself. I guess I should be grateful. It's not like he didn't offer me a bite." Of the sandwich. (continue reading)

Jonesy also claims that when she first met Jay-Z, "he turns and stares at my ass" and made a sexual remark. Um...





Anyway, if you feel the need to support someone who has made racist comments about Asians and Trinidadians, pick up the memoir at your local bookstore.

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7.10.2007

For The Kids



Lil' Wayne and the children are cool but who is that sessay beast in the blue freakum shorts? Rick Ross, you have competition.

Weezy F. Baby was recently spotted at the Riverwalk Marketplace in New Orleans with his daughter Reginae Carter and Brea Williams (Baby's daughter) for a live taping of 106 & Park. Birdman later jointed the three on stage.




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YouTube Clip of the Day



Today's clip features a couple of Mike Tyson's greatest quotes. As the title on Best Week Ever suggests, Iron Mike is either an idiot or a genius. I'm going to leave it up to you to decide. NSFW language.

[Thanks Simone]


Quick Quotes



"You know what, when the whole gay rumor [surfaced,] people were telling me, 'You're nobody till they think you're gay.'I'm adding this to that. Now that Karrine Steffans has claimed me, I guess I've officially arrived. I've made the second book, cool." - - Ne-Yo shrugs off Karrine Steffans, sets sights on Mary J. Blige [MTV News]



Star Tracks: Venus Williams



Venus Williams was spotted leaving the Good Morning America Show in New York City earlier today. She moved back into the top 20 in the rankings for the first time in a year, rising to No. 17 yesterday thanks to her fourth Wimbledon singles title.


Kim & Diddy Call It Quits

People is reporting that Kim and Diddy have officially ended their relationship. Well, it's cheaper than getting a divorce, right?

It's over between Sean "Diddy" Combs and his girlfriend of 10 years, Kim Porter, a rep for Combs confirms to PEOPLE.

A source close to Porter says she has moved out of the apartment she shared with Combs, and into a new home in Los Angeles with her children.

The New York Post's Page Six column reported last week that Porter had moved out of Diddy's New York City apartment and bought a home in Beverly Hills.

A rep for Diddy denied the Post's report that the mogul's relationship with actress Sienna Miller caused a rift with Porter.

"There is literally nothing between them," the rep told PEOPLE last week. A rep for Miller also said that "reports of Sienna being linked with P. Diddy are categorically untrue."

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Question of the Day



WHY IS SLY STONE DRESSED UP LIKE JUELZ SANTANA CIRCA 2003?

I've heard of the old man in the club syndrome but this takes it to another level.

[Thanks Netta Boo]





Picture credit: San Fransisco Chronicle

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You Sent It!: Mama Tina In N.O.



Hey Fresh!

While in NO this weekend, I got the pleasure to meet the head of the wig crypt, Tina Knowles. My friend and I saw her coming out of the bathroom and we got all kind of stalkerish on her ass. We chased her down paparazzi style, and her main gay tried to block us from taking photos. The whole time, I was thinking, “I have to get this picture for Fresh!” But in the end, good prevailed over evil and after much begging she agreed to take a photo with us (that’s me on the left). Although she looks crazy in the picture, she was actually very nice. Matthew Knowles however was not as friendly.

Just wanted to say I love your blog! Keep it up and keep me laughing cause I need something to make my work day go by faster.



[Thanks Kara!]


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7.09.2007

The "Say Something Nice" Challenge



Remy Ma's mixtape cover via The Fury

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Star Tracks: Mariah Carey



Mariah Carey showed off her newly toned body on Roberto Cavalli's yacht while on vacation in Salerno, Italy on Friday. Mimi made nice with the photogs before snapping pictures of her own.



Let's Do It Again



Solange celebrated her 21st birthday all over again with another party in New Orleans on Friday. Big sis Beyonce came through as well as Tocarra, Mike Kaiser, Q-Tip and Kevin Liles. Baby Daniel worked the door to make sure no one got out of line.

The beautiful and vivacious ANGIE B (sans her now signature red lipstick, damn) was also in the building. I'm such a stan. It's true.



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Like A Charm



Saaphyri's Wonder Woman-inspired bustier is . . . one of a kind

Flavor of Love's 89th spinoff series Charm School has been a guilty pleasure of mine since it hit the air. Over the past few months I have tuned in every Sunday to watch the girls compete in lame challenges for $50K. I am also an admirer of "Dean" Keith's mortuary make-up and Ken doll hair but I digress.

Last night's reunion special was everything I imagined it would be: A cornucopia of hot, funky mess. And I loved every minute of it. My partner in blog crime Rich has the inside scoop on what went on behind the scenes over at VH1's celebreality blog.


WHAT DID YOU THINK OF THE REUNION SHOW?



I Scream, You Scream



K-Ci in all of his cracktastic glory hit the stage at the 2007 Ice Cream Summerfest in Toronto last month. I already know what you are thinking; I don't see the correlation between my favorite frozen treat and Mr. Hailey either. But as the staff at Bossip pointed out, a check is a check. Add "crackhead grind" to the list of things that Kendu can't do.

[Video clip via Bossip - - Thanks Janelle]

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You Sent It!: Chock Full O' Nuts



Caption This

The always relevant (sarcasm sold separately) Shar Jackson recently celebrated her mom's birthday at Chippendale's. Because nothing says "thanks for everything" quite like random dicks gyrating in your face.








Louis Vuitton Don


Clifford celebrated the release of T.I. vs T.I.P. with a cocktail reception at the Louis Vuitton store this past Saturday. T.I.'s girlfriend/baby mama/ whatever she is being referred to this month Tameka "Tiny" Cottle, Jermaine Dupri, Polow Da Don, Jazzy Pha, former Project Runway contestant Mychael Knight and Young Jeezy all hit up the LV event to show The King some support. See more pictures at Sandra Rose







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7.08.2007

Read It And Weep



Karrine “Superhead” Steffans has written another tell-all book that promises to be more juicy and salacious than her first outing, “Confessions of a Video Vixen,” which recounted her sexual encounters with such celebrities as Jay-Z, Dr. Dre, DMX, Diddy and Shaq.

“The Vixen Diaries,” due Sept. 25 according to her official Web site, will follow her activity from the moment the first book hit store shelves until last month.

In an interview with King magazine, Steffans says “Diaries” includes tales of her recent encounters with rapper Lil Wayne and R&B singer-songwriter, Ne-Yo. Steffans said she hooked up with Ne-Yo after meeting for the first time on the set of Fabolous' "Make Me Better." (source)
Say something nice please.

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Live Earth Flicks


Round-the-world Live Earth concerts on Saturday will promote the fight against global warming in eight cities with 24 hours of music by the likes of Alicia Keys, Kanye West, Akon, Ludacris and other pop giants. Log on to MTV for more pictures and to watch footage from the show.


STARS AT THE NEW YORK SHOW



RIHANNA AT THE TOKYO SHOW



LENNY KRAVITZ IN RIO DE JANEIRO



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7.03.2007

More Reasons To Love Miss Celie



Fantasia, now starring in "The Color Purple" on Broadway, used some down time Thursday at New York's Unimax, a tattoo- and piercing-supply company where she had the jewelry in her clitoral piercing changed. She tipped $10 for the free service and was very friendly to staff, our spy reports. [source]
I'm just wondering how that was classified as a free service. What, did she get her initial piercing done there or did she use her star status to get an oil change on the house? I need answers.

[Thanks Bri]


Ciara Feat. 50 Cent - "Can't Leave Em Alone"


[Video courtesy of Real Talk NY]

I was waiting for Amerie to walk past singing "Why Don't We Fall In Love" after the 0:10 mark. I'm just saying. Other than that, cute summer video.


7.02.2007

Would You Hit It?



Tracy Morgan & wife Sabina // Picture courtesy of TMZ

We all know I'd smash, what about you?


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Tell Us Something We Already Didn't Know

Breaking News: LaMike's mom can be a demanding, obnoxious, difficult bitch. This also in: Fire is hot. Water is wet. Lil' Rock's cigar of choice is Swisher Sweets. Melinda Doolittle has a sexy neck. Sheryl Underwood's gums are brurple . . .

...Once, Ross reportedly clubbed an airline worker with a hat box, presumably unaware that the box contained a small dog.
But it was personal assistant Michael Browne who hefted the heaviest load of Ross' whims, Taraborelli says.

He put up with her then-9-year-old daughter, Tracee, who was known for carrying a notebook and pencil everywhere she went. If she saw one of Ross' functionaries doing something she thought was wrong, she would quickly jot it down and later report it to her mother, says the author.

Just before Christmas one year, Ross flipped out when Browne failed at his task of hiding $100,000 worth of wrapped presents on a private jet Ross and her daughters were taking to Vegas.

"I thought I told you I didn't want to see a single present," hissed Ross when she spotted one under her then-8-year-old daughter Chudney's seat. "Not one single present. ... Is it so much to ask?"



Star Tracks: Beyonce & Jay-Z



Jayonce in NYC last week

Beyonce and Jay-Z were spotted out and about in NYC before the razzi caught up with her on a shopping spree. Hmph, must be nice. The only time I ball out is in Target and Wally World. My Sam's Choice game is trunk tight.

KNOWLES RELATED ARTICLE: EXCLUSIVE PICTURES FROM SOLANGE'S BIRTHDAY PARTY [Boo Goo Doo Boom]



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Keeping Up With Kanye



Kanye (wearing the 07 version of LeVar Burton's 'Star Trek' shades); Prince Harry; Diddy

Again I ask, WHERE IS KIM PORTER? Suffering succotash. Oh well, she is probably home looking after Dijon and Starlight or whatever they named those twins.

Diddy and Kanye West met real life royalty this weekend at the Concert for Diana in London, England.

Both of the entertainers performed their biggest hits at the tribute concert which was held at Wembley Stadium, before posing for photos with the future king of Britain, Prince William and his brother Prince "Pass The Blunt This Way" Harry at the exclusive celebrity packed after show.

During his time on stage Ye broke the 'no swearing' policy and dropped a couple of N bombs before it was eventually faded out. Shame shame shame!




Kanye & Donda West

One day earlier Kanye made an appearance at his mother's book at Waterstones in London. Say something nice, please.





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