2.21.2008

The Horse Is DEAD


Tiffany (New York) Pollard will be back with a third season of her VH1 reality show, this time sharing the bill with her ne'er-do-well boyfriend George (Tailor Made) Weisgerber.

"The season is going to be called 'New York Loves Hollywood' and will follow her attempt to become an actress in Los Angeles," says an insider.

"They are currently trying to cast established industry people in Hollywood to be on the show with her."

Fingers are crossed for a hot-tub scene with her and Harvey Weinstein. [source]

Couldn't VH1 waste their dollars on providing the public with a show that doesn't inducing vomit? I got the perfect series for the network. Flavor Flav's mother and Sister Patterson hook up and take the country by storm Oprah and Gayle's Big Adventure style.

Hell, whatever happened to that Trick Daddy reality show that was supposed to happen a couple years back? I never stopped hoping and dreaming.

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2.01.2008

Uncle Ruckus Would Never Do This


Why does it look like somebody photoshopped this broad in? Better yet, why does Curtis resemble that one suspect youth league football coach who is always trying to lure kids over to his car after practice? Tuck your wee wee.


It's her party and she'll cry if she wants to.

During his performance at the Paris Hilton-hosted pre-Super Bowl party for 944 magazine last night, 50 Cent gave a shout out to Paris, who then started singing in the front row.

When the princess decided to get onstage and dance, the hip-hopper quickly instructed her to "Get the f**k off the stage." She started to cry and tried to plead with the party's production staff to let her dance, whining, "But it's my party!"

. . . While Paris was crying, Terrell Owens was having a grand ol' time singing along to every 50 Cent song and jumping and dancing in front of the stage. Throngs of girls were screaming "T.O.! T.O.!" at him from behind the VIP lines all night so when the Kim Kardashian's security tried to block him from the VIP area, the gaggle of fans started shouting "But he's T.O.!" and "But that's Terrell Owens! You can't do that!" Soon Kim & Co.'s vision of VIP grandeur was squashed by the presence of actual celebs and sports stars. [source]


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1.16.2008

Quick Quotes



"When the gangbangers would try to pull it, I was like, ‘Yo, I will f**k you up. And if you wanna call your cousin, call him. I’ll call me! I’ll call me right now.’ We were shooting TEC-9s when we were babies, so the whole gangsta image, that ain’t nothing.” - - Lupe Fiasco talks gangsta, gangsta for Entertainment Weekly

If you are what you say you are, Lupe. I rock with you and everything but you making this fan shit hard to defend right about now.

[Quote via The Rap Up]


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1.15.2008

Like A Prayer



The best candid photo op of Wesley Snipes, ever

Wesley Snipes went on trial on Monday for failing to file U.S. tax returns on tens of millions of dollars in income from 1999 to 2004.

Before court, Snipes appeared at a vigil with the leaders of several predominantly black churches. The pastors followed Snipes to the courthouse and continued to watch when jury selection began.

For this fuckery, I have no words. Don't go bringing God into this! If it wasn't Passah Kerney Thomas or DMX acting as Wesley's footprints in the sand then I don't really give a good damn. Send his ass to jail!

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1.03.2008

Free Publicity Season Is Officially Over




Chrissy's root box game is not be fucked with.

WATCH B2K's Raz-B is Hanging with Chris Stokes?! [TMZ]

Oh, and WTF was Romeo doing there? LDB couldn't get in on a free hot meal? Jesus keep me near the cross.

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1.02.2008

Oh Mooriah




Pictures don't do this broad's bird brain game justice. Roll that beautiful bean footage.


[Video via Stereohyped]

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12.05.2007

Quick Quotes




Crunksters of Cleveland you know you want Damon Jones. Or at least he thinks you do.

"Not only am I the most attractive player in Cleveland, I am the most attractive player in the NBA. If I decide to go out to dinner or a club after a game, you'll never see Damon Jones running behind any women. I don't have to. Women choose. If a woman is interested in Damon Jones, she's going to have to pursue me or we will never meet. I don't have to pursue any woman. I have what every woman wants. I'm attractive, I'm charismatic, I'm rich. I'm every woman's dream."

[Quote via Real Gossip 101]

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12.03.2007

Blame The Blunt


A producer from "The Montel Williams Show" has invited a newspaper intern to a taping of the show during which the host would apologize for an angry confrontation with her.

Williams, a patient advocate since being diagnosed with multiple sclerosis, terminated the Friday interview with high school intern Courtney Scott after she asked him: "Do you think pharmaceutical companies would be discouraged from research and development if their profits were restricted?"

Later, he confronted her and two other reporters after mistakenly believing they followed him to the Westin Savannah Harbor. But they were there to cover an unrelated assignment.

Williams walked up to Scott and told her that "I can look you up, find where you live and blow you up," according to Joseph Cosey, a Web content producer for the newspaper.


Oh really, Montel? Is that how you are getting down now, blowing folks up? I've been wanting to say this for years but now I have an actual reason to: HOE SIT DOWN! I would've gave your ass a pass if she asked you where you cop your weed from or said something out of the way about your wife but damn.

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10.26.2007

Fiddy Wants A Piece of Lance Bass' Ass


Here we go again with this competition for publicity crap! 50 Cent told the New York Daily News that he will beat Lance Bass in the bestseller chart after the pair released books this past Tuesday.

He says, "He doesn't stand a chance. With me, everything's a competition, so I bet you the end of next week, I'll be moving more copies than him. This is the same competition - this is Kanye West and 50 Cent all over again!"

But the former N'Sync member insists he will triumph: "50's going down, that's all I have to say. 50, I don't want to playa-hate, but there's a lot that my book has that his doesn't. I'm pretty sure he doesn't have any relationships with guys in that book. [I don't know now. Tony Yayo, I'm looking at you. - - Fresh] And I'm pretty sure he doesn't have any space training either."

GO TEAM LANCE! I hope that our zestfully clean friend beats the pants off of Curtis. And he probably does too (in more ways than one).

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9.18.2007

NEXT!

Activist Najee Ali, director of Project Islamic HOPE and a coalition of other black activists are calling for OJ Simpson to be given bail. At a press conference this morning they announced an e-mail and letter writing campaign to the judge in Las Vegas who has denied Simpson Bail.


Simpson should be presumed innocent until proven guilty, He has no history of ever being convicted of a crime. Alfred Beardsley, one of the sports memorabilia collectors who was in the hotel room, and who Simpson is accused of robbing has said he wants the case dropped and that he's 'on O.J.'s side.'

"Walter Alexander, 46, of Mesa, Ariz., a friend of Simpson's was arrested Saturday night on two counts of robbery with a deadly weapon, two counts of assault with a deadly weapon, conspiracy to commit robbery and burglary with a deadly weapon was released without bail Saturday night. But O.J.is held with no bail? This is judicial racism at its best and makes a mockery of the justice system.

"I'm not defending O.J. I'm defending the rights of all Americans to have justice in the legal system no matter how despised they are," stated Najee Ali.


Najee Ali needs to sit the fuck down immediately. I swear son fight all of Al Sharpton's leftover battles. This is the same momofuka who tried to get people to put their marching shoes over Norbit "being offensive" to Black women and Frenchie Davis getting kicked off a flight for almost suffocating a micro-YT.

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9.10.2007

'Cause Receiving A Moon Man Is The Pinnacle of An Artist's Career


Kanye needs to change his pantyliner. The rapper/producer threw a temper tantrum Sunday night in front of media and crew backstage as the MTV show was ending. While waiting for an elevator in a crowded hallway, West began yelling about losing all five categories for which he was nominated.

"That's two years in a row, man ... give a black man a chance," West said, stomping around his entourage and directing his comments at a reporter. "I'm trying hard man, I have the ... number one record, man."

West said he never will return to MTV.

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9.06.2007

And Who Asked You?

Superhead went running her dick suckers to the New York Daily News after learning that Shaquille O' Neal filed for divorce from wife Shaunie.

"On the first date, he gave me $10,000," Karinne Steffans told us yesterday. The infamous "Video Vixen" said she had a relationship with O'Neal after he became engaged to his soon-to-be-ex-wife, Shaunie.

"Over four months, [he spent] more than $40,000 on me, as far as I can remember."

In "Confessions of a Video Vixen," the video dancer dished on her romances with Shaq and other celebs, including Jay-Z, Ja Rule, Ice-T, Bobby Brown and Usher.

Which makes it awkward when she runs into the wives — like she did with Mrs. O'Neal in July.

"Just recently at the ESPY awards," she chuckled, "we both had the same hairstyle and everything."

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8.20.2007

NEXT!

According to a waitress at Club Home, New York was " racist, overrated, and crazy" during her appearance on Tuesday night.

The waitress tells the NY Post, "I went to her table and told her I think she's so cute and funny. Then I went to shake her hand and she looked me up and down, laughed at me and said she had a cold. But immediately after, she shook the hand of another waitress, who is black."

Then apparently she demanded to see new glasses on her table coming directly from the bar. "She told me someone drugs her drinks when she's not looking," the waitress said. When the staff told her it was impossible, New York began sending her bodyguard over to fetch her cocktails, while bottles of vodka sat on her table. "She acted like a rude, nasty pig all night, " the waitress concluded.

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8.15.2007

Foxy Pulls A Naomi

According to TMZ, ol' Wet N' Wild Inga was arrested for smacking her neighbor with her Blackberry.

The 27-year-old, whose real name is Inga Marchand, turned herself in to NYPD yesterday afternoon to be booked on felony assault, menacing, harassment and criminal possession of a weapon. She was arraigned and released on $5,000 bail.

Cops say the "Ill Na Na" rapper, who is currently on probation, smacked her 25-year-old neighbor on July 30 with her Blackberry during an argument.

According to police, the victim nearly lost some teeth, and her lip and eye swelled up. Nasty! A police report was filed and Foxy agreed to turn herself in.

She's due back in court on September 26th.


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7.30.2007

The "Say Something Nice" Challenge



Fresh off his recent arrest, Ja Rule made an appearance at MTV's pool party rocking an eye-catching shirt. Let's do Brother Jeffrey a favor and say a couple of nice words about him. He's obviously looking for attention.

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7.11.2007

Go Back To Sugar Hill

Hot 97 on-air personality Miss Jones is looking to capitalize off of the controversy that has surrounded her name by penning a tell-all memoir. *YAWN* In the book, she talks about her time between the sheets with Barney Rubble, I mean, Busta Rhymes.

"With Busta, it was only sex," Jones writes in her tell-all "Have You Met Miss Jones? The Life and Loves of Radio's Most Controversial Diva" (Ballantine). "I learned not to trust a proposal of marriage made in bed."

The rapper gets one great big compliment in the motor-mouthed memoir. "Busta was as gentle as he could be, because he was packing," Jones writes. "Busta's lovemaking was not for the timid or faint of heart."

But, Jones adds, "The fact that our lovemaking never lasted too long didn't bother me, because I didn't enjoy his drops of sweat raining down on me."

Afterward, "Busta would stroll around the apartment butt-naked, then shower and go into the kitchen and fry an egg sandwich - for himself. I guess I should be grateful. It's not like he didn't offer me a bite." Of the sandwich. (continue reading)

Jonesy also claims that when she first met Jay-Z, "he turns and stares at my ass" and made a sexual remark. Um...





Anyway, if you feel the need to support someone who has made racist comments about Asians and Trinidadians, pick up the memoir at your local bookstore.

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