2.14.2008

Hoe Sit Down



Great news ladies - - Ray J's dick is still on a promo tour! Brandy's little brother hit up Hot 97 to talk about the usual shit, Kim Kardashian. I find this dude super-hilarious. Son really believes that he is that negroid. Fukouttahere. I will be so glad when both of those momofuckas fade to black like Kim's ass in her new Bongo ads.

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2.05.2008

Get Em Sonya!



R&B singer Brandy Norwood's mother filed a lawsuit Monday against Kim Kardashian accusing her of running up more than $120,000 in credit card charges without permission.

The suit, which also names Kardashian's siblings Khloe, Kourtney and Robert Jr., alleges they ran up the charges on the mother's card in 2006 and 2007. It seeks the return of the money plus 10 percent interest.

Kim Kardashian denied the allegations, telling PEOPLE she and her siblings had Norwood's permission to make the purchases.

"We have her signature on all items," Kardashian says.

In the lawsuit, Norwood's mother, Sonja Norwood, who is also her manager, alleges Kim Kardashian had only been authorized in 2004 to make one purchase on the Norwood American Express card in Kim's then-capacity as a stylist for Brandy (Brandy's brother, Ray J, also appeared in the infamous sex tape with Kim). [source]

This would never happen to me. The Dealer's mom doesn't play when it comes to her re-loadable Wal-Mart card. I'm not mad at her! I understand that there are just some things in life girlfriends shouldn't have access to, no matter how much ass they are giving your son.

Mama Bush, keep your eyes on the prize.

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1.23.2008

The "Say Something Nice Challenge"





Brandy's little brother and Yung Berg [yes, he is still around]

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12.04.2007

BREAKING NEWS: Ray J Is Still Lame As Hell


Ray J is still trying to milk his little sex tape with Kim Kardashian for all its worth, which isn't much. You would think that he was piping her down Brian Plummer style the way he is running around town. Um, no. To be totally honest with you I've watched better mating rituals on Meerkat Manor. Zaphod is a beast!

He recently released a mixtape titled Ray J Unkut which features a very lovely cover. I want to get it in a velvet black light poster version and hang it over my bed. Class-ssy! Take a peak at YBF or under the cut.


[Story via YBF // Thanks Kaylah]



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10.02.2007

If I Had One Wish





This negro would finally fade to black.

BV Newswire reports that Brandy's brother is in the final stages of completing his memoir, tentatively titled 'Sex Machine.' The book will give readers vivid (no pun intended) details of his sexual conquest of more than 1,100 women.

Jesus be a wall of Valtrex around me.

Who would ever think that the little boy from 'The Sinbad Show' would grow up to become... become...this. He might as well put the final nail in his career coffin and submit an audiction tape for 'I Love New York 3.'

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8.09.2007

Reality Bites

Kim Kardashian may have heeded fellow Ray J. ball licker Karrine "Superhead" Steffans' advice to have a back up plan if she wanted to survive the Hollywood hoe game.

The professional sperm guzzling extraordinaire/socialite has landed her own reality show on E! Entertainment channel. Ryan Seacrest and Bunim-Murray are producing this half-hour comedy, which will focus on Kardashian's family and her step-dad Bruce Jenner. The show will debut in the fall.

And my Nana says quality television is a thing of the past, ha!

"At the heart of the series—despite the catfights and endless sarcasm—is a family that truly loves and supports one another," Seacrest said. "The familiar dynamics of this family make them one Hollywood bunch that is sure to entertain."

Shout to David Gilmore of Pretty On The Outside for sending this fantassbulous artwork! I've got to get a print of this so I can hang it up next to my dogs playing cards poster.

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8.06.2007

Attention Hounds



Brandy ghost ride the whip.

Ray J and rumored girlfriend Lil' Kim turned heads while walking the red carpet at Rodeo Drive Experience event in Beverly Hills over the weekend. I'm usually all for the distribution of celebrity sex tapes but I don't think that I could bring myself to watch these two humping around. Besides, gremlin porn is a federal offense in 37 states, Georgia included.

More flicks from Paul Pierce and Baron Davis' rough 28 year old looking ass charity weekend under the cut.


RODEO DRIVE EXPERIENCE EVENT


Jackie Long & Serena Williams; Paul Pierce, Shane Mosely, and Baron Davis; that Charm School child; Angie Stone;

LA STARS CELEB & NBA ALL-STAR GAMES



Brandy; Magic Johnson; Tichina Arnold; Would you hit Steve Harris?



Doesn't Paul look like the a random drunk uncle at a "welcome home from the penitentiary for the third time this month" cook out? I'm just saying, I can relate.

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7.31.2007

Quick Quotes



It's been a minute since I've dropped a Ronnie hoe quote on this site. No time better than the present to celebrate a revival.
"Enjoy it while you can. Can't live off the sex tape forever. Have a second plan. Someone younger and prettier than you."
-- Karrine Steffans offers advice to Kim Kardashian on how to survive the Hollywood hoe game [BV Newswire]

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7.23.2007

Shesus Hold My Mule And Incoming Calls



Lil' Kim at the Beckham's Welcome to L.A. Party

What in the seventh dimension of Boogawolf hell is this? If Ray J spent over $20,000 on a shopping spree and this is the best she could do I am handing in my resignation papers. I quit this bitch.

Tammy Faye was the only one in Hollywood who could consistently get away with bad make-up and she has passed away. This is pure ridunkulous shit going on right here.



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