6.29.2007

Guaranteed Fresh

Miss me? I am currently on vacation with Baby Daniel in the middle of the French Rivera, so posting will be slow until after July 4th. On to the links!

SITE OF THE DAY: PRETTY ON THE OUTSIDE

Oakland hosts Lauryn Hill's misadventures [ContraCostaTimes]

YBF chit chats with Clifford [Young, Fabulous, and Black]

Eve Cops A Plea,
avoids jail [Vibe Confidential]

Check out Hip & Pop's makeover [Hip & Pop]

Blanket
could use a few cornrows [Rhymes With Snitch]

Aretha the Body is a natural woman [Afrobella]

Claudia Jordan clears the air [Concrete Loop]

Golden Brooks hits the town with her mystery man [Juicy News]

Paula Abdul is not a drunk, thank you [Dlisted]



Take That, Take That



My spiddy senses tell me that Kim Porter is fuming right now. Flicks of Claudia Jordan and Diddy have getting cozy have leaked to the net. A source tells Concrete Loop that “Diddy is feeling her” and “he wants to date her.” What does Maurice Green have to say about this?


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6.28.2007

Spice 1 [1]



Have you heard the fantastic news? The Spice Girls are getting back together. *slow . . . hand claps* Break out your platform Sketchers.

All five Spices joined together for Thursday's unsurprising announcment at London's O2 Arena. The reunion, rumored—and downplayed—for weeks, was assumed to be a fait accompli once Simon Fuller, the Svengali who first unleashed the group on an unsuspecting public more than a decade ago, announced the quintet would be holding a press conference to "discuss future plans" several days ago.

"We are girl power," said Halliwell, 34. "It doesn't matter how old you are, 5 or 65."

QUESTION OF THE DAY: WHAT OTHER MUSIC GROUPS SHOULD REUNITE?


[1] I couldn't help myself. It's not often that I get to make references to West Coast rappers from the 90's.



Real Life Norbit



The phrase "if you like it, I love it" always creeps into my thoughts whenever I see Doug Christie being tugged around town on an invisible dog leash by wife Jackie.

I just couldn't bring myself to watch their reality show on BET J. (Actually, my wack ass cable provider isn't offering the channel in their premium service bundle. But let it be known that even if they were I still wouldn't have tuned in.) Yeah, I peeped their appearance on The Tyra Show, still I choose not to drink the kool-aid they are serving. Black love is beautiful but this is down right scary to me.

The happily married couple is currently in the middle of embarking on a promotional tour for their memoir No Ordinary Love.

MORE COUPLES NEWS: Ice-T, Coco Talk New Reality Series, Book



YouTube Clip of the Day



Reh Dogg is back with another classic! Listen and learn about online friendships. Some of you need to hear this.


The "Say Something Nice" Challenge


Jacki-O @ Ozone editor Julia Beverly's birthday party [more flicks]


Hoe Sit Down


Last week Shar Jackson took two pregnancy tests at her manager's office in Los Angeles -- and both proved she's not expecting. The test took only three minutes and she was all smiles after one of them read not pregnant on the digital screen.

What some people do to remain relevant.






Yac Is Where It's At



CAPTION THIS // Keyshia Cole & Kevin Liles

Yung Joc, LeToya Luckett, Lil' Kim, Mary J. Blige, Keyshia Cole, LaMichael, T.I., Ray J and others downed glasses of yac at the Courvoisier hosted party to celebrate Atlantic Records 60th Anniversary.

By the end of the night I'm sure someone made the mistake of telling Lil' Kim how bad she really looks. You know how folks act when they are "on that brown."

















My Two Dads



I keed, I keed. Have a sense of humor about this medical marvel.
In a statement the singer and his fiancee Tameka Foster issued to The Associated Press on Wednesday (June 27), the couple said: "We are extremely excited at this point in our lives planning our wedding and the joy that comes with expecting our first child together. We hope people will be happy for us and respect our privacy during this happy period in our lives." The baby, which is due in the fall, will be the fourth child for recently divorced stylist Foster. (MTV)

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6.27.2007

Guaranteed Fresh



Curtis and Ciara get close [Miss Info]

Liz Claiborne has died, my mother will undoubtedly pour out some Henny for her tonight [ONTD]

Separated at birth fun [ I Fux]

Kimora Lee Simmons knows how to be the perfect wife [Brown Sista]

Serena Williams hits the beach [Juicy News]

Bad news for Superhead [People - - Thanks Butta]

Jay-Z and Beyonce are best buddies [Dallas Penn]

Thank God for small favors [SOHH]

Kim K. is smuggling something [Juiicy Scoop]

Is there a beef between Janet and Madonna? [Sociate's Life]

Got a juicy link you would like to share? Want to plug your own blog? Post it in the comment section!



Kanye West - "Stronger"



Spoiler Alert: The best part of the video is when he bites down on his pillow. Niceee.

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The End.



Felicia "Snoop" Pearson

Say your final good byes folks. This is the last post from the BET Awards. I . . . can't take any more. You know how much I love women who piss standing up, so who better to end things with a bang than Snoop.


The Hottest Chick At Bingo Night



Irene Stokes is the type of woman you meet backstage at a Chuck Berry concert. And for that alone I salute her. Although I don't think that her son (Chris Stokes) is big enough for her to role with the Celebrity Mama Mafia but maybe one day Janice and the rest of the girls will let her hang.

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Zestfully Clean


Shawty's facial expression in the background = Priceless

Touch me in the morning and skip away like Bobby Jones! I'm so over the BET Awards that its damn near comical but leave it to Norwood to change all of that. Now THIS is what the hell I call delicious tang, my friend. You want a glass?

Serve him up with a side of love me long time and send him this way.

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The "Say Something Nice" Challenge



Sheryl Underwood & Larry Birkhead

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Oh Is That Right?

Alright folks, here we go. Almost immediately after Beyonce's performance (click here to watch) my inbox was filled with messages claiming that she swagger jacked YT. *long pause for dramatic effect* Again. Since I don't keep up with Kylie Minogue "like that" I had no idea. You make the call.

KYLIE



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6.26.2007

That Was . . . Interesting



I am too through to upload all the pictures from the show, sue me.

Press room - Show - Photo Gallery - Backstage & Audience - Arrivals - 106 & Park

Good night, America.



The After burn: The 2007 BET Awards



This is your spot. Talk about the show as it broadcasts or wait until the credits roll. I can't wait to read your commentary!



B.Y.O.B. (Bring Your Own Biscuits)



T.I. & Tiny; My favorite A&R to cupcake with on AIM, Sickamore!; Erykah Badu; Go the hell home; Reggie Bush

T.I.P. or whatever he is calling himself this week teamed up with Courvoisier to celebrate his forthcoming album T.I. vs T.I.P. last night. With the BET Awards in town all types of random Black folks came through to enjoy the open bar and hot wings show Cliff some love.

Unfortunately Young Dro wasn't able to attend because he was busy washing cars on the side of Old National Hwy. but maybe we'll luck up and see him tonight. Hit up Concrete Loop for more flicks.




Tyrese, Tank and Ginuwine



That Danity Kane child; Mario; Lyfe Jennings; Hits

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What's My Momofuqin' Name?

For this I have no words:
Baby Autumn Brown has a name to live up - in fact she has over 25 of them.

The little girl's mother Maria, in keeping with her boxing-mad family's bizarre tradition, decided to give her 25 middle names - all culled from the greatest exponents inside the ring.

Her full name, which left register office staff in Perton, Wolverhampton reeling is: Autumn Sullivan Corbett Fitzsimmons Jeffries Hart Burns Johnson Willard Dempsey Tunney Schmeling Sharkey Carnera Baer Braddock Louis Charles Walcott Marciano Patterson Johansson Liston Clay Frazier Foreman Brown.



Maria told the city's Express and Star: "The whole thing came about because both my mum and dad are obsessed with boxing and have a bit of a daft sense of humour.

"When I was young I couldn't ever remember my name. It took me to the age of 10 to memorise it all."

The 33-year-old mother added: "I'm hoping Autumn has a good sense of humour with her name. It's never done me any harm though."

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Question of the Day



Flashback: A peak inside the 'Rip The Runway' gift bag


WHAT TYPE OF GOODIES SHOULD THE PRESENTERS & WINNERS AT THE 2007 BET AWARDS EXPECT TO RECEIVE?


ASCAP's Rhythm & Soul Awards



The 20th Anniversary ASCAP Rhythm and Soul Music Awards were held last night at the Millennium Biltmore Hotel in Los Angeles. Mary J. Blige, Johntá Austin and Jermaine Dupri shared the coveted Songwriter of the Year title.

RELATED ARTICLE: Mary J. Blige & Jermaine Dupri honored for their pen game at ASCAP awards





LeToya Luckett; Keyshia Cole; Ne-Yo; Michelle Williams; Jordin Sparks



Montell Jordan, Akon and Coffey Anderson



Quick, Call Al Sharpton!

Frenchie Davis is alleging that she was the victim of racism by a passenger and flight attendants on Alaska Air. The former American Idol contestant plans to speak about the ordeal at a press conference on Thursday in L.A.

Press release via Eurweb:

The “American Idol” vet was seated by the window at 1:30 p.m. for a scheduled 1:55 p.m. take off on Friday. A man and his son had the seats next to Frenchie, but the boy complained that he didn’t want to sit next to the “big black person,” Davis’ rep says.

The man asked Frenchie to put her armrest down between her and the boy, but Frenchie had already fallen asleep as the plane began to taxi down the runway.

According to her rep, the man “stands up and shakes Frenchie violently saying wake up and put the armrest down right now. She tells him to take his hands off her.”

The man allegedly asked flight attendants to call security because this “big black woman is harassing him,” the rep recounts. She says two flight attendants respond, but don't bother to ask Frenchie to tell her side of the story. They just demand that she move.

Activist Najee Ali, who came to Davis' defense during the Antonella Barba-double standard fall out, is slated to speak at the press conference while simultaneously plugging his new line of low carb bean pies. Kidding.

Jesus be another approach to the art of staying relevant without claiming racism.




Baby Love



Just one week after welcoming his first child into the world, Tiger & Elin Woods has released the first photos of their beautiful baby daughter. Pictures of Sam Alexis Woods, born June 18, were posted on TigerWoods.com on Monday, giving the world their first peak of the newborn. Cutie pie!

[Thanks DaReal]

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YouTube Clip of the Day

Today's clip is a funny spin on those infamous Cingular commercials. Check it!



6.25.2007

The Hills Have Eyes



BET Awards Backstage Creations Talent Retreat

I love Jennifer Holliday like long weekends and free cable but I never realized her wonk game was so strong. Seriously, her eyes are scattered like hash browns. It looks like if you press down on her eye lids those things are going to pop up like the dice inside that plastic bubble on the Trouble game board.

Yeah, I don't think I am going to bother reproducing. I talk about people entirely too damn much.


[Thanks Reen for destroying me, thanks a lot.]

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Guaranteed Fresh

Jay-Z curses out Larry Johnson for appearing in Fantasia's video [Juiicy Scoop]

Check out my cyber buddy Keith Boykin on BET's Meet The Faith [Keith Boykin]

Tameka Foster and Jamie Foxx compare penis sizes joke around [Juicy News]

Meet your favorite DJ's favorite DJ [Clips & Kisses]

Weezy F. Baby addresses his album leak, the ladies and other projects [Hood Hype]

Celebs are Gearing up for the BET Awards [Concrete Loop]

Suge Knight's mansion is on the market but how many bodies are buried in the backyard? [Hip & Pop]

Ne-Yo's babymama puts him on blast in a song [Young,Black and Fabulous]

Flavor Flav ordered to pay $1.8 million to a former neighbor he shot in '93 [VH1 Blog]

Go wall to wall with Chris Brown [Urban Hoopla]

The other "M" word [Broke Thought$]


Got a juicy link you would like to share? Want to plug your own blog? Post it in the comment section!


Star Tracks: Vivica A. Fox & 50 Cent



Aunt Viv and BJ Coleman were sighted at an affair for Kedar K'orus wine on Sunday evening. Mr. Coleman is best known for his dedication as Kimora's loyal right-hand tampon puller. The pair also attended an event for Illusions Cosmetics. Woo hoo.





Ne-Yo is that you? Nah, just Curtis. He was photographed exiting Central Islip Court this morning where he is in a custody battle with his babymama Shaniqua Thompkins.




Crazy In Love



Homer Simpson's chocolate covered twin had a public argument with his always fresh to death designer wife at Socialista on Wednesday night.

"They got into a screaming match," said a witness. Dash, who co-owns the club, was spotted at Cipriani Downtown before hitting the after-party for Lorraine Schwartz around midnight. "He was in an altered state," said our spy. "Rachel was curled up on a couch with another guy, and when he saw her he flipped and stormed out." Roy stayed put, but Dash headed back to Cipriani. A rep for Dash says, "There's no trouble."

The Rev. Freshlo Dollar will be holding a marriage retreat this Saturday starting at 11 am at the Embassy Suites. All couples are invited to attend.



Question of the Day



"HHW exclusive! Our day with Terrence and Rocsi." They need to quit. Ain't shit exclusive or interesting about chronicling a day of working the drive-thru window at Checker's.

But I digress.

AND THIS IS TABLOID FODDER BECAUSE . . . ?


[Check Trina Fan for more scans]




The Eagle Has Touchdown


Even though he's not my man, I'm not his girl, I call Evan my shaaaawty.

LaMike got his mind right for the 2007 BET Awards by laying down pipe in Hollywood. That's right, the boy dished out back shots to your favorite celebutant sluts until their asses were the same colors as pomegranates, partnah! Or at least that's what I think. Last night Chudney's little bro hit up The Producers' Ball before heading out to Kevin Liles' little shindig.




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You Can't Take Black Folks Anywhere


T.I. in the August 2007 issue of Vibe

Clifford reportedly was involved in a fight at the Sunset Tower Hotel in West Hollywood with Chaka Zulu, Ludacris’ manager, during Kevin Liles' "Make It Happen" luncheon on Sunday. According to witnesses, T.I. (or was it T.I.P.) punched Chaka Zulu in the face and a small, quick scuffle began.

I hope this fight went down after 8pm because it is too hot to be expending energy while the sun is out.






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What . . . Why?



Keyshia Cole and Fabolous are set to star in "Only The Hood Dies Young" produced by fashion designer Karl Lagerfeld. "The story is about a young man whose social dynamics and whirlwinded into the drug life, being that his economic disadvantage situation via his mother's drug addiction," said up and coming director Robert Yasim Wright.

"He has a love interest, his girlfriend, which will be played by Keyshia Cole. It's a cautionary tale and depicts a generation that's lost. Fabolous is the main character, Jeffrey Green."

I'm going to direct my own straight to VHS movie hood, urban, ghetto, street tale called "The 1st & 15th." NEXT!

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Karma, Much?



Fox Boogie's got her pockets went into, mugged crack, tumbleweed yaki snatched, and hearing aid pulled out by three of her ex-boyfriend's female friends at 5:30 am in Brooklyn on Saturday morning. The fight went down after she dumped her Dealer when she discovered that he was a pimp.

The two were in his car in East New York, and she "was giving him the heave-ho," one source said.

"This ex-boyfriend called some of his women, and they pounced on her," another police source said. "They beat her bad. They ripped out her hair weave. Her hair was a mess - and that seems to be what she cared about most."

The women also stole Brown's handbag and $500, the sources said.

That's what she gets for messing with Mr. Miyagi's cousins in the nail shop. With her bitch ass. If I was there I would've tried to get a couple licks in and crack a Paul Masson bottle over her head.

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6.22.2007

Happy Hour



Jazze Pha & Keny Burns @ Heineken Premium Light Slim Can Launch

For a man of his size Jazze Pha's tittyballs are surprisingly small. Eh, normally I don't like to deal with anything under a C cup but since his swag is Easter Sunday official (everyday!) I am willing to look past his petite tits.

I am going to have to deduct points from his total score for walking around with that cockroach attached to his ear. I'm so tired of people walking around talking on Bluetooths while using a pay-as-you-go cell. Boys and girls please leave it alone.

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Donkey's The Dad


Eddie on set of "Starship Dave" (don't ask me WTF is going on here)

Melanie Brown's rep Liza Anderson has confirmed to People that Eddie Murphy is the father of her 2-month-old daughter. The results of the DNA test, which Murphy took on June 11, were received by Brown on Thursday afternoon, says Anderson.

Murphy's rep declined to comment. Yeah, I wouldn't have anything to say either. You know Scary Spice is kicking back laughing like Young Jeezy's adlibs right about now.

[Thanks Shaunnie]



Question of the Day

WHICH COUPLE SHOULD RELEASE A SEX TAPE AS A CAREER BOOSTER?



I'm Just Saying . . .



“Let’s just say, brothers fight, mothers and sons fight, husband and wife fight, there’s some family things goin on, ya dig … It’s still Dipset by all means, don’t nobody get that twisted. We entitled to feud.” -- PigPen speaks to MTV Raw about the rumored beef between himself and Cam'ron
Two arguments I know they will never have are a) who will jump in the shower first and b) who will clean that momofuka out. That shit is spotless, ya dig?

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Star Tracks: Fantasia & Zion



Tasia brought daughter Zion to work with her now that Zion is out of school for the summer. Ticket sales have gone over the roof with advance sales nearing $10 million. The play has been a huge success since adding the former 'American Idol' star to its cast in the leading role. The show has attracted many bus tours from church groups, student groups, labor groups, and even family reunions. Good for Fanny Mae!

I hate to steal her thunder but I have an announcement to make. With kids being out of school until the Fall, I am making plans to go on a Heely's rampage in Wal-Mart before the end of this month. Every child that slides pasts my shopping cart will be subject to any malice behavior I feel like displaying at the time. You better give your kids a pep talk before you walk in the store.

And I'm dead ass serious.


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Brandy And Tyrese Are Not Getting Married

Moesha and the Zodiac Freak are not enganged. So stop emailing me about it, please.
R&B star Brandy's publicist has laughed off reports his client is to wed actor/singer Tyrese, insisting the story is all just a big mix up. But Courtney Barnes reveals Tyrese is, in fact, engaged to wed the mother of his unborn child.

The mix up happened when Tyrese proposed to his girlfriend, Norma, at a baby shower party Brandy threw at her Los Angeles home on June 7.

Barnes says, "There's no truth to the rumors Tyrese proposed to Brandy; he actually asked his girlfriend to marry him during the shower."
Is the woman he plans on tying the knot with the same chick that accused him of domestic abuse but later retracted her statement? What a pity.

RELATED ARTICLE: Brandy's E! True Hollywood story premieres this Sunday [Concrete Loop]


This Week's Obligatory Rihanna Post



Rihanna and friends snap flicks of the 'razzi at while dining in NYC

I've been avoiding Rihanna as if she were a bill collector for the past week.

Not that I have anything against her. Her newly crafted "bad girl" image has actually worked its magic on me. There I said it! Blame it on a rootbox.

If you maintain a gossip site you may know what I am going through. Writing about the same people day after day can become mundane and down right boring. Unless of course the person is LaMichael. Or Samwell. Or Rich Boy's sternum. Or Norwood Young . . .





Performing at the Entertainment Weekly 'EW 100' event



6.21.2007

Guaranteed Fresh



More pictures from the Lorraine Schwartz party [Juicy News]
(Yeah that's right, I stan for Cousin Angie. Team Chunk in this bitch!)

Diddy's single voted worst cover ever [Scooped Like Ice Cream]

Yung Coc plays dress up in new video [Sandra Rose]

Tootie covers Jet [Juiicy Scoop]

No Janet! [O1LT]

Grind with me! Lil' Kim backs that plastic ass up on Young Buck [Concrete Loop]

Ain't no lie, Mya's new man [Young, Black and Fabulous]

Check out Chriette Michele's new video [Urban-Hoopla]

Clay Cane interviews that Tweetie-girl [Edge]

Should high school students really bring their kids to prom? I vote no. [Rhymes With Snitch]


Got a juicy link you would like to share? Want to plug your own blog? Post it in the comment section!



Rumble Old Man, Rumble


Joe Frazier hosts party to promote "Mecca of Boxing"

Down goes Frazier! Down goes Frazier! Say something polite.

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YouTube Clip of the Day


Kermit has been displaying a lot of raw emotion as of late. I'm starting to wonder what his handlers are doing to help him get whatever monkey that is on his back off. Just pray, that's all we can do.



Muah!



Beyaki and Jay-Z were snapped by the 'razzi on their yacht, which is now anchored in Portofino on the Italian Riviera. Excuse me if I'm a little choked up, Princess Fiona and Shrek's love for each other always leaves me with tears streaming down my face. Check out more pictures


[Thanks Amgirls504]

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Status Ain't Hood



Want to learn how to do the Aunt Jackie or Toe Wop in the comfort of your own home? MTV (unfortunately) has you covered! 'Dances from Tha Hood' is a half-hour hip-hop special that mixes the vibe of a straight up basement dance party with instructional segments and user-generated videos of kids at home trying the latest hip-hop dances themselves.

I don't know how many more dance crazes I can take. The rachet, the spongebob, the Heizman, the kant wang, the Pool Palace. . . how about the Sit Your Punk Ass Down?! I'm tired of sweating my edges out every Saturday trying to keep up with you people who practice in front of the mirror all week long.

RELATED ARTICLES: 'Dances From Tha Hood' Breaks It Down




The Good, The Bad, The Ugly


THE GOOD
Actress Garcelle Beauvais-Nilon, 40, and her husband Michael Nilon are expecting not one, but two babies this fall. The twins will join big brother Oliver Saunders, 15, from her first marriage, according to People.

THE BAD
Lawyers for the family of Ron Goldman and a bankruptcy trustee say celebrity gossip site TMZ.com should be held in contempt for posting a manuscript of O.J. Simpson's "If I Did It" book. The website and its lawyer contend the company did nothing wrong and that the manuscript was only posted briefly, though excerpts remained on the site Wednesday afternoon.

THE UGLY
Brother can you spare a dime? My favorite anti-drug Dennis Rodman was closed casket sharp at the birthday party for DJ Irie at The Forge last night in Miami. Dennis, dig a hole and bury yourself, STAT.




Caption This!



Mama Tina @ The Launch of Lorraine Schwartz's Diamond Monkey Collection

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6.20.2007

Tonex: "I Ain't Come Out No Damn Closet"


Gospel artist Tonex uploaded a video on YouTube today squashing rumors that he will come out of the closet in an upcoming song. In the clip that was also posted as a MySpace bulletin from the singer, he briefly discusses the sexual orientation speculation that Hezekiah Walker and Donnie McClurkin have received in the past from the same website.




Action Jackson



Keep extra clips for extra shit. Well, not exactly but you know Fab's mom is carrying around a baby 9mm under her left tittyball. You don't want it:
Fabolous surrounds himself with overzealous security guards - including his own mother. At a Level Vodka release party for his new album "From Nothin' to Somethin" at Runway, Fab's mom, Deborah Jackson, made it her job to eject groupies, fuming, "You do not belong here!"

Earlier, a patron at Tao saw Fab's guards push the hostess after she told the rapper there'd be a 10-minute wait and touched his elbow. A rep for Fab said, "Fab went inside the restaurant early and then waited for his guests outside." (source via VH1 blog)

Whoa Ms. Jackson. You're taking my get me bodied label a little too serious, shawty. Don't catch a body.


Nevertheless, God bless you and your Amy Winehouse side tooth.



Guaranteed Fresh



Hello Kitty. Video stills from Kanye's new video, "Stronger." [Clips And Kisses]

Is Christina knocked up? [Vibe Confidential]

Believe the hype, kids! Black entertainment blogs aren't going any where. [Philly -- Thanks Tamara]

Posh Spice hooks up with God's son. [Juicy News]

Guess who [Juiicy Sccop]

Salt-N-Pepa land their own reality show on VH1. [BV Newswire]

Willow is ready for her close-up. [Just Jared]

Kizzy Rowland is such a kiss ass. [D-Listed]

Chrisette Michele parties, Condi Rice gets sessay [Young, Black and Fabulous]

"Shut Up & Drive" is probably not one of Brandy's favorite songs right now [Concrete Loop]

Got a juicy link you would like to share? Want to plug your own blog? Post it in the comment section!


You Already Saw This Coming


Wendy Williams responded to the comments made by Tameka Foster on her radio show. Don King needs to promote this fight as the tranny version of Rumble in the Jungle. Let's get it.


[File via Sandra Rose]



Star Tracks: Zahara Jolie-Pitt


Brad scooped Pax and Zahara from kindergarten at the U.S. Embassy in Prague while Angelina shoots a new film in town. Zahara is clearly the opening act, headliner, and the afterparty of the Jolie-Pitt household.


"The Top Feels So Much Better Than The Bottom"



50 Cent & Tony Yayo @ G-Unit's "Top 50" Clothing Party

Remember last week when I said there are some men I will not allow to enter my home unless a male is present with me? Tony Yayo embodies that statement. Clutch your pearls, girls. I'm tired of hearing about one of us coming up missing. When dealing with crazy momofukas like this always remember to cut him first, ask question last.

Fiddy's baby mama Shaniqua Tompkins is trying to fatten her wallets (to benefit their 10 year old son, Marquise Jackson) by seeking a share of his $4.1 billion deal with VitaminWater. But according to Forbes Curtis didn't clear half of that amount.

Oh well, his ass is still better off than me so there you have it. Satisfied?




50 Cent & LL Cool J



DJ Whoo Kid & Slap-A-Kid


Quick Quotes



"Wendy Williams is obsessed with me. I think that is so sexy to have someone talk about me every day, especially when I don't have a CD, demo or TV pilot. I'm just a stylist and designer and if I can be mentioned in the same breath as Diddy, then I must be doing something right. I think she loves me more than she lets on. I need to make her a part of my marketing team."

Tameka Foster speaks to Essence.com [1] about rumors, romance and the rock



[Quote via Young, Black and Fabulous]

[1] Insert side-eye



Madea Is Pissed

Tyler Perry has written another e-mail to his fans, this time defending the girth of his lead actors in 'House of Payne.'

Eurweb reports that Sugarwall's letter suggests that some have accused him of perpetuating the stereotype of portly black mothers. I'm pretty positive there was a lot of neck rolling and finger wagging going on while he composed his email.


...So over the years I have learned to ignore these people and keep doing what I feel that I am being led to do. But when people begin to attack certain cast members of HOUSE OF PAYNE because they are overweight, then I have to say something. Just because a person is overweight doesn't mean that they are less than anybody else. That's why these people have not been able to get a job for years in Hollywood. One person even asked, "Why do you even hire them?" I hire all kinds of people--thin, not so thin, tall, short, in shape, not in shape, Black, White, Latino. When somebody comes to work for me I don't see color, I don't see their size, all I want to know is "Can you do the job?"

One person asked why does the mama have to be a "FAT BLACK WOMAN" and said that I am perpetuating stereotypes by putting these overweight people on the show, as if there are no fat black women in America that are mothers. My mother and aunts are fat black women. And that upsets me to think that people, especially Black people, would say that I'm doing a disservice to America by putting them on T.V. Skinny does not make you beautiful. There are all kinds of beautiful women in this world. And if we begin to look at the heart of a person rather than prejudge then we would see that we are missing some of the nicest and most talented people in the world. I'm sorry but I had to get that off my chest. I just don't like to see good people hurt because of ignorance and intolerance...


The "Say Something Nice" Challenge



Gary Coleman @ LG's Mobile TV Party

Someone please explain to my why Gary's hands look like Bobby Brown's feet.

[Bobbay's footies via FourFour]

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6.19.2007

You Tell 'Em, Pigpen

The always entertaining and equally filthy Jim Jones listed his top eight turn-offs for the July 2007 issue of Vibe. Below are my five favorite. Enjoy.

BAD SHOES
"Chicks think they're fly, and the heel of their shoes is leaning -- Leaning Tower of Pisa and all that. The front of their shoe is all scuffed up. And don't walk around like you just left Africa barefoot, wearing small-ass sandals with your toes crawling out the front."

UGGS
"Don't be coming outside in the wintertime with them ugly-ass UGGS on -- I don't care how comfortable they feel. Who wants to roll out the bed and see a pair of UGGs? There's no sex appeal with a pair of UGGS at the bottom of the bed!"

GRANNY PANTIES
"There's a difference between bloomers and boy shorts. Don't be having no bloomers talking about, 'They're boy shorts.' Them ain't boy shorts -- them big ass panties!"

BAD WEAVES
"Most ladies, they have their tracks showing, then the weave looks hella dirty and dusty like they slept on one side for the whole month. Got one side patted down, trying to get the wild Beyonce look."

BIG GIRLS IN BIKINIS
"If you're over 200 pounds, don't put that bikini on, baby. Them spandexes are not calling your name. Big girls need to look at Mo'Nique and how she dresses. She doesn't ever play herself."

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Not Quite


Celebrities facing public backlash comparing themselves to historic black leaders during interviews is the new, well, black. Ahem.

Isaiah Washington has likened the media persecution of him to that suffered by race activists Malcolm X and Paul Robeson.

"Maybe for 50 years and the history of media and television I represent something that's supposed to not exist."

"This happened to Malcolm X, this happened to Paul Robeson - this misconception can happen to any man of power that loves himself and wants to spread that love and that humanity throughout the world."

Mark my words, Phil Spector WILL make the same comparison while be interviewed on a Smack! DVD. He may even let off a shot or two while standing in front of the Apollo.



Smokin' Ace



A hot Alicia Keys performed to a sold out crowd on Monday at New York's Cipriani Wall Street to raise money for her charity. Visit Alicia-Keys.Net to check out more pictures and hear her new leaked song "Superwoman."



Casket Sharp: Make-Up Edition



Princess Riveria @ Huey's album release party

Someone got a little carried away at the MAC counter at the mall. This weekend I'm going to get the Arby's cowboy hat painted on my right cheek. That was my first place of employment so I shall rep it to the death! Wipe me down.

Speaking of the Murphy Lee Jr., the video for "Pop, Lock And Drop It" has always perplexed me. In the barber shop scene, Memphitz is busy bumping his gums about how successful Huey's album is going to be while dude is outside stealing his car. What?! Am I missing something? That negro must've really wanted a speaking role. Bad.




Memphitz & Huey




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Your Two Cents Required: Freedom of Speech or Ignorance?

This past Saturday black ministers, local leaders and citizens in Fort Worth, TX protested D.L. Hughley's appearance at a Juneteenth show at Bass Hall.

The ministers said they had enough with the double standards. If Imus can't get away with it, black performers shouldn't get away with it either.

The controversy surrounds Hughley's recent appearance on the Jay Leno Show. [WATCH VIDEO]

The comedian said Imus was wrong to call the women of the Rutgers basketball team 'hos,' but he did say they were some of the "ugliest, nappy head women" he had ever seen. Pastor Kyev Tatum of Servant House Baptist Church said Imus is insulting and so is D.L. Hughley.

Pastor Tatum said, "It's not only that comment, he has a history of demeaning our community in such a way that it's not funny anymore."

"I believe that freedom of speech is a zero-sum proposition. Too many times I have watched clowns like these pretend to speak for the masses. I can only speak for me," Hughley said in a statement released to the media. "Isn't there a child you can help teach to read, a war to help stop, an unjustly accused man you can help out of jail? I will not apologize for telling a joke about the world as I see it." [source]



Ike Turner Is A Legend



And not only for his bitch slap technique. Young Pimpin' was presented with the Legend Award at the MOJO Honours List in the UK last night.

"I'm 75 now so thank you to MOJO for getting me over here. All I can say is thank you everybody. London was my beginning and I hope this is not my end," said Rev. Ike while accepting his award.

RELATED ARTICLE: Tina Turner Biopic Ruined Ike Turner's Career



YouTube Clip of the Day



Buffie the Body and rumored beau DJ Kay Slay are filming a reality inspired movie (or show?) titled "Who Want Drama." The footage looks like it came straight off one of those movies you pick up from the DVD bin in the middle aisle at Wal-Mart for $7. I'm just saying. While there may not be an Oscar nods in her future, Big Booty Judy is well on her way to BET Blackbuster fame.

And at the end of the day that's what it is all about.

[Video via Ya Heard]



Aunt Viv Has Learned Her Lesson


Vivica & her date at the 34th Annual Daytime Emmys


Per AP:
Vivica A. Fox says she regrets her arrest for drunken driving because "it's on your record for 10 years."
The 42-year-old actress was charged in March with misdemeanor counts of driving under the influence of alcohol and driving with a blood-alcohol level above the legal limit.
"It was a huge learning lesson. I won't ever make that mistake again," Fox said Friday night backstage at the Kodak Theatre, where she was a presenter for the Daytime Emmy Awards. "Trust me, I'm going to hire a driver next time."

Fox said she is in the process of trying to resolve her legal problems.

"It was an unfortunate judgment that I am taking full responsibility in," she said. "It is so not worth what you go through for getting a DUI."

Now about your receding hair line . . .

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Ain't This About A Bitch




Dear Fresh N' Dirty,

I know how hard it is to gain a following online. Back in 2005, only 20 people came to Crunk + Disorderly per day. But now, the number has sorta increased.

What type of fuckery is this? I guess you REALLY said fuck effort and stole my shit not only word for word but was too lazy to even upload the image to your own server.

BOY STOP.

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6.18.2007

Quick Quotes



"She doesn't ever say anything that anybody from the ghetto is gonna ID with. Take a poll. You go out and find me some young black women who ID with Oprah...She can escape the fact that she's black because she's a billionaire." -- CURTISSS! on Oprah, again [VH1 Blog]



Guaranteed Fresh



Caption this fun with the casket sharp Cos [Young, Black and Fabulous]

Passa Mase has a word from the Lord [The Fury]

Avril Lavigne and Marlon Wayans Lil' Mama's video is here [Urban-Hoopla]

Real World Back To New York alum Coral likes to lick the ladies low [ONTD]

Rihanna's Us Weekly shoot [Cake & Ice Cream]

Laila Ali wants her own cooking show [Juicy News]

Young Buck is still down with G-Unit [Miss Info]

Beyonce joins BET Awards performer line up [That Grape Juice]

Got a juicy link you would like to share? Want to plug your own blog? Post it in the comment section!



Separated At Birth


Liv Warfield & Serena Williams

Please send all related medical bills and lawsuits to Open Entrance. Good call!


[Thanks Brian]



Sister, Sister



You can add fuck effort themed prom pictures to the always expanding list of reasons why we will never rise and overcome as a race. Hot Ghetto Messeque pictures of Ashanti's little sister, Shia (pictured in the green gown thingie), at her senior prom hit the net last week.

Sibling manipulation is the work of the Devil but I would have no problem partaking in it. If my hits ever decline you better believe I'm going to force my brother to sing "Dangerously In Love" on webcam so I can upload it to YouTube. 'Cause I'm cut throat like that.

Seriously, this travesty is all a ploy to try to keep her big sister relevant. Listen Douglas family, you can fool some of the people all of the time, and of people some of time, but you can't fool all of the people all of time.








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The Truth About Roni

In an Sister 2 Sister EXCLUSIVE interview, Bobbay Brown opens up to Jamie Foster Brown (better known as the Black Barbara Walters...in her mind) about his divorce from Nippy and offers a glimpse inside their post-marriage relationship. The Kang of Cocaine's girlfriend Alicia Etheredge speaks out for the first time in this EXCLUSIVE interview. Did I mention this is an EXCLUSIVE interview?

"It's been a long time coming," Etheredge said of Whitney and Bobby's divorce. "And Bobby is a romantic, you know? I just know that he tried until he didn't have a choice, because even when I saw him at the hardest time, he was still hoping and believing that they were somehow gonna reconnect and get it together."

"The whole fact of putting me out there as [Whitney's] friend who is now dating her ex-husband is just scandalous!" Alicia said. "Nobody knows my honor and how I stand and my morals, and I think that's quite unfair." (source)

I bet they have hot, steamy crackhead baby making sessions all the time. Remember the sex scene from Blow?

Like that.



Best In Show



Kelis @ The O² Wireless Festival 2007


HOT 107.9 Birthday Bash XXII



Ciara sporting a new hair cut



Usher; D. Woods; Rick Ross; T.I.



DJ Unk is two stepping on my uterus. Walk it out, walk off.



Eightball & MJG



And while we're on the subject of Lloyd . . .



So this is how Gonzo looks when his busts a nut? Wow.


Someone Is Trying To Destroy Ne-Yo

If you have ever typed "you hoes just jealous cause Ne-Yo making millions while ya'll broke ass be on here every day hating" disregard this entry.

Earlier this morning I received a lengthy email from the Stiletto Entertainment Group (...okay) claiming that our beloved Go-Go is a dead beat dad. In my opinion the following is the work of a scorned baby mama but I will let you draw your own decisions about this mess.


Ne-Yo is being reported as a deadbeat dad. Close Relatives of the pair are furious saying Ne-yo has abandoned his son. Recently, He stated that he Volunteered to be the father, but still wishes to take on the child as his own… Though there is no proof of this, and the mother of the child Jesseca White chooses to remain silent about the matter.
However Ne-Yo over the past year has spoken so highly of the child "Chimere Smith" but yet as his new album comes out, he chooses to throw the innocent 2 year old out into media, attempting to squash a rumor that has yet to be leaked.

Sources say Jesseca White came home to an Eviction Notice, (pictured Below, along with the child's birth certificate) at the residence the pair once shared in Los Angeles, CA. that was usually taken care of by the R&B star, but Ne-Yo Refuses to Pay, stating on a tape recording that "he wants to do other things with his money".

Reportedly, he wont even send money for Baby Chimere's Food or Diapers, until after their child support case has ended. And her family is angry. Saying "Every time he gets upset with Jesseca, he refuses to pay for things, and it shouldn't be taken out on the child". Jesseca White aka "Jesse" is in the process of working on her solo career as well as being a full time mom, being that Shaffer put stop payment on the babysitters checks. "he's never had to be there more than 4 hours with the baby, that girl works damn hard, and this is not right, he's the one who asked her to have that child regardless, and now he's trying to take the easy road out". says a family relative.

Its odd that the star boasts about his millions, and how he financially takes care of the child and alleged best friend, as we see his MILLION DOLLAR MANSION, and cars on MTV cribs, but yet he wont even buy his son DIAPERS or MILK, and opting to try and leave them homeless….

Whether it is truth or not about the biological factor, we don't know. But hey he says the kid is his.. What's a couple of dollars to him? ARE WE GIVING NE-YO TOO MUCH CREDIT? Hmmm starting to sound like Ne-Yo's pulling a few publicity stunts on us.

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I'd Smash



Gucci Mane @ Hot 107.9's Birthday Bash XXII

Atlanta-based rapper Gucci Mane probably couldn't find the predicate in this sentence if you pointed to it and offered him a free sack of purp as a reward yet I find him magically delicious. What can I say, I'm a sucker for men who talk like they have a sinus infection. Go head!



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Morning Tang



Star Jones and Sweet Puss Reynolds celebrated Al's birthday at Stereo by the Shore nightclub. Al is radiating in these pictures. His face looks like a smooth pair of nuts, very nice. Hey kids, PROCREATE ALREADY!


6.17.2007

Happy Father's Day!




6.15.2007

Jesus Be A Miracle Worker



All pictures courtesy of cacalima.com.br


Rohan must've laid the pipe DOWN on Lauryn. As tempting as it is, I do not want to indulge in penis so delectable, so good to the point that it sends me out of my mind. I was thisclose to going through a situation similar to Ms. Hill's back in my dorm days. And the ironic thing is he was also an island man. Whoo . . . memories, ya'll. I'll talk more about that in the comment section, ha. But I did eventually came to my damn senses and moved on.

L. Boogie sported what I like to call Nippy gas station chic at a recent concert in Brazil. Put her on your prayer lists.

[Thanks Mitra & Tee]








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So Happy Together



Digimon & Kimora; Um? ; KLS & Alek Wek


Since ol' Digimon is still bumping nasties with Kimora I think the time has finally arrive to annoint the pair with the ill-fated celebrity couple name mash-up. How does Djimora sound? Or perhaps Kijimon? We'll figure something out.

Check out more pictures of the happy couple at Vanity Fair's Africa issue party under the cut.










The "Say Something Nice" Challenge



Aunt Viv @ On3 Daytime Emmy Awards Gift Suit
e





Hallelujah Holla Back



Weeks after his contract on the hit show "Grey's Anatomy" was not renewed Isaiah Washington is back on his grind in his latest role playing a priest. Washington seems to be putting his turbulent year behind him and was enjoying his time on the set of 'The Least Of These' shooting on location in Los Angeles. When photographers asked about his exit from "Grey's Anatomy" the he responded "That's life and life goes on!"






NEXT



Babs, so this is your well orchestrated Plan B? Holding weed weave bonding glue for this crazy bitch?

Foxy Brown, threatened with jail after being accused of violating probation that stemmed from an assault case, was restored to probation in good standing Thursday by a Manhattan judge. Hooray.

The way she is run around grinning you would've thought the broad beat a murder rap. Hoe sit down.


Dirty South



Trina is the definition of a phenomenal woman. What other bitch you know (besides Mya) does a show after serving Rooty Tooty Fresh 'N Fruity platters at IHOP all night long? That's dedication.

I would also like to take this time out to give a round of applause to Trick Daddy. I'm glad to see the brother is doing his part to try to control fleas and other insects this summer by wearing his Advantage collar. Good boy. There maybe bugs on some of you pugs but there ain't no bugs on T-Double-D!

Shining Stars, Budweiser Select, Valtrex, Chek Soda, Tampax, Winn-Dixie and King magazine teamed up for the one year anniversary of Miami L.I.V.E.

The entire Junkyard Gang was in the building. I'm talking Rick Ross, DJ Khaled, Cool & Dre and Lil' Wayne. Somebody even unearthed the tomb JT Money was buried in. Where for art thou Sole?






SESSAY BEAST!






6.14.2007

YouTube Clip of the Day



German pop singer Sarah Connor hooked up with Ne-Yo to cover the classic Marvin Gaye song "Sexual Healing." I guess Go-Go was too busy to show up to the video set so the director chose to use cheesy stills of him instead.



[Thanks Aaron]

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Guaranteed Fresh



Pull your pants up young man! Baggy trousers can get you a $500 fine or six months in jail in one Lousiana town. [Complex]

Bobbay kicks it with Superhead, Ciara shoots a new video [Young, Black and Fabulous]

Preview Making The Band 91 [Concrete Loop]

Jill Scott rocks radio city [Vibe Confidential]

LeBron James and his fiance Savannah Brinson welcomes second son [Sandra Rose]

Look who Bella met earlier this week [AfroBella]

'Real World' alum Frankie Abernathy dies at 25

That's your ass now Kobe [Rhymes With Snitch]

Slow news day, eh? [TMZ]


Got a juicy link you would like to share? Want to plug your own blog? Post it in the comment section!



We Are Family



Fab's mama looks a lot like Khandi Alexander's character on "The Corner." Minus the white crack crumbs around her mouth, of course. I'm just saying. Somebody out there (I'm talking directly to you) would still smash.

Kid sister on the other hand must be controlled. You see, "baby hair" is why we cannot rise and overcome as a people. Put the brush and the Let's Jam! gel down now, lady.

Jesus be a of 90 count set of Clearasil cleansing pads.

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Buy One, Get One Free



Remy Ma was closed casket sharp at Fabolous' album release party earlier this week. It's really sad that we tend to focus more on her fashion choices than her music projects. Oh well! That's life. She shouldn't dressed like ghetto German pub girl in the first place.

The heir to the King of Wonkland throne Musiq performed songs off of his album Ijuswannaseestraight at Radio City Music Hall last night. He so krispy, he so krispy. When it comes to being fly you can't miss him.

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Question of the Day



Where is Kim Porter?


Reason #517 Why I'm Glad I'm Not Famous



Queen Latifah enjoys afternoon brunch in Beverly Hills

Imagine having a bunch of paparazzi snapping your picture while you try to stuff your face.

I just couldn't do it. I have a slight anger issue. By slight I mean I would immediately flip over the table and start shanking bitches with the nearest available steak knife. I don't know how you get down when you are digesting your food but I swear I eat like the plant off of "Little Shop of Horrors" at times. Feed me, Seymour! I'm sure I have turned off plenty potential dates while dining at the Waffle House after a long night of dry humping random men and I'm fine with that.

You can say what you want but you won't call me hungry. Thanks.






Akon Is Sorry, Ya'll

Acorn has recorded a song to apologize for the things that he's done — and the things that he hasn't done yet. The song was leaked Wednesday on Ryan Seacrest's KIIS-FM morning show and posted on TMZ.com. (LISTEN)

The song begins with Akon apologizing to those closest to him. But, when he gets to the subject of the Trinidad incident, he seems to want to share the blame.

Sorry that it took so long to see / They were dead wrong trying to put it on me / I'm sorry that it took so long to speak / 'Cause I was on tour with Gwen Stefani / I'm sorry for the hand that she was dealt / For the embarassment that she felt / Just a young girl trying to have fun / Her daddy shouldn't never let her out that young / I'm sorry for the club scene getting shut down / I hope they manage better next time around / How was I to know that she was underage? / In a 21 and older club they say / Why doesn't anybody want to take blame? / Verizon backed out disgracing my name..

Oh, Akon. What about the little YT that he tossed around earlier this month?




Promo Truck



Kizzy Rowland is ready to release a new single from her album, Ms. Kelly due in stores July 3. This time she wants you to preview 8 tracks from the album and vote for the song that you think will rock this summer. So far "Comeback" and "Still In Love With My Ex" take the lead.

Click here to preview the album and vote


T-Pain - "Bartender" Feat. Akon




First "Buy U A Drank" and now "Bartender." Faheem enjoys getting toasted, no? The video is your usual club scene type of joint but I did enjoy T-Pain's akward dancing. You cannot tell that boy that he isn't light on his feet.

REQUIRED READING: In Defense of T-Pain (Broke Thoughts)

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6.13.2007

Jay-Z Celebrates His Curves



pictures via Just Jared

File this under all kinds of delicious! Jay-Z nipples are like little ant hills of chocolate goodness. Not only does the King of New York wear sandals but he also has a nice rack.

Hova was sighted earlier this week in the south of France taking in a little rest and relaxation with longtime friend TyTy and an unidentified young boy (which I am assuming is Ty's son).

Oh, SWSNBN was there too.

Check out the latest set of pictures of your favorite couple in the whole entire universe at Just Jared. Jay is wearing a shirt that says "Addicted To Joe" on the front. *sigh*

The jokes . . .

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Guaranteed Fresh



Shar Jackson: "I am not pregnant!" [Juicy News]

King Latifah enjoyed being a blonde for her role in Hairspray [Juiicy Scoop]

Speaking of blondes, Eminem takes on Mariah. Again. [VH1 Blog]

Is there trouble at the amusement park? [Miss Info]

DP breaks down Rihanna's Beyonce factor [Dallas Penn]

Celebrity seed fun [Sandra Rose]

The Game and girlfriend Tiffany Webb welcomed son a King Justice on April 25th. Yeah I'm late. [Urban Hoopla]

Got a juicy link you would like to share? Want to plug your own blog? Post it in the comment section!



Remy Ma - "Weatherman"



Here's the video for Remy Ma's latest street single "Weatherman," which is off of her new mixtape Shesus Khryst. Say that out loud and wait approximately 10 seconds for a bolt of lightning to strike you down.

I like Pigpen's version better, sorry.

Jesus be a bottle of Summer's Eve feminine wash.





Bang! Bang! Bang!

Want to know the secret behind Will and Jada's successful marriage? Fucking. One day my advertisers are going to quit my ass for dropping one f-bomb too many.
The actor insists his prowess between the sheets keeps the couple's union strong.

Smith boasts, "Really, really good sex ...I'm really good at it."

And he is convinced age will only make him sexier: "I'm going to be so sexy when I'm older. You have no idea."
A couple of years ago I read on a gossip message board that the Smiths had a crazy sex life. I'm talking about bondage and group orgies. Of course, you have to take things written online with a grain a salt but I've always wondered if the whispers were true.



That's Just The Way It Is



Who remembers this picture? Ha!

Break out the Capri Suns! Keyshia Cole has signed on for another season of her BET reality show, "Keyshia Cole: The Way It Is.” The second installment will begin airing this Fall with episodes showing the making of her sophomore album Just Like You, tentatively due on Sept. 18.

Cole and her manager Manny Halley are serving as executive producers for the second season of “The Way It Is,” which will also focus on Cole's mother's, Frankie [1], recent release from prison and feature more of Cole's sister, Neffe. Yes! That girl's drunken antics put Amy Winehouse's scrawny ass to shame.

And if we are lucky maybe Young Jeezy will stop by. It's only a matter of time before a sex tape showcasing their raunchy romps in the bedroom leaks out. Yeaaaaah.

[1] I hope that Keyshia copped her Mama some porcelain veneers after she was released from the clink. I'm just saying.


AGAIN?!



As the old folks in the country would say, Shar Jackson has reportedly swallowed the pumpkin seed again. According to NY Post gossip columnist Cindy Adams, the mother of five is in the seventh week of her pregnancy.

Wait, it gets better.

The baby is said to be the product of her off-and-on relationship with Kevin Federline. She reportedly told Star magazine that she's hoping this brings them back together as a family. Whatever chick. You see that shit didn't work the first 271 times.

Good luck.



6.12.2007

Question of the Day



Mugshot via AHH Rumors

She's a bad girl! Cheri Dennis was arrested over the weekend after having an encounter with the police that resulted in a night in the pokey. She was released from custody after posting $500 bail, the exact same amount as her deal with Bad Boy is worth.

Since details about her arrest are sketchy, we will have to speculate at her expense. What do you think Cheri did to get herself arrested?




Maury Could've Done This For Free



Eddie Murphy faced Melanie Brown for the first time since dumping her on live TV when they both appear in court Monday.

Donkey missed the London premiere of his latest film 'Shrek The Third' to attend a court hearing and provide a judge with a DNA sample in order to establish the biological father of Brown's daughter Angel Iris.

Where was Johnny?! I'm sure Eddie could've used a shoulder to lean on.




Star Tracks: Slickback & Family



Slickback Ivanhoe was sighted shopping along Rodeo Drive with some family and friends. He took a few quick seconds out of his day to strike a pose with a few fans. He's such a gentleman.

FYI: You're not fully clean unless you're zestfully clean.



Quick Quotes



“I’m definitely more talented than most of the guys I know. A lot of guys who just want to have sex will sit with the same woman and try all night. I’m able to look at a woman, have a five-minute conversation with her, and tell if it’s a waste of time or not. I figure things out a lot faster.” -- Tyrese on the powers of his seduction

[Quote via Rhymes With Snitch]


STELLA!



It has been almost almost seven months since author Terry McMillan appeared on Oprah with her ex-husband Jonathan Plummer and I am still recovering. Terry put the drama in dramatic cunt. Best hour of my life.

She made a rare public appearance last night at the Third Annual Apollo Theather Spring Benefit. Um, Wyclef? You may have to call 911 on this broad.





Star Jones; Ruby Dee; Miri Bin Ari; My Umi Says Marry Video Chicks and the 2 Live Crew



Chris Tucker


Ray J To Shoot And Narrate Porn Film

I woke up this morning and thought I was in the inside of Bruce Bruce's belly. It was so dark outside. I thought I had missed the school bus before I realized that I was a grown woman. Damned severe thunderstorm watch.

Starpulse reports that Ray J has accepted an offer to direct and narrate an X-rated sex film.

Ray J has refused to confirm he'll be working with Vivid bosses, but he is serious about taking charge of a proper porn film - even though family members and friends think it's a terrible idea.

He says, "I wrote an adult movie and a concept that I've been trying to shoot... A lot of people don't want me to do it. A lot of people think it's bad, but f**k 'em. There's money over there.

"I got offered a couple million to be the narrator and just guide people through. The stars that I'm going to choose are going to be really nice, really classy, and I'm going to build up to the sex."

What I am gathering from this is that he is trying to pull a "Reading Rainbow" for porn. You know, during the story time segment of the show where the kids would read out loud.

Bad idea.



6.11.2007

Your Two Cents Required: 10 Year Sentence For Teen Sex Thrown Out

A former high school football star who became a national symbol for the extremes of getting tough on sex offenders was ordered released from prison Monday by a judge who called his mandatory 10-year sentence for consensual teen sex "a grave miscarriage of justice."

At the time of his crime, Wilson would have faced just one year in prison if he had sexual intercourse with the girl. The "Romeo and Juliet" exception in Georgia law also would have allowed him to avoid the sex offender registry.

Lawmakers last year voted to close that loophole. But the state's top court said the new law could not be applied retroactively to Wilson, now 21. (continue)



So Lady



Mary J. Blige and K-Ci's understudy celebrate her Hamptons cover

Its always refreshing when Willona Woods leaves her alter ego behind in Yonkers and gets on her grown woman. Although I am sure she is packing heat like the oven door. Now Kendu? I don't trust that Curtis Taylor Jr. momofuka. He reminds me of this guy I know from the block who steals license plates for the pump and dump scam. Watch your back girl.







Tony! Tony! Tony!


Fantasia made sure there was no shortage of raw emotion at the 2007 Tony Awards on Sunday performing "I'm Here" from The Color Purple. Continue reading to check the video out.

[Thanks Mellymel]







YouTube Clip of the Day


Faster, pussycat! Kill! Kill!

WARNING: The clip contains some explicit language and sexual content so you may want to throw your headphones on and make sure nobody is looking over your shoulders. Your boss already thinks you are a pervert.

[Thanks Butta]

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Guaranteed Fresh



T-Pain was thisclose to working at McDonald's. [Concrete Loop]

Serena hangs out with her man at the beach. [Bossip]

The Bryants find Nemo [Juicy News]

LaMichael, please remove Chudney from the computer. [D-Listed]

Missed something? Check out the Weekend recap. [Young, Black, and Fabulous]

Pussycats gotta eat too. [Urban Hoopla]

I'm glad I'm not the only one who notices. [VH-1 Blog]

This is the remix. [The Fury]

Got a juicy link you would like to share? Want to plug your own blog? Post it in the comment section!



Quick Quotes



"I kinda think it's blasphemous. I mean as black women, I kinda think that it's just wrong. I mean, we're pretty much born with them. That's our thing. White women usually have really big breast, black women, we got a whole lot of ass. And I just think that when we mess with it, I just think that it's just wrong."

"People thought that I was on the Hollywood diet and I started losing a lot of weight. It wasn't consciously, I was just going through personal issues and a lack of appetite. I didn't realize how much weight I was losing...and I was lacking some ass. And I was like, 'ohhhh. That's not good.'" -- Melyssa talks ass implants and losing weight with SOHH



Spice Rack



"Variety is spice of life." -- Golden Wok Chinese Buffet commercial. I'm deep, I know.

If I were Mel B. I would hang a "closed for repairs" sign on my vagina and lay low until the paternity drama with Norbit was over but of course I'm not.

Scary Spice had a brush with the law last night while following fellow former Spice Girl Victoria Beckham home, Mel B's limo was pulled over by the police when it was spotted speeding through Beverly Hills. To make matters worse for the driver, he failed to pull over for the police for nearly a mile. Mel B was waiting in the car while the driver was questioned by police until Posh's security car came back and picked her up, along with her new boyfriend Stephen Belafonte.




I'm Just Saying . . .



Eve, Shake-n-go is the name of a popular hair company that manufactures wigs and weaves. Not a lifestyle. That tumbleweed weave has been fried, died (not to be confused with dyed) and later blow dried. Give it up. Tell the truth and shame the Devil, how long have you really had that wig before you tried to remix it?

More flicks from the Puerto Rican Day Parade under the cut.









King Magazine Wet Issue, please?



The Good, The Bad, The Ugly



THE GOOD
Teddy Pendergrass is still celebrating life, 25 years after an accident left him unable to walk. He has organized "Teddy 25 - A Celebration of Life Hope and Possibilities. A host of entertainers and celebrities came out on Sunday for the event to benefit the Teddy Pendergrass Alliance, which helps others with spinal cord injuries.





THE BAD
Lawyers for actor Wesley Snipes, currently charged with federal tax evasion, have filed a motion to dismiss the case on grounds that he is being selectively targeted because he is black.

In the June 4 motion, Snipes' attorneys claim prosecutors filed additional tax evasion charges against him and not against two other defendants because they are "Caucasian, while Mr. Snipes is African-American," reports the Associated Press.

Negro please.




THE UGLY
Brandy said fuck effort while preparing for Doug and Jackie Christie's DVD release party. C'mon Moesha, don't let The Man see you like this!



Hot Hot Heat



Who looked hotter?

Can we talk about the weather?!

I was almost tempted to snatch the wig I was wearing off my head at a red light on Friday afternoon but I didn't want to scare the Angela Lansbury looking broad in the car beside mine. I don't see how people maintain their sanity with 30 inches of yaki hanging down their back in this type of heat. I can't do it! From here on out I'm saying fuck effort.

One of the positive aspects about this scorching weather is that people are running around wearing less than they normally would. YES! Which brings me to the subjects of this entry.

Rich Boy and Jim Jones were among the many music acts who rocked the stage this past weekend in ATL at the Boost Mobile RockCorps Concert. More Baked chicken with sun dried tomatoes for all to feast on. The guy standing behind Dirt Angel is ready to eat. Hand that man a plate.


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6.10.2007

Guaranteed Fresh For The Weekend



All types of wrong. Period. [Dlisted]

That's so effin Raven [Concrete Loop]

Meet Kelly Rowland's new man [Juicy News]

Shake your pants with Cameo [It's Like Butta Baby]

Nippy News! [ONTD]

House of Dead Wrong fashion show [InDMix]

Catch up on Kanye's big bash with Miss Info [Miss Info]



6.08.2007

Simply Remarkable



There aren't enough words in the dictionary to describe Peno's perm. Illustrious. Majestic. Perfection. Glorious. Oh how I could go on forever!

Before I leave this Earth one goal I must accomplish is dating a man with a press n' curl. It would be a match made in Blue Magic heaven. We can share rake combs and wear matching satin bonnets to bed. A testament to Black love, indeed.

It's humid, ooh baby it's humid! Come in the house before your curls fall.

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Public Display of Infection



Usher and his bride-to-be Tameka Foster were sighted cupcakin' [1] at Kanye West's 30th B'Day bash last night. I'm 100 percent convinced that Tameka has some Grade A snatch and/or thrust game out of this world. Jealous?

[1] You know I had to work that in.








Something ain't right about this. At all.



It's All Love


Rachel Roy & Dame Dash At The Cartier Celebrates Love Event

I am woman enough to admit that Rachel used to scare the Avian bird flu crap out of me but I've grown to love Mrs. Dash. While her wardrobe selections often leave me with a confused look plastered across my mug, her fashion collections are actually very popular among the A list crowd. REGLA people wouldn't look right dressed like Patti LaBelle circa '75 anyway.

Inspired by her success, I am in the infant stages of creating my own couture line called Dingleberries. Get it while its hot.

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The Good, The Bad, The Ugly



GOOD Alicia Keys preserves her sexy at the Fresh Air Fund event. All praises due to Proactiv for making this possible.





BAD Al B. Sure To Lace Up My Marching Shoes delivered a rebuke to the California justice system for allowing Paris Hilton to leave jail and serve her sentence at home, saying the move reveals a dangerous double standard.

While his argument is completely valid point, I feel his focus should be on more important issues.



UGLY In case you missed the link yesterday, here are some flicks from Lil' Kim's impromptu photo shoot on the pissiest sofa known to man. That's hot.



Hello Dahlings



Mariah Carey hammed it up for the photogs at The Fresh Air Fund Salute To American Heroes event last night. Her face looks like she is suffering from an allergic reaction of some sort but what else is new. Other than that Mimi looks great! Cute ass cheeto.



Losing Isaiah

Isaiah Washington has lost his job on the hit ABC medical drama “Grey’s Anatomy,” five months after creating a furor with his use of an anti-gay slur.

Washington’s contract option was not renewed for next season, series producer ABC Television Studios said Thursday.

“I’m mad as hell and I’m not going to take it anymore,” Washington said in a statement released through his publicist, Howard Bragman, without elaboration.
He's not gonna take it. No, he ain't gonna take it. He's not going to take it anymore! Raise your hand if you didn't see this coming.

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6.07.2007

Guaranteed Fresh



"The price is wrong, bitch." That never gets old. Bob Barker finally takes his perverted, decrepit ass to the house. He will be missed. [ONTD]

Bobby Brown rejoice! Crackpipes are now being sold at convince stores. [Byron Crawford]

The world is Beyonce's video set and everybody else are just extras. [China Daily]

Watch the trailer for American Gangster [Hood Hype]

Akon claims that he is innocent. [Juicy News]

Who looks better, Kim or the sofa? [Platform Launch Action]

Jermaine Durpi involed in a car accident. [Scooped Like Ice Cream]

Happy b'day, Prince! [Clay Cane]


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You Got The Wrong One Bay Bay



Hurricane Chris, ya'll.

I like to leave the music critiques to the professionals but I feel compelled to write and warn you about the steaming piece of crap that is "A Bay Bay." Yes, it's that serious. The Mr.Collipark produced track is the latest atrocity to invade the airwaves and clubs here in the Dirty. The first time I heard this song I was enthralled by the level of ig'nance contained in each bar. You may feel the same. You may not.



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Promo Van



album cover via Rap-Up

Eve and YouTube launch the official "Shake Your Tambourine" contest. The contestant who submits the best "Tambourine" dance video will win a gift pack from her now defunct clothing line Fetish valued at $4.71.

Kidding, the winner will recieve a 58" Plasma Panasonic HDTV. Eve will choose the winner so get to shaking. This guy didn't waste any time. Snap for the kids.





John Legend is throwing a members only party for members of his official fan club, www.johnlegendnetwork.com and members can win a chance to sing the duet "Kings and Queens" (don't you dare say a word) that he did with Mary J. Blige with him. Visit the contest page for the lyrics to the song and the official rules.


Here's a sneak peak at T.I.'s upcoming video "You Know What It Is" featuring Wyclef. The full video will premiere on June 12 on iTunes.






Another Day, Another Star Studded Event



Go straight to jail, do not pass go, do not collect money; T-Pain; Mims - the fact that he is holding up one finger is totally appropriate

Being that he is the new Nate Dogg and all one would think that the guest list at T-Pain's album release party would read like a who's who of hotness. Instead it was more like who ain't. Donkey didn't even bother to show up so you already know how this fairy tale ends.





The Shop Boyz (thank God for their shirts)



The guy who played Brooklyn on "ATL'; Yung Cock; Consequence




Quick Rant: Fellas, if you are going to walk around wearing revolutionary icons on your chest please have some knowledge about the person. This past Memorial Day weekend at a cookout I ran into one of my homies from high school who was rocking a similar shirt as the rapper (Riz, is it?) pictured above.

I pointed at his tee and asked "Do you know who this is?" to which he replied "Nah, but Jay-Z had the same joint on when he did his MTV Unplugged thang. I'm tryna be like Hov!"

I promise you that comment fucked up the remainder of my day.



Your Two Cents Required: Paris Is Free



We interrupt this Black entertainment site to bring you some not-so-breaking news regarding Paris Hilton. The bitch is free after spending just five days in the pokey.

After extensive consultation with medical personnel it was decided that Parasite would be fitted for an ankle bracelet and reassigned to house arrest at her West Hollywood for the 40 days after which she will have "fulfilled her debt to society."

She was released from a Los Angeles County jail early this morning because of an unspecified medical problem. Read: Her herpes flared up.

Don King called in to the TMZ offices this morning showering the heiress with praises saying that she is "what America is all about."

Negro please.


What You Tolmbout, Gary?

I thought I was in the middle of a nightmare late last night when I saw this commercial for the first time. The 10 second spot features Gary Coleman as the spokesman for a short term loan company called Cash Call.

Poor Gary. With an interest rate of 96% he will never get out of debt.


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Don't Leave Your Jesus Juice Unattended

Teen heartthrob Chris Brown was pleasantly surprised when he received a phone call from Michael Jackson on his birthday. During the conversation MJ revealed that the Bow Wow-assisted "Shorty Like Mine" was one his favorite songs.

The jokes continue to write themselves.
"He called me for my birthday, and I told him we should do a song," Brown said. "He was up for it.

"Man, it was crazy," Brown continued. "He actually spoke to me like a regular person, and he was like, 'I like your music.' He said his favorite song was 'Shorty Like Mine' that me and Bow Wow did. I appreciated talking to him." (source)
CBeezie, protect what is yours my brother. It's quite evident now that you are of legal age that Michael is trying to get to you and that monkey. And I'm not talking about Bubbles. He probably peeped those fake SideKick pictures and liked what he saw.

If you do venture over to the Gloved One's residence make sure you don't drink anything. If he slips a roofie in your Jesus Juice it's lights out.



My Hero

Bizzy Bone has officially become my latest muse. Everything he touches turns into gold. Maybe not gold records but hey, you win some you lose some. The man deserves his own poorly produced reality show on BET. He has such a zest for life, don't you agree?



[Thanks Kesha]



6.06.2007

The "Say Something Nice" Challenge



Serena Williams along with her father Richard Williams arriving to Miami

One order of hot sex on a platter coming right up. Richard, get me bodied. Please?




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Quick Quotes



"I still have a pair of red patent-leather boots. Years ago, I saw The Vagina Monologues and they said, 'What is your vagina wearing?' It's wearing Ralph Lauren red patent-leather boots." -- Oprah on her crouch couture

My magical sandwich is wearing an ankle sock and a dirty Puma. What about yours?



Guaranteed Fresh



Eddie will always have Gerald's back [Jesus Hearts Music]

OutKast's Andre 3000 set to star as Sammy Davis Jr. in upcoming film [BV Entertainment Wire]

Cheri Dennis is a one woman street team [Nova Slim]

Chris Rock's secret love child R&B singer Mario hits the Sweet 16 circuit [Scooped Like Ice Cream]

Jacki-O rips into Eve, sorta [The Fury]

Double up or shut up [Four Four]

Baby Daniel hangs out backstage [Young, Black and Fabulous]

Marley Marl suffers a heart attack [All Hip Hop]

Got a juicy link you would like to share? Want to plug your own blog? Post it in the comment section!


Questions of the Day



SOHH reports that DMX is gearing up to hit the road for a 17 city tour. Break out the Capri Suns and celebrate.

What should the name of X's tour be called? What corporate sponsors would be appropriate for a "situation" like this? Who should sign on as his opening act?



I'm Just Saying . . .



Steve Harvey with his girlfriend Marjorie Bridges walking hand in hand along Madison Avenue in New York City.


Doesn't Mr. Hightower remind you of the head of your church's finance committee who gives the "please dig deep in your wallets and give us a more money so we can fix the air conditioning and buy the first lady a new wig 'cause when the praises go up the blessings come down" speech before offering time?

Or maybe it's just me.

I read on CL earlier this morning that Steve plans to tie the knot with girlfriend Marjorie Bridges in the near future. Congrats! Let's hope that the third time is the charm.



One Night With Ne-Yo



Photos: Sandra Rose/Getty Images

But first, let's talk about his photo spread in Giant. What in the sea otter hell was that? Anyway, Go-Go performed at Atlanta's Center Stage last night. Trey Songz and Ne-Yo's new artist Paula Campbell also hit the stage. Ne-Yo dismissed rumors that he is romantically involved with Karrine "Superhead" Steffans exclusively to LT. Whoo! That was a close one.

Random Factoid: Trey has the recipe for bourbon chicken written across his chest. Now that's class.






Ne-Yo's sister Nicole, Ne-Yo and his mom Lorraine Burts






Collect Em All



It's going to take more than one coffee table to carry July's Vanity Fair, since there will be 20 editions of the Condé Nast monthly for consumers to collect. The Bono guest-edited Africa issue will hit newsstands today.

Annie Leibovitz shot all the covers to capture what looks like a game of telephone among international icons discussing the crisis in Africa. The list of subjects read like a who's who of Africa awareness: Warren Buffett, George Clooney, Brad Pitt, Desmond Tutu, Oprah Winfrey, Djimon Hounsou, Chris Rock, Muhammad Ali, Jay-Z, Bill and Melinda Gates, and Iman, to name a few. Each photo shows two subjects conversing with each other — Don Cheadle talking with Barack Obama, Madonna speaking with Maya Angelou, Queen Rania of Jordan speaking to Bono. "These are incredible people of our time who all have a passion for and a connection to Africa," said Leibovitz. "It was important to me to really show the humanity in their faces." (continue reading)

For a peak at all 20 covers and to read quotes and brief descriptons of each celeb's contributions/charities visit Vanity Fair. More pictures under the cut.

[Thanks Da Real]





6.05.2007

The Funniest Thing I've Read All Week



on the video set of "Same Girl"

Via press release:

Once in a lifetime do two mega stars come together. Rarely do such people put aside difference and ego and show the bravery and confidence needed to do something together. And when it happens the people stop, listen and watch. For a moment the world stops and the fans love every moment of it.

This song is a fun twist of fate. Rarely do we hear the fellas tell of being two timed and played. Never out the mouths of sex symbols like R. Kelly and Usher. But here they are. Saying it for the world to hear. Some woman has gotten the best of both of them (what she look like?). The video plays it all out for us to see what we hear, with a little twist at the end that we don’t hear on the record…

Video Director: Little X

"Bravery and confidence."
So Robert and Usher are being deployed to Iraq? I'm just saying. Word to Nell Carter, gimme a break. They did a song together, not discovered the cure for global warming, damn.

The truth can be so inconvient.



Guaranteed Fresh



Throwback Fred G. Sanford & Grady Wilson

Hogan knows best [Juicy News]

CL chats with Rihanna [Concrete Loop]

Diddy's crazy after-party [Straight Outta NYC]

Trina hangs out in Miami [Cake & Ice Cream]

The always quotable T-Pain strikes again [VH-1 Blog]

Trouble in crackadise already? [D-Listed]

Jayceon, grow up [Bossip]

Bryan Boy struts his stuff [Bryan Boy]

Got a juicy link you would like to share? Want to plug your own blog? Post it in the comment section!



Passion For Fashion



Via AP:

The fashion world showed it's big enough for both its elder statesmen and its rising stars Monday night as Oscar de la Renta shared the coveted womenswear award with Proenza Schouler designers Jack McCollough and Lazaro Hernandez at the annual awards of the Council of Fashion Designers of America.

The CFDA does not cares about Gino Green Global. And neither do I.







I vote Best Dressed.



Will You Be Watching?
Tyler Perry's House of Payne is a half-hour comedy series centered on the lives of three generations of an African-American family living under one roof. The series follows them as they try to tackle today's real issues, all in their own unique and hilarious ways.

Created, directed and produced by Tyler Perry, the series stars Allen Payne (Jason's Lyric), LaVan Davis (The Gospel Truth) and Cassi Davis (Daddy's Little Girl). Perry will make a guest appearance in the premiere episode as his now-legendary alter ego, Madea...

Tyler Perry's House of Payne premieres on TBS with back-to-back episodes Wednesday, June 6, at 9 p.m. (ET/PT). Episodes will be available through broadband via www.tbs.com, as well as through VOD following their premiere on TBS. (source)

I'll pass. I don't think I can stomach another Tyler Perry production. Blame my disdain on my family. Every time we get together someone pops in one of his stage plays (preferably a bootleg copy that we've already watched 8,192 times) while the rest of my relatives crowd around the television like zombies. Frightening.



Quick Quotes



"Seeing the thrill, the lifestyle, seeing them with different girls all the time, I remember saying to myself, 'I don't want to be one of those girls.'" -- Mya tells Vibe Vixen that she learned a lot about the music business and the kind of woman she wanted to be while touring with Dru Hill in 1997.

Oh, really?


Slickback Ivanhoe Sighting



Terrance Howard backstage at The 2007 ALMA Awards

You know what? I have the good sense to print this graphic out on glossy paper and use it as a post card. I've got to stop watching the DIY Network on the weekend.

I love it when celebrities buy clothing straight off the rack like us REGLA folks. I know for a fact that the threads that Slickie is wearing came from S&K Menswear. We buried my Uncle Kenny in the same suit a couple of years ago. I'll never forget it, we stuck a Harold Melvin and the Blue Notes cassette tape in the front pocket.

Damn it now I'm full of emotions. I'm going to go watch "Gangsta Lean" on YouTube now.

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Star Tracks: Kimora, Djimon and Kelly



Kimora Lee Simmons with new boyfriend Djimon Hounsou leave the CFDA fashion awards held at the New York Public Library in New York City. Run Amistad run!





Fresh out the crypt. Kelly Rowland visits London's GMTV Studios to promoteher new single 'Like This.' Is that her Mama? Is she allowed to be pictured with anybody else besides Tina? I need answers.



6.04.2007

UGK & OutKast - "International Player's Anthem"

I've been waiting forever on this video to drop. The visuals in the clip compliment the lyrics in the song like a sour pickle to kool aid. Hey buddy, don't knock it until you try it.

I don't want to ruin the experience for you so I won't let the cat out of the bag about the cameos. Just keep your eyes open.


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Yes!



Lady Di, Evan and Ross and at Mr. Chows

This morning while I was brushing my teeth (not with that tainted paste, thanks) I clicked my heels together and said "LaMichael post" three times.

You can thank me later.

That boy is sharp. Just look at him. Who else do you know could pair a glee club sweater and boots from Vietnam together and pull it off? Not you.

These pictures have inspired me to treat my mother to the all you can eat dinner buffet at Shoney's tonight. I'm such a good daughter.

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Guaranteed Fresh



Treach channels his inner Earl Simmons [Rhymes With Snitch]

Deelishis sings about her ass [Vibe Confidential]

Beyonce in concert review [That Grape Juice]

Patti LaBelle doesn't get down like that [Juicy News]

Wendy William fires Melyssa Ford [SOHH Atlanta]

MTV Movie Awards fashion recap [YBF]

Akon attacks YT [ONTD]

Is that you Marlon Wayans? [Bossip]

The young & arrested [TMZ]


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Cupcakin' With Beyonce



Beyonce & Daniel in London

True story. I was standing in the check out line with my nephew at Toys R' Us last month and Baby Daniel tried to get a sell up out of me. The conversation went something like this:

Baby Daniel: "I got that purp. Fuck with your boy."

Me: "Kush? I don't even get down like that, folk."

Baby Daniel: "Nah, them purple tops."

Me: "Do I look like Marion Barry to you? Miss me with that."

Baby Daniel: "Nah nah nah! You got me bent like some elbows. I got that hard. That good. That fire. Flinestone Vitamin Gummies. Girl smell how raw this product is. Meet me at my Caprice if you want to do business."

Damn shame. I don't know why he is trying to build his Seasame Street credibility. Lil' Rock already has the game on lock. Everybody from here to Virgina know that he got that Bobby by the pound and Whitney by the key.


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Reptilian Toes



Tichina Arnold @ Giant Magazine's MTV Movie Awards After Party

There can only be one Jake The Snake Roberts. And no matter how much I adore your side eye, Tichina, you are not it.

Try again.

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YouTube Clip of the Day

This is the part of the afternoon where we slow things down for all the lovers in the house. I'm DJ Overdraft Penalty welcoming you to another edition of the Quiet Storm. Today I have some young, fresh talent coming straight out of Oakland. Here's Randy Watson J. Nash and J. Stalin with "Cupcakin." MC Hammer would be proud.



[Thanks Essy]



Shotgun!



Poor Brandy. Last week she filed a lawsuit against another driver involved in her December crash, accusing Mallory Ham of causing the accident, and also denied the allegations in the latter's lawsuit.

As if having a lame like Ray J as a brother wasn't bad enough.

B-Rocka was sighted over the weekend leaving club Aria with two of her homeslices. I hope they didn't cap off their evening out with stopping by a bible study meeting and acting a fool. It's happened before.






Jam On It



Voulez vous coucher avec moi ce soir?

I vote yes.

More unfortunate action under the cut.

Required Reading || Live: Hot 97's Summer Jam