Casket Toss

Nick Ashford and Valerie Simpson steamed up Feinstein's in New York City while interior designer/media whore Bobby Trendy knocked the photogs dead and then dragged em 50 feet at Us Weekly's Hot Hollywood party. Who looked more dressed for a closed casket funeral?

BONUS: Who would you let hit it?


Something In The Milk Ain't Clean

Go-Go was spotted making nice with a female party goer before inviting her for a ride outside of Opera in Hollywood. I can't tell if he is buying or if she's selling. Don't fall for it Ne-Yo! That bootleg Scary Spice might be setting your ass up. I've seen this happen before on one of those prostitution stings on MSNBC.

Thinking She Was Number One When She Just A Jump Off

Sandra Rose always has the scoop when it comes to celebrity dirt in ATL. This time she has the inside dish about Young Jeezy's love triangle involving Keyshia Cole and a young lady name Mialy.

Long story short, Keyshia got tired of Jeezy running around on her so she decided to let him go.

An inside source tipped Sandra off to the relationship drama that went down between Keylolo and Mialy last summer in an Atlanta restaurant:

Well, as for Jeezy, my girl is a Cuban girl. Well, they have been sleeping together for about 3yrs, & we ran into him & Keyshia at spondivtz the other week... Well, Jeezy (who code name is Chevy's) saw us walk in. Well, he got up & left Keyshia to sit with Mialy & us... he just got up & was like, 'I need to holla at my peoples.' [Keyshia] was mean mugging but she didn't cut up. Mialy wouldn't have tripped on him either way because, again, she has been fucking with him for 3yrs. [Keyshia] was talking to his boys because she couldn't really figure out if we were friend or foe. But let me say, she played her cards well. She is not some hood rat girl with nothing too lose. I think that she was thinking about it. Well, he paid our tab (it was like 5 of us) & he and his crew continued to chill there after we left.

Scandalous! I am going to assume that Keyshia's mama nor sister Neffie was in the building, because you already know what would have happened. According to the holy grail that is Wikipedia, Mama Cole has been arrested over 30 times. So I think it is safe to say that she is not afraid to catch a charge, no?

I want to take the opportunity to reiterate that all this drama was over Young Jeezy. YOUNG JEEZY. His pipe (or cake daddy) game must be out of this blipping world.


Gaymon Is Love

My blog friend India-Jewel from GlamBlush spotted the one and only GAYMON at benefit last night! *swoon* I may have to break my no interview policy and have a one-on-one with him. He can drop his mayonnaise off in my salad any time. Although I seriously doubt he would ever accept the invite. But hey, the offer still stands!

GAYMONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN! Look at the muscle definition. His work out game is sick. Def Bird Gang inductee material.

He was HOUNDED by cameras – you’d think his name was Marilyn Monroe for real. Shaggy (Mr. Boombastic) came in right before him, and Gaymon stole his shine.

BTW, took a flick with him and told him I was gonna send it in to C&D, because we straight STAN for his ass. He says he loves it, visits C&D on the regular, and loves your site.

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Titty Hoppin' With Wendy

The always entertaining Wendy Williams shows off her "biggest trick" for VH1's cameras. A new episode of 'The Wendy Williams Experience' premieres tonight at 9:30/8:30c.

[Via VH1 Blog]

Your Two Cents Required: Mychal Bell Released On Bail

Mychal Bell, a black teenager accused of beating a white classmate and who was the last of the "Jena 6" behind bars, was released from custody Thursday after a juvenile court judge set his bail at $45,000.

Supporters surround Mychal Bell on Thursday after his release at the LaSalle Parish courthouse.

Wearing a blue striped golf shirt and jeans, Bell walked out of the LaSalle Parish courthouse a week after an estimated 15,000-plus demonstrators marched through Jena -- a town of about 3,000 -- to protest local authorities' handling of the teens' case.

"We do not condone violence of any kind, but we ask that people be given a fair and even chance at the bar of justice," the Rev. Al Sharpton said outside the courthouse.

"Tonight, Mychal can go home, but Mychal is not out of the juvenile process. He goes home because a lot of people left their home and stood up for him," he said.

"Let America know -- we are not fighting for the right to fight in school. We're not fighting for the right for kids to beat each other. We're fighting to say that there must be one level of justice for everybody. And you cannot have adult attempted murder for some, and a fine for others, and call that equal protection under the law. Two wrongs don't make one civil right." (continue)


An Unlikely Pairing

Well, well look who called in sick to the wig crypt so they can soak up some sun. Baby Daniel is getting soft. His lax behavior explains why productivity has been on the decline.

Solange and Cee-lo were among the crowd at Miami Live on Wednesday. Spicy Creole's kid sister should try to hook up with Sugar Lo for her highly anticipated album. I can't wait to buy it out of Kizzy Rowland's trunk.

Other "celebrity guests" (a term I use very loosely) included Young City (Choppa, whatever you want to call him) and JT Money. Where arethe Quad City DJ's when you need em?

Just give it up, JT.


YouTube Clip of the Day

Where can I buy my ofiicial limited edition, one time only signature series Boom Kack hoodie?! Oh, how can I forget, Wildchildnation.com! I have my credit card ready for action.

[Thanks Soulcist]

Quick Quotes

Lil' Wang & ex-wife Toya // The pussy monster

"A year after Rabbit was gone, I was on tour like crazy with Cash Money, and my momma said she was bored, alone, and scared in the house by herself. She was like, 'Why don't you just have a baby with somebody? Just tell the little girl's mom I'ma take care of the baby, don't worry about that.' I was like, 'I don't have nobody I like like that!' She was like, 'Just find somebody! You don't like Toya?' I was like, 'Alright, I like her then.' Toya was 14 when she got pregnant, and I was 15 asking 14-year-olds. Toya's the only person that agreed outta all the ones I asked. I said that my momma wants a child. And they was like, 'That's your momma's problem!' So Toya was like, 'Shiiit, when we due, boo?'

-- Lil' Wayne on Antonia "Toya" Carter, his first wife and the mother of his daughter

"He'll be 25 in two weeks and I'm 19 [WHAT?! - - Fresh], but I'm willing to wait until he's ready. In the meantime, he's like my best friend. He's my John Lennon, I’m his Yoko Ono, and together, it just works."

- - Karrine "Don't Call Me Superhead" Steffans on the nature of her & Wayne's relationship


She Must Have A Thing For R&B Singers

A tipster tells me that singer J. Holiday and model Jessica White enjoyed a romantic dinner at Negril in New York City last night. During their time Holiday couldn't stop caressing White's face as they laughed the night away. The crooner also made sure that John Legend's ex flame enjoyed every bite of her meal by feeding her.

I had my doubts about this guy in the beginning (he gives me hard & b Dirt Angel vibes) but he seems to know how to treat a lady. In my opinion the two make for a rather cute couple. What do you think?

Birthday Boys

T.I., Lil' Wayne, and Young Jeezy celebrated their birthdays together at Club Crucial on Wednesday night. Sandra Rose gave readers the scoop earlier this week about the Untouchables themed bash. It would've been nice to see Gollum dressed up in but that requires way too much effort for that guy.

[Pictures via Ozonemag]

Reunited And It Feels So Good

Don't believe the hype, these two aren't getting hitched again. And if they do have plans fine my ass $10 like Ike Turner.

Rick Fox has joined the cast of 'Ugly Betty' as a guest star, playing ex-wife Vanessa Williams’ love interest.

“Oh we had a ball,” Williams told Access Hollywood last week. “We did [the scene] already. It was fun.” Working together on screen was easy thanks to the mature way they’ve gone about parenting 7-year-old Sasha Gabriella Fox, says Rick Fox.

[Pictura via Celebrity Babylon]

Now That's Class

click for entire picture // may not be safe for work

'Flavor of Love 2' contestant Bootz (Larissa Aurora) gives Smooth Girl readers something to look forward to in the October 2007 issue of by showing her, um, bare essentials. Ass crack is the new cleavage! She might as well pose nude for Black Tail (Blu Cantrell I see you) and call it a day.

[Scan via CutieCentral - - Thanks ChiBoi]

Fill In The Blank

Jay-Z looks like he is walking through a ____________.

[Cover via The Fury]

Just In Case You Aren't Tired of These Two Yet

Usher let slip earlier this week that the newlyweds are expecting a boy. Oh joy! Since everybody in that house already pees standing up the little fella won't have any problems fitting in.

"I've found that it is a step-by-step process. You can wish for a million and one things. But I hope that my son has the same energy I had as a child," Usher said. "Hopefully, he won't be as bad as me. I hope that he's just a healthy son."

Tameka recently told PEOPLE.COM that she "feels beautiful" but has been suffering from an unusual craving during her pregnancy - - ice. "I eat ice all day. It's a weird thing. I love it. Now I'm thinking about ice. I want to find some ice," she said.

How cute. I hate to be a kill joy but am I the only one out here wondering where in the blue hell her other kids are?


Guaranteed Fresh

Kanye is King (Pretty On The Outside)

Rev. Run and sons kick it at the Nintendo store (Str8 Outta NYC)

J.Hud in the city (Concrete Loop)

More bad news for Michael Vick (Bossip)

Bill O'Reilly needs a big, tall glass of STFU (Juicy News)

Usher and Miss Jones chat it up (O1LT -- Happy Birthday LT!)

Celebs hit up the Intermix opening (Cake & Ice Cream)

Listen to Mary J. Blige's new song "Let It Go" (Urban-Hoopla)

You know you want to suck these toes (Bables, Bling & Booze)

Juanita Bynum to appear on Good Morning America tomorrow (A Hot Mess)

Got a juicy link you would like to share? Want to plug your own blog? Post it in the comment section!

So Tyra,

Would this wig pass that fan test you were talking about last week? I vote no.


Ho'ing Is The Best Thing Going

The stomach churning sexual exploits of good ol' Superhead are making headlines again. I would be ashamed of myself if I had that many miles on my snatch but to each its own. Here are a few of my favorites. Brace yourself, you're going to need a pap smear after this.


- Mike Tyson, she writes, "loves the same way he fights: hard and rough. His kisses are like uppercuts, and his lovemaking is like a title match. And as he proved against Evander Holyfield, Mike Tyson is a biter. His passion manifested through pain as … I endured the extreme force of his 200-pound frame colliding into mine, he kissed, sucked and bit me overzealously. I was in excruciating pain as we continued in this manner for several hours. At the end, I was covered in bruises and bite marks and vowed to never have sex with him again."

- She denounces those vicious rumors that she came between Eric Benet and Halle Berry, and Chris and Malaak Rock. She also maintains she didn't have sex with Whitney Houston's husband, Bobby Brown, though she says, "I kept Bobby close to my heart." Meeting after a time apart, "he embraced me as I whispered, ‘I love you,' and he returned, 'I love you, too.'" But she says Brown later told "me I had done nothing for him, while he was sleeping in my home, eating my food, driving my car and spending my money." After a tryst with Ray J, she told Brown that the rapper claimed he'd added Whitney's name to his bedpost. "I could hardly wait to get the news out, to tear [Bobby's] heart apart and hurt him the way he hurt me, I wanted him to go to bed that night with the image of his wife with another man."

- Jamie Foxx told her, "Damn, you're pretty!" when they met. "When Jamie Foxx offers to massage your body at four in the morning, after a bottle of Champagne and two shots of Patron, it's hard to say no," she writes. However, Jamie soon figured out she was "that Karrine." Foxx ran in the other direction, leaving the author "depressed. Jamie had no idea that he made me cry all the way home and in the days that followed."

- Comic Bill Maher delivered her greatest heartache. "In January of 2006, Bill and I split. Three days later, I suffered an emotional breakdown and was sent to the hospital for psychiatric observation. I cut my wrists and started drinking myself into an emotional tailspin. At the end of the night, the love of my life was gone and so was my son, Naiim," taken away by Child Services.


King Latifah Cleans Up Well

You can say what you want to about Mr. Eat Em Up, Beat Em Up Queen Latifah on her off days but when it all comes down to it she knows how to get her shit together when she is out in the public spotlight. Earlier today she signed copies of her new album Trav'lin' Light at the Virgin Megastore in Times Square. Check out her interview with Clay Cane over at Vibe.com

Something In The Milk Ain't Clean

will.i.am Album Release Party for "Songs About Girls"

I'm just saying, doesn't will.i.am remind you of that kid who always asked to borrow a pencil but when he gave it back it looked like one of Mike Vick's pitbulls just got finished gnawing on it? Or maybe that's just me. Either way that boy ain't right! He always looks like he JUST got finish licking a window. It's always a pleasure to see what direction Jamie Foxx's hairline is going to move in today.

Know When To Say No To A New Nose

After looking at these promo flicks of Salt-N-Pepa for their upcoming VH1 reality show my day just took a turn for the worse. WHY IS PEPA WALKING AROUND LOOKING LIKE LETOYA LUCKETT AUNT VIV? I need Sanjaya to comfort me right now.


Let It Go, Keyshia

Keyshia Cole @ her album release party

Keylolo has been showing some positive improvements in the style department lately, so I was going to let this fashion faux pas slide. But you know I couldn't let her off the hook that easy. Hiking up a pair of Nefeteria's maternity pants and pairing it with a wrestling belt is hardly in vogue but I don't blame you honey, I blame your stylist.



I just want to say that the lady in the pink hat has made me re-evaluate my entire closet. I have got to incorporate a pink hat and sandals in my Fall wardrobe. But damn, Ma's feet are longer than Staten Island.

Crunchy Black's daddy, is that you in the red? Get me bodied if so.

So who have this crowd of hotness came to see?

Fonzworth Bentley! Fonzie has gone from tickling Diddy's balls with a pink feather boas to dishing out fashion advice. In his new book,"Advance Your Swagger," the former personal assistant helps you "step up your game, advance your swagger, get ahead, and live out your dreams."

I have gone on record several times on this site voicing my displeasure with metrosexuals. Well I am here today to tell you that was just the salt in sugar. I could care less if a man wants to walk around smelling like Victoria's Secret strawberry and champagne body splash. Rather that than spoiled meat. Don't mind me, go on and enjoy your facials and pedicures.

Usher Fragrance Launch

Usher is still on his mission to have the entire world smelling like horse piss and split pea soup. I bet he was walking up to people spraying them with that shit like the perfume peddlers at the flea market. Last night he held a star-studded party for his men's and women's fragrance in New York City. Here's some inside scoop about what went down at the party.

Just wanted to say - even though Usher's momma was in attendance, she was near her (young) boo and younger son James the whole time. Usher was super-social with all of us beauty editors, which was a bit weird, but whatever. He made a secial point to shout-out his momma every chance a microphone came his way, dedicating the scents to her, blah blah blah. Tameka showed up hella late, hella preggers, though looking quite fab in 4-inch heels and a gray mini-dress. I get into her maternity style game.

Oh, and you could still slice the tension in the room with a knife when those two (momma & Meka) walked right past AND ignored each other a few times. They may have made nice for a camera or two, but don't believe the hype.

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