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I just want to say that the lady in the pink hat has made me re-evaluate my entire closet. I have got to incorporate a pink hat and sandals in my Fall wardrobe. But damn, Ma's feet are longer than Staten Island.
Crunchy Black's daddy, is that you in the red? Get me bodied if so.
So who have this crowd of hotness came to see?
Fonzworth Bentley! Fonzie has gone from tickling Diddy's balls with a pink feather boas to dishing out fashion advice. In his new book,"Advance Your Swagger," the former personal assistant helps you "step up your game, advance your swagger, get ahead, and live out your dreams."
I have gone on record several times on this site voicing my displeasure with metrosexuals. Well I am here today to tell you that was just the salt in sugar. I could care less if a man wants to walk around smelling like Victoria's Secret strawberry and champagne body splash. Rather that than spoiled meat. Don't mind me, go on and enjoy your facials and pedicures.
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Use don't abuse (ie. adding me to your site's mailing list). And for the love of God please stop sending mp3 files of your music. I am not Clive Davis and to be frank I probably don't want to hear the shit anyway. You should also know that I take my slow, precious time responding to email. And sometimes I don't respond at all. Fresh.crunkjuice@gmail.com
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