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I didn't even recognize her ass at first. 95 percent of the contestants who have appeared on America's Next Top Model are one H.A.M. sammich away. For example. While I'm on the subject of Naima, she is scheduled to appear on Tyra today with her twin sister. I'm not sure if I am going to watch the episode because it looks like a straight tearfest. I don't know about you but I am over people crying on television.
- Kirk Frankin will be Oprah today as well to talk about his addiction to pr0n. I can't wait to hear what he has to say about it.
Attention Please: I said it once and I'll say it again, this is a gossip site. Is gossip true most of the time? No. Strictly hearsay. Therefore Lumidee's friends and fans (the five of you left) stop filling my inbox.
Parishioners of a downtown Houston church held Sunday services in a temporary building because a fire gutted their place of worship.S ervices for St. John's United Methodist Church were held in its youth center on Sunday. Investigators believe a faulty light fixture started the fire that damaged much of the church on Wednesday.The youth center was built with donations from Beyonce Knowles and Kelly Rowland of Destiny's Child.
Out on the Town
- On Thanksgiving Day the 14th Annual Ryan Cameron Celebrity Bowling Challenge took place at the Atlanta Fun Center in Stone Mountain, GA. ATL all-stars like Chris Tucker, Monica (along with her husssbandRock), Big Boi and Ludacris came out to enjoy the fun.
- Here we go! The rhinestone princess Trina was at the DJ Khaled Birthday Party on 11.23 at the Mansion Nightclub in Miami Beach, FL. She performed along side her baby Weezy F. (the "F" stands for FEMA now by the way) Baby on stage. I must be going crazy because these two are starting to grow on me a little.
Dear Family,
Please take time out from cleaning chitlins and smoking weed to read the following. Thanks.
- Your kid breaks you buy.
- If you know your are one of those people who struggle to boil water please do not try to use this time to get your Rachael Ray on. Just bring some Chek soda and we'll call it even.
- If I hear the phrase "Hey (insert my family's nickname for me), you think you can watch the kids while I run up the street? I'll be right back" this holiday season I am going to lose it. You know how many times one of my cousin's trips "up the street" has turned into a six hour long escapade? Take your kid with you!
Racheal Roy scares the shit out of me. Why is she always so damn happy? Seriously, this broad makes me nervous. Poor Dame, its no wonder why he has been losing his mind lately. I would too if I had to be around her ass all the time. Whenever I see the two of them together it makes me sad. Sad like when I lost my $.65 slushie money in the third grade. The only thing I am feeling is her accessories. She probably uses that bag to keep Dame's meds in.
Fresh + Rich = Bre. This is our love child, she looks quite beautiful don't you agree? Anyways, everyone's favorite crazy ass upcoming model Lisa was booted this past week but not before the girls' trip to London. . . The Ultimate Hustler had an interesting turn of events this week. I thought for sure Jen would've been packing her bags but to my shock Shola was axed. . . Making The Bed 89 was funny for me to watch last night due to all the drama with The Lox and Puff that took place this week. . . Run's House season may be over but no worries, they'll be back next season.
An excerpt from Mary J. Blige's acceptance speech for the 2005 VLegend Award:
At Saturday's taping of the 'Vibe Awards,' Mary J. Blige silenced an audience of thousands. The Grammy Award winning singer, who is this year's VLegend Award honoree, took the podium and vocalized her displeasure about her December Vibe cover. She alluded to a much-needed sit-down with the Editor-in-Chief Mimi Valdes, a former intern who has been helming Vibe since style-maker Emil Wilbekin exited his award winning post to work in fashion last year. "You could hear a pin drop," a record executive who witnessed the spectacle told Black Voices today."Everyone's mouth was wide open in disbelief. It was Mary being Mary. She always speaks her mind, and that's why we love her. That cover did not do her justice or reflect her current positive and confident state." (via BlackVoices)
At times I question Kanye's sense of style but you can't be mad at him for wanting to be an individual. Jim needs to take a few dollars from his stack and get LaQuita from the block to freshin' his braids up. Nigga got all that "CEO" money and refuses to get a shave, pfft. I'm going to start my own campaign called Start Bathing. Its basically the same concept as Stop Snitching only with the green traffic light and the motto under it. You know its a movement right?
You smell that? It's the aroma of fresh H.A.M. cooking in the oven! The Vibe Awards took place this past weekend in Culver City, CA. David Banner, Kimora Lee Simmons (sporting a new blonde mess), T.I., Sanaa Lathan (who didn't look like she just had a baby by Denzel at all -- c'mon man, ya'll should've known better than to believe that!), Pharrell, Rhianna, Nia Long, and Juelz Santana were among the many who came out to enjoy the festivities.
At the Jersey shore, the new 40/40 club owned by hip hop mogul Jay-Z is getting a bad rap from a couple of patrons. They say they didn't get their money's worth, and had to go to the police. The 40/40club owned by hip hop mogul Jay-Z opened with quite a fanfare just a couple weeks ago. A couple of the patrons who booked private parties and paid big money are demanding their money back because they didn't get what they paid for. Andrea Whitefield/Overbrook: "I didn't have my balloons, photos, free set-up. I didn't get any of these things."Not the 40th birthday party package that Andrea Whitefield expected when she paid over $850-dollars at the 40/40 club in Atlantic City. She was not alone.
For the several months I have been persuaded into watching "Raw Is War" every Monday night by my boyfriend. With every passing week I sit on the sofa complaining about the lack of authenticity and mystique that was once associated with professional wrestling. Gone are the glory days which once included such legends as Junkyard Dog, Iron Sheik, Sgt. Slaughter and the Ultimate Warrior. The wrestlers who now inhabit the ring are some of the most bland entertainers in the history of the company. One wrestler in particular though always seems to grab my attention. 
T.Error Mari
T.Error Mari is one of the many reasons that my 13 year old cousin's sex life is jumping off more than mine. The first time I saw her Ashanti-dance across my tv screen I almost instantly knew that I was not feeling this little girl. I don't know about ya'll but when I was 17 years old I was hosting pep rallies, rapping on the back of the bus, burning cd's to slang at school and trying to cram for exams. The last thing I was ever concerned with was telling "a nigga when to call me" because I was too damn busy. But I guess all of that would made me lame in some of the eyes of my fellow classmates who were on that T.Error Mari tip. I graduated and didn't have two kids by the time of my 19th birthday from a boy trying to play man who made me feel real good. Half of my life I my Pop's was absent from the picture and I didn't go wild. Bitch please. I mean just look. This poor child is so confused she forgot that she had a nail missing when she came on the set for her photo shoot. Hoe sit down!
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