That may be old to some but it sure is new to me, lmao! And you thought you were the only one who jacked off to ATL?
I was checking the local newspaper's classified section when I decided to catch up on some current news. I almost forgot how crazy people could be in this damn town. The first story I came across of was the killing of a 14 year old white girl that happened in 2000.
The Georgia Supreme Court ruled Monday that a search warrant used to obtain bloody clothing from James Miley's home was invalid and the items found could not be used as evidence in his murder trial.Because of the ruling, the pair of bloody shorts belonging to the victim, Ashely Neeves, will not be able to be used as evidence in the prosecution of Miley in Camden County Superior Court.
Miley, 23, is accused of the May 21, 2000, murder of then 14-year-old Neeves.
During the investigation, Detective Herb Scott went to the police station to interview Miley. Scott asked Miley if he could accompany him to his bedroom to retrieve a book bag that a witness had seen him wearing at the crime scene in the Shadowlawn subdivision, said court documents.Miley agreed, but did not sign a consent form. Scott was unwilling to retrieve the bag without consent, so he prepared an affidavit to the magistrate without providing oral testimony and obtained a search warrant. The search warrant also had the wrong date of the crime.
Man, I remember this like it was yesterday. I actually went to high school with the guy that "allegedly" murdered her. I know I might be totally biased in saying this but I actually don't think that he killed that girl. I can't fathom him doing an act like that. I've known this cat from waaaay back in the day up until the time he was arrested. True enough everyone who's crazy may not appear to be such on the outside but I have a feeling that he's innocent. I almost forgot to mention that he's black so automatically in this little ass hick town people are going to assume he's guilty. The local media around here painted a picture of such innocence with this little girl yo, it was almost pathetic. Most of the time they failed to mention how both of them had been doing drugs together for some time. Yeah, America's little sweetheart was experimenting with acid, who would've known. Not to mention how badly the police officers fucked up evidence associated with the case. I think on purpose but hey, whatever.
Anyways, so the day that he goes before the judge rolls around and it makes the news in Jacksonville. Which is big because we never make the news. So the girl's mother acts all wild in the court room talking about 'he's gonna frrrrryyyy!' and shit. I know she was upset with her daughter's death and nothing can bring her back BUT damn. It's almost like I could her wanting to say "that nigger killed my precious baby". For some time the white community was at odds with the blacks. It was a mess.
Even to this day I the case sparks controversy. I know that if someone found out how I felt about it and the things I've said on this site from my town found out they would probably have a fit. Me? I could care less. This whole ordeal is something straight off of In The Heat of the Night.
I came across another article where some crazy negro stabbed his wife to death. They have his mugshot on the front page of the site looking insane. Do they ever put the white folks who've molested their own kids pictures on there? No. They save that for A9, the very last page of the first section. Look I'm not knocking white folks, "I have white friends" (don't you hate it when people say that about having a black friend?) but the reality of the situation is in Hicksbury, Georgia (that's not where I stay by the way) black folks' wrong actions will always be headline news. While no one dares to talk about our Caucasian criminals. That's how it is, that's how its going to be.
Okay, enough preaching for the day. I copped a digital camera Thursday by the way. I've been having so much fun being a shutterbug that I've been totally neglecting the site. I gotta get back on the job. I'll post some pics on here later.
Fresh's Top Five Annoying Songs
So Seductive - Tony Yayo f/ 50 Cent
Grind With Me - Pretty Rickey
Anything by Omarion's Little DL Ass (yeah, I said it)
Slow Down -
Midget Bobby Valentino
Toma - Pitbull f/ Lil Jon
Go on with ya big ass! Big girl need pageant love too.
Contestant No. 3, Kelly from Yonkers, was wearing white pants and belly-baring white top under a white jean jacket. "One question for you," said Mo'Nique. "Are you comfortable wearing your stomach out?" "I am sooo comfortable," said Kelly, as she opened her jacket and did a turn with a hip swivel. Verdi asked contestant No. 6 what she saw when she looked in the mirror. "I see sexy, honey. I see me, a beautiful black woman full of curves."
Okay, um, well, you know your girl Fresh if all for the plus size sistas out there but um, I don't know about mid-drift tops. Do you . . .
Who wants to be a Lee-Simmons? Kimora Lee Simmons is currently in the process of publishing a lifestyle guide.
Kimora Lee Simmons is a stunningly beautiful woman with two stunningly beautiful children and an amazing husband. However, if you think she got there just by being beautiful and marrying well, wait till you read the real story behind this remarkable woman. This book reveals how she did it and how you can too, no matter what your circumstances are today. Creating opportunities is what her life is all about.
Yeah, right. I love KLS like the next Baby Phat lover but I do believe that she did marry pretty damn well. You think if Russell was a broke negro she would've given him the time of day? The nigga looks like Porky Pig with a lisp to match, let's be real about the situation. I could learn to love Russell too, shit. The marriage ultimately gave her the chance to create a sucessful fashion line and also go on to do other things. I'm not going to talk too much shit though because if the book comes equipped with a Baby Phat bookmark I would probably buy it for that reason alone.
- K Swiss commericals = teh ghey.
- Who isn't nominated for a BET award this year?
- And what the fuck is a Fatty Koo exactly?
- Kevin Federline reminds me of Vanilla Ice.
- The little white girl from Man On Fire aka Dakota Fanning has a FUCKED UP grill. Who caught them shits at the MTV Movie Awards? Shit!
- Scary Spice looks weird now.
- What in the hell are white girls wearing now days?
Is Beyonce Expecting?
What do you think?
Back Like Cooked Crack!
Bobby was having a few issues when I last spoke of him but I have some great news to report: I finally have a solid date of when his
guide to being a crack head show will premiere. Ladies and ghettomen, please mark your calenders for June 30. If all of you negros can go out and support Tyler Perry you can support Bobby Brown also.
It's can't-look-away priceless. Home-cookin' and hilarious. Bobby's in the Atlanta Hyatt hotel pharmacy applying Preparation H under his eyes so he'll look rested for reuniting with Whitney after being away from her for 30 days. Hmm, where was he? When Whitney arrives, things get funky.
Preview a clip of the show. More Buzz:The couple's drugged-up ghetto lifestyle infull glare. One episode has Bobby describing how he helped his wife with her constipation, by inserting his fingers to massage it out.Whitney says, "When I told my girlfriends about it, they said 'That's real love, baby.That's real black love.'" Bobby then holds upfour fingers and wiggles them in front ofthe camera.
Congratulations Beyonce, you're having the worst week ever.
To coincide with my previous post about being jobless, I wanted to continue on with bad news. We all need a lil depression sprinkled in our lives every now and then :) At least it's not related to myself. It's all about Ms. Knowles.
Pink Panther Delayed to 2006 Yeah, like we're all going to lose sleep over this.
Beyonce Ordered To Pay $1 Million This is chump change, Jigga probably spends the same amount of money a year on chapstick alone.
It's about to be a what?! [/lame song] B and Paris both want to grace the cover of Vanity Fair. I personally think that Paris' dead-eyed ass should be the covergirl for the simple fact that Pink Panther is going to be pushed back another year. Plus maybe the article will include some more pictures of her nipples slipping out of her tank top. Yanno the white boys would love it.
Poor Beyonce, this just isn't your week. First the media puts you on blast for your love for curry chicken and now all of this. It's all good, just spray on some True Star and keep it moving. Just don't forget that you are having the worst week ever.
Speaking on the lines of fragrances, would you like to smell like you're cumming today?
Etc, etc . . .
Posh Spice's new jeans. It'll do wonders for your ass (yeah, like it did hers? please).
"I've got no bum at all. People tell me my jeans are like a Wonderbra for their
bum. But I have to take their word for it because I've got nothing back
"I have to stick it out and pretend. Trust me, I look awful naked,"
White Girls Say The Darnest Things! In the July issue of Elle magazine, Lindsay is quoted as saying, "Black guys love me- Damon (Dash), P. Diddy. 50 cent called my agent for my number. He said he was watching Mean Girls and loved it. I was freaking out! The first thing I thought was, Where's Eminem? I'm in love with him!"
I need a job people. It's not that I haven't been looking but there isn't much of a job market in my lil cun-tray community. Remember the video for "In Due Time" by OutKast? That's a pretty accurant depiction for how the town looks. The video was actually shot in Savannah which is north of where I'm located but still southern as hell. Back to the topic at hand . . .
If you don't have your own business, you sell drugs. And if you don't sell drugs you work in the school system. Don't work in the school system? You work at the small's town answer to a mall: Wal Mart. I'm too fresh (pun intended) to be performing such tasks as stocking shelves. I'm not dissing anyone who works there, I love Wally World. Where else could you buy 20+ items for $25.00? But I'm not trying to have them listed on my resume, sorry. I've been out of school for a couple of months now and I'm starting to get that itch of boredom. I try to keep myself occupied during the day (mostly with this site) but everything is starting to bore me to death. It's the same ol routine everyday. And each day I'm left wondering where the hell the time went. I don't see how most of my peers sit at home and waste their lives away. I would die from the boredom alone.
I just need to break free
from this jobless slump. Days like this I actually miss working for Hell South. I guess I'll just go and watch some free Showtime while its available, oh yeah. There goes the silver lining in my cloud.
Lil Kim: Poor Little Rich Girl
I've been working on designing some free blogger templates to distribute through the site for anyone who would like to pick one up (email
a chica if interested). In the middle of creating one (click here!
) featuring Deep Throat herself I stumbled across a picture
of her from the old days. This is how I liked my Kimberly Jones. Bunny teeth, small tits (no homo), black wig, and with a ever so slight
pudge on her waistline. Although her bikini lines looks questionable and I don't know what the blue hell she is doing with the gun, this is the Kim I was introduced to 10 years ago. She looks nothing like that now of course. While I was searching for some pictures I found a few interesting links about her and the various surgeries she has had performed.
Kimmy Kimmy Kimmy . . . you look a hot damn mess. Anybody else think she resembles Victoria Gotti? That is her homegirl you know . . .
[begin edit] I don't know why I'm just not beginning another post but oh well. Read and be merry, bitches.
Oh shizzle! We have Showtimes for a couple of days? Yes! Time for be to break out the pack of blank VCR tapes (everyone can't afford a DVR or whatever it's called). I've been catching some pretty decent programming on television as of lately. My new favorite show is Hell's Kitchen. The shit was bananas - B A N A N A S [/corny]. It's a tasty blend of American Idol, The Restaurant, and Survivor. Although Dewberry was booted last night from the show (I was rooting for his big ass), I know I'm going to be glued to the tube next week. I'm typing and looking over my shoulder at the 19" (do it big) right now viewing Trading Spouses. In my opinion Fox offers some very interesting choices in reality television. A & E is and will forever be my ultimate favorite when it comes to the reality shows, don't sleep on Family Plots. And I thought mi familia was loco..
Moving forward, Tyson Beckford's fine piece of man ass was almost grass. In a scene that I believe is so similar to the "Unbreak My Heart" video by Toni "why did I name my kids Denim and Diesel" Braxton. Remember that? No worries, Tyson's doing fine though. He was able to preserve his sexiniess and was released from the hospital Monday.
Time fly's when you're busy with school! Congrats to J.Lo and Marc Anthony. Who said it wouldn't last huh? Who still fucking cares is a better question. Congratulations are also in order for Stevie Wonder who welcomed a baby boy into the world last month (yeah I thought he was dead too). You don't have to see it to be in it, he be stroking! Yes, I know he doesn't sing that song but it was a good thought in my brain. Stevie should've chilled out with the name. Mandla Kadjaly Carl Stevland Morris? Someone's getting their ass kicked everyday until they're out of junior high.
Finally, today's C.W.A. (Cracka Wit Attitude) award goes to Russel Crowe. He'll hit that bitch with a phone (what you know about Miss Behavin?) . Folks have been testing his gangsta since Cinderlla Man was released. So he popped a bitch, almost like Fifty did Tyson in the "21 Questions" video. What sweet irony. . .
just kiss and make up (again) already.
Summer Jam 2005 presents another chapter of trapped in Teh Ghey Unit
closet . . .To say the truce between the Game and 50 Cent came to a screeching halt Sunday night would be an understatement. Think more along the lines of a major derailment, much like the big scene in "Speed," when the subway train carrying Keanu Reeves and if Sandra Bullock crashes through the pavement and lands above ground.For weeks there had been rumors that Game was making unfavorable remarks about 50 and the G-Unit while performing on the How the West Was One Tour.
It was fodder for Internet message boards and made radio gossip reports, but the rumblings never materialized into anything substantial. G-Unit members haven't exactly given props to Game in some of their recent interviews either, but everything had been relatively calm.
During Summer Jam, the New York tri-state area's biggest hip-hop concert of the year, the Game's frustrations boiled over while onstage in New Jersey's Giants Stadium, and he took several verbal shots at the G-Unit. The rapper also had people dressed up in a gorilla suit and a rat costume — representing 50's alleged snitching — both wearing G-Unit T-shirts and getting beaten in a mocking manner by Game's clique.From the onset of Game's set, the Compton, California, native let it be known he would not be in Jersey with his "tail between his legs" backing down from his problems with 50. He performed "Hate It or Love It," rapping 50's verse as well his own, switching up a line here and there to relay anti-G-Unit sentiment, such as "I ain't f---ing with five-0/ It's all starting to make sense."
Later Game introduced a new slogan, "G-G-G-U-Not!"There was a slight undercurrent of booing when Game voiced his feelings towards the G-Unit, and that's when Dr. Dre's protégé really expressed himself.Game explained that he had love for New York, but he was kicked out of the G-Unit because "they were hating." He said the crowd shouldn't hate him because he hates 50. Game even yelled "F--- 50" while holding his son in his arms before performing "Dreams."The crowd started to warm up to Game more and more as he continued to use his platform to try and humiliate his former business associates. The lanky MC even threw a G-Unit chain he once wore proudly into the audience like it nothing more than a used tissue going into a garbage can."I don't follow suit like f----t ass Yayo," Game roared. He later threatened to "knock out" Tony Yayo and Lloyd Banks.It became evident that Game's set was more therapy than performance — and that he had been waiting to get a lot off of his chest. Game even started to detail the infamous night at Hot 97's station, when a member of his crew was shot (see "50 Drops Game From G-Unit; Shots Fired At Radio Station"), accusing 50 of being scared to come outside and saying the G-Unit general was rushed out of the back of the building..
The tirade ended, ironically, with Game performing the song he and 50 made famous, "This Is How We Do." Before going into the verses, Game had more unfavorable words for the entire crew: "50 Cent can suck my ... / Tony Yayo can suck my ... /G-Unit can suck my ..."
Hit up MTV. com
for additional Summer Jam highlights. Also peep some images from the show via Getty