6.21.2005
Fresh's Top Five Moments In Sports
5. "Choking Niggas Like I'm Sprewell" - Nature : Latrell Sprewell chokes P.J. Carlesimo during a pratice session. Black people across the nations stood to their feet and applauded.
4. "You Can Get This Lap Dance Here For Free" - N.E.R.D. : Patrick Ewing gettin' head from two skripers (not strippers, skripers) while the club owner watched with a flashlight.
3. "Dick Hurt Like I'm Pissing Baugettes" - Fat Joe : Mike Vick aka "Ron Mexico" gives a woman the gift that is forever. And it's not diamonds Mr. West, it's herpes. He should be the spokesman for Valtrex.
2. "Biting On My Hoes Like Marv Albert"- Cam'Ron : Marv isn't a criminal, he's just a guy who likes it a little kinky.
1. "Like A Virgin" - Madonna: A.C. Green does something unheard of for anyone who's living in this century a NBA player, he stays a virgin until he's married. You know how much skeet that man probably had stored up for that woman?
On The Media
"I want to throw down your kid and stomp on his testicles, and then you will know what it is like to experience waking up everyday as me. And only then will you feel my pain."
"It's no doubt I am going to win this fight and I feel confident about winning this fight. I normally don't do interviews with women unless I fornicate with them. So you shouldn't talk anymore... Unless you want to, you know."
On Religion
"All praise is to Allah, I'll fight any man, any animal, if Jesus were here I'd fight him too."
On Razor Ruddock
"You're sweet. I'm going to make sure you kiss me good with those big lips. I'm gonna make you my girlfriend."
Miscellaneous Quotes
"I really dig Hannibal. Hannibal had real guts. He rode elephants into Cartilage."
"I can sell out Madison Square Garden masturbating."
"I just want to conquer people and their souls."
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