1.31.2007

These Are Not Kim And Diddy's Twin Girls

But since I was poppin' shit about Papa Mathew's killer business techniques earlier today I decided to use their side eyes to kombat the evil karma that will undoubtedly plague this site. Get thee behind Satan!

YBF has first look at D'Liah Star and Jesse James. Check it out!

Word is Diddy initially wanted $2 million for the flicks but settled for a six figure sum. Sean, the babies are beautiful but let's be serious. The hype surrounding them was not anywhere near the media circus that was (and still is) Suri and Shiloh.

Now take that cash and buy your mother a new nylon wig.


CoCo And Ice-T Set To Dish Out Love Advice




Ice-T and his wife, model Nicole (CoCo) Austin, are ready to dole out relationship advice. "Me and Ice are currently writing a book about creating and maintaining a successful relationship," CoCo told us yesterday. "We have had great success in balancing our careers and private lives, and we would like to share some of that knowledge with others who are in need of guidance and/or inspiration." I know I've always wondered how CoCo balances. (source)


This news comes too little too late for me. My old folks got divorced for the second time (yes, second) last year. After 25 years of on and off marital bliss and bullshit their relationship could've been salvaged by my Mom taking a trip down to Fredrick's of Hollywood.


The Game feat. Kanye West - "Wouldn't Get Far"

I try to be diplomatic when it comes to the video chicks and aspiring models out there since I do respect their hustle to a certain extent. But um, Gloria Velez, WTF? If someone called me a hoe the last thing I would do is appear in the video co-signing the shit. Bitch really didn't get far.

I'm going to agree with my dude Greg on this one. The Game is just as trif as the video vixens he name drops in the song. The man bragged about fingering Vida Guerra like a 12 year old boy. Need I say more?




Star Tracks: Eve



@ The L.A. Lakers vs. New York Knicks Game

Vanessa Minillo (who attended the game with one of my YT boyfriends, Nick Lachey) and Eve are up to no good in this picture. Heaven only know what they are actually discussing.

The guy in the middle is rumored to be Eve's new love interest. Hope she has better luck with him then her last relationship with the King of Zumunda.







Coke Is It


Jay-Z got it for cheap, ya'll.



Rapper Jay-Z is to leave the advertising world fizzing with anticipation after agreeing to help soft drinks giant Coca-Cola relaunch its Cherry Coke line.

The 99 Problems star's Rocawear firm will design the new Cherry Coke can and the product's TVcommercials, and Jay-Z will appear at its 7 February (07) relaunch at New York Fashion Week.

Rocawear's Jameel Spencer says, "Besides just recording, he's making TV commercials and campaigns for brands... who is better than Coke? They're the biggest. His role is helping brands not get it wrong the way McDonald's did with African-Americans rapping about French fries. There's a reassurance that they won't appear like an out-of-touch uncle trying to act cool." (source)



Jameel Spencer, come to Jesus. You and I both know that there isn't shit appealing about a camel quenching his thirst with Cherry Coke.

Times like this I wish the old Roc-A-Fella crew was still hanging tough like New Kids on the Block. Could you imagine Beanie Sigel holding a gun to some kid's head telling him "he better get down or lay down" when it came to this Cherry Coke game? It's real in these streets son!


'Constellation' Trailer

Last night while I was flipping back and forth between 'To Catch A Predator' (that's some must see TV for your ass) and 'American Idol' I ran across this commerical for a film featuring Billy Dee Williams, Gabrielle Union, Hill Harper and Zoe Saldana called 'Constellation.'

Instead of watching LisaRaye and Bobby Brown's [1] dynamic on screen chemistry in 'Gang of Roses' on BET this Friday night check this film out. If you don't Billy Dee is going to pout a nice cold Colt 45 over your dome.

[1] Bobby's character name in the movie is Left Eye Watkins. I'm surprised the director didn't try to incorporate Chilli's name in the mix.


1.30.2007

Benzino The Sex Machine


Another day, another dollar, another D-List celebrity sex tape released to the internet.

Move over Dustin Diamond, former co-owner of The Source Ray "Benzino" Scott is trying to take your spot. While I will give Zino points for his, ahem, ass munching technique I am going to have to deduct a few from his total score since there is no man meat any where to been seen.

Where's the beef? Shout out to the homie Miss Info for dropping this "jewel."


And in other penis related news, check out what 'Stomp The Yard' star Brian J. White is working with over at Rhymes With Snitch. This is also NSFW so click at your own risk.

Watch the video // NSFW (Not Safe For Work) // Warning: Video may dry out your vagina to excruciating levels or make your penis permanently limp.



Diddy Takes Sienna Home


Diddy spent an entire night partying with new friend Sienna Miller this past Sunday. The pair were then caught sneaking into the actress's hotel at 9am.

Diddy met the actress at Sundance and are said to be nothing more than friends. When he was spotted by the paparazzi outside of Miller's hotel he asked them to delete their pictures and said: "I was just being a gentleman and dropping her off. We all hang out together but there's no more to it than that."

Meanwhile on the other side of town Sienna's ex-husband Jude Law was busy banging Kim Porter's back out. Ha! If only that was true.

Just prepare yourself for the damage control that is going to soon follow. He's going to take Kim out to dinner at a paparazzi friendly location like Mr. Chows or shopping to try to redeem himself.


Like my mother would say, a hit dog will always bark. If it was so innocent then he shouldn't have a problem.


YouTube Clip of the Day

Since I was a busy attending my local pre-school and watching 'Jem' in 1989 I didn't catch this the first time around. Thank God for YouTube. This song and video is classic material for all the wrong reasons but I can't control myself from doing the "Happy Feet" dance to it.


"Not your teeth, put your mouth."



Quote of the Day

"Michael, I feel, needs to become a Muslim because I think it's a great protection for him from all the things that he's been attacked with, which are false."

- - Jermaine Jackson aka A Raisin In The Sun


Now That's What I Call A Shaq Attack



Shaquille O'Neal put his police skills to use early Sunday.

O'Neal, the Miami Heat's All-Star center and a reserve officer with the Miami Beach Police Department, followed a driver who allegedly crashed into his Cadillac Escalade and tried to flee the scene, the team said.

O'Neal and bodyguard Jerome Crawford followed the driver for about five minutes. When the driver, identified by the Miami Herald as 18-year-old Emmnueo Cibrin of Tampa, stopped near a gas station, O'Neal approached the car and summoned a nearby police officer.

Police did not release an incident report Sunday night. Miami-Dade Corrections officials said they had no record of anyone by Cibrin's name being booked on a criminal charge, and it was unclear if he was ticketed for any moving violations.

The incident happened around 4 a.m., shortly after the Heat got home from a Saturday game in Chicago. O'Neal was helping Crawford, a team security official, unload luggage outside Crawford's home in Miami's Coconut Grove neighborhood when the accident occurred. (
source)

In all honestly the only reason why I even bothered posting this story is to include this oh so sweet picture.

KAZAAM!


1.29.2007

WTF Files: The Ultimate Stan


"I've been stalking Jay-Z more than three years," Katrina says matter-of-factly. "Jay-Z is the CEO of Def Jam [Records]. He's a big celebrity. In my mind, he's more than that. He is just my dream. I can't seem to think of anybody else. He is my all and all." Katrina buys every magazine Jay-Z is in, has called him over 300 times and e-mails him 200 times a day, but he has never responded. She even had a T-shirt made up with Jay-Z's and her picture, that she says she sleeps in every night. "Jay-Z's real name is Shawn Corey Carter. When I'm writing songs, I would just call him Shawn. I make up my own songs and leave them on his voice mail," she shares. "I went to a Web site that has gossip, and they believe anything you say. I e-mailed them a letter, saying I was Jay-Z's ex. I also went as far as saying Jay-Z liked me better than [his girlfriend] Beyonce. He's in love with me," she reveals. "Everything was made up. . . "

Katrina's friends have pointed out that she'll never be able to take Jay-Z from Beyonce. "I don't care. To me, I am Beyonce. I am every man's dream. I'm accomplishing it by just looking in the mirror and saying, 'Jay-Z's going to be my man,'" she says. Katrina explains that when she heard a rumor that Jay-Z proposed to Beyonce, she snapped and tore all his pictures up. "I want to see Beyonce and Jay-Z one day in public and just go there and snatch her weave out." (continue)


Wow. Just . . . wow. Hova's magical two liters of fun strikes again. And this time she didn't even have a sip, damn.


story via Bossip



Who Would You Let Hit It?




YouTube Clip of the Day

I have wonderful news guys. Cheese Grits just signed an exclusive five album contract with Kitchen Azz Hair Records worth a reported $80.74 (before taxes).

Their breakout single "Hatin Ass Bitches On Myspace" is currently burning up the local club scene so you know we had to release a video! Check it out.

I'm taking the girls down to Ching Yang's Beauty Emporium to cop some blonde lace front wigs and Chinese slippers. The dynasty continues, ya'll die!



And Speaking of Solange . . .

My favorite Knowles daughter hit the club earlier this month to celebrate her job promotion. No longer will you hear her scream "Get yurrrrr peanuts here!" at Astros games. Instead, she will be slangin' them franks in Minute Maid Park's concession stands.

That young lady is really going places in life. Forget Rocky Balboa, she's a true American underdog.



13th Annual Screen Actors Guild Flicks



Believe it or not the SAG awards is not an award show honoring Hollywood's finest sleeping titties. The awards are actually presented actors by their peers for outstanding performances in motion pictures and on television.

Jennifer Hudson and Eddie Murphy each won a SAG award tonight, making it even more likely they both will take home Oscars next month. At the rate these two are going they are probably going to need a special trophy case built just to house their hardware.

Solange did graduated from Bob Villa's School of Cabinets, right?

'Ugly Betty' star America Ferrera won honors for best actress in a comedy series while Chandra Wilson snagged a trophy for best actress in a drama series for her role on 'Grey's Anatomy.' A show my black ass has never, ever watched. Oh well.





Keisha & Forest Whitaker ; Jada & Will Smith; Joy Bryant; Anika Noni Rose



Nick Cannon; Tracy Edmonds & Eddie Murphy; Tony Parker & Eva Longoria; Jamie Foxx



Mimi's Playboy Cover



Mariah Carey will grace the March 2007 cover of Playboy magazine. But there's just one catch: the singer does not appear nude in the magazine. According to an insider, the featured flicks are actually are out takes from her album cover shoot for The Emancipation of Mimi. Shout out to the good folks over at Rap-Up for supplying the pic.


1.27.2007

Flicks From The "Make It Rain (Remix)" Video Shoot


T.I. ; Trina & Fonzworth Bentley; Fat Joe
What does rap videos and Tyler Perry movies have in common? Same shit, same toilet.

Let me explain. After watching a trailer of Perry's latest movie 'Daddy's Little Girls' I think I can offer a good prediction of what the movie is going to be like. Man gets his children taken away by evil ex-wife, man finds Jesus, man finds love and then man gets his some type of custody of his children.

Recent rap videos are just as predictable. Gather a group of melanin rich folks together, give them a couple stacks of phony money and let the good times and film roll.

Boring. I know the song is called "Make It Rain" but fuck that, I'm hating. Check out more pictures at Ozone's official website.






Fonzworth Bentley & Scott Storch (as
Powder) ; T.I., Tiny and Trina; Tiny; Fat Joe's wife Lorena Cartegena and Trina


Sasha In Wonderland



To launch Disney Parks "Year of a Million Dreams" celebration, new images were unveiled featuring the work of acclaimed photographer Annie Leibovitz. David Beckham slayed a dragon, Scarlett Johansson got her Cinderella on and Sasha took a spin in a giant teacup.

Baby Daniel was this.close to being featured as one of the seven dwarfs but he didn't make the cut. Damn.


1.26.2007

Star Tracks: The Smith Family



Will Smith was seen on the set of 'I Am Legend' filming an action sequence with his daughter Willow, who also plays the daughter of Will's character in the film. This was a true family affair as Jada Pinkett Smith was also on set.


YouTube Clip of the Day

I live for the day when I can make it rain on them hoes with Kraft singles slices. Thanks for posting the vid in the comments Da Real!



What Not To Wear


Fantasia is hot. Hot as in frying-fish-at-high-noon-in-the-dead-of-summer-with-a-dusty-box-fan-blowing-hot-ass-air.

Given the fact that she has had issues with her controlling her sweaty puss on stage in the past one would think that she would avoid clothing that gives the appearance of such. But no! Not our Tasia Mae. She takes to tacky Fashion Bug clearance apparel like a fish to water. Now I could be wrong and it might just be the sheen of the material of her "outfit" or perhaps a shadow but she should really consider firing her stylist.

Droopy snatch dripping with sweat is not the movement.


Trey Songz Gives C+D A Shout Out

I think it's hilarious when celebs give different websites shout outs knowing damn well they don't read them. You ain't gotta lie to kick it! (Or for me to promote your projects) But since Trey Songz was kind enough to do so for C+D I am going to try to say nice things about him until the campus police at CAU catches up with him again.



Check out a snippet of his new song "Wonder Woman" from his upcoming album Trey Day which drops this May.


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1.25.2007

Hangin' With Mr. Coleman



Somebody call the law. Even Gary Coleman has decided to get in on all the freebies at Sundance. Appearing in screen gems such as 'Mama Forgot To Take Her Pressure Medicine' and 'Who Made The Cornbread?' hardly qualifies his ass for a free massage.

And yes that is a pair of Uggs that he is rocking.

The more I look at GC the more I'm beginning to think that maybe James Brown's spirit has been transferred into his body. He got that "look."


Who Would You Let Hit It?

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In Case You Missed It! // Pootie's Breakdown



"I know that when I go home and any time that I leave from here man, anything can happen to me. And it happened to Tupac and it happened to Biggie."

Wooow.


Tyra Fires Back At Her Critics

Tyra Banks says she was upset when unflattering photos showing her in a one-piece bathing suit were mocked on the internet. Tabloids recently showed the former model in a bathing suit with the words "America's Next Top Waddle" and "Tyra Porkchop" beside the picture. Even at her highest weight she claims she was still only weighed 162 pounds.

She will wear the same striped bathing suit she was seen in the holiday snapshots on her show next week in an effort to prove that sometimes the camera does lie.

"I still feel hot, but every day is different. It's when I put on the jeans that used to fit a year ago and don't fit now and give me the muffin top, that's when I say, 'Damn!'," says Banks.


Ty Ty Baby, your wig game may be fucked up from time to time but I still think you look good. You just scare me sometime, that's all.

For the complete story on Tyra's exclusive interview check out the "You Call This Fat?" issue of People People when it hits newstands tomorrow



Hangtags For Humanity And Apple Bottoms Launch The Wendy Williams Contribution Smart T


Last year Wendy Williams announced that she was the new face of the partnership between Hangtags for Humanity (HTFH) and Nelly's Apple Bottoms clothing called Smart Girls. The organization is dedicated to get young girls to practice safe sex.

Shit, her efforts have already been working on me because I know I get turned off to the idea of sex whenever I see her ass. Smart girl!


1.24.2007

Isaiah Washington Enters Treatment Facility To Deal With Homophobia



Isaiah Washington entered a residential treatment facility Wednesday morning ABC has confirmed following reports by two media companies that he had entered a program to deal with anger management and homophobia.

"We applaud and encourage Isaiah's realization that he needs help and his subsequent choice to seek immediate treatment for his behavioral issues," said Grey's Anatomy executive producer Shonda Rhimes in a statement Wednesday afternoon.

Washington is reportedly trying to do "whatever it takes" to keep his starring role on the hit TV series.

Monday Washington met with representatives of the Gay, Lesbian and Straight Education Network and the Gay and Lesbian Alliance Against Defamation. (story)

The meeting, set up by ABC, was the first between LGBT groups and Washington since his homophobic remarks at the Golden Globe Awards a week ago.

GLSEN Executive Director Kevin Jennings said that Washington appeared "genuinely apologetic" and agreed to a follow-up. (
source)




2007 Trumpet Awards

Looks like Usher and Tameka Foster are taking their romance public since her divorce is final. That probably explains why Usher looks like one happy troll.



Omarosa Manigault-Stallworth ; Lisa Raye; India & Eric Benet; Terrance Howard; Nancy Wilson


Does LisaRaye own stock in the color white? I'm just saying.



Shahar Peer, Eat Your Heart Out

Serena Williams advanced to the semifinals of the Australian Open, overcoming a sluggish start and a back-and-forth third set to beat Shahar Peer. Williams has won five consecutive matches for the first time since she won the last of her seven Grand Slam singles titles here two years ago.



Caption This!

Eddie Murphy, John Singleton and Cuba Gooding Jr.@ Chef Dance



Star Tracks: Diddy



While Kim is probably at home pumping breast milk into diamond encrusted baby bottles, Diddy was spotted strolling around Sundance with his entourage that included Aubrey from Danity Kane.

It's all starting to make sense how she got there now.



YouTube Clip of the Day



Janita Burks doesn't have shit on Rhonetta Johnson but its nice to see her try to bring sexy back. Now if only she could control her chesticles.


1.23.2007

Fantasia LIVE!




I was planning on attending Jamie Foxx's concert tour since I've never seen him perform live before but if Fanny Mae is going to be running around on stage acting wild and shit, I think I'll pass.

I'm pretty sure that is just her own way to channel the raw emotions behind "Baby Mama" and all but . . . nah.



'Dreamgirls' Picks Up Most Oscar Nods, But Is Shut Out of Best Picture Category


Uplifting musical "Dreamgirls" has topped the Oscar nominations with eight nods here but suffered a dramatic snub by being omitted from the best picture and best director categories.

The film about a 1960s soul group had been viewed as a strong contender for the top prize at next month's 79th Academy Awards in Hollywood but instead was bumped out of the reckoning by Clint Eastwood's "Letters from Iwo Jima."

The omission of "Dreamgirls" leaves Martin Scorsese's "The Departed" and Golden Globes winner "Babel," which earned seven nods, as the front-runners with "Little Miss Sunshine" and royal drama "The Queen" completing the line-up. (
source)




Mama Tina is sharpening her knives as we speak. It's alright girl, it's okay.


Halle Lays Down The Law



The most exciting woman ever (and I do mean ev-ver) Halle Berry has laid down a few ground rules for the help to follow while they spruce up her kitchen cabinets in her Orange County home. No worker is allowed to come anywhere near the actress while she is in the house, or on the premises.

Furthermore, no matter how much the workers want to speak with the star, they are on no accounts allowed to speak to her while in her presence. As for when they do get the chance to exchange a few words with the star, well that will only happen if and when she happens to initiate a conversation.

The whole "don't speak unless spoken to" shit isn't that serious to me but I can understand where she is coming from. There are times I feel like serving muthafuckas with contracts so they can shut up too.


01.23.07 Random Party Flicks


COCO & ICE-T HOST SMOOTH MAGAZINE COVER PARTY



Coco & Wendy Williams; Bre; Coco & Ice-T; Joe Budden



JAMIE FOXX'S UNPREDICTABLE CONCERT AFTER-PARTY



Jamie Foxx; Melyssa Ford; Andre Harrell; Danielle Evans



1.22.2007

The "Say Something Nice" Challenge



Hey fellow 80's babies, remember Another Bad Creation? Well that was then . . .






and this is now, wow. This big playground called life has been whooping some ass I see. Shout out to Jada for the pictures.

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Beyonce Perfects Her MySpace Pose

Sasha is finally starting to take over. She made her presence known at the Golden Globes last week and damn it she's back at it. Now all she needs is a mirror shot. You aren't official on Myspace until you have at least one.

Tom would be proud. I know I am.








Star Tracks: Tyra Banks


Tyra @ The 2007 Producers Guild Awards

Bleached lace front . . . blank facial expression. Gee, where have I seen this before? The eighth cycle of 'America's Next Top Model That Will Eventually Become A BET Employee' kicks off February 28.


YouTube Clip of the Day




Watching this video just reminded me how much I absolutely love senior citizens.

Mark my words, Papa Joe 2.0 will have a fitness tape out later this year if he gets wind of this clip.
Thanks Robert!


Another. Damn. Book.

Terry McMillan's ex-husband Jonathan Plummer will be releasing a fictionized tell-all book based on his marriage to McMillan this summer.



"A black woman scorned is the worst kind of scorn -- and I've felt it from Terry,'' Plummer said. "That's why I'm doing this (book) -- to help (black men who have come out of the closet) and to give my spin on things.''

Plummer denies McMillan's claim that he married her for her money or to get citizenship, insisting he truly loved her when he left Jamaica at age 20 to live with her.

"I know she was hurt, but I was hurt, too ... and trying to be honest about my sexuality,'' he said.

Awhile later, he called us back: "Say,'' Plummer asked, "do you think you could mention where I work -- the Diablo Beauty Salon in Danville? I could use the clients.''
(source)



Who Would You Let Hit It?




BET's Celebration of Gospel VII

I see someone spent a good portion of their day applying generous amounts of Fashion Fair foundation to their mug before hitting the show. And it ain't Yolonda Adams or Bobby Jones . . . this time. Father please forgive me for talking about church folk.

I'm thisclose to telling Malinda Williams to go home. If Donkey had an award show she would make an appearance on the red carpet.


Yolonda Adams; Tyler Perry; Malinda Williams; Dr. Bobby Joneeeeees!

Tichina Arnold & daughter; Lil' Mo; Keke Palmer; Tammy & Kirk Franklin

Captain Kirk must really like that beanie. Praise God any how!


Fantasia Featured On 'Vibe Vixen' Cover


This cover is cool and everything but if they really wanted to make Fantasia look sexy they should've used this picture. Hot shit, I know. Maybe that is just one of the 69 things you should know about your kitty: it sweats.


1.19.2007

The Most Random Party Ever





Musiq & Wendy Williams; Peedi Peedi; Nik Pace

Damn Musiq. It's been all down hill for that guy since he fucked up the national anthem at the Michael Jordan All-American Classic Game. Be sure to cop his new album Ijuswandischecktoclear when it drops in March.

Zab Judah, Ice T & Coco, Mr. Cheeks and Snoop from 'The Wire' round off the parade of random mofo's.

Say something nice please.







'Smokin' Aces' Premiere


Alicia Keys; Common; Just Leave; AK & Ben Affleck



Vanessa Williams; Kerry Brothers; Shondrella Avery




Star Tracks: Foxy Brown


Fox Boogie's probation seems to be going well. Her anger management sessions are a different story.

The Ill Na Na appeared in a Manhattan courtroom Wednesday for a progress hearing on her probation for roughing up a couple of nail salon workers over a billing dispute. She left court smiling Wednesday after hearing "an excellent report from probation."

Foxy was bounced from an anger management program the following day for allegedly threatening an employee over a $180 bill. Put her on your prayer lists folks.


'Dreamgirls' Paris Premiere


Director Bill Condon; Jamie Foxx; Beyonce Knowles; Danny Glover; Jennifer Hudson
It just hit me: I still haven't seen this damn movie yet. At this point, I might as well ride it out until it is released on DVD.







1.18.2007

In Totally Unrelated News . . .

No, this isn't an NBA player who just beat a paternity case.



Nathaniel Abraham, who shot and killed a man when he was 11 and was convicted of murder at 13, is close to tasting freedom.

Abraham appeared Thursday for his final review hearing and was to be released from state supervision by Friday - his 21st birthday. "I'm going to make the best of it," Abraham told the court of his future.

Abraham has been living in a halfway house in Bay City, 70 miles north of his family in Pontiac. It was there where he was convicted of second-degree murder in the 1997 death of 18-year-old Ronnie Lee Greene outside a convenience store. Though convicted as an adult, Abraham was sentenced as a juvenile by Oakland County Probate Judge Eugene Moore.

Abraham was the first young person charged with murder to be prosecuted under a 1997 Michigan law that allowed adult prosecutions of children of any age in a serious felony case. (
source)



You just know dude will be down at the court house talking shit to the guards while he was being processed out. Talking about "watch out for them gators 'cause they shol bite! Plus they more expensive than you."

We should all get together and pitch in to buy him something classy for his welcome home party. I think a velvet black panther blacklight poster should suffice. Simply exquisite! More pictures of young pimpin' under the cut.








Mother Love

Kimora and her youngest daughter Aoki Lee were spotted at the Toys R' Us store in Times Square yesterday. Hit up Cake & Ice Cream for more flicks of the little Kimussell.



Kids grow up so quick! It just seems like Rodney "Lil' Rock" Hill was born yesterday. Check out his personal gallery at Sandra Rose.



MJB Blames Disgruntled Employees For Spreading Gossip


Mary J. Blige has slammed former employees who are out to break up her happy marriage by circulating rumours the romance is on the rocks.

The "Family Affair" singer had to face questions about the state of her union with manager/husband Kendu Isaacs just before Christmas ('06) after reports they'd split hit the Internet.

The R&B star insists the rumours were circulated by disgruntled ex-employees, who make too much of nothing.

She says, "That's people that come around . . . You hire them and then you fire them, and then they're disgruntled and then they start rumours over maybe something, like, they probably seen us having a quick argument or something like that.

"When I get angry, I get angry. That's just Mary . . . I go to the point where it looks like something, but it's not what you think it is. "(
source)



Mary, rest assure that if things don't work out with Kendu that K-Ci will always be waiting in the wings with an ice cold fawdie.



01. 18. 06 Random Flicks

EVE @ MAC COSMETICS EVENT


Eve finally got the memo that was circulating around the office about that blonde bird's nest that was perched on top of her head for months. Upgrade!

LL COOL J PROMOTES HIS NEW BOOK ON 'TRL'


I must admit that I used to have a big thing for LL Cool J back in the day. I thought it was hot shit when he would lick his lips and smile to the camera. . . back when I was in 6th grade.



WTF Files: To The Right, To The Right . . .

It was only a matter of time before some random artist hit the studio to record a response to "Irreplaceable." Unfortunately, I don't believe a damn lyric coming out of dude's mouth piece. Just listen.



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1.17.2007

T.I And Girlfriend Tiny Expecting A Visit From The Stork, Planning Nuptials


Former Xscape group member Tameka "Tiny" Cottle and longtime boyfriend Clifford the Big Red Dog [1] are expecting and engaged!

Tiny's mother Dianne Cottle-Pope confirmed in a conversation with Sandra Rose that her daughter is indeed pregnant. The couple is said to be ecstatic about the new addition to their family. They also plan to wed some time in the month of July after the baby arrives.

Poor Hoopz. It seems as if all her past alleged flings are impregnating their girlfriends and wives. Aha ha!

[1] Clifford is a sweet ass name. I don't know why he insists on calling himself Tip Harris. Oh well. Free DJ Drama!

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Nay Nay Gets Off



Not in that way, perv.

Naomi Campbell avoided jail time for striking her maid with a cellphone Tuesday when she pleaded guilty to misdemeanor assault as part of an agreement with prosecutors in Manhattan.

In exchange for admitting guilt to reckless assault, she was sentenced to five days of community service, participation in a two day anger management class and payment of $363 to cover the maid's emergency room bill.

A felony assault conviction could have landed her in prison for as long as seven
years. Good news for her, bad news for Big Bertha.


Star Tracks: Diana Ross & LaMichael Visit 'The Late Show with David Letterman'


Fur and fanny packs go together like peas and carrots. Anybody who tells you otherwise is a muthafuckin' liar!

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Superhead's Latest Victim


New couple alert? Apparently so! I've been getting calls from readers and radio listeners from the Tampa, FL area who spotted 'Confessions of a Video Vixen' author Karrine Steffans hanging out with boxer Antonio Tarver in that city over the last couple of weeks.

I'm told the two dined at the Italian restaurant Maggiano's one night and then there were spottings at clubs like Blue Martini and Jackson's. There was even a sighting at a golf course in Tampa as well. Tarver recently starred in the surprise box office hit 'Rocky Balboa.' Steffans recently inked a new two-book deal with Warner Books for her forthcoming series, 'The Vixen Diaries.' Stay tuned... (
source)


This broad would hook up with Jimmie Walker just to keep her name in the gossip rags. I personally believe that she is hooking up with random folks so she can have some juicy material for her tales of whoredom.


YouTube Clip of the Day

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Well what can I say. When the spirit moves you, it really moves you. Or slaps you upside the head. Thanks Kelli for the clip!


1.16.2007

Flicks From The 64th Annual Golden Globe Awards

RED CARPET ARRIVALS


Tracey Edmonds & Eddie Murphy; Isaiah Washington & Jenisa Marie Washington; Forest Whitaker & Keisha Whitaker; Jamie Foxx




Will & Jada Smith; Mary J. Blige; Vanessa Williams; Beyonce



INSIDE THE BALLROOM

Jay-Z & Beyonce; Cameron Diaz & Terrance Howard; Jennifer Lopez & Skeletor; David Geffen & Jennifer Hudson



1.15.2007

Speak On It! // Golden Globes Winners & Losers

'Dreamgirls' solidified its Academy Awards prospects tonight with three Golden Globes, including best musical or comedy and acting honors for supporting players Eddie Murphy and Jennifer Hudson.

Forest Whitaker snagged an award for best actor in a drama for his portrayal of Ugandan dictator Idi Amin in 'The Last King of Scotland.'

Bravo bitches!


Check The Swag

It's no secret that celebs love free shit. Who doesn't? Swag and spa rooms are becoming increasingly popular among the stars. Lord knows some of them need a little extra pampering more than others (I'm looking at you, kid). Here are a few pictures from different swag suites at the Golden Globes.



Mary J. Blige; Blair Underwood; Jennifer Hudson; Aisha Tyler






Slickback & LaMichael; Zoe Saldana; Malinda Williams; Vanessa Williams


The "Say Something Nice" Challenge

Real and Chance from 'I Love New York' strike a mean pose with a couple of known unknowns

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01. 15. 06 Nippy Watch



Hey wait a minute ain't that's Brandy's brother?!

I know what you are already thinking and let me assure you there is a reasonable explanation for why Nippy and Ray J were pictured leaving Maestro in Beverly Hills together last night.
Too bad I have no idea what it is right now.


Hit up x17online for more pictures and video



10 Hottest Couples of 2007


Light up your black love incense folks.

Sen. Barack Obama and wife Michelle (click here for another picture of the couple) tops Ebony magazine's annual 10 Hottest Couples list. Despite speculation on whether he will declare candidacy for president of the United States, Sen. Obama tells the magazine that he is focused on the health and happiness of his wife and their two daughters.

Other couples mentioned: Beyonce & Jay-Z // Emmitt & Pat // Isiah & Jenisa // Kanye & Alexis // Diddy & Kim // Will & Jada // Nas & Kelis // Omar & Keisha // Carmelo & La La


12th Annual Critics' Choice Awards


With the Golden Globe Awards set for tonight, Hollywood awards season is in full swing. The Oscars will be presented February 25th. 'Little Miss Sunshine' and "Dreamgirls" led winners at the 12th annual Critics' Choice Awards Friday night.


Eddie Murphy and Jennifer Hudson of 'Dreamgirls' earned honors in the best supporting actor/actress categories. The film also earned an award for best soundtrack, while Beyonce won for best song for "Listen."

Forest Whitaker won best actor for his thrilling performance in 'The Last King of Scotland.'


Slicker Than Your Average

There's nothing like a little Slickback to start the day off just right. Although I swear he is rocking one of those mesh wig caps they sell at Yen Yang's Beauty Supply World.


1.12.2007

Speaking of Jackson Family Members . . .



From the same man who brought you the now legendary Lambchops/New York comparison introduces you to Papa Joe's twin, Calibos. Miami Greg is truly a genius when it comes to this shit.

Picture jacked from The Fury



YouTube Clip of the Day

Since the last entry made me depressed I had to go grab a fawdie and share it with Paula Abdul to make myself feel better. Luckily this clip from the new CBS reality series 'Armed & Famous' provided me with a bit of solace. Watching La Toya Jackson being tasered is like chicken noodle soup for my soul. With a soda on the side of course. Check out Rich's recap of great LaToya moments (including her mean strut) over at FourFour.



WTF FILES: Shock Jock Pisses Off The City of Brotherly Love

In a rare moment of my big mouth life I am actually speechless. Take a look and at this email I received this morning:



Remember Artie from the "Wendy Williams Experience?" Well he guest hosted the morning show on Philadelphia's 100.3 The Beat (where Monie Love used to host) and his outrageous rant about a 7-year-old girl who was raped by a 40-year-old crackhead had the city in an uproar.

At one point, Artie said: "She probably used good ole ghetto survival techniques learned from the sluts and whores from the ghetto and backed that lil ass up so well and sucked a mean cock that her assailant probably put down his crack pipe for the rest of that day."

It doesn't stop there. Listen to the audio attached to hear Artie in action. He's got more shocking audio too on his MySpace page. (I'm willing to bet he'll be permanently hosting that morning show real soon!) And if I must say so myself, Wendy's show hasn't been the same without him.


LISTEN TO THE AUDIO




Sippy Cup Gangsta

Solange took a break from her duties as night shift supervisor at the wig crypt / Houston Astros peanut girl to reveal her most embarassing moment with Baby Daniel to People magazine.





"[When Julez was 18 months old], our church service was during his usual naptime, so he was getting pretty grumpy. The pastor was saying his sermon, and he asked the congregation, 'Do we have any sinners in the house today?' and my son screams out, 'YES!!'

Then Julez throws a cup over the balcony, where it hits someone on the head. Now whenever I walk into church, everyone is like, 'No way I want to sit next to that kid!'" (
source)





Step into the dark side Baby Daniel. They have an assortment of cookies and juice waiting for you. Solange may need to give Black Nanny 911 a ring. In related baby buzz, Faith Evans has had to cancel her performance at next week's 'Celebration of Gospel' taping. Find out why by visiting Juicy News!



MJB Birthday Party Flicks



The Queen of Hip Hop Soul and ill wigs was all of glow at her birthday celebration at Beverly Hill's famous Mr. Chow's last night. The star studded b-day bash was hosted by her husband Kendu Issacs.




Queen Latifah; MJB & Chris Tucker; Cedric the Entertainer & Chris Rock; Shaun Robinson



Kendu & his daughter; Tichina Arnold & Tisha Campbell-Martin; MJB & Holly Robinson Peete





1.11.2007

Ray J And Ex-Girlfriend Kim Kardashian To Release Sex Tape?



Paris Hilton's bff Kim Kardashian has denied she made a sex tape with her R&B singer ex, Ray J. So why are they trying to sell one? We spoke to a gentleman who says he viewed the tape and that it is being brokered for the very Dr. Evil price of one meeellion dollars.

"It's your typical graphic sex tape," he says.

We'll spare you the exact description (you can probably guess), but he did say "there's a golden shower at the end." (
source)



So Ray J likes giving away free golden showers, eh? Gives a new meaning to the phrase splash waterfalls.

You know Superhead is walking around Skid Row hand and in hand with Bobby Brown right now wearing one of those Naomi Campbell inspired t-shirts that says "Ray J Pissed On Me . . . And I Loved It!"

Sonya, come get your child.


01. 11. 07 Caption This!


LaMichael stans, give yourself a round of applause. I cannot prove anything right now but before we started discussing his Norwegian swagger he was virtually MIA from the red carpet. Now you can catch him at the opening of a bag of Funyuns in a city near you! Crunk + Disorderly can make you net famous baby. Ask Aqualeo.

Anyway, Trizzae just sent in this picture of our pale lumberjack hero staring down actress Meagan Good at the premiere of 'You Got Served In Front The Drumline.' I love it so much that I'm going to make it my desktop wallpaper. You know . . . and put a small picture of my face over Meagan's or whatever. I can dream can't I?

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HBO Working With Kanye West On Reality TV Show



Kanye West and "Borat" director Larry Charles have teamed up to develop a new series for HBO.

The as-yet-untitled project will focus on a day in the Grammy Award-winning rapper's life.

Charles is a longtime producer and director of the TV series Curb Your Enthusiasm and was also executive producer of Entourage for its first two seasons. . .

In March, he signed on to produce a feature film inspired by his music. He will also appear in the film, which will show a portrait of the U.S. through the eyes of West and several other filmmakers. (source)





I don't need a movie to tell me how a day in Kanye's life is. I'm sure he spends an insane amount of time in the mirror, sets up Consequences' orthodontist appointments, pisses sitting down maybe once or twice, calls John Legend and talks dirty on the hotline and makes Alexis tickle his balls. That sounds about right to me.


New York City's Best And Worst Dressed

Britney Spears and Paris Hilton tied for the number one spot on Mr. Blackwell's 47th annual "Worst Dressed" list, released on Tuesday. The New York Daily News created their own list hightlighting the good, the bad, and the plain out fugly. Of course they missed a few names but I'm sure you guys will pick up the slack in the comment section.

NYC'S WORST DRESSED

MARIAH CAREY Someone stole the belly off of every single outfit in her wardrobe! Every year Miss Mariah makes us suffer through an endless parade of microskirts, sequins, pleather and even wedding dresses. The "We Belong Together" singer proved this year that she is the queen of the comeback, so here's hoping she'll come back to reality and pick clothes that flatter (and cover!) her generous curves.





LIL' KIM The Queen Bee is no stranger to pushing the fashion envelope, but since busting out of jail she's developed a serious case of "skinny-girl syndrome" that has her bursting out of her clothes. The petite plus-size rapper has slimmed down since her prison stint, but all the stretch fabric in the world can't save her from a fashion police citation.


NYC'S BEST DRESSED



ISIAH THOMAS
Not since Walt (Clyde) Frazier strutted around the city in his mack-daddy duds has anyone graced the Garden hardwood with such splendor as Thomas, the Knicks' head coach. Too bad the team doesn't play nearly as sharp as Thomas looks in his tailored suits.




MOS DEF Every year, anti-establishment actor/performance artist Mos Def impresses with his impeccable style. He looks good on a red carpet in a designer suit, or downtown in an old leather jacket and one of his signature caps. Or, the other way around - it's just a matter of attitude. With his album "Tru3 Magic" dropping this month, we can only hope to see more of him in 2007.



HIT OR MISS: THE GOOD, THE BAD, THE INCONSISTENT


KIMORA LEE SIMMONS Kimora can strut the runway or a red carpet with the grace of a swan. That's on her good days. She can also squeeze herself into too many too-tight gowns, bulging over the top and bottom like a stuffed sausage. And when the style mogul lets the bling get outta control, you had better cover your eyes.



JENNIFER LOPEZ The diva Latina with the killer caboose can usually be counted on for the plunging necklines and hip-huggers that raise (or lower) the bar on celebrity style. While J.Lo may have glowed in a curve-hugger at her Sweetface fashion show, Jenny hit a few bumps on the block in 2006 - such as her glorified do-rag and lame dress (was that an Oompa-Loompa?) at the MTV Video Music Awards. Ban the bandannas, and bring back the Versace!



SEAN (DIDDY) COMBS Since this music and media mogul dons so many hats (artist, producer, designer), you'd think he'd know how to accessorize. Alas, the man of too many monikers (Diddy? P. Diddy? Puffy?) often mars his otherwise sharp sense of bad-boy style with oversize bling and an obnoxious entourage - like the "spokesperson" he had answering all interview questions for him while walking the red carpet at MTV's Video Music Awards. We love ya Puff, but Jack Nicholson you are not. (source)



1.10.2007

01.10.07 Random Flicks



Jennifer Hudson & Gayle King at XM Satellite Radio



GEORGIA GRAMMY NOMINEES HONORED BY THE RECORDING ACADEMY AND TIFFANY'S



Big Gipp; T.I.; Diana DeGarmo and Ludacris; Sonya & Byron Cage

NE-YO STOPS BY TRL // JUELZ SANTANA & MARIO VISIT SUCKER FREE






2007 People's Choice Awards Arrivals



Halle Berry; Isiah Washington & Jenisa Marie; Queen Latifah; LL Cool J






Melinda Williams; Chandra Wilson; Vanessa Williams



Johnny Boy!



The January 2007 issue of Sister 2 Sister features a seven page interview with Johnny Gill. In the article the proud papa gushes about fatherhood, talks about the relationship with his son's mother and taking two DNA tests to make sure he was indeed the father.

But I doubt that you really care about any of that shit, so let's jump right into things. Of course those pesky romance rumors with Eddie Murphy came up during his time in the hot seat. The singer still stands by his claim that he and Eddie are just friends.

"All that shit. Now come with all that shit now, and I've got a son now to protect with all that ignorant bullshit. And it's, like, now you're getting ready to see who Johnny is," said Gill.

"That's my best friend for life," he continued. "And no matter what anybody wants to say, you're not splitting us up from being best friends. There's nothing you can do about it. Put it that way."

Well alrightie then. I guess he told us, eh?


James Brown's Body Remains In South Carolina Home



The body of soul singer James Brown has yet to be buried as attorneys and his children work to settle issues surrounding his estate, including where he will be laid to rest.

For now, his body lies in a sealed casket in his home on Beech Island, said Charles Reid, manager of the C.A. Reid Funeral Home in Augusta, Ga., which handled the services.

Brown died of heart failure Dec. 25 at age 73. His will has yet to be filed, said Buddy Dallas, an attorney for the singer. The room where Brown's body lies is being kept at a controlled temperature, and security guards keep watch, Reid said.

The funeral home delivered Brown's body after services Dec. 30, Reid said.

Brown's home has been locked since hours after his death to protect his memorabilia, furnishing, clothes and other personal items, Dallas said. "Just imagine what would have happened," Dallas said. "Items of James Brown would have left there like items off the shelves of Macy's in an after-Christmas sale."

The trustees for his will, along with Brown's children, will determine the burial site, Dallas said. (
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In related James Brown news, a 62 year old Alabama man was admitted into the hospital after being shot by a 70 year old man after a heated argument over . . . wait for it . . . the height of the soul singer. No bullshit.


Urban Wheel Awards Flicks

Vivica A. Fox; Omarosa; Kelis; Jamie Foster Brown & Tommy Davidson

The B-List was in full effect last night at The 11th Urban Wheel Awards. The awards are given out by celebrity presenters in categories such as minority supplier of the year, urban truck and urban car of the year.

This still doesn't explain why Omarosa showed up to the event looking like a reject Ebony Fashion Fair runway model. I don't know why I even bother sometimes. Pfft, Black people will congregate for a slice of damn cheese.


1.09.2007

50 Cent Launches Own Brand of Condoms



You have his CDs, you've chugged his vitamin water, you've worn his clothing but will you buy his condoms?

The heavily diversified rapper 50 Cent is coming out with a line of condoms.

"The kids become immune when you constantly beat them over the head — read a book, read a book," the rap star tells the New York Post.

"We have to be a little more creative about it. It's the same with safe sex. As opposed to being part of a safe-sex campaign, I'm going to make condoms and donate a part of the proceeds to HIV awareness." (
source)



First the Black Panthers try to sell a sister a bottle of hot sauce now this. He's really turning into one of those crazy street vendors on Canal Street. I applaud Curtis in his efforts to bring HIV/AIDS awareness to the forefront. Really I do. However, I'm not too sure if I would let The Dealer rock a G-Unit rubber.



'Stomp The Yard' Premiere

'You Got Served In Front of The Drumline' premiered last night in Hollywood. Donkey was definitely in the building.


Ne-Yo; LaMichael the Great; Meagan Good; Brian J. White



Chris Brown; Lauren London; Vanessa L. Williams; Angie Stone & Darrin Dewitt




Columbus Short; Neicy Nash; Delray Davis; Sway Calloway and daughter Kayoni




'I Love New York' Contestant Wood Showing His . . . Well Wood

Blogger is trying to destroy me! The system has been down for most of the day but as you can see its running again. First thing first, let's talk about penis.

It's always a grand occasion when I can open up my inbox and see penis. So continue to send that male smut in!

Anyway, if you watched the premiere episode of 'I Love New York' last night this guy will look familiar to you. New York eliminated Wood from the competition because she felt like he was in it just for television.

Along with appearing on a few other reality shows Wood was apparently a nude male model/dancer in the past. Oh behave! Check out some of his flicks. NSFW of course.

Pic 1 - 2 - 3 - 4 - 5 - 6



1.08.2007

Your Two Cents Required: Three The Hard Way





It has confirmed that Remy Ma, Shawnna and Jacki-O will join forces as what's being described as a "female-super group." Now I don't know about all that.

"They have been recording tracks over the past month, Jacki-O has been in New York, Shawnna and Remy have been in Miami. The album is going to define all three of them and the material is going to speak for itself," a source told AllHipHop.com.

The yet titled album will feature guest cameos by female rappers only. Word is that the group's name will be Head Bitches In Charge but according to sources close to the camp the ladies have yet to decide on a name.

Any suggestions?


story spotted at D-Listed



And You Get A Freakum Dress!

And you get a freakum dress! And you and you and you!



Beyonce's mom may have gotten a recommen dation from her boy friend, Jay-Z, in landing her latest venture.

The hip-hop mogul is one of the owners of the Brooklyn-bound New Jersey Nets. Dereon, the junior apparel collection from House of Dereon, which is designed by Beyonce's mom, Tina Knowles, was just named official sponsor of the Nets Dancers, who entertain on the hardwood at halftime and timeouts. "The Nets Dancers are such a fun part of going to the games," said Tina.

"We are thrilled to be able to provide Dereon wardrobe for these ex tremely talented young women." (
source)





I love the Knowles family. They hustle like its no tomorrow! While I was at the hospital I saw Baby Daniel slanging some petunias in the ICU waiting room. Real talk.

Boy I wish I was a fly on the wall at the dinner meeting between Jay-Z and Mama Tina. You know it was some mean negotations going on (ie. "Give me this gig or I'll put the same voodoo I put on Mathew on you!" Nepotism is alive and well. You gotta love it.

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Flicks From Deelishis And Buffie the Body's Birthday Bash


Buffie the Body, Kay Slay and Deelishis; Nibblz; Buckeey & Deelishis

It was a stampede of ass last night as Buffie the Body and 'Flavor of Love 2' winner Deelishis celebrated their birthdays at a party held at NYC's Mars 2112. Last year rumors begin to circulate on internet message boards that the two had beef with each other but they later cleared the air like any other respectable young ladies would do. On YouTube.

Check out more party flicks at Whats Poppin and All The Parties





Pour Out A Lil' Liquor



Momofuku (Priceless. It looks like 'Muthafucku' if you glance at it quickly. - - Fresh) Ando, the Japanese inventor of instant noodles - a dish that has sustained American college students for decades - has died. He was 96.

Nissin Food Products Co., the company Ando founded, said on its Web site that he died Friday after a heart attack.

Born in Taiwan, Ando founded his company in 1948 from a humble family operation. Faced with food shortages in post-World War II Japan, Ando thought a quality, convenient noodle product would help feed the masses.

In 1958, his Chicken Ramen, the first instant noodle, was introduced. After its success, the company added other products, such as the Cup Noodle in 1971. (
source)


You will be missed homie. But . . . I gotta get this paper, in your loving memory of course. I got dem hot Momofuku shirts for sale right now! Two for $10, holla at your folk.


I'm Just Saying . . .




General Motors Corp. tonight unveiled a concept GMC Yukon Denali SUV developed in partnership with cultural icon Shawn "Jay-Z" Carter.

Jay-Z, hip-hop superstar and business entrepreneur, escorted the GMC Yukon Denali - painted a special shade of blue in honor of his signature color "Jay-Z Blue" - down a runway at an exclusive event called GM Style (see related post), an invitation-only party where top celebrities appeared with 17 new GM vehicles, concept cars and classics. The party kicked off the North American International Auto Show, which opens to the public on Jan. 13. (source)




This my friend is some Grade A bullshit. I've been waiting since 2005 for Johnny Gill coral pink.




Seriously Guy, WTF?


A lot of cats have been getting very creative with their hair as of late. If done properly it could be a dope way to set your self a part from the rest of the crowd. But this shit right here is not a good look at all. If your hair game looks like Michael Madd's before you leave the house do us all a favor and either shave all of that shit off or throw a fitted on. Hell, he would've been better off rocking a kufi.





PARTY PEOPLE! John Singleton celebrates his birthday along with Eddie Griffin and Trina in Miami. // Honda Accord Ford, Melinda Williams, D-Nice, Q-Tip, Chris Lighty and wife Veronica attend the Violator James Brown Tribute Party at the Canal Room in NYC.


1.07.2007

The "Say Something Nice" Challenge



Aunt Viv preparing for the GM Style show



2007 GM Style Show Flicks



Sorry about the lack of updates around this mofo. On Friday morning I had to be admitted to the hospital for a blood transfussion (shout out to my B negative folks, ha) but I'm all better now. A big, big thank you to Ninja Girl and Julia for checking in on me. I appreciate it ladies!

Anyway, while I was laying in the bed trying to ignore my crazy ass roommate this morning, I read that at the bottom of E! that HWSNBN, Vivica A. Fox, Rosie Perez, Nick Cannon and Jennifer Hudson hit the GM Style 2007 runway.



Vivica A. Fox; Rosie Perez; Jay-Z; Jennifer Hudson; Nick Cannon & Minka Kelly





1.05.2007

WTF Files: Tomi Rae Brown on ET




Urgh, no comment.


50 Cent Launches Book Imprint




50 Cent officially launched his G-Unit Books imprint yesterday at Borders-Columbus Circle at the Time Warner Building in New York.

In a statement released to AllHipHop.com, 5-0 said "Last year, my memoirs, From Pieces to Weight, marked the beginning. Now, I'm rounding up some of the top writers, same way I rounded up some of the top rappers in the game, to form G-Unit and take this series to the top of the literary world. The stories in the G-Unit series are the kinds of dramas me and my crew have been dealing with our whole lives: death, deceit, double-crosses, ultimate loyalty, and total betrayal. It's about our life on the streets and no one knows it better than us. Not to mention, when it comes to delivering authentic gritty urban stories of the high and low life, our audience expects the best."

Whatever. Sounds like a bunch of shitty urban literature to past time on Marta to me. Who knows, maybe 50 will follow in his arch nemesis footsteps and start up his own book club.


1.04.2007

Will Sherri Shepherd Become Star Jones' Permanent Replacement?



Various gossip outlets are reporting that a deal is already being worked out to make Sherri Shepherd the permanent replacement for Star Jones' empty spot on The View. Word is that execs over at ABC are going to work the angles of Shepherd's sudden divorce due to her ex-husband infidelities and starting over as a single parent.

The viewers of the show seem to be in love with both Sherri's personality and humor. Me? Well, I haven't watched an episode since the spectacular parade of freebies that was Starzilla's wedding. We'll see how this works out. Almost every black woman who has held down a guest slot on the show has been automatically linked with being a new co-host.

Check out Jawn Murray's interview with Sherri over at BlackVoices




YouTube Clip of the Day



For those of you who can't wait until Monday night, the entire first episode of VH-1's "I Love New York" can now be seen on YouTube.


Tyrese Allegedly Punches Pregnant Girlfriend





TMZ has learned that police are conducting a criminal investigation into allegations that R & B singer Tyrese punched his pregnant girlfriend twice in the stomach early this morning.

Police sources tell us that Tyrese's live-in girlfriend claimed that the two got into a heated argument around 5:30 AM at their Los Angeles home. According to our sources, paramedics responded after Tyrese allegedly struck the woman, who is five months pregnant, twice in the stomach and then drove away from the scene. (source)



Shame shame shame! I hope the allegations against Tyrese aren't true but I wouldn't be shocked if they are. If he is looking to justify his alter ego Black Ty's thug by a punchinga pregnant woman in the stomach he deserves "one" jail cell.


01.04.07 Random Flicks

CANDIDS OF MELANIE BROWN IN AIRPORT


Mel B was spotted in an airport with her daughter Pheonix Chi leaving London for America. I'm crossing my fingers that the paternity drama with Eddie doesn't turn into another Anna Nicole/Howard K. Stern/Larry Birkhead type of shit.



LL COOL J SIGNS COPIES OF HIS NEW BOOK AT BARNES & NOBLE IN NYC






1.03.2007

Beyonce Disqualified For Songwriting Oscar


Oscar nominations are weeks away, but "Dreamgirls" star Beyonce Knowles is already facing a shut out in the Best Original Song category.

Though the former Destiny's Child frontwoman is credited on "Listen," a new song which was written specifically for the movie version of "Dreamgirls', there are too many co-writers for all of them to qualify for a statue. According to the Oscars rules, only two people are "normally" given statues in the category. A third can only get a statue if the organization's committee deems them an equal contributor.

Henry Krieger, Anne Preven and Scott Cutler are the three that the Oscar songwriting branch have declared eligible for "Listen," The Academy has confirmed to Access Hollywood. (
source)



You already know what this means. Three roots boxes are on their way to the home of the co-writers of the song. Now before some of you take the liberty out of your evening to compose an online petition I have a bit of good news for you. GQ magazine has crowned Beyonce the "Hottest Woman In The World." Thumbs up kids.


Star Tracks: Lebron, Kelly, Solange and Tierra Mari



check out more flicks of Kelly and the girls at CL


Lebron James along with his girlfriend Savannah (wife/fiance/companion/whatever) and son Lebron Jr. caught up with Kelly Rowland and a group that included Solange and Tierra Mari at the hotel pool in Miami at the Shore Club while on vacation on New Year's Day in Miami.

I suppose T.Error finally gave into the pressure to become an employee at the wig crypt since the holiday shopping season is over.


Rumor Control: Is Halle Berry Pregnant?


Gossip website Hollyscoop is reporting that Halle Berry may have a bun in the oven. According to sources close to the site, the actress has been seen wearing baggy tops in attempts to hide her allege baby bump and has been extra cautious to cover her tummy from the paparazzi in recent weeks.

Well we don't believe you, you need more people.

I'm not saying that the shit is impossible but I'm skeptical about the story. You know the drill, create your own judgement about this one.


Nippy Watch 01.03.07



Panties via Four Four




Getting into Whitney Houston's pants - as well as the superstar's bras and bustiers - will be a snap next week. All you'll have to do is to open your checkbook and spend big.

The Grammy-winning diva is selling off hundreds of her famous stage outfits and accessories, including intimate undergarments, at an Irvington, N.J., auction next week - an event that could earn her hundreds of thousands of dollars in welcome cash.

In an embarrassing financial scare last year, Houston - who's been in rehab for drugs and recently filed for divorce from Bobby Brown - nearly lost her spectacular $6 million, 10-acre estate in Morris County because she owed tens of thousands of dollars in back taxes. But Tuesday's sale by A.J. Willner Auctions should be a small windfall for Houston, thanks to hundreds of her fans, as well as a number of impersonators, who are expected to whip the bidding into a frenzy.

Among the items on the block are 13 of Houston's Dolce & Gabbana bustier bras adorned with animal prints and sequins; four velvet bodysuits with "WH" logos; six black stretch pants; several gold, black, white and red evening dresses; and 16 wardrobe cases. (
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Oh my damn. I'm dying on the inside with dreams of owning a pair of Nippy drawls.



1.02.2007

Flicks From The Opening of Oprah's School For Girls In South Africa

Cheetarah; Mary J. Blige & Tina Turner; Oprah & a group of school girls; Laverne & Shirley

As a 2002 graduate of the Curtis Jackson Academy For Robbin' Industry Niggas, please allow me to just say that I am appalled by Poprah opening up a school. That's not what is going on in the streets. Now give me my damn ipod.

Just kiddin', I don't want it with you cyber nut jobs.

It's always a marvelous occasion when LA Reid and Babyface decide to pack up their Chinese slippers and MAC lip glass and embark on a journey. . . well at least for me. I'm almost sure they were greeted at the airport by a group of beautiful young women tossing glitter in the air.





Oprah; Sidney Poitier; Gayle King; Chris & Malak Rock





Donkey's 10 Most Fascinating People of 2006




#1 Propecia

The majority of you guys are already familiar with our "friend in the head" Propecia. The time has now come for the rest of you to be formally introduced.

Now before you start to complain and send in nasty emails do me one favor, kill ya self.


The "Say Something Nice" Challenge



Wendy Williams' Dons & Divas 2006 Extravaganza Guests






see more pictures at alltheparties.com and whatspoppin.net





Rumor Control: Back At It?



Word on the curb is that Usher and Tameka Foster are back at it again. Gossip about the two started up again after they were spotted at Cavaliers-Hawks game last week. Whispers about the status of their relationship continued to follow the pair as they partied at Tao in Las Vegas on New Year's.

Tameka, if they ever need a babysitter or live in nanny I'm the woman for the job. Give me a call. I come highly recommended by Whitney Houston.


Oprah Opens School For Girls In South Africa



Oprah Winfrey opened a school Tuesday for disadvantaged girls, fulfilling a promise she made to former President Nelson Mandela six years ago and giving more than 150 students a chance for a better future.

"I wanted to give this opportunity to girls who had a light so bright that not even poverty could dim that light," Winfrey said at a news conference.

Mandela, 88, attended the opening ceremony of the Oprah Winfrey Leadership Academy for Girls in the small town of Henley-on-Klip, south of Johannesburg. He looked frail as he was helped on to the stage by his wife, Graca Machel, and Winfrey. But he beamed with joy and his speech resonated with pride.

"It is my hope that this school will become the dream of every South African girl and they will study hard and qualify for the school one day," he said in a firm voice.

Mandela thanked Winfrey for the "personal time and effort" she devoted to the school.

"This is not a distant donation but a project that clearly lies close to your heart," said the anti-apartheid leader who became multiracial South Africa's first democratically elected president in 1994.

Singers Tina Turner, Mary J. Blige and Mariah Carey, actors Sidney Poitier and Chris Tucker, and director Spike Lee also were in attendance. Each guest was asked to bring a personally inscribed book for the library.

Winfrey has said that she decided to build her own school because she wanted to feel closer to the people she was trying to help.

The $40 million academy aims to give 152 girls from deprived backgrounds a quality education in a country where schools are struggling to overcome the legacy of apartheid. (
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