These Are Not Kim And Diddy's Twin Girls
But since I was poppin' shit about Papa Mathew's killer business techniques earlier today I decided to use their side eyes to kombat the evil karma that will undoubtedly plague this site. Get thee behind Satan!
Word is Diddy initially wanted $2 million for the flicks but settled for a six figure sum. Sean, the babies are beautiful but let's be serious. The hype surrounding them was not anywhere near the media circus that was (and still is) Suri and Shiloh.
Now take that cash and buy your mother a new nylon wig.
CoCo And Ice-T Set To Dish Out Love Advice
This news comes too little too late for me. My old folks got divorced for the second time (yes, second) last year. After 25 years of on and off marital bliss and bullshit their relationship could've been salvaged by my Mom taking a trip down to Fredrick's of Hollywood.
Ice-T and his wife, model Nicole (CoCo) Austin, are ready to dole out relationship advice. "Me and Ice are currently writing a book about creating and maintaining a successful relationship," CoCo told us yesterday. "We have had great success in balancing our careers and private lives, and we would like to share some of that knowledge with others who are in need of guidance and/or inspiration." I know I've always wondered how CoCo balances. (source)
The Game feat. Kanye West - "Wouldn't Get Far"
I try to be diplomatic when it comes to the video chicks and aspiring models out there since I do respect their hustle to a certain extent. But um, Gloria Velez, WTF? If someone called me a hoe the last thing I would do is appear in the video co-signing the shit. Bitch really didn't get far.
I'm going to agree with my dude Greg on this one. The Game is just as trif as the video vixens he name drops in the song. The man bragged about fingering Vida Guerra like a 12 year old boy. Need I say more?
Star Tracks: Eve
@ The L.A. Lakers vs. New York Knicks Game
Vanessa Minillo (who attended the game with one of my YT boyfriends, Nick Lachey) and Eve are up to no good in this picture. Heaven only know what they are actually discussing.
The guy in the middle is rumored to be Eve's new love interest. Hope she has better luck with him then her last relationship with the King of Zumunda.
Coke Is It
Jay-Z got it for cheap, ya'll.
source)Jameel Spencer, come to Jesus. You and I both know that there isn't shit appealing about a camel quenching his thirst with Cherry Coke.
Rapper Jay-Z is to leave the advertising world fizzing with anticipation after agreeing to help soft drinks giant Coca-Cola relaunch its Cherry Coke line.
The 99 Problems star's Rocawear firm will design the new Cherry Coke can and the product's TVcommercials, and Jay-Z will appear at its 7 February (07) relaunch at New York Fashion Week.
Rocawear's Jameel Spencer says, "Besides just recording, he's making TV commercials and campaigns for brands... who is better than Coke? They're the biggest. His role is helping brands not get it wrong the way McDonald's did with African-Americans rapping about French fries. There's a reassurance that they won't appear like an out-of-touch uncle trying to act cool." (
Times like this I wish the old Roc-A-Fella crew was still hanging tough like New Kids on the Block. Could you imagine Beanie Sigel holding a gun to some kid's head telling him "he better get down or lay down" when it came to this Cherry Coke game? It's real in these streets son!
Last night while I was flipping back and forth between 'To Catch A Predator' (that's some must see TV for your ass) and 'American Idol' I ran across this commerical for a film featuring Billy Dee Williams, Gabrielle Union, Hill Harper and Zoe Saldana called 'Constellation.'
Instead of watching LisaRaye and Bobby Brown's  dynamic on screen chemistry in 'Gang of Roses' on BET this Friday night check this film out. If you don't Billy Dee is going to pout a nice cold Colt 45
over your dome.
 Bobby's character name in the movie is Left Eye Watkins. I'm surprised the director didn't try to incorporate Chilli's name in the mix.
Benzino The Sex MachineAnother day, another dollar, another D-List celebrity sex tape released to the internet. Move over Dustin Diamond, former co-owner of The Source Ray "Benzino" Scott is trying to take your spot. While I will give Zino points for his, ahem, ass munching technique I am going to have to deduct a few from his total score since there is no man meat any where to been seen.
Where's the beef? Shout out to the homie Miss Info for dropping this "jewel."
And in other penis related news, check out what 'Stomp The Yard' star Brian J. White is working with over at Rhymes With Snitch. This is also NSFW so click at your own risk.
// NSFW (Not Safe For Work) // Warning: Video may dry out your vagina to excruciating levels or make your penis permanently limp.
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Diddy Takes Sienna Home
Diddy spent an entire night partying with new friend Sienna Miller this past Sunday. The pair were then caught sneaking into the actress's hotel at 9am.
Diddy met the actress at Sundance and are said to be nothing more than friends. When he was spotted by the paparazzi outside of Miller's hotel he asked them to delete their pictures and said: "I was just being a gentleman and dropping her off. We all hang out together but there's no more to it than that."
Meanwhile on the other side of town Sienna's ex-husband Jude Law was busy banging Kim Porter's back out. Ha! If only that was true.
Just prepare yourself for the damage control that is going to soon follow. He's going to take Kim out to dinner at a paparazzi friendly location like Mr. Chows or shopping to try to redeem himself.
Like my mother would say, a hit dog will always bark. If it was so innocent then he shouldn't have a problem.
YouTube Clip of the Day
Since I was a busy attending my local pre-school and watching 'Jem' in 1989 I didn't catch this the first time around. Thank God for YouTube. This song and video is classic material for all the wrong reasons but I can't control myself from doing the "Happy Feet" dance to it.
"Not your teeth, put your mouth."
Quote of the Day
"Michael, I feel, needs to become a Muslim because I think it's a great protection for him from all the things that he's been attacked with, which are false."
Now That's What I Call A Shaq Attack
Shaquille O'Neal put his police skills to use early Sunday.
O'Neal, the Miami Heat's All-Star center and a reserve officer with the Miami Beach Police Department, followed a driver who allegedly crashed into his Cadillac Escalade and tried to flee the scene, the team said.
O'Neal and bodyguard Jerome Crawford followed the driver for about five minutes. When the driver, identified by the Miami Herald as 18-year-old Emmnueo Cibrin of Tampa, stopped near a gas station, O'Neal approached the car and summoned a nearby police officer.
Police did not release an incident report Sunday night. Miami-Dade Corrections officials said they had no record of anyone by Cibrin's name being booked on a criminal charge, and it was unclear if he was ticketed for any moving violations.
The incident happened around 4 a.m., shortly after the Heat got home from a Saturday game in Chicago. O'Neal was helping Crawford, a team security official, unload luggage outside Crawford's home in Miami's Coconut Grove neighborhood when the accident occurred. (source)
In all honestly the only reason why I even bothered posting this story is to include this oh so sweet picture.
WTF Files: The Ultimate Stan
Wow. Just . . . wow. Hova's magical two liters of fun strikes again. And this time she didn't even have a sip, damn.
"I've been stalking Jay-Z more than three years," Katrina says matter-of-factly. "Jay-Z is the CEO of Def Jam [Records]. He's a big celebrity. In my mind, he's more than that. He is just my dream. I can't seem to think of anybody else. He is my all and all." Katrina buys every magazine Jay-Z is in, has called him over 300 times and e-mails him 200 times a day, but he has never responded. She even had a T-shirt made up with Jay-Z's and her picture, that she says she sleeps in every night. "Jay-Z's real name is Shawn Corey Carter. When I'm writing songs, I would just call him Shawn. I make up my own songs and leave them on his voice mail," she shares. "I went to a Web site that has gossip, and they believe anything you say. I e-mailed them a letter, saying I was Jay-Z's ex. I also went as far as saying Jay-Z liked me better than [his girlfriend] Beyonce. He's in love with me," she reveals. "Everything was made up. . . "
Katrina's friends have pointed out that she'll never be able to take Jay-Z from Beyonce. "I don't care. To me, I am Beyonce. I am every man's dream. I'm accomplishing it by just looking in the mirror and saying, 'Jay-Z's going to be my man,'" she says. Katrina explains that when she heard a rumor that Jay-Z proposed to Beyonce, she snapped and tore all his pictures up. "I want to see Beyonce and Jay-Z one day in public and just go there and snatch her weave out." (continue)
Who Would You Let Hit It?
YouTube Clip of the Day
I have wonderful news guys. Cheese Grits just signed an exclusive five album contract with Kitchen Azz Hair Records worth a reported $80.74 (before taxes).
Their breakout single "Hatin Ass Bitches On Myspace" is currently burning up the local club scene so you know we had to release a video! Check it out.
I'm taking the girls down to Ching Yang's Beauty Emporium to cop some blonde lace front wigs and Chinese slippers. The dynasty continues, ya'll die!
And Speaking of Solange . . .
My favorite Knowles daughter hit the club earlier this month to celebrate her job promotion. No longer will you hear her scream "Get yurrrrr peanuts here!" at Astros games. Instead, she will be slangin' them franks in Minute Maid Park's concession stands.
That young lady is really going places in life. Forget Rocky Balboa, she's a true American underdog.
13th Annual Screen Actors Guild Flicks
Believe it or not the SAG awards is not an award show honoring Hollywood's finest sleeping titties. The awards are actually presented actors by their peers for outstanding performances in motion pictures and on television.
Jennifer Hudson and Eddie Murphy each won a SAG award tonight, making it even more likely they both will take home Oscars next month. At the rate these two are going they are probably going to need a special trophy case built just to house their hardware.
Solange did graduated from Bob Villa's School of Cabinets, right?
'Ugly Betty' star America Ferrera won honors for best actress in a comedy series while Chandra Wilson snagged a trophy for best actress in a drama series for her role on 'Grey's Anatomy.' A show my black ass has never, ever watched. Oh well.
Keisha & Forest Whitaker ; Jada & Will Smith; Joy Bryant; Anika Noni Rose
Nick Cannon; Tracy Edmonds & Eddie Murphy; Tony Parker & Eva Longoria; Jamie Foxx
Mimi's Playboy Cover
Mariah Carey will grace the March 2007 cover of Playboy magazine. But there's just one catch: the singer does not appear nude in the magazine. According to an insider, the featured flicks are actually are out takes from her album cover shoot for The Emancipation of Mimi. Shout out to the good folks over at Rap-Up for supplying the pic.
Flicks From The "Make It Rain (Remix)" Video Shoot
T.I. ; Trina & Fonzworth Bentley; Fat Joe
What does rap videos and Tyler Perry movies have in common? Same shit, same toilet.
Let me explain. After watching a trailer of Perry's latest movie 'Daddy's Little Girls' I think I can offer a good prediction of what the movie is going to be like. Man gets his children taken away by evil ex-wife, man finds Jesus, man finds love and then man gets his some type of custody of his children.
Recent rap videos are just as predictable. Gather a group of melanin rich folks together, give them a couple stacks of phony money and let the good times and film roll. Boring. I know the song is called "Make It Rain" but fuck that, I'm hating. Check out more pictures at Ozone's official website.
Fonzworth Bentley & Scott Storch (as
Powder) ; T.I., Tiny and Trina; Tiny; Fat Joe's wife Lorena Cartegena and Trina
Sasha In Wonderland
To launch Disney Parks "Year of a Million Dreams" celebration, new images were unveiled featuring the work of acclaimed photographer Annie Leibovitz. David Beckham slayed a dragon, Scarlett Johansson got her Cinderella on and Sasha took a spin in a giant teacup.
Baby Daniel was this.close to being featured as one of the seven dwarfs but he didn't make the cut. Damn.
Star Tracks: The Smith Family
Will Smith was seen on the set of 'I Am Legend' filming an action sequence with his daughter Willow, who also plays the daughter of Will's character in the film. This was a true family affair as Jada Pinkett Smith was also on set.
YouTube Clip of the Day
What Not To Wear
Fantasia is hot. Hot as in frying-fish-at-high-noon-in-the-dead-of-summer-with-a-dusty-box-fan-blowing-hot-ass-air.
Given the fact that she has had issues with her controlling her sweaty puss on stage in the past one would think that she would avoid clothing that gives the appearance of such. But no! Not our Tasia Mae. She takes to tacky Fashion Bug clearance apparel like a fish to water. Now I could be wrong and it might just be the sheen of the material of her "outfit" or perhaps a shadow but she should really consider firing her stylist.
Droopy snatch dripping with sweat is not the movement.
Trey Songz Gives C+D A Shout Out
I think it's hilarious when celebs give different websites shout outs knowing damn well they don't read them. You ain't gotta lie to kick it! (Or for me to promote your projects) But since Trey Songz was kind enough to do so for C+D I am going to try to say nice things about him until the campus police at CAU catches up with him again.
Check out a snippet of his new song "Wonder Woman" from his upcoming album Trey Day which drops this May.
Hangin' With Mr. Coleman
Somebody call the law. Even Gary Coleman has decided to get in on all the freebies at Sundance. Appearing in screen gems such as 'Mama Forgot To Take Her Pressure Medicine' and 'Who Made The Cornbread?' hardly qualifies his ass for a free massage.
And yes that is a pair of Uggs that he is rocking.
The more I look at GC the more I'm beginning to think that maybe James Brown's spirit has been transferred into his body. He got that "look."
Who Would You Let Hit It?
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In Case You Missed It! // Pootie's Breakdown
"I know that when I go home and any time that I leave from here man, anything can happen to me. And it happened to Tupac and it happened to Biggie."
Tyra Fires Back At Her Critics
Tyra Banks says she was upset when unflattering photos showing her in a one-piece bathing suit were mocked on the internet. Tabloids recently showed the former model in a bathing suit with the words "America's Next Top Waddle" and "Tyra Porkchop" beside the picture. Even at her highest weight she claims she was still only weighed 162 pounds.
She will wear the same striped bathing suit she was seen in the holiday snapshots on her show next week in an effort to prove that sometimes the camera does lie.
"I still feel hot, but every day is different. It's when I put on the jeans that used to fit a year ago and don't fit now and give me the muffin top, that's when I say, 'Damn!'," says Banks.
Ty Ty Baby, your wig game may be fucked up from time to time but I still think you look good. You just scare me sometime, that's all.
For the complete story on Tyra's exclusive interview check out the "You Call This Fat?" issue of People People when it hits newstands tomorrow
Hangtags For Humanity And Apple Bottoms Launch The Wendy Williams Contribution Smart T
Last year Wendy Williams announced that she was the new face of the partnership between Hangtags for Humanity (HTFH) and Nelly's Apple Bottoms clothing called Smart Girls. The organization is dedicated to get young girls to practice safe sex.
Shit, her efforts have already been working on me because I know I get turned off to the idea of sex whenever I see her ass. Smart girl!
Isaiah Washington Enters Treatment Facility To Deal With Homophobia
Isaiah Washington entered a residential treatment facility Wednesday morning ABC has confirmed following reports by two media companies that he had entered a program to deal with anger management and homophobia.
"We applaud and encourage Isaiah's realization that he needs help and his subsequent choice to seek immediate treatment for his behavioral issues," said Grey's Anatomy executive producer Shonda Rhimes in a statement Wednesday afternoon.
Washington is reportedly trying to do "whatever it takes" to keep his starring role on the hit TV series.
Monday Washington met with representatives of the Gay, Lesbian and Straight Education Network and the Gay and Lesbian Alliance Against Defamation. (story)
The meeting, set up by ABC, was the first between LGBT groups and Washington since his homophobic remarks at the Golden Globe Awards a week ago.
GLSEN Executive Director Kevin Jennings said that Washington appeared "genuinely apologetic" and agreed to a follow-up. (source)
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