9.30.2006

Candids: Kanye West Goes For A Test Drive


Ah snap, I think I just found a great 'thumbs up for last night's session' picture for the The Dealer. I am going to have to print this out later.

Kanyevil gave the thumbs up to photographers while out for a test drive in a Mercedes McLaren SLR. He picked up the car in near West Hollywood and with the salesman by his side, drove it to Beverly Hills and stopped to show his fiance Alexis before driving back to the showroom and being escorted into an office presumably to make a deal to buy the car.




Work that lollipop boy! Fuck what yoy heard, practice makes perfect.


9.29.2006

Beyonce This, Beyonce That



You guys know my policy. Usually I only do one Beyonce post per week since whenever her name is mentioned on this site (hence the playful moniker SWSNBN or She Who Shall Not Be Named), Stans come from the pits of hell and start to act a donkey in the comment section. Besides, every time she goes to the restroom and manages not to get piss on the toilet seat is just not that damn important to moi. And I still got love for the chick. But like so many people I care about in my personal life, I don't need to see her ass every day.

She's been having one hell of a week though. I just had to bend the rules this time.

I'm pretty sure everyone has seen the pictures of Beyonce feeling the after effect of champagne. Big fuckin' deal. Honey girl is from Houston! You know she probably drinks that potent purple punch out of Daniel's bottles and tips in and out of traffic in that Rolls Royce Big Dick Willie gave her for her birthday.

Shit. You know I'm trying not to curse so much but I can't help it. Moving along, video footage of Mama Tina cutting an interview short hit the internet today. When asked about sizing issues with certain items from HOD, she decided that she had enough and abruptly finished the interview.


watch the interview


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Girl Stop!



Danity Kane @ Press Play Listening Session
Okay, I let muthatruckers slide with the whole fanny pack debate earlier this week. After reviewing some of the different styles I can give folks a pass. However, if I catch you in the club with a piece of extra cloth from a Project Runway challenge wrapped around your head like Chocise from "The Warriors," I'm going to laugh and point directly at you.

This is a warning shot.



Flicks From Irv Gotti's Mooftastical Party

To the untrained eye these pictures appear to be from Irv Gotti's yacht party celebrating his new venture with Universal Motown Records Group that went down last night. Look here folks, I know and recognize a moof secret society gathering when I see one. You're not fooling me Irv. Send these people back to the crypt where they belong, pronto! If you open these pictures in photoshop and apply the mirror action you will see 666 on all of these flicks.


Wendy Williams; Dame Dash & Rachel Roy; Lance "Un" Rivera & Wendy Williams; Stuart Little

Irv Gotti; Vanessa Carlton; and Mr. Wendell; Swizz Beats Chris Gotti, Irv Gotti, and Ja Rule; Fat Joe & Ja Rule; Seven & Cindy Blackman



Little Superstar!

I remember dancing like this in my cubicle every Friday evening during my time as a BellSouth employee. Talking to country ass people all day long on the telephone about their DSL service will have that affect on you, trust me. Thanks KG for the laughs.





Rumor Control: Whitney Houston Dating Bishop Eddie L. Long?



Reports of Whitney and Bobby's divorce shocked the entire entertainment industry. While many suspected trouble in the marriage, few believed that the couple would actually call it quits. But Atlanta Gossip, (AG) has learned that Whitney may have moved on from the relationship a long time ago. We've discovered that for months now, the golden-voiced diva has been cozying up with a popular Atlanta minister, Bishop Eddie L. Long of New Birth Missionary Baptist Church in Lithonia, Georgia.

In an exclusive interview, we spoke with a woman who claims that Whitney and the nationally renowned minister have been carrying on a "close private relationship." The source told Atlanta Gossip that the two met while Whitney was battling her drug addiction. According to the source, the minister served as a spiritual counselor to Houston. She explained, "at first [the minister] was just helping Whitney with her addiction, then the next thing you know they're going on weekend 'retreats' together."

But there's a big problem with Whitney's new "relationship" - the pastor is currently married with children. Our tipster, who is also a close friend of the minister's wife, told us, "what Whitney is doing is just plain wrong, that man has a family." And she offers a stern warning, "I'm not accusing anyone of anything yet, but [the minister's wife] is not just going to sit back and let Whitney steal her man ... if stuff needs to get ugly, it will." Developing . . .





You already know the deal. We don't believe you, you need more people.

I'm not trying to question the credibility of AG (okay, maybe I am just a little) or put them on blast but I have yet to see an official website, blog, or messageboard from them. All types of ridiculous rumors have come from the group in the past.


You can believe what you want to but I'm having a very hard time seeing the truth in this.

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Rihanna @ Just Cavalli Show During Fashion Week In Milan

Rihanna has the quintessential mean mug in these pictures that often leads men in nightclubs to ask "Damn girl, why you look so mean?"

Between me and you, T.Error Mari called me last night and said that she spotted Rihanna's car at the airport and asked if I wanted to help her key it up and throw a brick in the back window. I told her I don't get down like that any more and to hit the Young Gunz up. It's not like they are doing shit right now either.


w/ Roberto Cavalli & Nicky Hilton


Your Two Cents Required: An ATM For Jesus

Jazlyn emailed me this story earlier this morning and I just had to share it with you guys. I can't wait to read your comments about this one. I bet they have one of these at the Temple of Jay Hova.



Pastor Marty Baker preaches that the Bible is the eternal and inviolate word of God. On other church matters, he's willing to change with the times.

Jeans are welcome at Stevens Creek Community Church, the 1,100-member evangelical congregation Baker founded 19 years ago. Sermons are available as podcasts, and the electric house band has been known to cover Aerosmith's "Dream On." A recent men's fellowship breakfast was devoted to discussing the spiritual wages of lunching at Hooters.

It is a bid for relevance in a nation charmed by pop culture and consumerism, and it is not an uncommon one. But Baker has waded further into the 21st century than most fishers of American souls, as evidenced one Wednesday night when churchgoer Josh Marshall stepped up to a curious machine in the church lobby.

It was one of Stevens Creek's three "Giving Kiosks": a sleek black pedestal topped with a computer screen, numeric keypad and magnetic-strip reader. Prompted by the on-screen instructions, Marshall performed a ritual more common in quickie marts than a house of God: He pulled out a bank card, swiped it and punched in some numbers.

The machine spat out a receipt. Marshall's $400 donation was routed to church coffers before he had found his seat for evening worship.

"I paid for gas today with a card, and got lunch with one," said Marshall, 30. "This is really no different." (
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Vivica A. Fox @ Jubilee! 25th Anniversary Show

Vivica made a guest appearance in the Jubilee! show at Bally's in Las Vegas last night. The classic show is celebrating its 25th anniversary. Now this is the Aunt Viv I enjoy seeing. Not the one pussy poppin on stage with incoherent rappers at award show ceremonies trying to prove she still sexy.






9.28.2006

Rumor Control: New Couple Alert?



Elizabeth Banks, Terrell Owens, and Sanaa Lathan at an after-party for the 2006 ESPY Awards

Could a sizzling hot romance be bubbling over for Sanaa Lathan and Terrell Owens? That's what the latest rumors around the net are saying. The actress was allegedly seen a few months back out in Oxnard, California while Winston the danger kitty tossed around a few balls, ahem, at training camp. In a recent interview with Upscale magazine, Sanaa remained mum when asked about her love life.



"Yes, I am dating and I'm having fun," she says with a smile, while sending an e-mail on her BlackBerry. "I met someone recently [who] I kind of like, but it's too soon to tell. You know how that is!"



I'm looking forward to see what new rumors will develop next out of this. You know certain gossip sites are going to have a field day with this. I hope that Sanaa is by his side right now to make sure he is taking the correct amount of his meds. For more juicy details on this story check out Young, Black, and Fabulous.


Monica, Jermaine Dupri, and Dem Franchize Boyz @ 106 & Park


Monica performed "Everytime The Beat Drop" along with Jermaine Dupri (he needs to go back to the crypt already) and Dem Franchize Boyz yesterday on the 106 & Park stage. Those kids definitely burned some major calories during the performance.

watch the performance




Graph - "MySpace Jumpoff"


Since there are so many songs dedicated to random shit, why not have one for the jump off chicks on Myspace? I've already booked studio time this weekend to record a song about different styles of maxi pads, or as my Granny would say sanitary napkins. You like the flexi-wings? Yup! You like the overnights? Yup! You like the scented ones? Yup! You like four wall protection? Yup!

All I need is a "tight beat" and I'll guaran-damn-tee you I would have the 106 & Park generation leaning and snapping their fingers. Thanks Shonna for the video!

One more thing, why does this nigga have a shirt with "Rat Poison" written across it? Is that's what's poppin' in the streets (apparently along with fanny packs) now?



American Woman Stay Away From Me



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Remember this dusty looking broad? She is the woman accused of stalking actor Colin Farrell. On Monday, Dessarae Bradford apologized for confronting him during an appearance on The Tonight Show in July. While she admitted her actions were overzealous, she insists that the relationship between them was real.

Whatever nigga.

A Los Angeles Superior Court judge ruled in July Bradford must keep at least 492 feet away from Farrell until the court hearing last month.

The restraining order has since been extended to 2009.


ANTM Episode Two Portfolio Pictures

I'm not sure what the creative concept of this week's challenge was since I didn't watch the entire episode. But judging from the Bronner Brothers Hair Convention type of shit going on with the girls' hair I don't think I want to know. As you can probably already tell I'm not connecting with this season very well. I'm sure that some of you can't wait to express your opinions about the makeover drama. I know Dex falls into that category :)


Mo'nique ; Michelle; Melrose; Megg; CariDee; Eugena

Jaeda; Megan; Anchal; Amanda; A.J.


Chingy feat. Jermaine Dupri - "Dem Jeans"



Chingy gets some help from JD in the new video for his ode to ladies in denim, "Dem Jeans". Certain parts of the clip reminds me of the "Right Thurr" remix video.

And speaking of another song with an almost identical title and concept, who could ever forget the greatness that was Master P's "Them Jeans"? The lyrics I'm country / you country / we country / come closer its a free country still send chills down my spine to this day. God bless Percy Miller.

Girl grab the wall then shake it like a dog. I think I'm having a moment here.


09.28.2006 Random Flicks

THANDIE NEWTON @ ONLINE SHOPPING SITE LAUNCH PARTY
GABRIELLE UNION @ SELF MAGAZINE BREAST CANCER AWARENESS BENEFIT



9.27.2006

Fresh Flicks: Trina, Trick Daddy, and Chamillionaire On Video Set

Here are a couple of pictures from the set of Trick Daddy's new video "Bet That" featuring the blinged out Pokemon himself, Chamillionaire. How much do you want to bet that Trick didn't wash his before coming on set that day? Big up to the good folks over at Ozone Magazine. I'm still trying to recover from one of the parties that went down over the summer. It was crazy to say the least!





news via Cake And Ice Cream



Terrell Owens Denies Suicide Attempt



Flamboyant (here we go again - - Fresh) Dallas Cowboys receiver Terrell Owens denied a police report that he attempted suicide, saying he became groggy after mixing painkillers with supplements. As if to prove he's doing fine, Owens went from the hospital to catching passes from quarterback Drew Bledsoe within two hours, then proclaimed himself "very capable of going out there and playing on Sunday" - despite whatever happened Tuesday night and a broken right hand.

Owens said Wednesday the confusion likely stemmed from an empty bottle of pain medication found by his publicist, who was with him at the time and called 911. He said the rest of the pills were in a drawer.

"I was non-responsive when she made that call," Owens said. "She made the call out of her judgment for my well-being." Appearing in a news conference at team headquarters a few hours after leaving a hospital for what a police report described as "a drug overdose," Owens wore workout gear and no bandage on his right hand. The star receiver smiled and seemed more amused than peeved at the latest ruckus surrounding him.

Owens, 32, blamed a combination of hydrocodone, a generic form of Vicodin, with all-natural supplements for making him ill. (
AP)



I only have two things to say about this entire fiasco: DRAMATIC CUNT. I quit this bitch.


Fantasia's Dad Sues Publisher For $10 Million


Fantasia Barrino's life pre-American Idol may not have been a fairy tale, but according to her father, the book about her life includes some parts that are pure fiction.

The American Idol winner's dad, Joseph Barrino, sued publisher Simon & Schuster for $10 million Tuesday, alleging that the 2005 memoir Fantasia: Life Is Not a Fairytale contains "false, exaggerated, sensational, intentional and malicious untruths."

Joe Barrino, a truck driver and a musician himself, is claiming that, although his daughter is listed as the book's author, it was the singer's grandmother, pastor Addie Collins, who actually penned the story. The details that granny supposedly fudged include a description of Joe Barrino as being hostile to the music industry, a part where he asks his daughter for money, and the suggestion that his children's music careers were more important to him than their education. (Fantasia has three brothers and their parents, Joe and Diane, are still married.) . . .

"The unfortunate publication of Fantasia's life story by Simon & Schuster seeks to capitalize on her American Idol success through disparaging certain members of her family," Joe Barrino's attorney, Kendall Minter, said in a statement. "The lawsuit seeks to redress these wrongs and restore the integrity of the family members." (E! Online)


watch Fantasia explore her inner Shug Avery while singing "Pass Me Not"


WTF Files: Shug Knight Rides A Mechanical Bull



video spotted @ Nah Right


Love Is In The Air


Congratulations to Karamo for finding a special tenderoni in a world full of elbow macaroni. I'm going to mail you guys a toaster later on today. (Thanks Aubrey for the picture.)


Candids of Kelis Shopping In London

I'm not a big supporter of some of the horrendous trends of the past that are coming back into emergence. I believe we should close our eyes, click our heels twice, and leave some shit behind.

I love Kelis like cooked food but the fanny pack thingie has got to go. Last time I rocked one was on a trip to Disney World along with a "Don't Worry Be Happy" t-shirt.

But hey, what the hell do I know. I'm not Andre Leon Talley or anything. Kelis and Nas were also in London during the same time as Bey-Z. How spectacular, celebrity weed carriers.




Candids of Beyonce & Jay-Z In London

Beyonce and Big Dick Willie enjoy lunch with Renault Formula 1 boss Flavio Briatore at London's Cipriani restaurant. After lunch the pair split up, Jay-Z going back to his hotel while Beyonce did some shopping at the famous Harrod's store. They then left on a jet from a private air strip near Stanstead Airport, north of London. Ah, the life and times of Shawn Carter. Must be nice.

You gotta love the way SWSNBN put on her game face for the cameras. She manages to smile no matter what. I'm not mad at her for that. It gives Us Weekly and The National Enquirer a lot less pictures to choose from when she has some sort of breakdown and is hospitalized for "exhaustion" or is caught with weed at an airport.


Check out the door attendant's mug in the third picture. He's probably thinking "Nigga, fade to black already!"


Terrell Owens Attempts Suicide



Flamboyant Dallas Cowboys receiver Terrell Owens attempted suicide by overdosing on pain medication, even putting two more pills into his mouth after fire rescue personnel arrived, The Associated Press reported Wednesday citing a police report.

A Dallas police report released Wednesday morning said Owens told a friend "that he was depressed." The report was first released by WFAA-TV.

The friend, who is not identified in the report, "noticed that [his] prescription pain medication was empty and observed [Owens] putting two pills in his mouth," the police report said.

The friend attempted to pry them out with her fingers, then was told by Owens that before this incident he'd taken only five of the 40 pain pills in the bottle he'd emptied. Owens was asked by rescue workers "if he was attempting to harm himself, at which time [he] stated, 'Yes.'"

KTVT-TV in Dallas reported that a woman named "Etheridge", likely his publicist Kim Etheridge, called police at 7:51 p.m. to report a suicide attempt. KTVT-TV reported that Owens ingested 35 pills.


Owens left the hospital early this morning, The Fort Worth Star-Telegram reported. A hospital spokeswoman told The Associated Press early Wednesday there was no patient registered as Terrell Owens, although federal privacy laws allow people to block their name from being released. (
ESPN)



09.27.2006 Random Flicks

USHER REUNITES WITH HIS 5TH GRADE TEACHER LAUREL BUTTRAM BACKSTAGE AT "CHICAGO" BROADWAY SHOW








JAY-Z PERFORMS IN DUBLIN // JANET & LUDACRIS ALBUM SIGNINGS AT THE VIRGIN MEGASTORE IN NYC







9.26.2006

Simmons' Family Tragedy

The Simmons family has suffered a devastating blow due to the lost of their newborn girl. My heart really goes out to them since they seemed so excited about Justine's pregnancy.


A rapper's wife gave birth Thursday, but the scene quickly turned to tragedy after their newborn girl was pronounced dead.

Rev Run, a.k.a. Joseph Simmons, shocked fans last year when he announced that his wife Justine was pregnant on his MTV reality show "Rev's House."

Justine's pregnancy was the cliffhanger on the MTV show last season. It generated intense interest among viewers who have been anxiously following the pregnancy and awaiting the birth.

Simmons, a member of the legendary rap group Run DMC, was at Valley Hospital in Ridgewood New Jersey Tuesday for the birth of his child. Doctors delivered the baby via c-section, revealing a cruel twist of fate -- the baby girl was born with organs outside the body. The newborn died a short time later.

TMZ has learned that MTV cameras were inside the hospital at the time of the birth, though we do not know if they were in the delivery room. (
source)



Star Loves Her Bitch


I'm talking about the dog of course. Right. Star has one hell of an ultimatum for the National Enquirer. Either admit that a story calling her marriage a "sham" is false or prepare to see her ass in court!





Bob Chapman, the high-powered attorney who represents Star and Al, tells TMZ that the Enquirer's story that Al is gay and the marriage is falling apart is not true. Chapman insists, "They are happily married," adding that Star is "emotional and stressed out" over the story.

The article in question, published in this week's issue dated October 2, 2006, features the headline "Star Jones' Husband Walks Out!" In a demand letter to the Enquirer, Chapman writes the article is "false and defamatory" and has "caused them massive damage." The letter also states, "You have also chosen to state that Mr. Reynolds is gay. While Mr. and Mrs. Reynolds believe that everyone should be free to make their own choice concerning sexual preference and that there is nothing wrong with being gay, you have nonetheless chosen to falsely state that Mr. Reynolds is gay." Chapman also states that the Enquirer has done "grave damage to their reputations, both publicly and privately." (
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Fresh Out The Wig Crypt

Believe me, Mama Tina is walking around her dungeon lair livid right now. How on earth is she going to explain to Papa Mathew that all of these people managed to escape from the crypt? Tina if you are reading this I just want you to know that all fingers point to one person: Baby "Let My People Go" Daniel. He does sneaky stuff like this from time to time. Shame shame shame!

The wig crypt fugitives all-stars were spotted last night in Cleveland at an event for Heineken's Red Star Soul. Any function where they can take a break and socialize is a good look for them. Especially Cosey Coleman. Smile for me Daddy!

Michelle Williams; Cheri Denis; Cosey Coleman; Lyfe; Larry Hughes; Cosey & Nitra Coleman; Governor

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Buyer Beware! Diamond Princess Perfume Will Leave You Smelling Like You Just Had Sex With Lil' Wayne

My Dad brought me this shit for my birthday this year. I had to do re-enact the "what you trying to do, kill me?" scene featuring Shug Avery when he brought that mess to my door. When in the hell did they start bottling dog piss and selling it, I do not know. Okay so it isn't that bad but it's not in my top five.

You know, Khia should create her own fragrance next. In her commercial she could perform her verse from "So Excited" while channeling her inner Sasha at the local landfill. Is You Hongray, for the girl who likes to act bad and talk dirty in us all.







Check out the hood remix to "So Excited" on Khia's myspace profile.


Candids of Ashanti Shopping


Ashanti was spotted while shopping at Atrium in New York City last week. Maybe she was stroking Nelly's ego by purchasing some Vokal clothing for her Pops since no one else seems to wear that shit. Well, besides Sway.



Bobby Needs A Car!




Now that Whitney Houston has filed for divorce, R&B crooner Bobby Brown has to plan for a future without a rich wife.

I hear that the 37-year-old Brown -- who reportedly has been staying in L.A. with "Video Vixen" Karinne Steffans since separating from Houston -- would appear on the African-American-oriented cable channel TV One only in exchange for a car.

Producers of the TV One reality series "I Married a Baller" -- an inside look at the marriages of sports figures -- invited Brown last week to have an on-camera lunch with former Tennessee Titans player Eddie George and his wife, Brown's old friend Tamara (Taj) George of the R&B group SWV.

"When he asked for a car, we actually thought he meant for us to book him car service, and I told the producers to set it up," the show's executive producer, Datari Turner, told Daily News contributor Jawn Murray. "But then I was told that he actually wanted us to buy him a car!"

Brown's longtime friend and occasional rep, Ray Pouncey, told TV One that Brown was new to Los Angeles and didn't have wheels, so a car would be the ideal payment instead of an appearance fee. Brown apparently wanted Taj to formally present the vehicle to him on the show as a gift. (
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I'm really praying that we don't get a "The Flavor of Bobby" out of this whole separation ordeal. Or better yet another season of "Soul of a Man" featuring B. Brown. We already know how Nippy used to get down at gas stations on her late night quest for Krispy Kremes, so Bobby has got to be a beast.


Diddy's "Press Play" Album Listening Party



Andre Harrell being presented a birthday cake


The stars showed up and showed out in support of Diddy's last night at his album listening party. Everybody looks like they were having a pretty good time. Well, Cassie looks a little lost but what's new. Nice haircut kiddo! We still know it's you though. The party also dubbed as a birthday celebration for Andre Harrell.





Lil' Kim & Diddy; Tiny & T.I.; Cassie; Vanessa Manillo; Kevin Liles; Junior Reid; Michael Kyser & Rocsi




check out Sandra Rose's gallery to see pictures from Diddy's listening party in ATL




9.25.2006

Rumor Control: It's Not What You Think



There has been a lot of buzz around the net about these pictures of Cam'ron and his new found friend. Miss Info has the real story behind the flicks so check out her podcast over at the Hot 97 site. It's not what you think at all. A huge shout out goes to Miss Info for showing both C+D love and Talkin Reckless (and also the big homie Eskay) today during the Celebrity Drama Report. 'Preciate it!

Thanks Butta for filling me in! I had no idea.


Take It Off For Tyra


Tyra is looking for a SPECIAL audience for this one!! For an upcoming episode of the show, the producers are requesting only people comfortable sitting in just their UNDERWEAR sign up to be in this taping's audience.

Big, small, short, tall, as long as you dont mind stripping down to your skivies Tyra wants you there. Acceptable dress is bra and panties, boxers and a tanktop, or slips; but NO PAJAMAS this is an UNDERWEAR show.

Plan on arriving fully dressed and stripping down on set DURING THE SHOW!!! If you're a show-off this is your chance to shine. (
source - - via Juicy News)


Ah, if only that was a penis in that picture. Tyra is really reaching. I just hope the members of her audience take time to really preserve their sexy that day. I doubt they will though.



Fresh Flicks: 10th Anniversary of Black Sports Agents Association

I'm still treading in unfamiliar territory with the whole First Lady LisaRaye title. I still see her as, well, Diamond. It's not necessarily right on my part but it is what it is. I'm wondering if she sent Superhead a special invite to the gala. She probably wrote "in this business closed legs don't get fed" at the bottom of the invitation. Gotta love those Ronnie hoe quotes man! Whatever the case, I'm sure we will read about it in her next book.





Regina Hall, LisaRaye & Sanaa Lathan; Nick Cannon; Neicy Nash; Karrine Steffans; LisaRaye & Michael Misick; Terry and Rebeca Crews ; Andre Farr & Nick Cannon; Danielle Farr



Rochelle Aytes; Tamala Jones; Andre Farr & Michael Misick; SUPERHEAD!; Maxi (of the Mary Jane Girls - - random right?); Bob Jones; Michael Misick & the 1st Lady



The Afterburn: Janet's Appearance On Oprah


Okay folks, I know most of you were tuned in to Oprah for Janet's interview today. What did you really think about it? Did you stare at her breast the entire time wishing they would escape like my perverted cousins? Or maybe Jermaine's gums turned you on. Let me know!



Pictures From The Boost Mobile Concert


Check out Man Man. You see, eating chicken wings and pumping iron actually help some folks out. Ms. Peachez would be so proud. You hear me?




Kelis; Young Jeezy; The Chicken Noodle Soup People; Ashanti & Her sister; Gipp & Paul Wall; Papoose; T.I.






Nick Cannon,; Fabolous; Kelis & Nas; Nelly






Jay-Z Is Evil




I know how sensitive people can get when it comes to their opinions and beliefs about religion so I won't interrupt your comments. But I will say that this. You smart!


Fire Your Stylist: Fantasia @ The Apollo On 09.22



Do we need to set up a PayPal account for Ms. Barrino? It looks like she has been shopping in Aqualeo's closet.


"Ring The Alarm" Parody Video

If you are going to do a video parody for a song this is how you do that it. I don't give two blue fucks if you are a stan or not. The shit is hilarious.



Dramatic cuntmedy at its finest. Love it.



Boy Stop: A Rappa Ternt Singer


A few weeks ago I took a trip down to Florida to catch T-Pain perform live. I know what you are already thinking and the shit wasn't by choice. The concert wasn't at a hole in the wall club, more like a dent in the sheetrock. Damn! I thought the audience would love him regardless though since he is from Tallahassee.

Wrong, wrong. This T-Pain we're talking about.

It was about 200 attendees at the most, and I'm being generous with the number. He performed his signature songs "I'm Sprung" and "I'm In Luv With A Stripper" while the crowd gazed in confusion.

Watching this video of him
covering "I Don't Want To Be " on Yahoo literally brought me to tears. It's so wrong. It's like watching him perform all over again. Leave that white man's song alone please. Boy stop! Big thanks K for the laughs.



09.25.2006 Nigga Please




"I don't like kiddie music, my song is not bubblegum. You would think it was when you hear the hook but it changes to a real hip hop song.

My music adapts to everyone not just kids or grownups. I would hope they wouldn't put it in a category like that.

By the time I end my career I want to be one of the greatest. I feel like everybody is just doing the same thing right now and I'm trying to do something totally different. People think they can be just like Jay-Z but nobody wants another Jay-Z, they want something new." (
source)



This dude cannot be serious. He must've smoked a whole pound of the sweetest kush that money could buy before conducting this interview. Presidential shit, Willie Nelson. I mean really. "Do Your Nut Sack Hang Low" hardly qualifies as something new. Niggas gonna be rhyming about how many hits their fucking site gets next.

The current state of music in hip-hop can be easily described by the late Christopher Wallace on the remix to "Flava In Ya Ear."

. . . Disappear, vamoose you're wack to me/ Take them rhymes back to the factory / I see / The gimmicks / the wack lyrics / The shit is depressing / Pathetic, please forget it . . .



09.25.2006 Panache Report Blind Item



This black female celebrity was rumored to have been an nymphomaniac in high school. For the last several years, she has been labeled a sex addict in the industry and she's known as the girl to go to when you need a "quick fix." Numerous men have her on redial and she soaks up the attention. She doesn't seem to have control over her urges or impulses. She also uses sex to calm her nerves and when she gets depressed, she uses sex as an "anti-depressant." Her reputation is so bad, she has never had a steady boyfriend, just brief flings. Her addiction has become so severe, when she gets lonely and starved for affection, it is not uncommon for her to have sex with a male aide. It's rumored that she averages 2-3 sexual encounters a day, sometimes with different men. (Panache Report)





Birthday Parties & Bullshit


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Both Clifford and Christina Milian celebrated their birthdays over the weekend. The Bankhead Ambassador is in NYC filming the movie "American Gangster" which stars Denzel Washington.



T.I.'S NYC BIRTHDAY BASH




Lil' Kim; Angela Simmons, Common, Vanessa Simmons; Tiny; Nelly; Maino & Lil' Kim; DeRay Davis & Common; Miss Info; Kevin Liles




CHRISTINA MILIAN'S B-DAY PARTY IN MIAMI





I know I've aired my grievances about Christina and that God awful song "Say I" in the past but I really do like Ms. Milian. Something about that girl's smile makes me feel chipper. If this singing/acting shit doesn't work out for her she could always get a job at the Gap. I don't know about her man Dre sometimes though. He looks like the star QB on your high school football squad who only has two teachers. No sir.





Janet Jackson On The Cover of King Magazine



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Oh whatever. Like you didn't see this shit coming. Don't forget to catch Damita Jo on Oprah later on today. I'm crossing my fingers real tight that a conversation about how Jermaine Dupri is in bed doesn't come up.


9.23.2006

The Cards Don't Lie! Miss Cleo Comes Out The Closet

Totally random and unexpected, I know. But Miss Cleo has decided to reveal that she likes to eat out too. Good for her.


She's known for the catchphrase "The cards never lie," and now Miss Cleo, the controversial former infomercial psychic, is finally telling some truths - - about herself.

From the late 1990s through 2002, the woman whose real name is Youree Dell Cleomili Harris was a late-night staple who, in a thick Jamaican accent, urged viewers to dial a charge-by-the-minute 900 number to have their fortunes read.

What those viewers didn't know, and what some members of her own family still don't know, is that Miss Cleo is a lesbian. Four years after the infomercials were pulled from the air under a cloud of various lawsuits and federal and state investigations, Harris says she has been inspired to come out publicly by a teenage godson.

"He and I started talking when he was concerned about coming out. He was 16. When he made the decision I told him I'd be there to support him 100%, and he embraced [coming out] wholeheartedly," Harris says. "It's a different vibe than when I was his age, being raised Catholic in an all-girls boarding school. But he was afraid of nothing, and I thought, I can't be a hypocrite. This boy is going to force me to put my money where my mouth is." (
source)



9.22.2006

I'm Just Saying . . .



What is the big freaking deal here? The man makes a comment about moisturizing Zahara's situation and people are ready to hold a rally at our nation's capital about it. Somebody please help me understand what the fuss is about because I honestly don't. Lord give me a sign!


Nelly Loves Moses



I couldn't resist the opportunity of bringing up NBA legend Moses Malone. Stuff like that doesn't happen everyday around here. It wasn't the 12 time All Star that inspired Nelly to get some new ink work however.



Rap star Nelly got the name Moses tattooed on his right arm because he so closely identifies with the Biblical leader. Nelly, real name Cornell Haynes Jr., grew up on the rough streets of St. Louis, Missouri, and was able to rise above his troubled upbringing to become one of the most successful rappers of all time. . .

Nelly explains, "I've got the name Moses on my inner right arm. I can relate to this story, as far as leading people out. That's how my boys (the St. Lunatics) and I felt about the St. Louis music scene. (When we hit it big) we felt like we were leading some of the top musical talent out of there, on to broader horizons." (
source - - via Vibe Confidential)




Hey, it's a hell of a lot better than Chingy's "Daddy's Angel" tattoo.


Fresh Flicks: "The Last King of Scotland" Premiere




Forest Whitaker; Vanessa Williams; Furonda; Forest Whitaker & Kerry Washington; Atmosphere; Obba Babatunde; Kerry Washington; Stevie Wonder & Forest Whitaker

Check out the lady holding the clipboard facial expression in the third picture. Classic. And you gotta love the "atmosphere." Such an important part of a film release event . . . yeah.




Young Dro - "Rubberband Banks"

Has a song ever started to play in the club and you instantly feel the urge to slap the shit out of the person sitting directly to the left of you? I can't speak for everyone but this song does it for me. It's bad enough radio stations nationwide ran "Shoulder Lean" into the ground. I've been leaning to that shit since last summer, damn. I have a feeling they are going to do the same with this.

I do however recomend buying the clean version of The Best Thang Smokin for young children who are learning their colors. He makes at least 20 references to limited edition Crayola crayon hues. If you have the album you know what I am talking about.

And just for the record, mau mau mau mau > choy yong yong yong.





PSA: Stop Being Aggravated Over Nick Cannon



Nick & Kim @ The Teen Vogue Young Hollywood Party


This morning I had about 10 angry emails about Nick Cannon allegedly hooking up with Paris Hilton's friend Kim Kardashian. Look ladies, I don't have shit to do with who Little Nicky is letting tickle his balls. Yes, I know she has been connected to Ray J and The Game in the past but who gives a shit?

Who a man titty humps on his days off is his business. Besides, ya'll are missing the point. Fuck Nick Cannon. Stop making your blood pressure rise to dangerous levels, it's not that serious. Thanks in advance. And keep those emails coming.


Lucy Diamonds Does Not Care About Jay-Z

I interviewed Lucy Diamonds a couple of days ago for my column at XXL. She had a lot of shit to say about Jay-Z. She even called that nigga that anti-Christ! Damn. I had to struggle to keep a straight face through out the interview.

To make a very long story short, in a lot of people's eyes Lucy is the source of the rumors about Hova's mother being in a lesbian relationship. The buzz sparked up once again when she posted this video on her Myspace profile.

Personally, I could care less if Gloria likes to eat out more than once a week if you know what I mean. It's other shit going on in the world.



WTF Files: LaToya Jackson, Again



I have no words. Well yes I do. Ride 'em cowgirl!



09.22.2006 Various Candids

50 CENT @ CHINA WHITES // RIHANNA @ KABARET // AMERIE OUTSIDE OF HER HOTEL




VANESSA WILLIAMS CHOWING DOWN AFTER A WORKOUT // MICHAEL JORDAN & CHARLES OAKLEY ON THE TOWN








9.21.2006

Fresh Flicks: Kelly Rowland @ Macy's 2006 Glamorama Dress Rehearsal

While Michelle is busy organizing the wigs in SWSNBN's underground crypt by length, color, and curl pattern, Kelly is brushing up on her stage presence. The fashions that the models are wearing are from the House of Dereon. Are you feeling the designs?

Remember ladies (and our dramatic cunt brothers), every now and then you gotta go in the back of the closet and pull out that freakum dress so you can get bodied later on that night. Urgh, or something like that.



Elise Neal's Assorted Flavors


If you're a fan of the Pussy Cat Dolls then Elise Neal's new all girl singing/dancing troupe called Assorted Flavors may just arouse, ahem, your attention.



"I love producing, and I put these girls together and choreographed a lot of the numbers we do," says Neal. "I'm hoping this will lead to producing other stage shows as well as film. I just got asked to direct a video." Neal says she's lined up some impressive producers for the debut album on which Assorted Flavors is working. For instance, "I've got Mike City, who worked with Brandy, and Kwame, who has written for Will Smith and Lloyd Banks." She says the album will be a mix of "Hip-hop and R&B. Our sound is edgier than standard R&B groups and more street. And everybody can sing and everybody can dance."



get more information on the girls over at Brown Sista



Candids: Kimora Lee Simmons Shopping In NYC


KTBJM (inside joke) was seen out in Midtown Manhattan where she went shopping at Barney's with a her go to weedcarrier BJ Coleman. After her shopping spree she stopped at a street vendor and purchased a hot dog for an afternoon snack.

The jokes continue to write themselves.


Rumor Control: T.Error Is Alive!



Another death email has been circulating the internet for the past couple of days now. This time the subject is our dear friend T.Error Mari. The emails claims that she was killed in a car accident this past weekend. That shit isn't true!

Last I heard she was still working at the Wal-Mart service center. Okay, so I didn't actually "hear" that but you get what I'm trying to say. The girl is still alive! Stop trying to kill people off. Let's count how many people have "died" this year.

- Jaleel White
- Kel Mitchell
- Brooke Valentine
- Sister Souljah

. . . and now Teiarra Mari. I know dead artists get better promotion but this is not the way to do it. Please ring the alarm before Jermaine Dupri hires the mob to off Janet so 20 Y.O. is number one on the charts.


Janet Jackson On The Cover of Italian Vanity Fair


Janet Jackson has managed to land on every magazine cover except for Big Booty Hoes Hump Wit It and In-Fishermen. But since I am feeling these pictures of her I decided to post them any way. I know, I do realize that I am contributing to her overexposure but fuck it.






check out the winning Janet fan covers at ONTD



9.20.2006

Rosie O'Donnell Thinks Oprah and Gayle King Are "A Tiny Bit Gay"





Rosie O'Donnell trained her gaydar on Oprah Winfrey and her BFF Gayle King on "The View," saying that the talk-show queen and her BFF Gayle King are, despite their protestations to the contrary and despite their not being full-blown lovers, "a tiny bit gay." As the denizens of "The View" mused about Oprah and Gayle's cross-country trip, as chronicled on Oprah's season premiere Monday, Rosie turned her attention to the pair. Her assessment? "You might be a little bit gay, you're just not doin' it," she said of O and G, explaining that an absence of sex wouldn't preclude the pair from sharing in a certain sapphic satisfaction. (
source)


Well alrighty then. Thanks for sharing Rosie. Seriously, who still watches that shit ? I wasn't an avid viewer when Starzilla was on the show.


Fresh Flicks: MOBO Awards

At tonight's MOBO Awards, it is rumored that the crowd let Beyonce know that they didn't appreciate her not showing up to the ceremony by booing each time her name was mentioned. From my understanding, the audience was a little salty since she didn't show up for the show. Aww, don't be cruel. Girl can't be everywhere.

Although she was absent from the ceremony, it didn't stop her from winning three awards. Corinne Bailey Rae's hit song "Put Your Records On" took home two awards - - for best U.K. female and best U.K. newcomer.

Click here for the list of winners.


Corinne Bailey Rae; LeToya Luckett; Amerie; Rihanna



Straight From The "So What" Files: Various Rappers @ Sucker Free On MTV


The Game & Jim Jones; Ludacris & Cipha Sounds; Chingy & Jibbs; 50 Cent & Hot Rod; Young Dro; Chingy & Young Buck; The Game & Cipha Sounds



09.20.2006 Nippy Watch

Last time we saw our hero she was down at the local DMV. You can now catch Whitney on the latest issue of Us Weekly. In the cover story, it is reported that Courtney Love of all people is alleged to have played a role in Nippy's rehab. How random!


On September 8, Whitney Houston, 43, filed for separation from husband Bobby Brown, 37, citing "irreconcilable differences" and taking the first step in ending a tumultuous 14-year marriage.

Though a source close to the couple says Houston and Brown have talked divorce "dozens of times," they never set the legal process in motion. Why the big step now?

Sources tell Us Houston came to the conclusion that her rocky marriage – complete with infidelity and dwindling finances - was finally over after a dramatic intervention led by Houston's music-biz mentor, Clive Davis (who was prompted to intervene at the behest of singer, Courtney Love who recommended that Houston work with her own addiction coach, Warren Boyd).

"Getting sober has given her the clarity to move on from him," a source close to Houston tells Us. Adds another source close to the couple, "After all these years, she cleaned up and got smart. She didn't need him and realized it.” (Reps for Houston and Brown had no comment.)



Meanwhile, Bobby has said that the divorce has made him sad. I know, I know. Yup, yeah me too.



Malinda Williams In King Magazine

If you don't wish to see the create-a-player girls from the Flavor of Love on this month's issue of King, you can check actress Malinda Williams out instead.



Malinda Williams' personalities fall in the pussy family. Although she's generally playful -- a trait she refers to as being a kitten -- the New Jersey-bred actress turns tiger when pleasure takes a backstep to business. "The tiger gets me where I need to go," she says. "Sometimes she just shows her face to check people." In a business with limited roles for Black women, a shorty's gotta eat. And in addition to starting her Modern Goddess lingerie line, Malinda, 30, has been feasting on acting gigs. She landed a spot on NBC's mid-season ensemble drama Windfall (A Black woman wins the lottery. That's fiction at its best.) and a leading roll as Big Boi's superwife in the OutKast musical Idlewild. Gotta respect her growl.

KING You've been acting professionally since you were 11. Any casting- couch horror stories?

MALINDA WILLIAMS Now I'm a lot clearer on how I want to navigate this industry. It's like driving on a racetrack. If you let your eyes off the road for one second it can be disastrous. You have to keep your mind on the finish line, and that's where my mind is focused.

Red flag! That type of determination and drive in a woman is usually very intimidating to a man.

I've definitely noticed that. I'll see men across the room thinking, "She don't wanna talk to me." It's an unfortunate thing because to me confidence is one of the sexiest things a man can have. For women like me who have found and stepped into their power, it takes a super-confident dude to be by my side. (
continue)








Another Case of Art Imitating Life?


It's not just B movies and reality television shows for Aunt Viv. She has spread her wings to include appearing on the cover of novels. Hey, a check is a check.

(cover spotted @ Vibe Confidential)


Janet Jackson On HOT 97's In-Studio Series

Remember how entertainment shows and websites did a Suri Cruise watch? I'm going to start doing the same for Janet's forehead. Damn, it's been a minute.


Listen tracks from 20 Y.O. at BET.com



DMX Opens Up About Being Raped

DMX took a break from holding impromptu prayer circles meetings long enough to speak candidly about being raped by a Washington, D.C. woman. His rape subsequently resulted in him fathering a child with the same female.


"She raped me," the rapper told S2S editor Jamie Foster Brown. "I mean, you know, that might sound like some bullsh*t. No man has ever been... you know what I mean, like never? Is that the only thing in the world that's not possible?"

Mrs. Simmons recalled an earlier encounter with the woman. "Before the stuff hit the fan, she came up to us while we were in court and said 'I work for kids that are sickly,' said Tashera. "So he said 'Give her my number.' That's how it goes all the time. At first, I said OK. But, then I thought she looked deranged and obsessed with him."

While his wife "blocks out" the experience to cope, X gained a more valuable lesson: "Turn on the light before I go to sleep," he said. (
source)




9.19.2006

The New Girl On The Block




Christina Vidal has come on board the CW's comedy "Girlfriends" as a recurring, playing a tough celebrity fitness trainer. Vidal's credits include the features "See No Evil" and "Freaky Friday" and the series "10-8: Officers on Duty." She is repped by Paradigm and Bob McGowan at McGowan Management. (source)




Does Christina look a little familiar to you? If she does then you probably recognize her from the Nickelodeon show "Taina."


Rumor Control: This Man Is NOT Brian McKnight


Or maybe he is. This man's name may very well be Brian McKnight, but there is no way in hell he is the R&B singer. Case closed.



Model Moguls


So many girls think that modeling is a party. It's not," says supermodel Tyra Banks, who stayed one step ahead of the cutthroat modeling industry by positioning herself to be finished with modeling before it was finished with her. In the BLACK ENTERPRISE (BE) September issue exclusive, "Models Inc.," writer Alisa Gumbs profiles former African American models who transitioned from runway divas to savvy businesswomen-from the legendary Barbara Smith of B. Smith Enterprises to the flamboyant Kimora Lee Simmons, president and creative director of Baby Phat.

The most well-known examples of models turned mogul are September issue cover subjects Iman and Tyra Banks. Iman sits atop a cosmetics empire that sells millions of dollars of products annually through mass-market retailers such as Walgreens, Wal-Mart, and Target. Banks is the creator, host and executive producer of the hit reality show America's Next Top Model and The Tyra Banks Show, a talk show that has scored high ratings with young female audiences, earning it a second season. "Few models ever make it big, and the majority of new businesses fail. But these women have managed to conquer two very difficult arenas-despite their double minority status and the perception that they are nothing more than pretty faces," says Gumbs. "BE celebrates their achievements and, at the same time, highlights some of the often overlooked pioneers of the trend."



Awww, How Cute!

Dame Dash and his six year old daughter Ava enjoyed an afternoon of riding through New York City's West Village on a tandem bicycle this past Sunday. Although I think Dame can be a huge dramatic cunt at times, I couldn't help but smile when I saw this photo over at TMZ.




Candids: Beyonce Shopping In Monaco

While the purse watcher was busy shooting his new video yesterday, Beyonce and a couple of her friends hit the boutiques and stores of Monaco.







9.18.2006

Fresh Flicks: The CW Launch Party



Tia Mowry; Khamani Griffin; Golden Brooks; Tyler James Williams; Tyra Banks; Jay Alexander; Jackee Harry; Brittany Daniel and Tracee Ellis Ross


T.I. Featured In Fashion Spread For GQ Magazine

I respect the fact that Clifford is on his grown man and all but he still looks like Man Man getting clean for his Easter speech. He looks good though.
Shout out to Amanda from Atlantic for the scans!







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09.18.2006 Quote of the Day



Vibe: In the past you have been linked to artists like 50 Cent. Any comments?

Mya: Yes: it's not true. 50 and I never dated, never cuddled, never did anything, period, despite what he chooses to believe in his own mind. I don't know how he would get Lloyd Banks confused with me. (read the entire interview @ Vibe)


Diddy's "Press Skip" Cover /Promo Info


This cover gets your attention, that's for sure. It isn't in my top five but at least it looks better than Chris Lova Lova's R&B album cover.


Bad Boy Records founder, CEO and recording artist Diddy has unveiled plans for a sleepless, event-jammed, cross-country promotional tour heralding the impending arrival of his eagerly awaited new album, "PRESS PLAY," due in stores on October 17th. Beginning September 18th in Philadelphia, Diddy will barnstorm America, traveling to cities from coast-to-coast in an itinerary of marathon endurance.

Included in the non-stop schedule will be special "PRESS PLAY" listening parties hosted by multi-format radio stations in major markets. Throughout the month-long run, Diddy will also be honored by mayors and other local officials. In some cities, Diddy will be awarded the prestigious "Key to the City," while in others, a proclamation of "Diddy Day" will be announced to celebrate his visit.

In addition, the "Press Play" tour will include a series of "Diddy High" events, where he will visit high schools in a number of cities, including Philadelphia, Baltimore, Washington DC, Norfolk, Atlanta, Boston, Chicago, San Francisco, Las Vegas, and others. In speaking with students, he will address such themes as "No Excuses," "How To Make It Happen," "Press Play On Your Life," and "Empowerment."




Superhead 2.0

Carmen Bryan is the latest promiscuous girl to capitalize off of her sexual relationship with a rappers and athletes by penning a tell all book. Geez, everybody has a freaking story to tell.

In this clip from the XXL new DVD magazine she talks about Beyonce's freakum dress zipper having a big winkie wan, serving her a glass of orange juice butt ass naked the next morning, and her relationship with Diddy and Allen Iverson. Shout out to Jayson for the tip!





watch part one of the interview




Black Movie Awards 2006 Nominees



You know I'm kidding about the last picture, right? Just wanted to make sure I had your attention.




Outstanding Performance by an Actor in a Leading Role

Presley Chweneyagae (as Tsotsi)
Tsotsi
Miramax Films

Chiwetel Ejiofor (as Lola)
Kinky Boots
Miramax Films

Tyrese Gibson (as O2)
Waist Deep
Rogue Pictures (Focus)

Cuba Gooding, Jr. (as Mikey)
Shadowboxer
Freestyle Releasing

Denzel Washington (as Keith Frazier)
Inside Man
Universal Pictures

Outstanding Performance by an Actress in a Leading Role

Halle Berry (as Ororo Munro/Storm)
X-Men: The Last Stand
20th Century Fox

Meagan Good (as Coco)
Waist Deep
Rogue Pictures (Focus)

Sanaa Lathan (as Kenya McQueen)
Something New
Focus Features

Queen Latifah (as Georgia Byrd)
Last Holiday
Paramount/Universal

Keke Palmer (as Akeelah)
Akeelah and the Bee
Lionsgate

Outstanding Performance by an Actor in a Supporting Role

Mos Def (as Eddie Bunker)
16 Blocks
20th Century Fox

Laurence Fishburne (as Dr. Larabee)
Akeelah and the Bee
Rogue Pictures (Focus)

Jamie Foxx (as Staff Sgt. Sykes)
Jarhead
Focus Features

Hubert Koundé (as Arnold Bluhm)
The Constant Gardener
Paramount/Universal

Jeffrey Wright (as Bennett Holiday)
Syriana
Lionsgate

Outstanding Performance by an Actress in a Supporting Role

Angela Bassett (as Tanya Anderson)
Akeelah and the Bee
Lionsgate

Rosario Dawson (as Mimi Marquez)
Rent
Sony Pictures

Lauren London (as New New)
ATL
Warner Bros. Pictures

Lynn Whitfield (as Victoria)
Madea’s Family Reunion
Lionsgate

Alfre Woodard (as Joyce McQueen)
Something New
Focus Features

Outstanding Achievement in Screenwriting

Tina Gordon Chism
ATL
Warner Bros. Pictures

Rob Hardy
The Gospel
Screen Gems

Tyler Perry
Madea’s Family Reunion
Lionsgate

Kriss Turner
Something New
Focus Features

Norman Vance, Jr.
Roll Bounce
Fox Searchlight Pictures

Outstanding Achievement in Directing

Vondie Curtis–Hall
Waist Deep
Rogue Pictures (Focus)

Malcolm D. Lee
Roll Bounce
Fox Searchlight Pictures

Spike Lee
Inside Man
Universal Pictures

Chris Robinson
ATL
Warner Bros. Pictures

John Singleton
Four Brothers
Paramount Pictures

Outstanding Motion Picture

Akeelah and the Bee
(Producers: Laurence Fishburne, Nancy Hult Ganis, Sid Ganis, Danny Llewelyn, Michael Romersa)
Lionsgate

ATL
(Producers: Dallas Austin, Jody Gerson, James Lassiter, Will Smith, Tionne "T-Boz" Watkins)
Warner Bros. Pictures

Four Brothers
(Producer: Lorenzo di Bonaventura)
Paramount Pictures

Inside Man
(Producer: Brian Grazer)
Universal Pictures

Madea’s Family Reunion
(Producers: Reuben Cannon, Tyler Perry)
Lionsgate

Tsotsi
(Producer: Peter Fudakowski)
Miramax Films



Visit the BMA website for more information and to cast your vote!



Congrats To LaLa & Carmelo!

And no, they still aren't married.

My best friend can attest to the fact that Carmelo Anthony was my "boyfriend in the head" for a couple of years. But when he started going dow to Fraggle Rock hanging out with LaLa I got turned off. Okay, that was wrong. I'm over the situation though and I'm happy for the couple. I've moved on to Reggie Bush so I'm alright. I'm standing by my man as we speak. Those gifts he accepted in college were actually for me.


MTV VJ LaLa Vazquez and her fiance, NBA star Carmelo Anthony, are expecting their first child together in March, Vazquez's rep, Jack Ketsoyan, confirms exclusively to PEOPLE.

This will be the first child for both. The couple, engaged since Christmas Day 2004, plan to wed after the baby's birth.

Vazquez, 27, is a VJ for MTV shows including TRL, Spring Breakdown and Direct Effect. Anthony, 22, a forward for the Denver Nuggets, won a bronze medal as a member of the U.S. Olympic basketball team in 1984. Now People know they need to fact check - - Fresh

"The couple is very excited and they can't wait until the arrival of their new baby," Ketsoyan tells PEOPLE. (
source)



9.17.2006

Random Weekend Flicks


CHRYSLER FINANCIAL AND HSAN PRESENTS ATLANTA HIP-HOP SUMMIT




DJ Drama; Chingo Bling; Bryan Michael Cox; Remy Ma; Young Jeezy; Ludacris & Mom Roberta Shields ; Bobby Valentino; Killer Mike


Chingo's shirt = Priceless

ALIZE LIVE PRESENTS "THE WENDY WILLIAMS EXPERIENCE"


Wendy Williams; Keyshia Cole; Wendy Williams & Michelle of Alize; Kindred; D-Nice & Michelle; Wendy W. & Keyshia Cole; Wendy W. & Kevin Hunter



Boy Stop!

Just a few minutes ago I was sitting here twirling around in my gold lame drapped office chair praising Yahweh (this is Sunday you know) while surfing the net. In between gulps of my peach smoothie I decided to check my email.

I'm always down with checking out some fresh man meat. So when I saw "Marques Houston Gets Naked, Sort Of" in my inbox I clicked my heels twice and started to read the message. This is what I saw. NSFW, sort of.

Yet more evidence to support my theory that Myspace is darksided. Remember kids, take care of yourselves. And each other.


9.15.2006

Is That You Deborah?

It's been a minute since I last seen songbird Deborah Cox. I'm sure she hasn't been hiding or anything, I just haven't seen her ass around. Today when I came across these pictures of her at event for Tinsley Mortimer and Roberto Cavalli I had to do a double take. She looks . . .different, no?





Deborah C.; Deborah C. and Roberto Cavalli; Deborah C. and Cristiano Mancini




WTF Files: LaToya's New Liquor Endorsement Deal

It Girl Public Relations and Star Ice President and CEO, Joey Sulfaro are introducing this Australian import to the US. LaToya Jackson has also become a part of this team as the beverage's official celebrity spokesperson.

"I have always wanted to be involved with a hot, new lifestyle product such as this", said Jackson. Star Ice, it is a delicious malt beverage imported from Australia and bottled in a slim line bottle with a champagne fizz imported from the mystical land down under- Australia. It is available in today's hottest flavors such as Green Apple, Raspberry, Passion Fruit and Cranberry. It has an everlasting taste full of flavor.

The Star Ice team has been very busy working on pre-publicity, photo-shoots, campaign jingles and shooting a commercial. LaToya has already been featured on Access Hollywood and Extra to promote the drink. (Eurweb)




Huh?


Tyra's "Deja Vu" Parody

Earlier this summer we saw a few pictures of Tyra channeling her inner Sasha. She was running around downtown Los Angeles like she was fresh out the wig crypt. Everything happens for a reason right? This is what she was working on. Dramatic . . . you know the rest.



(video spotted @ Juicy News)




Ms. Peachez Around Bryant Park

Normally I'm against PETA dousing muthafuckas with red paint but . . . kidding. Look in his eyes, that bitch knows he is F-I-E-R-C-E.

And I love him for it. But I wonder what DMX would think of this ensemble.




Rumor Control: It's A Wrap!



Splitsville for Mary and Kendu? That's the rumor nowdays. Normally I don't take the word of ahem, some gossip sites, but there have been other sources speculating that they couple's relationship is on the rocks.


Say it ain't so. I hear the entourage of a certain singer currently on tour is waiting for the artist's road show to end so that they can tell her that her man is cheating on her. Sources tattle that the belter's beau, who has contributed to her recent lifestyle change, has been keeping company with a couple of chicks on the side. Now her camp is afraid to break the news to the singer for fear she'll cancel the rest of her tour. After the tour wraps, the relationship could be 'a wrap' as well. (BV)



Every since Mary fired of sister (who was also her manager at the time) late last year people have been saying that Kendu is bad news. All I have to say about the situation is that I would hate to see Brook Lynn emerge and splatter that negro with a pot of hot grits.

I hear K-Ci is still available but, you know, I can't confirm anything. Holla at your boy, Mary.


Michael Knight's Collection @ Fashion Week

This season of Project Runway has really grabbed my attention. Not only has it had it fair share of drama but the designers are also incredibly talented. Here are a few fashions from Michael Knight's fashion show during Olympus Fashion Week. What do you think?



9.14.2006

09.14.2006 Random Flicks

09.14.2006 BRYANT PARK SIGHTINGS



Serena Williams; Usher; Richie Rich of Heatherette


CIARA HELPS CELEBRATE THE 10TH ANNIVERSAY OF NYC'S ALL-GIRLS PUBLIC SCHOOL // DARRYL "DMC" McDANIELS HONORED BY THE FRIENDS OF HARLEM HOSPITAL



Queen Latifah In Essence

In her interview with Jeannine Amber, Queen Latifah talks about her business partner Shakim Compere, keeping her personal life private, and different film projects she is currently working on. She also addresses those pesky gay rumors:


Latifah says when she was cast in Set If Off--arguably one of the standout performances of her career--playing Cleo, a rough and rugged lesbian who enjoys an on-screen girl-on girl kiss, she called her siblings to warn them that they might catch some jokes. "I told them they had to be strong because I really thought I could do something special with the role." Now, a decade later, she's still getting asked about how much she and Cleo have in common.

For her part, Latifah refuses to confirm or deny. She says she has plenty of gay friends, and to deny anything about her personal life would be an insult to them. Plus, she says, the whole thing is stupid. "If I'm not going to tell you what guy I'm dating, I sure wouldn't tell you I'm dating a girl."







WTF Files: Fry That Chicken

Initially I wasn't going to post this because I didn't want to hear the crying and moaning about how I was helping set black people back 50 years by showing this video but whatever. This is my site. If you feel that strongly then please write to your local city officials or someone else who gives two blue fucks.

This is a hot ass mess. I was expecting Flavor Flav to walk pass at any moment holding a KFC bucket. Black people, we got to do better. You hear me?

Okay that was wrong but you get what I'm saying.





Flicks From Nas' Suprise Birthday Party


Kelis & Nas; Mario & Nas; Katt Williams & Kelis; Sincerly Ward, D-Nice, and Jessica White; Usher; Usher & Nas; Damon Peruzzi and Marsha of Floetry





Rosie Perez; Kelis & Tracy Morgan; Nick Cannon & Mario; Usher, Nas, and Chris Webber






Ann Iverson Is A Ghetto Queen

I remember reading an article in Sports Illustrated a couple years back in where Allen Iverson's mother Ann Iverson said that she basically was impregnated by immaculate conception.

Right. Allow me to reintroduce myself. I'm the Queen of fucking Zamunda.

Anyway, here is a three minute segment of Ann at All-Star Weeekend. Don't show BET this clip though, you know they would make her ass a correspondent for the Black Carpet.

Now the question still stands: Who would win in a street brawl, Ann Iverson or Ne-Yo's mom?




The Aftermath

According to people close to Karrine, she and Bobby are not involved in a romantic relationship. She's actually helping him out.



Recent reports have suggested that Karrine Steffans, the self-proclaimed "Video Vixen," may have caused the impending divorce of Whitney Houston and Bobby Brown. But a source with knowledge of the relationship tells TMZ that it's Brown who has sought out Steffans for moral and financial support: He stays at her L.A. home "frequently" and Karrine actually ponies up for Bobby's pre-paid cell phone.

As TMZ reported earlier, Houston's publicist Nancy Seltzer confirms the Grammy award-winning singer will file for divorce from husband Bobby Brown. . .

According to the TMZ source, there is in fact no romance between Brown and Steffans, and that outsiders are creating that illusion because of her past, in which she was known as "Supahead" by legions of R&B and hip-hop artists to whom she provided sexual services on the sets of their videos. She wrote a book about her experiences, "Confessions of a Video Vixen," which was a New York Times bestseller.

Steffans recently told the New York Daily News' Lloyd Grove that her relationship with Brown was "a really tricky situation" and called him her "dearest friend," but wouldn't admit to having a physical relationship. During the summer, at a concert Brown gave with fellow '80s artists Bell Biv Devoe and En Vogue at the Greek Theater in Los Angeles, Steffans was backstage and in fact took Brown home in her car. Brown had told the audience that he and Whitney were on the rocks and that he needed a "tenderoni" to take home; it appears he found that "tenderoni" in the form of Steffans. Brown and Steffans' encounter that night was caught on tape by a show called "I Married A Baller" on the TV One network. (
TMZ)



The King of R&B has a pre-paid cell phone? I'm done.


I'm Just Saying . . .

(cover cyber jacked from Nah Right)

They couldn't have picked a better cover than this? He looks like he just
got a whiff of Mathew taking a dump in the bathroom after eating one of Mama Tina's special dirty rice, urgh, Creole dishes. Not a good look.



Janet Jackson feat. Khia - "So Excited"


I have to give credit where credit is due. I would like to give a big, big shout out to Khia for scaring the flu out of me. Thanks for snatching my common cold back.



9.13.2006

T.I. On The Cover of V Style

V Style is Vibe magazine's fall male fashion supplement and is distributed to male subscribers only. Luckily for me the good people over at Atlantic Records sent over the scans from his magazine appearance. Clifford cleans up well!

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News Bullentin! Nippy Files For Divorce


Whitney Houston has filed for divorce from her husband Bobby Brown, her publicist told The Associated Press on Wednesday.

Publicist Nancy Seltzer declined to reveal where or when Houston filed the divorce papers, and said the singer had no statement to make.

"I can just confirm that she has filed for divorce," Seltzer said.

Houston and Brown, who married in 1992, have had a sometimes tumultuous marriage, and rumors of their breakup have surfaced often over the years.

The couple have one child, 13-year-old daughter, Bobbi Kristina. (
source)



Lord take me now!



Mya & Kelis Model In Heatherette Fashion Show

The Heatherette fashions are a little too much for me. Just looking at certain pieces makes me want to grab some glow sticks and start twirling around and pop an ecstasy tablet. But I love those two dramatic cunts so damn much.




09.13.2006 Nippy Watch

Where is Kelly Clarkson when you need her? I feel like belting out "A Moment Like This" right now! Whitney and Clive Davis (who looks a lot like The Penguin from Batman) were on hand at the 15th Annual Ella Awards honoring Johnny Mathis. To say that I am happy to see her looking healthy and happy would be a complete understatement. Go Team Nippy! Thanks Just4 for the tip!

You can also catch Bobby Brown on the cover of the new Vibe. Best week ever.




Vivica A. Fox's First Dance On Television

While searching for last night footage of Aunt Viv on Dancing With The Stars on YouTube, I came across this video clip of her on Soul Train back in 1982. Damn, I was still swimming around in my Papa's nuts. Aww, she looks so wholesome and sweet. Now she just scares me.

But forget all that, let's talk about the prizes for the Scramble Board. Ultra Sheen cosmetics? A one year subscription to Ebony and Jet? Sign me up!




Buffie the Body Lands New Endorsement Deal

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Buffie the Body is out to prove that she's just not all ass! She has recently inked a deal with Azzure Jeans as a model.



Video vixen Buffie The Body, known for her curvy backside, has just inked an endorsement deal with Azzure Denim, helping promote the jean line and appear in their new advertising campaign. Azzure, who provides quality denim clothing for men and women, is launching a movie-inspired ad campaign that will being appearing in magazines across the nation, with Buffie being on the campaign's featured models.

"I am excited about being a part of an Azzure campaign," said Buffie. "I love their clothes and the company. And once I saw the pictures, I loved them even more!"

One aspect of the campaign Buffie is most excited about is that it will focus on her other assets, and not just her butt, which she is most recognized for.

"The pictures focus on Buffie the person and not just Buffies butt, plus they're gorgeous," explained the video vixen. "This campaign will give people the opportunity to view me from a somewhat different perspective. It shows that I can sell ads with my clothes on as well as off."
(source)




Sin City, ya'll.


9.12.2006

Free and A.J. In Vibe

In the October issue of Vibe, Free and AJ are interviewed for the first time together. I'm interested in hearing their side of the story since it hasn't really been exposed yet.

I think that Free is naturally beautiful but I'm not really feeling the pictures of her. She looks a little strong in the jaw area.





Hoe Sit Down: Rick James Remy Ma

It's been a minute since the last HSD post. Who better than Remy Ma to bring it back? She is apparently salty about not walking away a winner at the '06 BET Awards. Boo nigga boo.



(video spotted @ Hip & Pop)

I hate when people just can't take a loss and keep it moving. Plus its a BET Award. I could see probably understand if she was upset about a Grammy, hell maybe even an American Music Award. Fall back girl, you looking really corny right about now.



More Fashion Week Pictures

JANET JACKSON @ BILL BLASS SHOW // STAR JONES @ REEM ACRA SHOW



MARC JACOBS SHOW & AFTER PARTY



Lil' Kim; Kanye & Alexis; Lil' Kim & Dita Von Teese; Kanye & Jared Leto (WTF happened?) ; Lil' Kim & Marc Jacobs; 50 Cent



Guess Who's Coming To Dinner



Justin Timberlake will appear on 106 & Park today to promote his new album Future Sex/Love Sounds which drops today. Well well well, this should be interesting.


Terrell Owens In ESPN Magazine

Whenever I look at this man all I see is a pussy. A chunktastic, furry little pussy.




Named Winston! If you've been reading this site for a while you already know that I think these two were seperated at birth. Deja vu! (pictures via Juicy News)



09.12.2006 Quote of the Day





I love how much rappers have been bitching and complaining about every little thing that Jay-Z does lately. It's really quite hilarious to watch all of this shit from the sideline. At the VMA's LL Cool J reportedly said "I that I think Def Jam needs to be a better promoter of hip-hop. I think Jay-Z does a very good job . . . of promoting Jay-Z." I would have to agree with that statement but in the back of my mind I'm also thinking that he is 50's latest toy soldier. Put the battery in his back, wind his ass up, and watch him go.

Anyway, our Krispy Kreme addicted friend DMX recently told Vibe magazine that SWSNBN is turning Jay-Z into a full blown metrosexual. We already know how he feels about Chinese slippers and lip gloss, but now he decided to set the record straight about flip-flops.


DMX - the oft-arrested hip-hop star - says real men don't wear sandals. And he blames Beyonce for Jay-Z's flip-flop fetish. "The flip-flops - he's just not the same," DMX complains in Vibe magazine. "It's Beyonce. He's a sucker for love. Thugs don't do flip-flops. Yo, no matter how much vacation I'm on - we been to St. Thomas, Bahamas, all the little islands - I don't wear no flip-flops. I'm never that comfortable, not even in my own house." (source)


And there you have it folks. DMX is always aware of his gangsta, even in the comfort of his own home.




UPDATED


This is the best time to get the donuts. *heaven*




Luca Luca Fashion Show Flicks

Another damn fashion show. Exciting shit right?



Kelly Rowland; Kanye West & Alexis; Kanye; Rachel Roy Robert Verdi; Kanye, Alexis, and Paris Hilton



9.11.2006

Raven Stops By @ TRL

From one former Cosby kid to the next! Raven stopped by the TRL studios earlier today. I'm not sure what the reason behind her visit was or why she was sporting the Terminator shades, but whatever. It's hard for me to hate on Raven since I respect her grind so much. A lot of people think she is corny and what not but I think she is a positive role model.




Rumor Control: Is Keisha Knight Pulliam On Drugs?

My inbox has been filling up today with emails asking me Keisha Knight Pulliam was on drugs. I can't confirm or deny the rumor but I hope it isn't true. If this is a ploy to garner attention by making up shit, shame on them.


Bossip has exclusively learned that Keisha Knight Pulliam formerly of the Cosby Show (Rudy) has a cocaine habit that goes back years. Multiple sources tell Bossip that Keisha ran in an elite circle of Morehouse and Spelman students in Atlanta who dabbled in cocaine while in college. The source who is a member of this circle says he witnessed Keisha do a line of coke at a party and that one of their friends from Florida dropped out of college and fell on hard times due to this cocaine culture within this elite group of primarily wealthy students. "Keisha still does coke and it is widely known by her friends, it's not a secret" says a source.

Bossip has contacted members of this circle of Morehouse and Spelman students and Keisha's cocaine habit is said to be beyond "dabbling"
. (
continue)





"We Ride" - Rihanna

The new video for Rhianna's song premiered last Friday on AOL but the video was down for a couple of hours. So I decided to just wait for it to hit YouTube. I think she looks nice in the video. Check it out.




WTF Files: Introducing Leroy Wells

Despite the Bronx jersey, I had a strong suspecion that Leroy was from the South the moment I laid my eyes on him. I know my country people when I see them. Goodness. Thanks Boots for the clip.



And put Jesus first cause if you don't, you ain't gon' be nuthin'.


09.11.2006 Candids



Kelly enjoyed lunch at Barolo's in Soho this past weekend while Brandy did a little bit of shopping along with a friend. I'm still not understanding why she is walking like a dramatic cunt in the second picture though. No ma'am.


09.11.2006 Caption This!



Beyonce took the B train in New York City on her way to her B'Day album signing. Oh my gosh, get it, B train? Ah ha ha ha ha! I'm rolling around in my gold lame draped office chair praising that brilliant idea. Clay Cane has a funny post about her field trip that you should check out.


Part Times Lesbians Apply Here!

Uh oh, somebody is running out of show ideas. What next, the secret world of sideline hoes? How to pick out the perfect freakum dress? Girl stop.


ARE YOU A 'PART TIME' LESBIAN?

Are you or someone you know a part-time lesbian?

Do you hook up with girls only when you are partying?

Do you want to have your first lesbian experience?

Did you experiment with girls for a while but now you're back to strictly dating guys?

Does your boyfriend/husband love or hate the fact that you hook up with girls sometimes?

Are you a lesbian who hates the idea of a 'part time' lesbian?

IF you or any of your friends want to weigh in on this topic the Tyra Banks talk show is looking for some strong opinionated/outgoing females. . . please send you name, age, brief story, recent photo, and your contact info. (
via
ONTD)



Thank you Tyra for raising the caliber of show topics in the daytime talk show world.



Various Weekend Pictures from Fashion Week

Damn, why does Lil' Kim remind of the Cowardly Lion from the Wizard of Oz. Give that bitch one order of courage and keep it moving. Janice looks beat the hell up but that would be what else is new.

BACKSTAGE @ THE BABY PHAT SHOW


Lil' Kim & Kimora Lee Simmons; Brandy; 50 Cent; Amerie; Lil' Kim & Janice Combs; Lil' Kim & KLS
BLACK STYLE NOW


Lil' Kim; Joy Bryant & Eva Pigford; John Demsey and Liya Kebede; Bre; Kevin Lyles; Spinderlla


Janet Jackson In Giant Magazine



For the love of Jermaine Dupri's gums, please buy this woman's album when it comes out.

Please. (Continue @ Hip&Pop)


9.08.2006

More Pictures From The Fashion Rocks Concert



Elton John & Rihanna; Jamie Foxx & Friend; Kanye West & Alexis (does she have a last name?)
I almost forgot to mention, you can watch the Fashion Rocks concert tonight at 9pm EST on CBS. I'm sure you will be entertained.


Diddy Gets Wet For Ocean Drive Magazine



Diddy's October cover shoot with Ocean Drive in Miami


If you haven't already heard, Diddy and Fiddy have squashed their little beef. Is that what they are calling publicity stunts now?Anyway, after a long night of sharing wine by the fire place inside of Diddy's beach front Mansion in Miami, the two decided enough was enough.

Then they had hot, wild passionate sex. End scene.

That's so not true. But they have kissed and made up. Right, you know this isn't the last tiime we're going to hear about this crap.

In other Diddy related news, he plans to semi-retire after the birth of the twins.


Sean 'Diddy' Combs is planning to semi-retire when his girlfriend Kim Porter gives birth to their twins. The rap mogul is thrilled at the prospect of becoming a father again, claiming the news of the twins "blew my mind", and he can't wait to spend more time with his family.

Combs tells AllHipHop.com, "When you hear some news like that, it kinda blows your mind in a great way. From a far, you see other people talk about twins and it's hard to grasp the reality of that. On a short note, I was happy before, I am ecstatic now.

"I definitely think it's gonna slow me down a little bit more because I gotta do what I'm supposed to do. I gotta make sure the majority of my time is spent making sure my kids are straight. I ain't gonna slow down all the way, but I am going to slow down a little bit."
(source)


By the way, feel free to caption the photo.


Happy Birthday, You Deranged Thief You

I think Foxy looks pretty freaking ridiculous in that get up she is wearing. It looks like she stole brought that shit out of the trunk of somebody's car. I'm not speaking to Kimora until she tells me who the hell this woman is. I'm still confused.




Foxy Brown; Kimora Lee Simmons & Misa Hilton-Brim; KLS; BJ Coleman, KLS, and Tina Lee



A Cockroach Versus A Fabulostic Weatherman


I can't stop watching this! I didn't know Wayman from 'Low Down Dirty Shame' got a job as a weatherman. Wanna sausage? I love the raw emotion in his eyes. Somebody please give this man a Lady of Soul Award. Thanks Butta, Dex, and Diamond Diva for the forwards. Oh my God!



Hewpz Will Rot Your Eyes Out!

Our favorite strong armed midget [1] is featured in this month's Eye Candy section in XXL. In the interview she talks addresses the gay rumors (she isn't), denies talks of a possible relationship with T.I. ("Me and T.I.? Nah, we just be in the studio") and why she decided to appear in Lil' Keke's video for "Chunk Up The Deuce."

[1] Since we are both 5'2" I suppose that makes me a dwarf as well.





Well It's About Damn Time!

A date has finally been set for R. Kelly's child pornography trial. Opening arguments begin on Oct. 13, according to Metro Networks. As previously reported, Kelly faces charges of child pornography for allegedly videotaping himself having sex with an underage girl.

He has proclaimed his innocence since the investigation began years ago and denies that he is the man in the video. Don't set your TiVo's just yet for Court TV however. Sources from that network tell us that the trial's judge may prevent cameras from entering the courtroom because the case involves a minor.
(
source)


They should've locked his ass up after he made that song with all those gorilla noises in the background. Maybe him and Ron Isley could share a cell and let the BET cameras film footage for a reality show. This may sound like a foreign concept right now but don't be surprised if you see it come into actualization.


UPDATE: Here is the correct information on the trial.


John Legend- "Save Room"




Kanye's side line hoe is back with a new video. Rejoice! Although the track reminds me of one of the type of songs that usually play when I visit the dentist's office for a routine cleaning, it's still not half as annoying as "Ordinary People." Yet.

And folks let's stop with the product placement already. I'm glad you have the latest cell phone but c'mon, quit.


9.07.2006

Various Flicks From Fashion Week

New York City is booming once again with celebrities. More than 80 designers are expected to preview next season's styles over the next eight days. Hopefully some of our favorite celebrities will take notes. But don't count on it.


COMMON @ MEN'S HEALTH PARTY // MISSY ELLIOTT @ ADIDAS PHOTOCALL // AMERIE @ MISS SIXTY FASHION SHOW // RIHANNA @ FASHION ROCKS CONCERT //




Ah what the hell. I'm going to go back on my word (just this once!) and add you know who to this post. I can smell the stampede coming. Clutch your pearls folks, it's going to be a long night.




BEYONCE & JAY-Z PERFORMING AT FASHION ROCKS CONCERT






Okay, Who Is This Broad?


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Following the success of her first fragrance, the self proclaimed Queen of Opulence is back with another scent for you to spray on your sheets after a hot night of good loving. But who in the hell is she using for the ad campaign? That's not my Kimora. I don't know who this bitch is.


WTF Files: Yet Another Ghetto Wedding (Part One)


I'm kind of pressed for time since we are having severe zesty weather. I will upload more later. Diesel 15, the corner is calling your name.


Viva Glam VI Dinner



You good Lisa Marie?

Funny, I've done an Eve post for three days straight (not purposely mind you) and no crazy fan has showed up in the comments section saying "Yes! Please post more of our Queen." But then again does she still have fans? I'm just saying.

I absolutely love Lil' Kim's new hair color. Jury is still out on the face, but the rest of the package looks nice. And is Russell not sporting any Phat Farm for once in his life? Shut up!



Kelis; Lil' Kim; Lisa Marie Presley & Christina Aguilera; Dita von Teese and Eve; Russell Simmons; Eve


Miss Jackson Gets Nasty . . . Again

It must be S&M/bondage week here at C+D. First Suge Knight, then Kelis and Nas get nasty for the cameras, now this.

Just when I thought Janet Jackson was running short on magazine covers to grace she proves me wrong.









Entertainment Tonight revealed new pictures of Janet for the upcoming issue of W magazine. She looks like she enjoys being choked out by Suge Knight in them. I'm clutching my pearls as we speak. (pictures via Perez Hilton)



Kelis feat. Nas - "Blindfold Me"


Mr. and Mrs. Jones hooked up for the second single off of Kelis Was Here.

Via
Real Talk Ny



9.06.2006

Queen Latifah @ Missy Elliott Candids

Is that your chick? Not for long. Queen Latifah and Missy Elliott were spotted leaving Justin Timberlake's concert on September 1st.




WTF Files: Suge Knight Gone Wild

Every since Concrete Loop originally posted this clip, I've been getting tons of emails on it. Apparently Suge Knight thought that choke holding his partner was a good way to show his affection. Um, no.



When he want it chokes hold me, then I get sexy on 'em, get sexy on 'em!


09. 06. 06 Random Flicks

NFL OPENING KICKOFF 2006 PRESS CONFERENCE


Danity Kane


Danity Kane; Diddy; Dawn; D. Woods; Cassie; Yung Joc


EVE @ TRL




Eve @ MAC Cosmetics Event

Eve along with and Lisa Marie Presley and Dita Von Teese announced MAC Cosmetics new Viva Glam VI campaign last night in New York City. It's nice to see that she got rid of that kitchen ass weave she has been rocking lately.

I would insert a joke about MAC being able to cover up all the ugly on Joker-like mugs but I don't want Mama Tina and her goon squad circling my block. But I digress.

100 percent of the sales of Viva Glam lipsticks and lip glosses are donated to HIV and AIDS programs, including treatment, education and daily necessities.


Eve; John Dempsey and Eve; Lisa Marie Presley, Eve and Dita Von Teese



Can Jamie Foxx Take You Home?

Jon from Wiredset just sent over this performance of Jamie Foxx singing "Can I Take You Home" for Cingular and I thought I would share it with you. He also did live versions of "DJ Play A Love Song," "Unpredictable," "Heaven," "Extravaganza" and "Do What It Do" which are now all available exclusively through Cingular.



Wait, is that Tank in Johnny "100% All Man" Gill's pink shirt?



Model Behavior




The create-a-player look is in this Fall. Seriously, between the ultra big hair and photoshop retouching Tyra looks like a dramatic cunt that was born with a penis. Not to mention the girl on the side in the brown dress looks like Tom Hanks in 'Philadelphia.' God bless them all. Click here to visit the brand new America's Next Top Model website.

(spotted @ Cake & Ice Cream)


09.06.2006 Nippy Watch

Clive Davis has confirmed that Whitney is back in the studio working on tracks for a new comeback album. I'm really cheering for her.



J Records founder Clive Davis, the man responsible for signing a teenaged Whitney Houston to his former label Arista Records in 1983, tells MTV that he and the troubled singer are currently working on songs for a new comeback album.

Davis says they've already chosen six tunes that she'll record, yet warns against fans having unrealistic expectations about the album’s music production and lyrics, the latter of which will likely avoid mention of her recent challenges.

"Whitney doesn't write," Davis told MTV. "It's a gift -- you either got it or you don't. I've seen more artists lose a career over trying to do that. Ella Fitzgerald didn't write. Lena Horne didn't write. Whitney is Whitney, and there ain't nobody like her. It'll be Whitney. It won't be somebody reaching for a current trend, that's for sure."
(
source)




"It won't be somebody reaching for a current trend, that's for sure." Say that shit Clive! The day I hear Nippy sing over the instrumental for "Snap Ya Fingers" is the same day I turn in my Stan card.



9.05.2006

She's Going To Sex Him Up For Life

American Idol season one finalist Tamyra Gray tied the knot with Sam watters, who was a member in the R&B group Color Me Badd, this past Saturday in Capri, Italy. Funny, I didn't know that they were an item.

Now let me hear you say "ohhhh ohhhh ohhh."


Gray, 27, and Watte