9.07.2005

Ronald Isley = Sugar (Grand) Daddy For Life

Mr. Biggs stepped over the broom a few weeks ago when he wed R&B singer Kandy Johnson. Who can better be describe as one half of the sister-group JS. The group created a small buzz with their singles "Ice Cream" and "Love Angel." I'm surprised they just didn't go into porn. Riddle me this Batman: How is she gonna give Mr. Biggs a taste of her ice cream? That nigga probably diabetic!


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Those pictures are a hot, torrid mess. It looks like her grandfather is walking her down the aisle. That's some shit yo! How you gonna marry someone who is older than your father? Two words: Anna Nicole. I should also mention that her sister is married to Phillip Bailey from Earth, Wind, and Fire. For love? I don't think so. These girls may be crazy as hell for fucking geriatric patients but they're logic may be somewhat in the right place. Both men aren't exactly spring chickens as my mother would say. Ron was born in 1941 for heaven's sake. Enough said. He's probably going to be kicking the bucket in a few years so why not ride it out and get all you can while you can. I'm sorry but its not enough Remy and Viagra in the world to get me to marry someone who is more than two decades older than me. Your supposed to fuck to Ron Isley, not want to fuck him.

Nine years ago on this day the fatal shooting of Tupac occured. Time's moving fast huh? Guess who's out of the hospital today? Now that's some shit.





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