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6.30.2005

Picture of the Week

Full Force

What if muscle-bound rappers like 50 and LL Cool J walked around dressed like this nowdays?

New Line Cinema has bought comedy pitch Teacher of the Year from writer Jeff Bushell with an eye for Ice Cube to star in the tale of two junior high school instructors in a brutal competition to take teacher of the year honors.Variety says that once a finished draft comes in, Cube will likely attach himself to the project if everyone involved wants to move forward. Bushell worked on Curious George for Universal and is penning South of the Border for Disney. Cube was last seen in Are We There Yet? and XXX: State of the Union.

In other hip hop news . . .

The Game, who famously feuded with mentor 50 Cent back in March, is now locked in a hate-fest with thuggish rap mogul Suge Knight. The pair's respective posses rumbled outside marketing maestro Steve Stoute's 35th birthday bash at Cabana in L.A. Sunday night after one of Knight's cronies tried to snatch a bling-encrusted chain off Game's neck. The next night, Knight and Game were disinvited from a party for R&B diva Ciara at Geisha House — and security was doubled — after it was rumored the rap rivals would square off again there. Insiders believe it's only a matter of time before the festering feud explodes into violence. Knight, who has aligned himself with the Bloods street gang for years, has long been suspected of involvement in the unsolved murder of Brooklyn rap legend Notorious B.I.G. The slain rapper's family recently filed a federal lawsuit claiming the LAPD turned a blind eye to the 1997 murder because evidence pointed at disgraced cop David Mack, who allegedly worked for Knight's Death Row Records.

- Young Jeezy looks like an overweight Game.

- And Game looks like Mr. Potato Head.

- Music to get robbed to. (Via Notes From A Different Kitchen)

There's not much going on in the world of negrotainment today.I'm still trying to recover from the coon convention so bare with me. But I am elated to say that the big day is finally here! After weeks of patiently waiting ~~When Crackheads Attack~~ Being Bobby Brown debuts tonight. NBC re-aried the interview with Bobby and Matt Lauer this morning so you know I had to watch it again. What's up with Bobby's "stroke mouth" as Jon calls it?

POSTED BY FRESH @ 1:22 PM

6.29.2005

National Coon Convention Recap Notes

- As soon as The Fugees hit the stage I an automatic smile spread across my face. I was happy to see that they had worked whatever differences it is that they were having with each other out. They went on to perform a melody of songs in which Lauryn Hill did not sound like herself at all. Its bad enough she was on stage looking like a black pilgrim but her voice wasn't the same at all to me. I even heard of say that "maybe we got a little overzealous at rehearsals" while they were performing. She also did do a good job of scooping up an earring which flew off in the middle of a routine so all wasn't lost.

- Upon their arrival on stage Will and Jada gave a nod to the movie Coming To America which was very cute to me. The wheels on the carriage had spinners, the flower girls tossed money, and they looked impecable. It's just too bad that their hosting capabilities weren't that hot. Yeah, they didn't suck completely but it's not like they did a lot of presenting either. Their presence was not that of Mo'Nique or Steve Harvey and Cedric the Entertainer. You can't fuck up what you didn't do so they passed the exam, just barely though. And what was up with Will keeping his white suit on for what seemed like forever while Jada had at least two wardrobe changes? I was happy when the brother finally decided to take that shit off . . .

- During the course of the evening BET had a few fuck ups one including not having the presenters walk out on stage with the envelope containing the winner's name in it. Some negro would have to shuffle his ass across the stage from the back and hand it to the presenters. Hated it! Another thing I didn't dig at all and I thought was just so tacky was the use of the very top of the stage as a revolving billboard. When I first saw Nick Cannon's new movie I was like "Okay, maybe he's about to come out or something" and then they cut to commercial. Next thing I knew, Fat Joe's ass was up there for All or Nothing. I finally figured it out though; they probably paid BET for advertising their projects. And you know us niggas ain't gonna turn no money down! (Yes I realize how many grammatical errors the proceeding sentence had but there was no other way to explain.)

- As I stated before, the performances were lackluster in my opinion. I switched back and fourth from the award show to the draft during those moments.

- The Game put me to sleep early on with his stage presence. I actually booed at the screen while he stood up there mumbling the lyrics to "Dream". In the middle of "Hate It or Love It" when his center stage prop lifted up and revealed Mary J. Blige I was so excited. Mary has been my shero for years but um, what was up with her hair. Either way she killed it in my opinion and scared little Harlem at the same time. Game owes Mary for having her save his ass.

- Missy Elliott is one of the most innovative people in entertainment so he shows usually mirror that sentiment. The video for "Lose Control" is one of my current favorites for the sole fact that there is so much taking place. I also love to see her and the dancers get down. This performance was alright I guess. Nothing special. Ciara also came out on stage and did her thing. I still think she might very well be a man but hey, as long as Bow Wow likes it.

- I've never been apart of the whole John Legend movement so I switched to the draft as he sung "Ordinary People". By the time I did change my channel back Stevie Wonder had picked up and was singing. I know I'm going to hell for this but Stevie's mouth looks ridiculous. He has what I like to call "pube mouth". A syndrome where the facial hair resembles pubic hair. Anthony Hamilton also suffers from this affliction. Any who, I love Stevie regardless so the duo was nice.

- Beyonce 'nem gave out free lap dances to Nelly, Magic Johnson, and Terrance Howard. I'm not going to go into detail because I'm a chick and I would have rather had some sexy, oiled down man give me one so there. All I gotta say is my best friend and I noticed that Michelle's heels wasn't as high as Kelly's and Beyonce's. Hmm, I wonder why . . .

- T.I. was boring. I went to the bathroom while he was on stage.

- I personally loved the energy behind the gospel performance. Now my black ass can't tell you who the hell it was up there, but it was crunk. I was just disappointed to see that the audience wasn't that into it. They can stand up and cheer for some bullshit and not the Lord. Damn shame. Fantasia looked ghetto as usual. I also noticed that during this performance these negros at BET decided to have the promotional ad for Webbie at the top of the stage. You know, the nigga that raps the girl gimme that pussy song. That's just sad.

- The cast from Fresh Prince of Bel Air decided to show up. Who the fuck cares? We see ya'll everyday on Nick At Nite. Plus, the original Aunt Vi wasn't apart (or little Nicky) so ya'll could've stayed wherever ya'll was at. Plus, why did the second Aunt Vi have on that tight ass dress? Can you say girdle?

- Mariah Carey had the worst backdrop in my opinion because it looked like my senior prom decorations. A night in paradise to remember and shit. Anyways, she also looked like she was afraid to walk out on that dock and I don't blame her. That shit looked faulty as hell. She also gave the appearance of another break down at the end of the set so I was relieved when she got her ass off stage.

- Omarion gave a sneak preview for You Got Served 2. If you look close enough you could also see that at the end of his routine that he never made it back under the stage. He and that chick were just positioned all fucked up while the props closed in front of him. Boooo!

- Thank Jesus for Gladys! Gladys showed all of those rookies how the shit was supposed to be done after Faith Evans and Toni Braxton got their asses off the stage. Is it me or did Toni wear that dress a few years ago to the Grammy's? And Faith looks funny now. Anyways, Gladys was the shit. My favorite performance of the night!

- Tributes to Johhnie Cochran, Ossie Davis, Ol Dirty Bastard, and Rick James was given throughout the course of the evening. The tributes to Johnny Cochran and Ossie Davis were eloquent and well spoken. But black folks can't ever get it right, enters Wu Tang Clan. This wasn't the whole clan of course. I didn't remember seeing Method Man or U God on stage but it was a pretty nice representation. As they camera angle changed and a picture of Ol Dirty was shown I wondered why in the hell they didn't pick a better picture than that. It finally struck me that it wasn't like Ol Dirty had a lot of them to choose from.

Teena Marie looking a hot, steaming mess as usual, gave a heart warming tribute to Rick James. If you remember, last year's award show was the last time we saw Rick perform along with Teena. I thought Teena was at Def Poetry for a quick second there when she started getting into it. Still beautiful words nevertheless. But yo, why did the audience give Rick a standing ovation and no one else. Once again, ya'll niggas can stand up for Rick James and not Ossie, Johnnie (who helped some of ya'll criminal asses out), or God?

- Bob Johnson, no one cares about what you have to say. And DAMN Michael Jordan looked crispy as hell last night while I'm thinking about it.

- Mike Jones performed ya'll. BET must have been pretty strung out. But his performance was the funniest of them all I swear. Okay, you know rappers like to toss cash into the audience like its nothing? One of Mike's weed carriers decided to say "fuck that son!" and proceeded to pick up the loose bank.

- Stevie Wonder is the shit! Good ol pube mouth danced along side Fatima Robinson and some other chica becoming my second favorite performance of the night.

- Ciara was the last performance. It was boring, I changed the channel.

So that's my commentary on the Coon Convention last night. Hopefully I didn't bore you too badly.

Quick Photo Op

- Hey you guys, the gang's here! And don't they look so happy together?

- Pauletta looks crazy as hell.

- What does Teena Marie and Remy Ma have in common?

- What happened to Chingy's forehead?

- Black women, we got to do better.

- Another glimpse at Stevie's pube mouth.

- B-list celebs were also in the building.

POSTED BY FRESH @ 5:54 PM

Some of you may have heard the name "Superhead" tossed up in interviews and commentary from some of your rap favs but never knew exactly who she was. I myself did not know until last year when I read an article in Vibe about the former hip hop eye candy. So basically she (Karrine Steffans) has penned a book titled Confessions of a Video Vixen about her romps with different men in the entertainment business.

Here's some juicy tidbits for ya.

Shaquille O'Neal "was charmingly self-effacing about his sexual prowess and wanted to reduce my expectations," she writes. But "compared to other men," she assures readers, "he was nothing to complain about." She says that Shaq was so impressed with Steffans that, the day after meeting her, he deposited $10,000 into her bank account.

A small part in "A Man Apart" allowed Steffans to discover that starVin Diesel was "a beautiful man ... blessed with an enviable eight-pack and an even more enviable [bleep]."

After hearing so much about Fred Durst's stature, she gushed, "to actually hold him ... felt like a privilege."Sex with "insatiable" producer Irv Gotti "became more like a boxing match." During their affair, Steffans claims, Gotti lent her to his friends as he saw fit.

After inviting her to his home at 4 a.m., Sean (P. Diddy) Combs kicked his manservant Fonzworth Bentley out of a guest bedroom so he and Steffans could spend 15 minutes making love. "You're one of the best," she says P. Diddy told her. Steffans writes: "I said the same to him, when, in actuality, he was average." Ouch.

Steffans says she got around to Whitney Houston's husband, Bobby Brown, in late 2002. Steffans says she never saw him do drugs. But she worried for his mental health during a frantic encounter where "he told me he was a member of Al Qaeda and that President Bush was looking for him."She made Ja Rule promise to "always come back." But after he slipped out one morning before she woke up, "I looked around for something to take with me, something that would smell like him but wouldn't be missed. On the floor I found a balled-up sock, and I placed it to my face and got the fix I was searching for." Sniff.

Steffans also tells the whole story of her back-of-the-limo tryst with Usher.

None of the stars' reps we called yesterday responded by deadline. Their handlers can at least take comfort in knowing that, after years of self-destructive star-chasing, Steffans now says, "I am my own woman and look for no one to complete me."

(Source: NY Daily News)

I don't knock her hustle for releasing a book which probably explains in great details what took place in the past. As much as rappers capitalize on their video hoes, they should be able to do the same. Do you. But what the fuck is up with the whole Ja Rule sock thing. Like my Auntie always said, "No man's dick is made out of gold". I've been pretty love struck myself and has never had the urge to pick up any of my man's article of clothing and sniff the shit. And we all knew Bobby Brown was a terrorist for years.

POSTED BY FRESH @ 11:33 AM

Megan Good's face expresses the taste those niggas left in my mouth last night. The BET Awards were so horrendous I'm not going to even dedicate a full post to it. I'll do one later with some additional pictures from the show / red carpet.

For those who did not catch it last night I'm not being mellow dramatic. It just was just that bad. I've watched better Source Awards shows than this!

Feel free to comment on the catastrophe known as the National Coon Convention.

POSTED BY FRESH @ 11:00 AM

6.28.2005

One Stop Photo Op !

You muthafucka.

- Holy shit Batman, Timbaland lost a lot of weight!

- Bobby Brown is not high for once . . .

- Whitney feeling good . . .

- Bobbi Christina looking, well, interesting . . .

- Janet and Bubbles, opps, I meant Jermaine . . .

- Ciara and Bow Wow getting their puppy ~~lust~~ love on . . .

- Ciara looks like she's posing for her web cam for her Black Planet page . . .

- Somebody's trying to get their hood pass back . . .

- Eveyone's favortie drunk cousins from Georgia the YoungBloodz . . .

- And you of all people had the nerve to call that white woman an has been . . .

POSTED BY FRESH @ 3:24 PM

National Coon Convention Airs Tonight!

If didn't know and have been living under a rock for the past couple of weeks, the BET awards air tonight. As much as I have screwed with this channel in the past I will be tuning in like the good jig that I am. The award show is supposedly going to pull out all of the big stops this year to make it bigger and better than last year's. Yeah right! I think its going to be a while until someone can live up to the Rick James standard that was set by him last year. You never know though as it could happen tonight.

BET just needs to stop dropping damn hints about the performances. I know they're excited and all but Jeevus. I generally like to watch award shows soley for that reason since I can't go to a concert every two weeks like some people who will remain nameless, heh. So this is kinda my way to get that fix and do it for free. I'm also excited to see how Will and Jada control the show with their hosting capabilities tonight. They're a cute couple to me, sorta like a modern Ossie Davis (RIP) and Ruby Dee. They glow whenever they're around each other. It's beautiful. Okay, enough of that.

In Will Smith related news, MTV thinks that Nick Cannon is hilarious. He's getting his own show.

Lastly I would like to say greetings and you-need-to-reply-to-my-second-email to Rod from Rod Online. 80 percent of you are coming from over that way so I must say hello to you all. I'm an overnight celebrity now. I love the fact that Rod said my site "had flava" that other pop culture sites were missing. That's right baby, I got some hot sauce for that ass! Ha! My whole aim is to bring pop culture (or negrotainment as I sometimes reference to it) to the forefront. When I go to different sites I don't see myself represented there. The content and extra frills that would excitement are almost always absent. What about me? You all have been dismissed from the blogroll. Thanks in advance!

POSTED BY FRESH @ 9:38 AM

6.27.2005

Public Service Announcement

White people in Florida please stay the hell out of shark infested water. I'm tired of hearing about Jaws attacking your dumb asses every two days on the local news. Thank you.

POSTED BY FRESH @ 4:56 PM

*Sigh*

Poll: Women Want Jessica Simpson's Hair

NEW YORK (AP) - You want Jessica Simpson's hair, admit it. According to a new poll conducted by In Touch magazine, the singer and "Dukes of Hazzard" star has the hairstyle most women want. Simpson won out over former "Friends" star Jennifer Aniston, Jessica Alba of "Sin City" and "Mr. and Mrs. Smith" actress Angelina Jolie, who placed second, third and fourth, respectively. The rest of the Top 10 vote-getters were, in order: desperate housewife Eva Longoria; another desperate housewife, Marcia Cross; Paris Hilton's one-time pal Nicole Richie; Mischa Barton of "The O.C."; Oprah Winfrey; and Gwyneth Paltrow.

Excuse me? I don't want to have hair like Oprah because thats not her hair. Come on, I know a half wig when I see one. Sometimes she doesn't even take the time out to blend her real hair into it. Just look at it. All the money in the world and her ass still buying Shake N Go wigs. Bitch please, list some names I can relate to. For instance, I love Jill Scott's hair, wouldn't mind calling it my own. Everytime I see Nikki's profile (I hope she doesn't mind me referencing her) it reminds me of when my mother had a similar style that looks beautiful to me. And Jada's hair always looks nice. But Oprah? OPRAH?! I think not. I know some of you are probably like "But you were just bitching about Hermes not allowing her into their store because of her hair" but fuck that, she can do better. That situation is another issue because thats on them. She was just out doing her so whatever. Now what I'm speaking on is why she can't seem to take a few extra seconds to hook the front of her hair line up. Let Dark and Lovely hit those naps girl, please.

And I'm not even going to go there with Nicole Richie.

POSTED BY FRESH @ 3:50 PM

Last night was an excellent night for television in my opinion. I was entertained all night long by various highs and lows. Let's speak on the highs first.

Bobby's Brown Interview On Dateline

Although I did not catch the interview in its complete entirety it still proved it's self to be comical. I believe the whole basis for Bobby giving the interview to Matt Lauer was to promote the new show which will be premiering on Thursday night at 10pm on Bravo. Yes I'm beating that time slot into your head because I don’t want you to forget. But at any rate, I was amused by the different clips from the show Dateline aired. My overall favorite one would have to be Bobby breaking into his hotel's room stocked bar that he did not pay for obviously. Hmmm, and the runner up clip would have to be Mr. Prerogative doing the any-many-miny-mo number to decide if he would drink a glass of water or guzzle down a Budweiser first. Bud won by the way. I'll add a few screenshots of the interview later since I don't feel like messing in photoshop right now.

The Boy Whose Skin Fell Off
Believe it or not, the fresh one yearned to be a forensic scientist back in the day. Yes that's right; call me a freak if you please by my whole reasoning was solid: people die everyday thus I will never be out of a job. I tell you all of this because TLC has been a staple in my viewing for years now. If you can get pass all of the shitty decorating and makeover shows, their reality line up is pretty dang solid. The Boy Whose Skin Fell Off is the documentary of a 36 year old man named Jonny Kennedy who was born with a genetic disorder where his skin literally fell off with the slightest touch, leaving very painful sores covered all over his body and also leading to his fight with terminal skin cancer.

It was very touching and uplifting to watch him give his outlook on life. The documentary really struck a place in my mind and heart as he discussed his final days on earth. This did not keep Jonny's sense of humor absent however. The show was full of poignant jokes and by the end of the show you felt as if you lost a member of your family. I'm a big softy when it comes to topics such as this so yes I did cry at the end when he passed.

Intervention
Any time I can see white people being portrayed as drug addicts I'm all for it. On the serious tip this is also one of my new favorites to watch. It's a documentary series that follows the lives of addicts, taking an unflinching look at the impact of their addictions on their everyday lives, all the while the addicts are unaware that an intervention is being planned. Each airing ends with the friends, family and a professional interventionist urging the addict to get treatment. If the individual should choose treatment, the addict immediately enters a widely respected treatment facility. This show is my anti drug!

The Andy Molakis Show
The first time I was introduced to this chunky white boy I thought he was too funny for words. I can remember sitting in the dorm with all of my homeslices watching his video clips over and over again. If you like silly, goofy shit than this show is for you (think Napoleon Dynamite). There is some what of a hip hop influence on the show also with the music and guests to come. Lil Jon and the Eastside Boys made a cameo on the debut episode last night that was just so-fa-king-we-tall-did. Lil Jon was eating Frutie Peebles out of his pimp cup, ha.

And now the lows . . .

Punk'd

Punk'd was alright for what its worth but the reason why I am categorizing it as a low is because everyone and their mama now has something to say about Raven Symone's weight today, myself included. In my opinion Raven looks great. People really need to stop tripping so much and realize that she is not little Olivia anymore. Get the fuck over it! The girl is like 19 years old, hell maybe even 20 now, and people are still expecting her to be looking the way she did on Hangin' With Mr. Cooper. Give me a break! I only wish that people could be placed under the same microscope as these celebs for one week. They would crack under the pressure because I know I would. Now if Raven was walking around looking all cracked the fuck out like Nicole Richie and Lindsay Lohan people would think she was on drugs. Since she looks healthy and alive people think she's huge. Fuck off. So to all the negative folks out there I say this, have you looked in the mirror lately?

Pimp My Ride
This trick had a live rat in her car, just trifling.

POSTED BY FRESH @ 9:04 AM

6.25.2005

Eve's Sex Tape Has Surfaced On The Internet

Yup, you just read that headliner correctly. I'll be the first to say that it's not that interesting. The only reason why I initially wanted to view it for myself was to make sure that it was in fact her. Seeing is believing . . . and I believe that's her and Stevie J gettin' it on. Okay, maybe not having sexual intercourse since he's just ramming that dildo into her and jerkin' off but you get the point. My only question is why couldn't they have found a brown one? Racism in the bedroom, damn shame. The black man's plastic isn't good enough? Nah, I'm just joking but damn. It's also a lil interesting that the date on the video reads Nov. 20 1999 and her album was released Sept. 14 1999 . Way to bring in a career!

So you wanna see the vid clip for yourself? Okay you perv, here's the link. It's obviously NSFW (not safe for work) so don't send me any hate mail over it. It's also isn't a full length freak fest so don't break out the lotion. Enjoy!

Seems like everyone has a sex tape out now doesn't it? Here's a quick list of people I would like to see release one.

- Whoever Was Breaking ODB Off Back In The Day
- Bobby and Whitney
- Donnie Simpson and Sherry Carter (those two are still fresh in my mind)
- Will and Jada
- Lil Kim and Biggie circa 1993
- Mike Tyson and Robin Givens

POSTED BY FRESH @ 3:35 PM

Who recognizes this guy? Yeah its none other than the hazel eyed "pretty boy" himself Donnie Simpson. If you are old enough to remember his face then you should remember the show Video Soul as well. And yes Love I am old enough to remember the Top 20 Countdown, Midnight Love (when you could call in and dedicate videos!), Video Vibrations, and the original Teen Summit (when Ananda Lewis and Dejuore were hosting). Viewing VS was so necessary for me in those days. Of course, all good things must and do come to an end. When BET took it off the air and replaced it with a watered down version (I forget the name of the show exactly. Planet Groove I believe) I was crushed. 14 years gone, just like that.

Damn, those were the days when I was in love with music. I can remember like yesterday when my brother and I would have to sneak and watch BET and MTV because the parentals didn't want that "filth" being played in the house. HA! We would also take cassette tapes with church sermons on them and record over it. Since we were too broke and young to actually go out and purchase music we had to swipe our songs off the radio. That's right! I know plenty of people who used to do that. Jon can back me up on this one too, shoot.

Don't get me wrong, I had love for MTV Jams too but that shit came on too late. Playgirl had a bedtime back then. I guess you can compare the feeling with the way most teenyboppers are about 106 and Park. Although Sherry Carter got on my last damn nerves at the time, I can stomach her more than I can Free. Hands down. Now the only time I see her ass is on commercials talking about renting movies from Blockbuster. Donnie Simpson however currently has one of the top rated morning shows in the D.C. area.

You can also check out a picture of Donnie looking a greasy, hot mess along with Robin Quivers and Howard Stern here. Heh.

Moving along, if you haven't already viewed Dude, Where's My Ghetto Pass or any of the other Race-O-Rama shows on VH1 you're sleeping. These shows are hilarious and also make you do some serious thinking about race relations in this country. Also check ou thet Taste My Race feature while you're there at the site. It's Juvenile and some white woman cooking some beans and rice. It's required viewing for the summer.

POSTED BY FRESH @ 2:27 PM

6.23.2005

It's sentencing day for Lil' Kim.

Lil' Kim Won't Get Maximum Sentence, Expert Predicts

[Begin Edit] Well Kimmy's big day has been post poned according to AllHipHop.Com so all of you fans can breathe a little bit more easy. I still would like to know some early predictions however.

POSTED BY FRESH @ 11:00 PM

How Stella Lost Her Groove

When and how they met: Three years ago, exactly as author Terry McMillan, 47, portrayed it in her best-seller, How Stella Got Her Groove Back. While vacationing in Jamaica, at the Grand Lido in Negril, McMillan was approached by Jonathan Plummer, 26, now a college student."Can I join you?" he asked. "Why not?" she replied.

Two years later he proposed. The ceremony: On September 5, 1998, the two opted for a fun, no-frills sunset wedding for six on the beach at the Grand Wailea Resort Beach Hotel in Maui, Hawaii. Included in the wedding party were Terry's son, Solomon Welch; her sister Crystal McMillan; niece Chanelle Zenno and nephew Byron Joseph. the bride wore: An Anopia off-white silk-chiffon slip dress under a simple sheer wrap. She kicked off her lavender Stephane Kelian sandals for the ceremony and pledged her love barefoot.the groom wore: Linen pants and pullover by Island Trading,! and Dries Van Noten white spectator bucks (no socks).

On Friday, June 17, 2005, a civil court judge in Martinez, CA ordered NY Times bestselling novelist, Terry McMillan, to pay her gay husband, Jonathan Plummer, spousal support and attorney's fees effective immediately. Her romance with Jonathan, 23 years her junior, was the basis of the hit novel/movie, "How Stella Got Her Groove Back."? Almost immediately, this has become fodder for tabloid TV with a segment appearing late Friday night on Celebrity Justice/Extra. The segment failed to mention that McMillan was ordered to pay spousal support nor did it mention Jonathan's declaration of harassment due to sexual orientation, as the basis of his restraining order. It was a very lopsided broadcast with the focus on McMillan, as she prepares to launch her latest novel, "The Interruption of Everything."

Jonathan has already faced tremendous backlash as a result of coming out to his famous wife, including being kicked out of his home 6 months ago with only the shirt on his back, making Friday's "victory" truly significant. In addition to numerous gay bashing and "outing" incidents, which were the basis of his restraining order, she has threatened to publicly shame him in this country and Jamaica, his country of origin. She did not count on him: 1) being able to afford representation, 2) being articulate enough to communicate his story to an attorney, and 3) having pride in his sexual identity.

(Source: Celebrity Justice)

[Begin Edit] I would just like to take this moment out to say hello to all the people who google "Jonathan Plummer is gay" and come here. Ha, you gossipping bitches.

POSTED BY FRESH @ 11:35 AM

6.22.2005

First it was Apple (Chris Martin and Gwyneth Paltrow).

Then it was Audio Science (Shannyn Sossamon).

Now it's God'isslove. Thanks a lot Lil' Mo for really giving us negros a edge on the stupid-ass-baby-name race! Click here to see a picture of the happy family. Her first born name is Heaven by the way. When she has a little boy his name is probably going to be Jesus'ismyrock or something.

R & B singer Nivea's little girl is so cute. Awwww... but WTF is going on with Mommy and Daddy? He looks like he was the one caring around the seed while she looks like she's about 14 years old without her weave and heavy make up. I always personally thought that she had a smile similar to the Grinch. Oh well, atleast Nivea did a little better than Lil Mo in the name department. Her little bundle of joy is named Navy Talia. Yeah, Navy.

POSTED BY FRESH @ 11:17 PM

6.21.2005

Fresh's Top Five Moments In Sports

5. "Choking Niggas Like I'm Sprewell" - Nature : Latrell Sprewell chokes P.J. Carlesimo during a pratice session. Black people across the nations stood to their feet and applauded.

4. "You Can Get This Lap Dance Here For Free" - N.E.R.D. : Patrick Ewing gettin' head from two skripers (not strippers, skripers) while the club owner watched with a flashlight.

3. "Dick Hurt Like I'm Pissing Baugettes" - Fat Joe : Mike Vick aka "Ron Mexico" gives a woman the gift that is forever. And it's not diamonds Mr. West, it's herpes. He should be the spokesman for Valtrex.

2. "Biting On My Hoes Like Marv Albert"- Cam'Ron : Marv isn't a criminal, he's just a guy who likes it a little kinky.

1. "Like A Virgin" - Madonna: A.C. Green does something unheard of for ~~anyone who's living in this century~~ a NBA player, he stays a virgin until he's married. You know how much skeet that man probably had stored up for that woman?

On The Media

"I want to throw down your kid and stomp on his testicles, and then you will know what it is like to experience waking up everyday as me. And only then will you feel my pain."

"It's no doubt I am going to win this fight and I feel confident about winning this fight. I normally don't do interviews with women unless I fornicate with them. So you shouldn't talk anymore... Unless you want to, you know."

On Religion

"All praise is to Allah, I'll fight any man, any animal, if Jesus were here I'd fight him too."

On Razor Ruddock

"You're sweet. I'm going to make sure you kiss me good with those big lips. I'm gonna make you my girlfriend."

Miscellaneous Quotes

"I really dig Hannibal. Hannibal had real guts. He rode elephants into Cartilage."

"I can sell out Madison Square Garden masturbating."

"I just want to conquer people and their souls."

Also Check Out . . .

The NBA All Ugly Team. They should've included this year's Pistons roster. Shizzam them niggas ugly!

POSTED BY FRESH @ 11:58 PM

- Don't forget, Being Bobby Brown premieres on Bravo Thursday, June 30. Break out the tivo's! I promise it's going to be better than Blow Out.

- Good always prevails over evil! I was doing the Tom Cruise dance last night when The Good Guys from the Inferno II won the $150.000 jackpot. I don't know why I got happy. It's not like they're breaking bread with my ass. I'm just happy that ~~fake ass J.Ho~~ Veronica and that cat looking bitch Racheal lost. Ha ha, go make some more over priced t shirts.

- Speaking of the devil, Tom Cruise got a facial the other day.

- Ray Killens old ass is guilty. I would make further comments on the verdict but I have a feeling everyone in the blogsphere will be doing so. I'm just glad that justice was finally served after 41 damn years.

- Cassidy has been denied bail and booked for prison. He will most likely shoot a video for his next single there, become a muslim, and left weights.

POSTED BY FRESH @ 12:09 PM

6.20.2005

- No Dollar Amount Required. Once A Nigga Always A Nigga.

Don't expect Oprah Winfrey to accessorize with Hermes bags any time soon. Spies in Paris report that, in a stunning display of ignorance ? the Hermes store in (Paris) refused entry to the talk show queen. "Oprah didn't have her hair done," says a source. "When she tried the door, they refused her entry because they have been 'having a problem with North Africans' lately"

- Fuck TomKat.

I am so over Hollywood relationships right now. Every time I glimpse Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes on television I grow nauseous. It seems like their "relationship" is being forced down my throat each and every damn day. And now America's new favorite celeb couple is engaged only after a whole two months of courtship. Aww, isn't that a match made in publicity heaven? Lovely, good for you two but Fresh does not give a blue fuck about it. Yes I enjoy gossip and entertainment news like the next chick but damn. The buck needs to stop here already. I thought it couldn't get any worst than Bennifer but this truly exceeds that mark.

- "I Don't Give Two Fucks About Natalee Holloway"

This is a post of sheer fuckin' brilliance! It stated exactly how I felt about the whole situation surrounding Natalee Holloway (missing white woman in Aruba). Don't get me wrong, I'm not saying that no one else should care about her just because white women go missing every other week but I'm over the whole idea. I'm over the media replaying images of white women from middle America like they're the only people who disappear. No one dares talk about Marcie Crane, an African American mother of five kids under the age of 14 who has been missing since October 2003. Hmmm, I wonder why? Before picking up the latest issue of Essence I had no idea who this beautiful woman was myself. I guess that's how it is supposed to be. Guess we're just supposed to give up and sweep our missing sisters underneath the rug and pray to God that they come home. That's the American way.

Okay, enough angry black female rants for today. Check out the new buzz on Bow Wow. What do you think about him playing the role of a bi drug dealer? Career suicide or not?

POSTED BY FRESH @ 2:51 PM

6.18.2005

- I was an avid viewer of All That when it first premiered on Nickelodeon. I remember so vividly how I would drop my jump rope and run full speed inside the house on Saturday evening to catch a glimpse of all the "straight up fo real cuties". Especially Marques Houston aka Batman of Immature. Oh Lord, I was sooo in love with this little negro it was pathetic. I longed to "feel his funk" so badly. I didn't care about the fact that he could wear his hair down and I was still rocking a sponge roller bang and plaits. I wanted to glide my fingertips across his baby hair. He was simply "da bomb diggity" to me. Now? Shit, you can't pay me to look at him for more than five minutes. All of those perms and bleach job did that nigga's hair line in as you can see.

- I had dreams of hunching a R & B nigga like Tevin Campbell when I seen that face on the cover of Word Up! magazine. I remember the episode of Fresh Prince of Bel Air when he sung to Ashley on her birthday. I got all warm and tingly inside and gushed lovingly at the television screen. Then my brother broke the news that he was gay and shattered all of my fantasies. Damn damn damn James! He told me that Tevin was stripping in Atlanta. I don't know how authentic the statement was but from the looks of things . . .

- Luke Perry was my first and only Caucasian crush until Ashton Kutcher came along in 2000 (yeah yeah, shut up). I was in third grade circa the time when Beverly Hills 90210 episodes were beginning production. It was something so sexy to me about this white boy. The ways his eyes would squint when he would talk to Brenda about giving him the coochie did it for me, even at the age of eight. That's some pretty sick shit now that I think about it. I was eight years old - - not even ten yet - - having fantasies about him.

- When I first met my best friend Erica in the 6th grade I didn't realize we had something in common, an undying love (lust?) for Penny Hardaway. Yes, there we sat, little pubescent girls talking about how sexy he looked. I also remember how I used to gaze at the huge poster I had of him above my bed at night wondering how it would be to touch him. Yeah I was a horny lil bastard for Penny.

Honorable Mentions

- Morris Chestnut who was extremely sexy as the lead role in The Ernest Green Story back in 1993. He made me want to be a part of the Civil Rights Movement.

- Tony Thompson aka the lead singer of Hi-Five. Remember those guys?

- Usher circa 1993 was delicious to my young eyes. I loved that song he had called "Break It Down" where he was talked about fudging.

- Another Bad Creation as a group. I hate to say it but I "loved" each of them individually in my own special way. I wanted to be Iesha at the Playground, you know? Playgrouunnnd . . .

So who did you love?

POSTED BY FRESH @ 6:53 PM

6.16.2005

Crunk and Disorderly Black Tie Gala 2005

Aww man, last night at the Crunk and Disorderly Awards was soo much fun. The stars came out, we all ate fried chicken and watermelon. It was just a beautiful atmosphere. Here's a recap of last night big winners. I can't wait until next year!

Hip Hop Metro Sexual of the Year
Kanye West

Best Live Performance aka Rewind That Shit Son!
Destiny's Child on 106 and Park when Michelle came tumblin' down . . .

So, Now You Niggas Back On My Nut Sack?
Common

I.Need.Money.
Black Rob

You Niggas Ain't Fuckin Up My Establishment
Jay-Z

If I Can Make An Album So Can You
Mannie Fresh

Seriously, I Didn't Know Pictures Of My Pussy Would Get Plastered All Over The Internet
Vida Guerra who also walked away with Butterhead of the Year

White People Love Me
Xzibit

Kobe Bryant Rape Verse of the Year
"Listening to this song kinda make a nigga want something / Did some daydreaming / Now I'm fiending like I'm on something / Girl don't hold it from me/ Cause right now I'll be don strong arm it" - Lil Webbie "Give Me That"

I'm Not Like Other Female Rappers Even Though I Dyed My Hair Blonde And Lost Some Weight
Remy Ma

Down And Out
DMX

You Want To See My Kid? aka I'm A Proud Father
The Game

Thanks For Giving My Career Mouth To Mouth
Olivia to G-Unit

Ohh, Where Ya'll Shooting The Video At? Lemme Be In It!
Jazzy Pha

So What If I Got My Ass Kicked In My Hometown Club
Pastor Troy

Not At All A Baller
Baby for bouncing checks at Jacob's

Are Our 15 Minutes Up Yet?
Trillville

Gone In 60 Seconds
Fabolous

Betcha I'll Wear A Rubber Next Time
P.Diddy

Please Stick To Your Day Job
Roy Jones Jr.

Since This Is My Label I Want To Be On The First Single And Also Make A Cameo In The Video
50 Cent

Angry Black Female
Foxy Brown for fighting the lil Korean people in the nail shop and then duking it out with Jacki-O

POSTED BY FRESH @ 2:00 PM

6.15.2005

it's L Boogie 3000, urh, I meant Lauryn Hill

Lauryn Hill Goes Crazy at the Vibe Musicfest

"Lauryn came out wearing a mushroom wig that made most of us question what was going on in that head of hers. Although her voice was incredibly strong, I question her stability. She was acting very "strange" throughout the entire show. She gave instructions to her band members as which instruments should be played. At one point, she had them start a song over because she felt that someone was off key."

It gets crazier people.

"According to a SOHH.com source on the scene, Hill's entourage requested that the Georgia Dome's backstage area be cleared upon her arrival. Word is everyone backstage had to immediately drop what they were doing and leave the premises. Furthermore, people who couldn't exit promptly were told not to look at Hill as she arrived. Hill's handlers claimed the star didn't want people looking at her and anyone who was still backstage during her arrvial had to face a wall." (source)

"As the event patrons enjoyed the show, the performers were having an equally good time backstage, fellowshipping via handshakes, smiles and blackberrys," explained SOHH.com's VIP source. "That is... until Ms. Hill made her unfashionable entrance into the Georgia Dome with her entourague, demanding the entire backstage area be cleared and that everyone drop what they were doing and scurry into the nearest nook or cranny. On top of that, if you were one of the unlucky people who did not manage to find a corner to huddle into, you were told you could not look at the Queen of England, er, New Jersey. You had to turn your nose to the wall third grade time-out style."

Once considered one of the game's top live performers, Hill appeared lost while performing on the main stage moments later. The artist formerly known as L. Boogie clumsily ran through selections from her classic 1998 LP, The Miseducation of Lauryn Hill, leaving attendees dumbfounded. Apparently, Hill's set lacked fluidity and songs were often followed by awkward silence. While Hill's voice was still top notch, her singing was unusually off beat and the former Fugee didn't seem to recall her own material. Troubled by the subpar performance, heads began leaving the venue midway through her set. After approximately 4 to 5 songs, Hill exited the stage by simply offering, "Okay, I'm out." According to SOHH.com's anonymous eyewitness, as people left the concert some were heard whispering, "This is the second time I've paid to see her and she pulled that sh!t." (source)

I'm not even going to comment about this but why does she looks a black, female Waldo from Where Is Waldo in that sweater.

POSTED BY FRESH @ 8:14 PM

This layout is not completely done but oh well. I don't know about you but I got tired of Lil Jon. I'm not going to mention that I completely forgot my user name for this here blog. It's all that crack I did with Darryl Strawberry back in the 90's. Damn! Anyways, check out the link section where I've added a couple of sites. One including the lovely Suezette whom I enjoy speaking on AIM with. She's dope plus her afro is better.than.yours.

Getting back to what I do best now, talk shit about others from the comfort of my home.

- Sleepovers AIN'T happening no more
- 50 Cent Pursues Lindsay Lohan
- Uncle Luke Looking For America's Next Top Ho
- Mike Tyson Bit My Nipple
- Eddie Murphy to sing "Party All The Time" in Dreamgirls

POSTED BY FRESH @ 7:22 PM

6.13.2005

White people.

- Micheal Jackson = Teflon Don. Charges don't stick to him.

- Let this be a lesson Mikey. No more kiddies over unless they're family. Free Jesus Juice tonight for everyone! It's a celebration bitches!

- *In P.Diddy's voice* I'm disbanding the band. Destiny's Child will be no more.

- I finally uploaded a few random pictures from my digi cam. Enjoy the randomness.

POSTED BY FRESH @ 5:17 PM

6.12.2005

- CollegeDropout.Com - Presented to you by those two bitches from the Inferno, Racheal and Veronica. Kanye West would have a fit if he knew about the name of this site. Although I would rock a Future M.I.L.F. tank top.

- Fuck TomKat, Tomada would've been sweet. I think they would in fact make a cute couple.

- Marques Houston has been offered a $1 million to pose nude for Playgirl. In his new video, Marques appears naked. Well, all the hype caught Playgirl’s attention as they wanna pay Marques $1 million for his services. His rep confirmed the offer however refused to reveal whether or not he’ll take the magazine up on its offer.

- Missy Elliott loves her sex toys.

- On May 11, the Grambling State University Student Government Association swore in new officers for the 2005--2006 school year. Less than 24 hours later, the SGA president was in jeopardy of losing his position. Thomas Craig, a junior from Detroit, is at the center of a controversy over two pornographic videos that have surfaced. In the videos, both recorded using a camera phone, a man is shown masturbating to ATL's "Make It Up With Love." One video is 15 seconds, the other 16 seconds. The videos were sent using Sprint's Picture Mail. This put the videos on the Internet and into an interactive photo album, which can be sent to others for viewing.i t is unclear whether Craig is the man in the videos, but an investigation by the Gramblinite shows the videos were originally sent from Craig's cell phone. They eventually reached the e-mail inbox of SGA adviser Audrey Warren. (read more)

That may be old to some but it sure is new to me, lmao! And you thought you were the only one who jacked off to ATL?

POSTED BY FRESH @ 6:37 PM

I was checking the local newspaper's classified section when I decided to catch up on some current news. I almost forgot how crazy people could be in this damn town. The first story I came across of was the killing of a 14 year old white girl that happened in 2000.

The Georgia Supreme Court ruled Monday that a search warrant used to obtain bloody clothing from James Miley's home was invalid and the items found could not be used as evidence in his murder trial.Because of the ruling, the pair of bloody shorts belonging to the victim, Ashely Neeves, will not be able to be used as evidence in the prosecution of Miley in Camden County Superior Court.

Miley, 23, is accused of the May 21, 2000, murder of then 14-year-old Neeves.

During the investigation, Detective Herb Scott went to the police station to interview Miley. Scott asked Miley if he could accompany him to his bedroom to retrieve a book bag that a witness had seen him wearing at the crime scene in the Shadowlawn subdivision, said court documents.Miley agreed, but did not sign a consent form. Scott was unwilling to retrieve the bag without consent, so he prepared an affidavit to the magistrate without providing oral testimony and obtained a search warrant. The search warrant also had the wrong date of the crime.

Man, I remember this like it was yesterday. I actually went to high school with the guy that "allegedly" murdered her. I know I might be totally biased in saying this but I actually don't think that he killed that girl. I can't fathom him doing an act like that. I've known this cat from waaaay back in the day up until the time he was arrested. True enough everyone who's crazy may not appear to be such on the outside but I have a feeling that he's innocent. I almost forgot to mention that he's black so automatically in this little ass hick town people are going to assume he's guilty. The local media around here painted a picture of such innocence with this little girl yo, it was almost pathetic. Most of the time they failed to mention how both of them had been doing drugs together for some time. Yeah, America's little sweetheart was experimenting with acid, who would've known. Not to mention how badly the police officers fucked up evidence associated with the case. I think on purpose but hey, whatever.

Anyways, so the day that he goes before the judge rolls around and it makes the news in Jacksonville. Which is big because we never make the news. So the girl's mother acts all wild in the court room talking about 'he's gonna frrrrryyyy!' and shit. I know she was upset with her daughter's death and nothing can bring her back BUT damn. It's almost like I could her wanting to say "that nigger killed my precious baby". For some time the white community was at odds with the blacks. It was a mess.

Even to this day I the case sparks controversy. I know that if someone found out how I felt about it and the things I've said on this site from my town found out they would probably have a fit. Me? I could care less. This whole ordeal is something straight off of In The Heat of the Night.

I came across another article where some crazy negro stabbed his wife to death. They have his mugshot on the front page of the site looking insane. Do they ever put the white folks who've molested their own kids pictures on there? No. They save that for A9, the very last page of the first section. Look I'm not knocking white folks, "I have white friends" (don't you hate it when people say that about having a black friend?) but the reality of the situation is in Hicksbury, Georgia (that's not where I stay by the way) black folks' wrong actions will always be headline news. While no one dares to talk about our Caucasian criminals. That's how it is, that's how its going to be.

Okay, enough preaching for the day. I copped a digital camera Thursday by the way. I've been having so much fun being a shutterbug that I've been totally neglecting the site. I gotta get back on the job. I'll post some pics on here later.

POSTED BY FRESH @ 11:43 AM

6.11.2005

Fresh's Top Five Annoying Songs

So Seductive - Tony Yayo f/ 50 Cent
Grind With Me - Pretty Rickey
Anything by Omarion's Little DL Ass (yeah, I said it)
Slow Down - ~~Midget~~ Bobby Valentino
Toma - Pitbull f/ Lil Jon

Go on with ya big ass! Big girl need pageant love too.

Contestant No. 3, Kelly from Yonkers, was wearing white pants and belly-baring white top under a white jean jacket. "One question for you," said Mo'Nique. "Are you comfortable wearing your stomach out?" "I am sooo comfortable," said Kelly, as she opened her jacket and did a turn with a hip swivel. Verdi asked contestant No. 6 what she saw when she looked in the mirror. "I see sexy, honey. I see me, a beautiful black woman full of curves."

Okay, um, well, you know your girl Fresh if all for the plus size sistas out there but um, I don't know about mid-drift tops. Do you . . .

Who wants to be a Lee-Simmons? Kimora Lee Simmons is currently in the process of publishing a lifestyle guide.

Kimora Lee Simmons is a stunningly beautiful woman with two stunningly beautiful children and an amazing husband. However, if you think she got there just by being beautiful and marrying well, wait till you read the real story behind this remarkable woman. This book reveals how she did it and how you can too, no matter what your circumstances are today. Creating opportunities is what her life is all about.

Yeah, right. I love KLS like the next Baby Phat lover but I do believe that she did marry pretty damn well. You think if Russell was a broke negro she would've given him the time of day? The nigga looks like Porky Pig with a lisp to match, let's be real about the situation. I could learn to love Russell too, shit. The marriage ultimately gave her the chance to create a sucessful fashion line and also go on to do other things. I'm not going to talk too much shit though because if the book comes equipped with a Baby Phat bookmark I would probably buy it for that reason alone.

Random Thoughts

- K Swiss commericals = teh ghey.

- Who isn't nominated for a BET award this year?

- And what the fuck is a Fatty Koo exactly?

- Kevin Federline reminds me of Vanilla Ice.

- The little white girl from Man On Fire aka Dakota Fanning has a FUCKED UP grill. Who caught them shits at the MTV Movie Awards? Shit!

- Scary Spice looks weird now.

- What in the hell are white girls wearing now days?

POSTED BY FRESH @ 6:29 PM

6.10.2005

Is Beyonce Expecting?

beyonce

beyonce2

What do you think?

POSTED BY FRESH @ 12:58 PM

6.09.2005

Back Like Cooked Crack!

Bobby was having a few issues when I last spoke of him but I have some great news to report: I finally have a solid date of when his ~~guide to being a crack head~~ show will premiere. Ladies and ghettomen, please mark your calenders for June 30. If all of you negros can go out and support Tyler Perry you can support Bobby Brown also.

It's can't-look-away priceless. Home-cookin' and hilarious. Bobby's in the Atlanta Hyatt hotel pharmacy applying Preparation H under his eyes so he'll look rested for reuniting with Whitney after being away from her for 30 days. Hmm, where was he? When Whitney arrives, things get funky.

Preview a clip of the show.

More Buzz:The couple's drugged-up ghetto lifestyle infull glare. One episode has Bobby describing how he helped his wife with her constipation, by inserting his fingers to massage it out.Whitney says, "When I told my girlfriends about it, they said 'That's real love, baby.That's real black love.'" Bobby then holds upfour fingers and wiggles them in front ofthe camera.

POSTED BY FRESH @ 8:44 AM

6.08.2005

Congratulations Beyonce, you're having the worst week ever.

To coincide with my previous post about being jobless, I wanted to continue on with bad news. We all need a lil depression sprinkled in our lives every now and then :) At least it's not related to myself. It's all about Ms. Knowles.

Pink Panther Delayed to 2006 Yeah, like we're all going to lose sleep over this.

Beyonce Ordered To Pay $1 Million This is chump change, Jigga probably spends the same amount of money a year on chapstick alone.

It's about to be a what?! [/lame song] B and Paris both want to grace the cover of Vanity Fair. I personally think that Paris' dead-eyed ass should be the covergirl for the simple fact that Pink Panther is going to be pushed back another year. Plus maybe the article will include some more pictures of her nipples slipping out of her tank top. Yanno the white boys would love it.

Poor Beyonce, this just isn't your week. First the media puts you on blast for your love for curry chicken and now all of this. It's all good, just spray on some True Star and keep it moving. Just don't forget that you are having the worst week ever.

Speaking on the lines of fragrances, would you like to smell like you're cumming today?

Etc, etc . . .

Buy Posh Spice's new jeans. It'll do wonders for your ass (yeah, like it did hers? please).

"I've got no bum at all. People tell me my jeans are like a Wonderbra for their
bum. But I have to take their word for it because I've got nothing back
there.
"I have to stick it out and pretend. Trust me, I look awful naked,"
she claimed.

The Best Post Ever National Alert: MWW ! (Missing White Woman) This is by far the most thought provoking piece I've viewed today.

White Girls Say The Darnest Things! In the July issue of Elle magazine, Lindsay is quoted as saying, "Black guys love me- Damon (Dash), P. Diddy. 50 cent called my agent for my number. He said he was watching Mean Girls and loved it. I was freaking out! The first thing I thought was, Where's Eminem? I'm in love with him!"

POSTED BY FRESH @ 6:00 PM

6.07.2005

I need a job people. It's not that I haven't been looking but there isn't much of a job market in my lil cun-tray community. Remember the video for "In Due Time" by OutKast? That's a pretty accurant depiction for how the town looks. The video was actually shot in Savannah which is north of where I'm located but still southern as hell. Back to the topic at hand . . .

If you don't have your own business, you sell drugs. And if you don't sell drugs you work in the school system. Don't work in the school system? You work at the small's town answer to a mall: Wal Mart. I'm too fresh (pun intended) to be performing such tasks as stocking shelves. I'm not dissing anyone who works there, I love Wally World. Where else could you buy 20+ items for $25.00? But I'm not trying to have them listed on my resume, sorry. I've been out of school for a couple of months now and I'm starting to get that itch of boredom. I try to keep myself occupied during the day (mostly with this site) but everything is starting to bore me to death. It's the same ol routine everyday. And each day I'm left wondering where the hell the time went. I don't see how most of my peers sit at home and waste their lives away. I would die from the boredom alone.

I just need to break free from this jobless slump. Days like this I actually miss working for Hell South. I guess I'll just go and watch some free Showtime while its available, oh yeah. There goes the silver lining in my cloud.

POSTED BY FRESH @ 11:50 PM

6.06.2005

Lil Kim: Poor Little Rich Girl

I've been working on designing some free blogger templates to distribute through the site for anyone who would like to pick one up (email a chica if interested). In the middle of creating one (click here!) featuring Deep Throat herself I stumbled across a picture of her from the old days. This is how I liked my Kimberly Jones. Bunny teeth, small tits (no homo), black wig, and with a ever so slight pudge on her waistline. Although her bikini lines looks questionable and I don't know what the blue hell she is doing with the gun, this is the Kim I was introduced to 10 years ago. She looks nothing like that now of course. While I was searching for some pictures I found a few interesting links about her and the various surgeries she has had performed.

She Got Served: The Impending Destruction of Lil Kim Article (This is great. It basically says everything I want to)
She Got Served: The Impending Destruction of Lil Kim Gallery
Awful Plastic Surgery: Lil Kim Bad Boob Job
Awful Plastic Surgery: Lil Kim Looks Like a Gremlin
Awful Plastic Surgery: Lil Kim Gets The Michael Jackson Look

Kimmy Kimmy Kimmy . . . you look a hot damn mess. Anybody else think she resembles Victoria Gotti? That is her homegirl you know . . .

[begin edit] I don't know why I'm just not beginning another post but oh well. Read and be merry, bitches.

Oh shizzle! We have Showtimes for a couple of days? Yes! Time for be to break out the pack of blank VCR tapes (everyone can't afford a DVR or whatever it's called). I've been catching some pretty decent programming on television as of lately. My new favorite show is Hell's Kitchen. The shit was bananas - B A N A N A S [/corny]. It's a tasty blend of American Idol, The Restaurant, and Survivor. Although Dewberry was booted last night from the show (I was rooting for his big ass), I know I'm going to be glued to the tube next week. I'm typing and looking over my shoulder at the 19" (do it big) right now viewing Trading Spouses. In my opinion Fox offers some very interesting choices in reality television. A & E is and will forever be my ultimate favorite when it comes to the reality shows, don't sleep on Family Plots. And I thought mi familia was loco..

Moving forward, Tyson Beckford's fine piece of man ass was almost grass. In a scene that I believe is so similar to the "Unbreak My Heart" video by Toni "why did I name my kids Denim and Diesel" Braxton. Remember that? No worries, Tyson's doing fine though. He was able to preserve his sexiniess and was released from the hospital Monday.

Time fly's when you're busy with school! Congrats to J.Lo and Marc Anthony. Who said it wouldn't last huh? Who still fucking cares is a better question. Congratulations are also in order for Stevie Wonder who welcomed a baby boy into the world last month (yeah I thought he was dead too). You don't have to see it to be in it, he be stroking! Yes, I know he doesn't sing that song but it was a good thought in my brain. Stevie should've chilled out with the name. Mandla Kadjaly Carl Stevland Morris? Someone's getting their ass kicked everyday until they're out of junior high.

Finally, today's C.W.A. (Cracka Wit Attitude) award goes to Russel Crowe. He'll hit that bitch with a phone (what you know about Miss Behavin?) . Folks have been testing his gangsta since Cinderlla Man was released. So he popped a bitch, almost like Fifty did Tyson in the "21 Questions" video. What sweet irony. . .

POSTED BY FRESH @ 7:36 PM

just kiss and make up (again) already.

Summer Jam 2005 presents another chapter of trapped in Teh Ghey Unit closet . . .

To say the truce between the Game and 50 Cent came to a screeching halt Sunday night would be an understatement. Think more along the lines of a major derailment, much like the big scene in "Speed," when the subway train carrying Keanu Reeves and if Sandra Bullock crashes through the pavement and lands above ground.For weeks there had been rumors that Game was making unfavorable remarks about 50 and the G-Unit while performing on the How the West Was One Tour.

It was fodder for Internet message boards and made radio gossip reports, but the rumblings never materialized into anything substantial. G-Unit members haven't exactly given props to Game in some of their recent interviews either, but everything had been relatively calm.

During Summer Jam, the New York tri-state area's biggest hip-hop concert of the year, the Game's frustrations boiled over while onstage in New Jersey's Giants Stadium, and he took several verbal shots at the G-Unit. The rapper also had people dressed up in a gorilla suit and a rat costume — representing 50's alleged snitching — both wearing G-Unit T-shirts and getting beaten in a mocking manner by Game's clique.From the onset of Game's set, the Compton, California, native let it be known he would not be in Jersey with his "tail between his legs" backing down from his problems with 50. He performed "Hate It or Love It," rapping 50's verse as well his own, switching up a line here and there to relay anti-G-Unit sentiment, such as "I ain't f---ing with five-0/ It's all starting to make sense."

Later Game introduced a new slogan, "G-G-G-U-Not!"There was a slight undercurrent of booing when Game voiced his feelings towards the G-Unit, and that's when Dr. Dre's protégé really expressed himself.Game explained that he had love for New York, but he was kicked out of the G-Unit because "they were hating." He said the crowd shouldn't hate him because he hates 50. Game even yelled "F--- 50" while holding his son in his arms before performing "Dreams."The crowd started to warm up to Game more and more as he continued to use his platform to try and humiliate his former business associates. The lanky MC even threw a G-Unit chain he once wore proudly into the audience like it nothing more than a used tissue going into a garbage can."I don't follow suit like f----t ass Yayo," Game roared. He later threatened to "knock out" Tony Yayo and Lloyd Banks.It became evident that Game's set was more therapy than performance — and that he had been waiting to get a lot off of his chest. Game even started to detail the infamous night at Hot 97's station, when a member of his crew was shot (see "50 Drops Game From G-Unit; Shots Fired At Radio Station"), accusing 50 of being scared to come outside and saying the G-Unit general was rushed out of the back of the building..

The tirade ended, ironically, with Game performing the song he and 50 made famous, "This Is How We Do." Before going into the verses, Game had more unfavorable words for the entire crew: "50 Cent can suck my ... / Tony Yayo can suck my ... /G-Unit can suck my ..."

Hit up MTV. com for additional Summer Jam highlights. Also peep some images from the show via Getty.

POSTED BY FRESH @ 1:00 PM

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