Heidi Klum Was Dicknotized
In a rare joint interview, Heidi Klum spilled the beans to Oprah about what attracted her to husband Seal.
"I met him in a hotel lobby in New York City and he came in just from the gym and I was sitting there and I was, like, wow," Klum tells Oprah Winfrey on her show's Superstar Couples episode set to air Thursday.
Wow, as in Seal was wearing bicycle shorts.
"And I pretty much saw everything," says Klum. "The whole package." (source)
I'm not even mad at Heidi! There is nothing wrong with getting a sneak peak. Men do it all the time. Sometimes I wish they would walk around showing off some dick cleavage but all penises are not created equal.
Maybe the ugly man, big wang theory is true. Do we have any volunteers in the audience? Let's get a focus group poppin'. Joking.
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