10.23.2007
It Takes A VillageEverybody's favorite biracial butterfly [1] Mariah Carey was ambushed by her glam squad minutes before going "live" on 106 & Park to promote her new bottled flatulence. It seems like Mimikins is always dressed like a hot sausage waiting to burst out of its casings dipped in grape jelly nowdays. Could you imagine being on her payroll? Yikes. I'd rather smoke crack out of a Pepsi can with Propecia and work part-time at Fred's.
[1] Raise your hand if you remember that one.
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