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Actress Tamala Jones graces the cover of the latest issue of the men's magazine SMOOTH and in the piece, penned by this columnist; Jones has some choice words for syndicated radio talent Wendy Williams. While Jones is quite clear about her disdain for the New York City-based shock jock, the comments that weren't included in the article make what Jones said in the piece look mild in comparison.


Can you control yo hoe? You got a bitch that won't do what you say. You can't control yo hoe, she hard-headed and she just won't obey. Can you control yo hoe? You got to know what to do and what to say. Listen, you got to put that bitch in her place even if it's slappin' her in her face. You got to control yo hoe - - can you control yo hoe?
- - Snoop Dogg Fresh

The New York Post reports Beyonce and Tina Knowles' House of Dereon fashion line was poorly represented at the Magic fashion trade show in Las Vegas. The company's booth, which was meant to resemble a villa, was shoddily made, a spy told the paper. "It was so cheaply done, the vines were visibly Scotch-taped to the villa," the source revealed. "It was very un-Beyonce." But a spokesman for the company disputed the claim, insisting the booth was professionally constructed, adding, "It won the contest for the best booth in the contemporary area." (source)
Sean Combs' print ads for his Unforgiveable fragrance were rejected by some magazines for being too "sexy." (Combs looked like he'd just had a threesome with a blonde and a brunette.) Now one of his TV ads has been banned as well. The spot, which showed Combs climbing out of a swimming pool with a naked model, showed the model's breast for an instant. The flash of flesh made even MTV back off the commercial. A rep for MTV didn't return calls. (source)


Everybody has that one friend whose mother is cool as hell. She let's you smoke in the house (hell she might even join you), have sex in her bed, washes the sheets for you afterward, and doesn't pressure you about going to school nor mapping out a future for yourself. I'm not saying that Ne-Yo's mom fits that description down to a tee but I wouldn't be surprised if she did. I love her already! I'll take this lady over Tina Knowles any damn day. Clearly you can see that she is just so proud of her son. Brings a tear to my eye knowing that maybe one day I can feel the same way. Cheers to you mama.


The time has come for Flava to take a damn bath. Yet another reason why I will never pick up a crack pipe.


You may be able to testify about pissing on somebody but you bet' not call it the 'R.Kelly' out in Sacramento! Who would've ever thought after selling millions of records around the globe that his name would now become a verb. It must make him all warm and fuzzy on the inside knowing that his name will be associated with pissing on underage girls forever.So What's An R.Kelly Exactly?
1.The process of pissing all over a girls face who is 14 years of age or younger for sexual arrousal and total domination... Similiar to a golden shower but with girls 14 years or younger.
1. The old man pulled an R Kelly on the 14 year old



Retired supermodel Tyra Banks has turned investigator to find out what men really get up to at strip clubs.The former catwalk stunner donned trashy clothes, a latex nose and a wig to disguise herself as a sexy dancer and took a secret film crew into a strip club to give viewers of her US daily talk show a sneak into the sleazy world of strippers and pole dancers. Banks even performed a sexy pole dance for the unknowing regulars at the unnamed strip joint. The revealing special show airs in America on 1 March (06). The revealing special show airs on March 1, 2006. (source)
Lil' Kim: Countdown To Lockdown' chronicles the Queen Bee's last two weeks of freedom as she ties up her business, says goodbye to friends and makes peace with herself as she emotionally prepares to serve a 366-day prison sentence. In this new half-hour series, BET and production partner Edmonds Entertainment deliver full access to Lil' Kim's life and her entourage as she paints the town twenty-four hours a day attending sexy fashion shows, star- studded parties, music video shoots, and glamorous shopping trips. Lil' Kim then begins the physical transformation to becoming Kimberly Jones, peeling off the layers of hair extensions, acrylic nails and stage make-up. Final destination: the penitentiary, where Kimberly turns herself in to authorities. This is Kim's real life with all of its glamour, drama, comedy and tragedy. (source)


Whitney Houston's husband Bobby Brown has been branded a shameless lothario by actress Tamala Jones - who claims the singer/actor recently tried to seduce her. The 37-year-old R+B pioneer, who has been married to Houston for 14-years, reportedly met Jones twice, and tried to get her into bed on both occasions. Jones who acted alongside Brown in 2001 movie, Two Can Play That Game, tells America's Smooth magazine, "He came over and said, 'What's up?' He picks me up and he's like, 'I heard you been in Atlanta, girl. Why you don't come and see me? Don't you know I always wanted to f**k you?' I'm like, 'Boy you better put me down! I am dating somebody that's in the business, and he's from Atlanta. You know my dude and I know your wife.'














- If you read Kimmie's street report this past weekend you would know that Shawnna was on stage looking a hot, sweltering mess. This doesn't make an ounce of damn sense. Be sure to check out Kimmie's recap of events if you missed it! CL has more delicious H.A.M. for you to enjoy.

[edit] Poor Brandy, it was too good to be true. That shit was old, ah well.


[1] I had to clock at least one more "Color Purple" reference in to round the weekly total off.




Pentecostal minister Hezekiah Walker, one of the most renowned Black ministers in the nation, is a reported homosexual. This startling revelation has come out during his extremely bitter divorce from his longtime wife Monique. According to sources close to the divorce, Monique Walker suspected that something was awry when her husband infected her with a sexually transmitted disease. After confronting Pastor Walker about the disease, he reportedly admitted to carrying on an affair with a man who wears women's clothing and a blond wig. Sources claim that Walker then forced his wife and children from their home so that he could live in peace with his transvestite lover.
Paris Hilton may think Prince is hot -- but looks like he thinks she's not. The partying heiress toasted the "Purple Rain" singer in a London club this week -- only to have him sneak out the back. Hilton was reportedly drinking the powerful liquor absinthe at the club Kaberet Prophecy when she got into the DJ box and announced to the crowd, "I'm celebrating my birthday and Prince is in the house, so I want to play his new single because he's hot," according to London's Sun newspaper. The artist, hiding under a hood, quickly headed for the exit, but Hilton danced on the table tops until 3:30 a.m. (source) Click here to see Prince performing on stage at the Brit Awards.
Atlanta based emcee Chris "Ludacris" Bridges is expanding his acting resume to television with an appearance on "Law & Order: Special Victims Unit" next month. "When I was approached to work on 'SVU' and read the script, there was no way that I could turn down this amazing opportunity," he said. Ludacris will play hip hop pioneer Ice-T’s ("Detective Finn") nephew in an episode that airs March 28th. "The character was so rich and the story line so complex that I knew it was something I had to do," said Ludacris. In 2004 he co-starred as a philosophic car jacker in the award winning film "Crash" and acted last year in "Hustle & Flow." Ludacris has also appeared in "2 Fast 2 Furious" (2003) and "Wash" (2001). Thanks Jazmin!
Beyonce Knowles is under attack from animal rights activists because her label, House of Dereon, started selling clothes made of rabbit and chinchilla fur, and teddy bears made of mink. Knowles has been inundated with hate mail and activists have threatened to leave carcasses outside of her house. This will make the second time Beyonce has come under fire from animal welfare groups. She was included in a group of celebrities who were blasted by PETA for wearing Canadian Mukluk boots, which are made of rabbit fur. The organization's spokesman said:"The rabbits are sourced from Asia and crammed into small, wire boxes before being electrocuted or strangled. Many are skinned alive. As far as we can see, this kind of treatment is what celebrities - those who don't give a damn - are supporting. Fake fur looks every bit as good." Thanks Mika!


What's with Kanye and tiny jackets?



I know that is the burning question in everybody's mind right now [/sarcasm]. Looks like Karrine is bouncing back from her breakup with Bill:

Flo' of New York recently reported that So So Def attended a brunch which included a lot of other industry artists. Some from the 60's and some from 2006. In this case, Bow Wow in some strange way came into contact with Ronald Isley of the Isley Brothers. I don't know if Bow Wow had eaten a pack of Ex-Lax before he attended the function, but apparantely he had diarrhea of the mouth. He approaches Ronald Isley with, "My album went gold in it's first week. How many gold albums do you got?" Ronald couldn't believe what he was hearing. But Ronald replied with, "I don't have any gold albums . . . But I got 23 platinum albums." Jermaine Dupri overheard the convo and spree'd over to Bow Wow and told him, "Bow Wow, cool out man. . . You don't even know who you talkin' to right now." MC Serch of WJLB radio replied, "What the hell is wrong wit' Bow Wow?"
Looks like Jamie Foxx better send Mary J. Blige some flowers -- and quick. I hear the R&B diva has been upset with the multitalented Foxx -- whose latest album, "Unpredictable," is topping the charts -- ever since he invited her on his recent NBC special with the promise that if she joined him in their duet from his CD, "Love Changes," she could sing a solo from her own popular album, "The Breakthrough."At the December taping, Blige did the duet and sang the solo "Be Without You" only to learn the terrible truth -- at a viewing party for the Jan. 25 broadcast -- that her solo had ended up on the cutting-room floor.That was bad enough.

Normally I could care less about what's going on with Pamela Anderson's mouth (if the walls could talk the stories they would tell!) but this shit is just wrong. I'm with BC on this one, the whole Hepatitis C issue is a little too much for me. I still love the video for "Touch The Sky" but every time I watch it now I will think about her collagen filled smoochers. Speaking of Mr. West, he recently sat down with Playboy to have a candid conversation about homophobia in hip-hop and his addiction to porn and sex.

Last week Eskay wrote a post about our sister in Christ Remy Ma throwing a tantrum at Hot 97. During the interview she basically aired out Fat Joe and a few other industry heads. But now there is a rumor that the very next day she retracted her spazz out session and will also be apologizing to Fat Joe on an upcoming episode of Wack City.

Leftover Flicks

How to be the most fabulous in the room
- Heels, heels, heels. My motto: 4 inches, no less.
- Carry an extra-large bag in cherry, emerald or orange -- not beige, not camel and definitely not black.
- Wear a dramatic coat that almost demands someone help you put it on and take it off.
- Laugh a lot. It makes everybody wonder if it's more fun to be at your party. *
- Turn up the music in every room you enter.
'Fabulosity' top five foods
- Acal juice. Like pomegranate juice, but even better
- Dark green vegetables like spinach, kale, collard greens, watercress. I fight them sometimes, but really, let's not be babies here. We need this stuff!
- Pre-made smoothies. Those $3 ones you buy at the supermarket
- Dark chocolate. Good for your heart -- in moderation
- Green tea. I have my chef make me pitchers of iced green tea.
* Bitch please.
I always have my personal assistant run to the store to grab green tea for me in the morning. I can't go for myself because I am too busy balancing my world. My one question is how does one stay fab when she is arrested?

"Excuse me sir. Could you please get off the cellphone?" he told one member of the media who wasn't paying attention. "I'm here." He later mocked another who came from Mexico City, asking him to "speak English." West blamed his cockiness on "the drink." "Bono had this wine backstage. 'This is the best wine Kanye,'" West said in an Irish accent.
Shar Jackson who is the mother of two young children with her ex Kevin Federline; Marla Maples, who is divorced from Donald Trump; and Angie Everheart, the former wife of Ashley Hamilton and former long-term companion of Sylvester Stalone, all have one thing in common: They are Hollywood exes! "Everywhere I went, it was there," Shar tells ET's Kevin Frasier about losing Federline to Britney Spears. "I stopped watching TV and going to the grocery store, because it was always there." (more) Thanks Wolfpack!
Even More Grammy After Party Flicks
- Jamie Foxx to Fantasia: "I'm a grown man, you dont even know your body yet . . . Im gonna touch you in so many places. . . I'll get the back of your knees wet."
- Watch the video for "Touch The Sky" at NR
- Caption this via Crazy Baby
- Americans did not care about the Grammy's








[edit] Just as I was saving this entry, Kiara was nice enough to send me a copy of Coretta Scott King's beautiful funeral program. It includes pictures and words that will make your heart smile. I've uploaded it on Rapid Share so please feel free to download it and forward it on to your friends and family.


The virulently anti-gay Westboro Baptist Church from Topeka, Kansas, announced Feb. 3 that it would picket the funeral of civil rights icon Coretta Scott King, widow of Martin Luther King Jr. Coretta Scott King died Jan. 30 at a medical facility in Mexico. Her funeral is set for Tuesday in Atlanta.
Tupac Gets Waxed
Legendary rap star Tupac Shakur is set to be immortalized in wax by the talented sculptors at Madame Tussauds Wax Museum in Los Angeles. The slain rapper's statue will be erected as part of the 'On Stage' exhibition, and will capture Tupac wearing his signature bandanna, as well as displaying his multiple body tattoos.
His statue will stand besides the likes of Elton John, Sir Mick Jagger, and Prince. The exhibition will be audio-enabled, allowing visitors to listen to his greatest hits will admiring the work. Adrian Jones, a Madame Tussauds spokesman tells AllHipHop.com, "We have received more requests from the public to immortalise Tupac than any other rap star. It is fitting that he will be the central figure in our new On Stage attraction, which will offer the public a new high-tech system for enjoying the music of all the stars in the attraction."
Nigga Please
"Believe it or not, I'm the only black man in America who has never seen 'The Parkers.' I didn't know who she was -- I'll be honest -- before she came on the show." - Dr. Ian Smith from "Celebrity Fit Club" on Countess Vaughn (source).
Nah, really? Negro tells us something we already didn't know.
- Pam Anderson doesn't want Rhonetta Janice Combs' dead shit touching her
- Check out the 'Negro of the Day' getting his groove on in the studio. Yeah he's got a club banger on his hands, it's fire. Thanks Mymorex09!
A few months ago on "Jimmy Kimmel Live", DC3 claimed that would be their last televised performance and nobody really gave a shit. The girls have now been invited to perform live at the NBA All Star game this year, singing the national anthem before tip-off. The NBA is billing the performace at the game as the final time the group will perform together, yeah right. Quick, can a lawyer please draw up some paperwork that legal binds them to that?R.Kelly Hits The Road On New Tour




"While not a laugh-out-loud comedy, Something New offers enough moments of genuine humor mixed in with the predictable pathos, thanks in part to its adept ensemble cast."- Mack Bates, Milwaukee Journal Sentinel





In the most ridiculous shit since The Black Panthers making hot sauce, Lil' Romeo has declared war on Bow Wow. On the track "Hoodstar" Romeo barks up Bow Wow's tree (sorry, I had to do it) by saying "poppin in grills and they think they getting toughter/trying to take off their shirts and ain't getting buffer." The track is allegedly an answer to Bow Wow's "Freshazimiz." Are these two little niggas serious? This beef is like the kid who everyone played basketball with who whines and takes the ball home when he loses - - totally unnecessary. As publicity driven as it was, Cam's beef is more legit than this. To take a listen for yourself visit Beautiful Hustle.

J.C. Penney Co., the third-largest U.S. department-store company, is adding private-label brands in clothing and furniture as it seeks to win middle-income shoppers. In addition the company is planning extensions of existing brands as well. It will introduce the Miss Bisou clothing collection for juniors this spring. And who else to be featured in the Miss Bisou ads but Rihanna. The talented songtress appears in the spring 2006 advertisment of Miss Bisou. The press revealed that the Def Jam artist will also be paid by JC Penny clothing chain to endorse its Bisou jeans line. (thanks Shanice!)




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