8.21.2005

Plastic Surgery Intervention

I was surfing the net this morning and came across a recent picture of Lil' Kim. At first I thought it was a white actress since the image was a small thumbnail at the time. It wasn't until I clicked on it that it was Kimmy. I think it is time for an intervention, A&E style.

Kimberly - -

I've been a fan of yours every since I heard your squeaky voice on "Player's Anthem." Throughout the years however I have come to develop a love/hate relationship with you. With every new magazine spread you seem to look different. I personally liked you back in the days when you rocked $20 wigs and had bunny teeth. I turned my head when you got your breast implants. I justified your first nose job to my brother. But now things are getting out of hand. You are starting to look like Victoria Gotti. I realize that is your friend and all but it isn't a compliment. Read my lips, you are not white. No matter how hard you try you will never be. You can ask Michael about it. How can your fans take you seriously and you're walking around looking like Donatella Versace?

So I beg of you to please use your time in prison wisely. Pick up a couple of self help books and read them.


- - Fresh


[edit] Lil Kim + Donatella = This

Also chek out Hollyhood to see what she has to say about Kimmy. Hilarious!





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