CRUNK + DISORDERLY // IT'S ONLY ENTERTAINMENT!

8.08.2005

I've been wanting to do a "special" post on Cowboy Troy for quite sometime now. So when I saw a post about him on SOHH, I felt like they stole my thunder. But after I read the article a smile spread acrossed my face. The author said all of the things I wanted to.

Nigga Please of the Week: Cowboy Troy

... Just for this special jigapoo, we're going to give you a 2-for-1 to start off the week. That's right, eight minutes of Cowboy Troy performing his minstrel show classics, "I Play Chicken With The Train" and "If You Don’t Wanna Love Me" [watch them now]. I would have completed the trifecta with "I Play Nice Nice For Massa" featuring Michael Clarke Duncan, but I couldn't find a link to the video. Welcome to "Hick-Hop." This is more fun than a barrel of watermelons! I think I found the cowboy from Pee Wee's Playhouse! Free from the jheri curl, Cowboy Troy now bumbles around Garth Brooks' playhouse. The secret word of the day is "COON." If you hear anyone say "coon" today, yawl just go on and act a damn fool, you hear? Seriously, what audience is Troy trying to appeal to here with this country ass 8 Mile? He walks a parted sea of a crowd to the stage. This is not because they all respect the self-proclaimed "Big Black Train," but because the concert is segregated. He should be ashamed for all of that Tim McGraw name-dropping. He's a little late anyways. Another black rapper has already flocked to Mr. Faith Hill's dick. His name is Nelly. (continue reading at sohh)

POSTED BY FRESH @ 12:27 PM

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