7.14.2005
Nas = Homeboy In Outer Space
Hip hop star Nas was left terrified after witnessing an alien spacecraft fly over Los Angeles four years ago.The rapper- who recently married R&B beauty Kelis - is now adamant there is life on other planets. He says, "I've seen the ship." Four years ago in LA, I fucking saw a UFO. If you'd seen it you'd fucking bug."In the papers they said they were testing missiles."Right. That's what they say. Missiles is bullet-shaped."
I'm too tired to even begin the ridicule session. Who knew that counting crackas, I mean, people's money all day long in a bank could be tiring. I will say this though, Halle Berry loves oral!
Don't forget, When Crackheads Attack comes on tonight on Bravo. I'll recap tomorrow as always.
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