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 Remember this face? It's Shock G, the one who put the satin on your panties. After years of making wack ass music post Digital Underground he is finally doing hip hop a favor and retiring. Woo hoo! Let's all get together and buy this negro a plaque for his past accomplishments. The Humpty Hump man says music is driving him to do drugs and making him depressed which is understandable. If I had a $40 budget video in rotation on UnCut after having a pretty okay career in the early 90's I would be a melancholy also. I remember back when the "Humpty Dance" came out - - I might've been all of seven years old maybe? Any how, some people just need to realize when their time is up. Of course there are a few people who this general rule of thumb does not apply to but this nigga ain't one. Sorry to be so harsh but no one gives a damn about his "retirement". His ass should be on the next season of The Surreal Life.
Remember this face? It's Shock G, the one who put the satin on your panties. After years of making wack ass music post Digital Underground he is finally doing hip hop a favor and retiring. Woo hoo! Let's all get together and buy this negro a plaque for his past accomplishments. The Humpty Hump man says music is driving him to do drugs and making him depressed which is understandable. If I had a $40 budget video in rotation on UnCut after having a pretty okay career in the early 90's I would be a melancholy also. I remember back when the "Humpty Dance" came out - - I might've been all of seven years old maybe? Any how, some people just need to realize when their time is up. Of course there are a few people who this general rule of thumb does not apply to but this nigga ain't one. Sorry to be so harsh but no one gives a damn about his "retirement". His ass should be on the next season of The Surreal Life.	      
	      	        
	      
 
  
       
  
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