11.08.2007
No Shit
Jennifer Lopez finally confirmed her pregnancy during her performance at Miami's American Airlines Arena on Wednesday night. While no one really seemed to give two wet farts, the announcement caught Skeletor off guard.
After Lopez broke the news, she turned to her husband of three years and said, "I hope you don't mind."
Anthony shrugged his shoulders, caressed Lopez's belly and leaned over to kiss it, saying, "No, I don't mind at all. ... I didn't know she was going to talk."
"This is a special time in our lives," Lopez said from the stage, People magazine reported. "And we waited until the last show to tell you." Now, she added, the couple will "go away for a while."
Thank God for small favors.
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