Tonia Lamere says Spice Girl Mel B left young Angel Iris with her while she eloped to Sin City with Stephen Belafonte.

"One evening of baby-sitting turned into four days!" Lamere tells Star magazine.

"The child was sick, there was no nanny, and when Mel called, she never even asked about the baby."

Lamere also claims she was forced to buy food for baby Iris and her older half-sister (Phoenix Chi, 8) out of her own pocket during the four days Brown was away.

Brown's rep, however, says the whole story smells of green. "Melanie is a hands-on mother completely dedicated to the upbringing of her children and the well-being of her entire family," she told us yesterday. "Any fictitious accusations to the contrary stem from greedy people looking to make a
buck."

First off I would never leave my kids with a woman who looks like Chyna Doll. This broad looks like she wouldn't think twice about DDT'ing you.

Tonia, join the club. I can't recall the number of times relatives have dumped their kids off on me. A quick trip to the corner store to get a box of Black N' Milds turns into a week long stay at Camp Fresh. I know better now but I haven't always been so hip to the game. One time during a voyage to Wal-Mart one of my cousin's little bastards, ahem, angels sitting in the backseat snatched my wig off at a red light. That was the last straw.

Let this be a lesson to Melanie. The next time you and that duck killing fool want to go out of town drop those kids off at Auntie Johnny's house and keep it moving.

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