8.02.2007

Crack Paranoia

Bobbay still believes that Osama Bin Laden is after his head.
"I figure if Bin Laden wants me, and everybody is looking for him, it probably won't happen. But if he wants to try and find me for something so stupid, he can do what he wants. I have to leave it in the hands of my higher power.

"Come on, if anybody [else was] threatened by Al Qaeda, they'd take it seriously."

Ticketbuyers didn't and showed up, but they didn't take Brown seriously, either.

The singer took off his shirt at one point "unveiling his sweaty, abdominally challenged torso [and mysteriously wet crotch]" and the audience screamed with laughter, but were dead silent when he tried to get them to do a "call and response," wrote one reviewer in the Herald Sun.
Last year Kola Boof, a writer who claims she was Uncle Bin's sex slave, said the terrorist wanted The King killed so that he could make Nippy one of his dutch rollers wives.

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