Al Reynolds has been hoodwinked, bamboozled and led astray.
He thought he was going to the KY Derby. Not that KY, that
KY. When he saw all of the sweaty little jockeys sitting on top of their horses he turned to his homegirl, who was also visibly aroused, and said "Normally I'm not into beastiality and men smaller than me but variety is the spice of life!"
After this small brain fart he realized where he was at and started to complain about having a fresh colonic done for nothing. My heart really goes out to him. He had even had his pubic hair fashioned in a ponyhawk
Star has really been flaunting her tittyballs around town lately. It's only a matter of time before she tries to convince the editor at Smooth to give her a cover shoot. Put em on the glass!