Start a rumor about these two humping on the count of three. One . . . two . . . wait for it . . . three! Go!
Remember the good old times when celebs could take pictures with one another without being romantically linked? Well those days are effing done, son.
Let's say a picture of, hell I don't know, Beyonce and Billy Ocean were to suddenly surface on a message board. A fabricated story about the couple canoodling would appear in your inbox faster than you can say Caribbean queen.
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