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3.23.2007

Stop The Madness

Start a rumor about these two humping on the count of three. One . . . two . . . wait for it . . . three! Go!

Remember the good old times when celebs could take pictures with one another without being romantically linked? Well those days are effing done, son.

Let's say a picture of, hell I don't know, Beyonce and Billy Ocean were to suddenly surface on a message board. A fabricated story about the couple canoodling would appear in your inbox faster than you can say Caribbean queen.

Paparazzi photos have been responsible for more than a few secret Hollywood relationships being put on blast but don't always believe the story that comes along with the flicks.

The only exception to this is Kim Kardashian of course. Everybody standing in that line receives a five-star complimentary t-bag experience of a lifetime. With warm towels.

End scene.

More flicks from Sony Ericsson Open Ocean Drive Magazine party under the cut.

Dwayne Wade & Winston the Danger Kitty

Jamie Foxx gives his sister a smooch

Grey Goose makes Sir Enna get loose

Two hot male athletes

Venus Williams & Andy Roddick

POSTED BY FRESH @ 12:04 AM

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