11.30.2006

It's Not Right But It's Okay


Kanye West @ A Party For Fendi's New B.Mix Bags In Tokyo
"I thought that design in his hair was his dramatic cuntiness way saying 69 is his favorite sexual position."

- - Posting My Ass Off, 11.30.06 - 2:35 pm


Your Two Cents Required


Rapper 50 Cent thinks Oprah Winfrey "started out with black women's views but has been catering to middle-aged women white American women for so long that she's become one herself," he says in the January issue of Elle magazine, excerpts of which were printed in the New York Post Thursday.

"I think the idea of being publicly noted that she's a billionaire makes (black women) interested in seeing her views. But it's even more exciting to the demographic of white American women she's been aiming at to see that she has the exact same views that they have," he says.

This isn't he first time the rapper has bashed the media mogul. In an interview with The Associated Press earlier this year, he complained that Winfrey rarely invites rappers on her talk show: "I think she caters to older white women." (
source)




I can see where 50 Cent is coming from. Honestly I can. But I'm tired of hearing him bitch about it. What do you think? Oh yeah, that GQ picture never gets old with me. It's magically delicious.


Oh Really?

Have you heard the wonderful news? Actress Eva Longoria is engaged to San Antonio Spurs star Tony Parker. Gee that's really fucking great. But I should care because?


11. 30. 2006 Random Flicks



While Trina appears to be giving a heartfelt testimony at Wednesday night bible study she is actually performing at her birthday celebration in Miami. The lovechild of Isaac Hayes and Suge Knight came through to show Katrina LaVerne some love. Unfortunately, he didn't take off his shirt to expose his man boobs. I don't know about you but I love looking at them shits jiggle in the video for "Push It." Deelushus.

If you look closely you can see donkey in the background posted up by the the bar with Trick Daddy. BALLLLLLLLLLLIN'!


Beyonce - "Listen"



Listen, I hate this song. And not because SWSNBN is singing it. I've tried and tried to change my mind but I'm not feeling it. But as usual, she looks damn good in the video.

I'm being nice this week because I am trying to get on Mama Tina's Christmas list, shhhhh, don't tell. My very own rhinestone encrusted root box is at stake and I'm not messing that up for anybody.


11.29.2006

Say Something Nice Challenge : Fantasia Feat. Big Boi - "Hood Boy"

Here is the first video from Fannie Mae's self-titled sophmore effort due December 12. The album also features appearances from Missy Elliott and Babyface. The track I am most looking forward to hearing is "Baby-Makin' Hips." Simply deelushus.



Shout out to Taylor from Green Light for the clip




Rumor Control: Another Damn Tell All?



According to Illseed from AHH Rumors, gay rapper Cashun will expose a couple of your favorite rapper's favorite rappers in a new tell all book. Word is that he is in the process of putting together a juicy tale that would out some of his celebrity clientele. Proceed with Cashun!

Be on the look out for my future bestseller It's No Secret: LaMichael Is My Secret Lover (That's What We Are) hitting church spaghetti dinners nationwide Neveruary 3007. Contact me for a special coupon which will enable you to recieve one bag of free Florida oranges with the purchase of my book.


iFilm Clip of the Day




It's been a good three hours now but I'm still thinking about HWSNBN's 2 liters of fun. I always had a feeling El Presidente was hangin' and swangin', tehehe. But enough about Big Dick Willie.

Sexpert Sue Johansson stopped by The Tyra Show on Monday to discuss facts and myths about sex.

Video Spotted @ ONTD



Ludacris feat. Mary J. Blige - "Runaway Love"




"Runaway Love" is the latest single off of Luda's Release Therapy. The song is a cautionary tale for young females with a solid message. Let's keep our fingers crossed that the track will attract the same amount of attention as "Money Maker."


Mya In Rap Up Magazine


Mya is featured on the double-sided cover of Rap-Up's Winter issue. The Game appears on the flip side but there is enough funk around this website already. We don't need the aroma of spoiled milk lingering around. Thanks.

I just love the second photograph. It says "I have a bad urinary tract infection but I still look fabulous!"


Yeah, Yeah, Yeah . . .

I know you are tired of hearing about Carmen Bryan but this interview with Wendy Williams is pretty freaking amusing. I won't ruin the fun for you so here it goes.

PART I // PART II // PART III

Interview Audio Spotted @ Sandra Rose



Stuntin' Like His Daddy

LaMichael At The US Premiere of Concept Tiguan
Bitch he paid, that's all I got to say. Can't see little niggas, the Norwegian swagger in the way.

I'm waiting for him to jack Ludacris against a wall and scream "you ain't bad, you ain't nothing!"

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Sucker Free Ashanti


The OG Cassie Ashanti made an appearance at MTV's Sucker Free yesterday to promote that new God awful 2Pac video, "Pac's Life." During a recent stop at 106 & Park she discussed her new album in between laughs. WHAT THE FUCK was so funny, I do not know.

Ah Ashanti, our very own Fran Drescher.


11.28.2006

I'm Just Saying . . .

Eve Celebrates New M.A.C.'s Viva Glam Lipstick

I have a brilliant idea for the execs over at VH-1. Considering the fact that "The Celebrity Paranormal Project" sucks more than a West Coast Productions newbie, I think an all female hip hop version of "Starting Over" could be worth a shot.

Walk with me now. Trina, Lil' Kim, Eve, Foxy Brown, Khia, and Remy Ma living together under one roof in the projects seeking counseling and support from a team of life coaches. C'mon, it's not like they are really doing shit right now. It would make for interesting television I think.

Anyway, Eve made an appearance at MAC's Harlem store earlier today to promote a brand new shade of Viva Glam lipstick. Too bad she had to leave the event one hour earlier than scheduled since Rhonetta Johnson was outside making terroristic threats. She was said to be angry at Eve for stealing her "good club wig."

I'm lying. But it could happen dammit and you know it.



Tracy Morgan Busted For Drunk Driving



TMZ has learned that "30 Rock" star Tracy Morgan was busted for drunk driving early this morning in New York.

Police sources tell TMZ the comedian/actor was stopped at 4:38 AM in Manhattan after cops noticed he was driving erratically. According to the police report, Morgan "was unable to maintain a position in a lane of traffic."

Edison Alban, spokesperson for the Manhattan D.A.'s office, tells TMZ that Morgan told cops he was drinking beer at a club before he was pulled over.

Morgan was taken to the 33rd Precinct and charged with Driving While Intoxicated and Operating a Motor Vehicle While Impaired.

This is Morgan's second drunk driving arrest. He's currently on probation in Los Angeles for a D.U.I. conviction. The latest arrest could constitute a violation of Morgan's probation and, as a result, he could face jail time in both L.A. and New York.

Morgan's rep was not immediately available for comment. (source)



Having lost a family member to a drunk driving accident I have a zero tolerance policy for that bullshit. Such a waste. FINISH HIM, DUN DUN DUN! Sorry, I'm still dying at the previous entry's comments.


WTF Files: A Promo No No



If you ever come across D-Roc wondering the streets of Atlanta dressed like Raiden from Mortal Kombat, you have my permission to steal on him. His bite size hand may be strong but it is no match for my Shaolin technique. And Kaine isn't doing too much better either, looking like a hairy catfish. Somebody please alert animal control, thanks in advance.

Shout out to Da Real for the picture (although you are clearly trying to destroy me) .



Don't Hate Her Because She Is Beautiful

Furonda also made an appearance at The 75th Annual Hollywood Christmas Parade. Too bad she looks like my cousin Nate dressed in drag.




Freeze Frame



Jordan Brand Hosts Dinner With Carmelo Anthony
While Carmelo chopped it up with the cast members from the HBO hit show "The Wire," La La was busy developing on the spot techniques to protect her chesticles from Felicia "Snoop" Pearson.

[insert an underwear with dickholes joke here]


Happy Skanksgiving




Fed Ex spent this past Turkey Day with his babymama and children. Please do not ask me who the rest of the Junkyard Gang members are because I have no clue. Shar was allegedly pissed when K Fed showed up to her home with his latest victim. Oh no he didn't! Ah, yes he did.

I'm going to go out on a limb and say that she was probably upset because she kept inadvertently hitting the children with her tittyballs.


picture via DListed



11.27.2006

Author Bebe Moore Campbell Dies At 56

I apologize for not having this information available earlier but I was waiting to receive some type of official statement from the family (which I later did) regarding her passing.



Bebe Moore Campbell, who penned several best-sellers including Brothers and Sisters and What You Owe Me as well as articles for The New York Times and The Washington Post, died Monday. She was 56.

Campbell died at home in Los Angeles from complications due to brain cancer, said publicist Linda Wharton Boyd. She was diagnosed with the disease in February.

"My wife was a phenomenal woman who did it her way," husband Ellis Gordon Jr. said in a statement. "She loved her family and her career as a writer.

Her books, most of which were fiction based on real-life stories, touched on racial and social divides while including the perspective of many ethnic groups.

One of her first novels, Your Blues Ain't Like Mine, was published in 1992 and spanned a 40-year period dealing with prejudice in the United States. The book earned her an NAACP Image Award for literature.

She followed the book with Brothers and Sisters, which focused on race relations in the corporate world after the 1992 Los Angeles riot.

Among her other novels were Singing in the Comeback Choir, What You Owe Me and 72 Hour Hold, the latter dealing with a mother coping with her daughter's bipolar disorder. (
source)



WTF Files: Katrina LaVerne Taylor, Girl Stop

Last year Trina made her television acting debut as Cleo Harris in a sitcom titled "With Friends Like These." And no one seemed to give two blue fucks about the project. Luckily for us some of the footage from the show managed to find its way on YouTube. Victory!

Seriously, I haven't seen acting this terrible since Monica in that made for television movie "Love Song".




How Random!



DOWNLOAD RAY J FEAT. WHITNEY HOUSTON - "IT'LL BE OKAY"

Nippy and Ray J on the same track, ya'll.


The "Say Something Nice" Challenge



J. Alexander @ The 75th Annual Hollywood Christmas Parade


Oh don't be jealous just because you didn't think of it first. I have every intention on creating a hair piece of my own to wear to The Dealer's office Christmas party. I'm going to be a huge hit with the 65+ crowd.



I'm Just Saying . . .




Rihanna In Concert 11.22.2006
Like the little rich YT boy would say, Rihanna has a fire crotch. I'm sure of it.


YouTube Clip of the Day




They're back! Believe it or not but this is the real way Janet Jackson lost all that weight. Okay I'm lying.


video spotted @ Nova Slim



Helen of Troy, Eh?




Hell hath no fury like a baby mama scorned.

Nas's ex is raking her acrylics over the rapper and his wife, Kelis, in a new tell-all book, "It's No Secret."

Carmen Bryan says he beat her, cheated on her, cut her child support, and then invited her for a threesome with the "Milkshake" singer, just before they married.

And you think your boyfriend has lousy foreplay.

Not that the self-described "hip-hop Helen of Troy" stayed home watching Oprah when her man was away. She found time to entertain Jay-Z and Allen Iverson while dating Nas.

She claims he beat her "with a closed fist" after finding out about one fling. In turn, she "pulled out my pepper spray from my back pocket and sprayed Nas down like he was some rabid pit bull," when he cheated.

Miz Bryan also claims Kelis doesn't wear deodorant, Jay-Z scrubs his butt in the shower (doesn't everyone?), and Nas once turned down a date with Beyonce because, he said, "to be honest, I can't take her breath."

Sure. (
source)




Uh oh, Mama Tina is putting together a roots box right now with Carmen's picture in it.


Early Morning Zest

You have to excuse the fact that is has been pretty dead around here lately. You know how it is, I'm still sore from passing out turkeys and such down at The Carter. No good deed goes un-noticed.

As soon as I touched the keyboard this morning I went on a manhunt for my baby thang LaMichael. It's been about a week since I've blessed myself (and you) with his divine presence.

RANDOM DISPLAYS OF NORWEGIAN SWAGGER @ BRANDON T. JACKSON'S PARTY



Wait, there is more.








Um, can someone please enlighten me and tell me who exactly Joe Exclusive is? You cannot tell that bitch she is not fierce, hot damn.

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11.25.2006

2Pac Feat. Ashanti & T.I. - "Pac's Life"

Hope everybody had a wonderful Turkey Day, yadda yadda. I know I did! So I interupt my mini-vaca to bring you this entry. No hand claps necessary.





2Pac, Clifford, and Ashanti on the same track? What in the blue hell is the same thing that went through my mind. They are really scraping the bottom of the barrell with this song. Check out the statue of Deacon Cletus in the background.


11.22.2006

American Music Awards 2006 Arrival Flicks

Jamie Foxx; Beyonce; Kirk Franklin & Family; Keyshia Cole; Flava Flav; Isaiah & Jenisa Marie Washington
All I have to say is that Keyshia Cole is taking me back to my junior high days with that microwave ponytail. Bless her heart.





Jay-Z; Chamillionaire; Mary J. Blige; The Game; Chris Brown; Raven



Jay-Z Album Release Party For "Kingdom Come"

Blu Cantrell? Check. Golden Brooks? Check. Nick Cannon and Kim Kardashian? You already know. Looks like the same people who regularly attend Donkey's rent parties came out to Jay-Z's album release joint. Since both El Presidente and The Blood of The Lamb performed at last night's American Music Awards I automatically assumed that she would've showed up to the party. You know certain folks are going to have a field day with this. Not to mention rumored ex-fling Blu stopping by. Let the rumors begin.


Jay-Z; Blu Cantrell;Ne-Yo; Snoop Dogg; Golden Brooks; Nick Cannon &Kim Kardashian;


WTF Files: Talk To The Hand

Rosie O' Donnell got her dick holes all in a bunch oer Kelly Ripa Tuesday on "The View" calling her comment about Clay Aiken--the guest host on Friday's "Live With Regis and Kelly"--"homophobic" and "a little odd."

"Oh, that's a no-no," Ripa said, adding, "I don't know where that hand's been, honey!"

On Tuesday's "View," O'Donnell said: "To me that's a homophobic remark. If that was a straight man, if that was a cute man, if that was a guy that she didn't question his sexuality, she would have said a different thing."

Aiken does not discuss his sexual orientation and told People magazine in September, "People are going to believe what they want."




I don't blame Kelly for not wanting that muthafucka's hands all up in her face. It is cold and flu season! My immune system is not what it used to be and I don't want random ass people's germs. Rosie, stop making everything a gay/straight issue. Outrageous. Shout out to Nova Slim for showing me this madness.



11.21.2006

The "Say Something Nice" Challenge



Your eyes are not deceiving you. That is the one and only Freddie "rock me tonight for old time sakes" Jackson at the New York City premiere of Deja Vu. I couldn't believe it my damn self. Freddie and his guest look, um, happy to be there. I don't know who his lady friend is but something tells me that she sold a helluva lot of boiled peanuts and Chek sodas in the church parking lot to buy that outfit. Foxy Brown, you will have the same ensemble in your closet 10 years from now.


Rihanna Featured In Fashion18 Magazine

Here are a few scans of Rihanna in the winter issue of Canadian teen girls zine Fashion18. She is working that bang, ay?









see more @ Ultimate Rihanna



In Case You Missed It: The Dreamgirls Cast On Oprah



The hype surrounding Dreamgirls hit a fever pitch yesterday when the cast appeared on Oprah. I know you guys are growing tired of me saying this but I am really looking forward to this movie. I haven't been this excited about a film since . . . since . . . Happy Feet.

Here is a break down of the clips.



YouTube Clip of The Day



More evidence that supports my theory that YouTube is indeed the damn devil. Thank you.


video spotted at OILT.com


Too Bad Usher's Brand New Bag Is A Murse



Page Six reports that Usher may get the opportunity to play Miss Jane Pittman James Brown on the big screen. The movie is "still in an options state," with a script in the works.

And guess who wants to play the role of one of Brown's wives? METH FACE! That's right, according to an insider Fergie wants to be down with the project. Usher still may be on my shit list for that little stunt he pulled with Sandra Rose but I wouldn't mind watching abuse Fergie. It's not right, but it's okay. I'm also crossing my fingers that the script includes JB's 2004 run in with the law. I'll never forget that mug shot for as long as I live. James forgot to roller wrap his hair, bless his heart.


I'm Just Saying . . .



Earlier this month I wrote about The Game's record "Wouldn't Get Far" where his name drops a couple of well known video vixens. Vida Guerra and Melyssa Ford have both answered back. Here's what Melyssa had to say to mtv.com:



"I'm treating it like a spoof; it has nothing to do with me," she said last week in Atlanta on the BET Hip-Hop Awards red carpet. "I don't drive a Honda Accord, I drive a [Mercedes-Benz] S550. Everybody else thinks it's a big deal. I have no idea what the fuss is about."



So Melyssa is rolling in a S550, ay? That's cool. But why didn't she also address the "behind closed doors, she'll do whatever it takes to get to the Grammy Awards" line? I know that would've been the first thing on my agenda. Bitch is clearly worried about the wrong thing. I'm just saying. . .


Kramer Offers An Apology . . . Like You Didn't See That Coming

Hot damn. Let the damage control begin. Here's a press release I received from CBS about Michael Richardson a/k/a Kramer's little bitch fit.



Richards was featured via satellite from Los Angeles during an interview with scheduled guest Jerry Seinfeld, who asked Richards, his former "Seinfeld" co-star, to appear on the CBS late night broadcast. The following is an excerpt from Richards' interview:

Letterman: "Why don't you explain exactly what happened for the folks who may not know."

Richards: "I lost my temper on stage. I was at a comedy club trying to do my act and I got heckled and I took it badly and went into a rage and said some pretty nasty things to some Afro-Americans, a lot of trash talk, and uh…"

Letterman: "And you were actually being heckled or were they just talking and disturbing the act?"

Richards: "That was going on too."



11.20.2006

Star's New Gig

Al Reynolds can finally get his Versace silk gown off of layaway just in time for New Year's. Hooray!



In her first substantial television project since leaving "The View" earlier this year, Star Jones Reynolds said she will executive produce and appear in a program for TV One that spotlights big events among African Americans in 2006.

"We are executive producing the first year ender on Black America," Star told "Entertainment Tonight" of the project Wednesday night in Los Angeles.

"We are doing a full look at the issues, the people, the conversations that were held in Black America, something that. . . has been a project that I've always wanted to do," she added.

Meanwhile, Reynolds was briefly mentioned on her former show "The View" last week when guest Tracy Morgan, who famously impersonated her during his run on "Saturday Night Live," was asked to repeat his famous "I'm a lawyer!" line. (
source)




An Exclusive Evening With Knight Rider

Michael Knight (or Mychael if you enjoy Key Lime pie) is having a fashion show on December 3rd in Norcross, Georgia to benefit the Cure Autism Now foundation. I can't hate on the man for that but check out the ticket prices. Call me cheap but I'm not shelling out $125 for "an exclusive evening" with his ass. Now watching Dr. Bobby Jones strut down the runway in a pair of Victoria Secret's fish net boy shorts (which is my number one fantasy is you didn't already know) is different.



Fresh From The Crypt

Ah shit now, look who was able to land a weekend pass from the crypt. It pays to have a good relationship with little people in high places (read: Baby Daniel). He has been getting a little too relaxed with over night passes these past couple of weeks. He allowed Michelle to come out Friday night to celebrate Sony Urban Music Senior VP Yvette Noel Schure's birthday. But please believe she will be working all day long processing online orders on Black Friday.



Omarion - "Ice Box"

I usually don't fuck around with the Scream Tour kids (that's Chris Strokes' job) but I will make an exception today. "Ice Box" is the second single off of Omarion's sophmore album 21. The songs sounds like a track that Justin Timberlake passed up on while recording his album. Hated it! But I am loving the cameo of Wig Crypt Worker #3 aka Solange and Omarion's cunty overacting.




YT Goes Wild

White boys in Hollywood have been going nuts in 2006. Don't forget to put them at the top of your prayer list tonight.



Michael Richards exploded in anger as he performed at a famous L.A. comedy club last Friday, hurling racial epithets that left the crowd gasping, and TMZ has obtained exclusive video of the ugly incident. (Richards Racial Rant - - Play Here)

Richards, who played the wacky Cosmo Kramer on the hit TV show "Seinfeld," appeared onstage at the Laugh Factory in West Hollywood. It appears two guys, both African-American, were in the cheap seats playfully heckling Richards when suddenly, the comedian lost it.

The camera started rolling just as Richards began his attack, screaming at one of the men, "Fifty years ago we'd have you upside down with a f***ing fork up your ass."

Richards continued, "You can talk, you can talk, you're brave now motherf**ker. Throw his ass out. He's a nigger! He's a nigger! He's a nigger! A nigger, look, there's a nigger!"

The crowd is visibly and audibly confused and upset. Richards responds by saying, "They're going to arrest me for calling a black man a nigger." One of the men who was the object of Richard's tirade was outraged, shouting back "That''s un-f***ing called for, ain't necessary."

After the three minute tirade, it appears the majority of the audience members got up and left in disgust. Attempts to reach Richard's reps were unsuccessful. (
source)



I used to dig ol' Kramer now I got to cut his ass off. Quick, somebody start up an online petition.


Mary J. Blige Backstage At The AMA's


check out new promo pics of MJB @ Cake & Ice Cream



Day & Night Party Flicks



Donkey had his 3rd annual rent party over the weekend. Looks like a good time!




11.17.2006

Real Men Don't Give Back To The Community

According to the press release I just received The Day of The Child is "the community's way of reaching out to at-risk youth by letting them know that there are mentors who are available to help and guide them.

Mentored children are more likely to find ways of surviving within the community without turning to crime, drugs or gangs. Over the years Day Of The Child events have paired countless youth and adult volunteers thereby helping to create long-lasting positive relationships. "

That's cool. But the event organizers just had to go and book DMX for the gig. As previously pointed out by Greg, I can't wait to hear what songs he performs.



Here are our picks:

"What Ya'll Niggas Want"
"What These Bitches Want"
"Fuckin' Wit' D"
"Niggaz Done Started Something"
"We Don't Give a Fuck"
"Fuck Y'all"
"Rob All Night"

And of course an extended version of C+D favorite "Mau Mau" Forget El Presidente's Hangar Tour, we want fresh Krispy Kreme donuts.


Pigpen Quote of the Day




It's Christmas, man, I love Christmas. For the last 10 years, I been watchin' how Christmas is declinin' with the decorations in the street and all that, the whole Christmas spirit is dead, man. I look at my son, man, and I want him to really feel Christmas at least until he's eight [years old], and knows what's goin' on. The whole spirit of the city, just everything when it comes to Christmas is wrong, man. There's no soul. I need that unity. I need to feel that eggnog flowin' and things like that, so [the album] is just my contribution to make it an old school Christmas this year, man. I got special things I'ma do for Harlem, just to make it old school Christmas. I can't save the world, but I know I'ma try to give back to where I came from, 'cause I love Christmas to death, I swear to God. (AHH)

- - Jim Jones on Dipset's new Christmas album




And yes that is a real greeting card.

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Big Tigger along with some models at a calendar shoot // Shouts out to Jada for the picture



Mike Tyson To Sell That Ass

Mike Tyson is to become a male escort after agreeing to work at legendary Hollywood madam Heidi Fleiss' new legalised brothel for women.



It was reported that an agreement was reached for Tyson to work in Fleiss' new legalized brothel for women in Nevada. Fleiss has bought 60 acres of land in Nevada and work is scheduled to begin on Heidi's Stud Farm.

"I told him, 'You're going to be my big stallion.' "It's every man's fear that their girlfriend will go for Mike Tyson," Fleiss said.

Rumors were going around about Tyson hooking up with Fleiss a few months ago, and Tyson did not exactly deny the rumors.

"I don't care what any man says, it's every man's dream to please every woman - and get paid for it," Tyson said. (
source)




I can only speak for myself but the thought of rumbling in between the sheets with Mike Tyson scares the crap out of me. I can imagine that mess now. "My dick stroke is impetuous. I will leave your ass impregnable, and I'm just ferocious. I want your heart. I want to eat your eggs. Praise be to Allah!"


Baby Sykes @ Victoria's Secret Fashion Show

Is a possible collaboration between Prince and Ciara going down in the future? Rumor has it that the Purple One is feeling Ciara's latest single "Promise" so much that he would like to do a remix of the song with her.

Although it appears that Baby Sykes is doing her regular routine for the cameras in the press area she is actually on a secret mission. She had a meeting with designers from VS to discuss the possibility of her big homie Da Brat being a spokeswoman for a new line of sexy panties that would include dick holes.





Who Wouldn't Want To Be An Imppecable Dresser Like This Man?




Producer Jazze Pha has launched his own clothing store called Knitch. The shop will carry couture jeans, casual wear, and footwear for men and women. Yes, you too can now look like an Easter egg every single day. The grand opening party went down last night in ATL. Johnta Austin, Sammie, Project Runway finalist Michael Knight (it's not nice to talk about people), and Jody Breeze came out to support the new boutique.


11.16.2006

WTF Files: Nivea - "Watch It"

Poor Nivea. It's been all down hill for that chick since her relationship with Weezy F. Baby. Memo to Solange: This could very well be your ass in the near future. Proceed with extreme caution! Shouts out to Dee from DipsetFans for sending this one in.



The "Say Something Nice" Challenge




Schartar "Hottie" Taylor @ The Paris To Hollywood Luxury LifeStyle Collection Fashion Show


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Nippy Watch 11.16.2006

The house that love bulilt aka The Carter is about to be seized and sold because Whitney owes more than $1 million in mortgage payments and unpaid taxes. Damn the feds wanna stick Nippy for her paper (x 4).



Whitney Houston's New Jersey mansion is slated to be sold at a sheriff's sale because she is more than $1 million behind on the mortgage and taxes have not been paid this year, according to reports published Wednesday.

The January 4 sale was scheduled Tuesday by the Morris County Sheriff's Office, the Daily Record of Parsippany reported. The service agent for Chevy Chase Bank, the mortgage holder, sued Houston in June.

Houston's estate comprises two lots, and the sale would be of the lot assessed at $889,300. The adjacent lot is valued at more than $5.6 million, the Daily Record reported. Houston, 43, bought the properties in 1987 for $2.7 million.

Through a secretary, Houston publicist Nancy Seltzer told the newspaper the property was not in foreclosure. A woman who answered the telephone at Seltzer's office on Wednesday said Seltzer was traveling and could not be reached for comment.

Phone messages left after business hours with the service agent, Mortgage Electronic Registration Systems Inc., and the sheriff's office were not returned Wednesday.

Mendham Township is owed about $83,000 in property taxes this year on the 10-acre estate, officials told The Star-Ledger of Newark. The township sent notices after each quarterly deadline was missed, the assessor's office said. The most recent payment was due November 1. (source)




The Entry Is Brought To You By The Number Five


Alex Rodriguez, Ashanti, Nelly and Cynthia Rodriguez
@ Alex Rodriguez and Jay-Z Celebrity Poker Tournament



Jay-Z, let's talk for a brief second.

Listen, this throwing up the roc thing is getting out of hand. It was cute when Tom Cruise and Ms. Peachez did it at 106 & Impossible. Then he introduced the hand gesture to Ellen Degeneres. But when I saw Zoe Saldana doing the shit for no apparent reason a couple weeks ago at a party it made me worry.

Either make it go away or start charging niggas. That's all I'm saying.





Youtube Clip of the Day

November 13, 2006 marked the two year anniversary of Ol' Dirty Bastard's death. The outrageous rapper was one of my favorite characters to watch. Simply put he had me at hello.

When MTV celebrated its 25th birthday a couple of months back I did an entry where I asked all of you to list some of your favorite moments from the network's history in the comment section. After searching on YouTube I finally found mine. Here's a montage of clips of Dirty
acting up on MTV.





Random Displays of Raw Emotion


Rihanna unleashed her raw emotion on the crowd at the World Music Awards in London last night. You cannot teach that shit people! It's like swagger, either you got it or you don't. Bravo bitch bravo. Maybe she should've shared this tip with T.Error Mari. It's all good, the holiday shopping season is right around the corner. 40+ hours a week? BALLLLLLLLLIN'!

Seriously, before I hit publish on this post I plan on reciting the 23rd Psalm to protect you from Rihanna, no need to thank me.



Naomi Campbell Appears In Court

Nay Nay was back in court yesterday to face assault charges over an incident earlier this year in which she allegedly threw a cell phone at her housekeeper.

Don't ask me what is up with the Mia Wallace wig. You know that bitch thinks she is gangsta. Well beating up on our beloved Pedro's mother is not the correct way to justify your thug. Please put her on the very top of your prayer lists.





Monica - "Dozen Roses"

"Dozen Roses" is the latest single off of Monica's The Makings of Me album. The track which samples Curtis Mayfield's "The Makings of You " was produced by Missy Elliott.

I'm going to be honest with you. Although I have been a fan and supporter of Monica's since Miss Thang I'm not really feeling the song or video. But maybe it will grow on me, stranger shit has. I told The Dealer that he reminds me of a fresh pair of Nike dunks and he gave me the side eye. Can't win em all. Thanks Taylor for the video!




11.15.2006

Star Got Her Freakum Dress On!



This is the state of an emergency. Where is SWSNBN? I need to be covered in the blood of the lamb, ASAP.


Will Smith Featured In Premiere



Will Smith speaks candidly about everything from religion to his failed first marriage in the holiday issue of Premiere. Visit Juicy News to check out the article in its entirety.


New Janet Jackson Candids



Janet is trying to destory all of us by wearing those ugly ass boots. She was spotted having a late lunch at the Beverly Glen shopping center in Beverly Hills.










Say Goodbye To Eva Pigford And Hello To Eva Marcille




I never thought that Eva and Slickback resembled each other before I saw this picture. Yup, I see it now. Moving along . . .


Eva Pigford has given the ax to the people who put her on the map. The curvy winner of the third season of "America's Next Top Model" has booted her co-managers Tyra Banks and Benny Medina and hired a new management team headed by Jerome Martin. She's also making her last name sound like less of a barnyard animal and will officially announce Friday that she's changing it to Marcille, her middle name. "She's looking for a fresh start," an insider said. (source)



Whatever. Was the last name change really necessary? I mean really.




The "Say Something Nice" Challenge


Inspired by the infamous rent party episode of "Good Times", Aretha Franklin decided to wear a wig that was seen on the fifth aisle of Willona's crypt for her performance at a benefit concert for The National Marfan Foundation. She finally did us all a favor and put those tittyballs away.

One polite gesture deserves another one. Say something nice!





Good Lord, she looks like she just let one rip in the first picture.



UK Music Hall of Fame 2006

James Brown and Prince was inducted into the UK Music Hall of Fame last night. JB was presented his award by Soul II Soul's Jazzie B while Prince accepted his from Beyonce.

?uestlove needs to come out and hit Joss Stone over the head with one of his drumsticks. She looks like she is going to buy some meth after the show. And you know Patti LaBelle couldn't show up without showing off her Tattie McDaniels. Heh.








11.14.2006

Another Random Couple




Well slap me across the face with a pair of rhinestone encrusted pink fishnet boy shorts and call me Dr. Bobby Jones! Another random ass couple has emerged. This time from the blue lagoon.



Has Melanie "Scary Spice" Brown scared off her beau, Eddie Murphy? The former Spice Girl announced she was pregnant with his child last month, but Murphy just took another woman out on a date. On Saturday, he took Tracey Edmonds - Kenneth "Babyface" Edmonds' ex-wife - to dinner at the Lodge restaurant on La Cienega in L.A. The two had steaks and chatted into the night at the dimly lit eatery while Ananda Lewis and her beau, Clippers star Sam Cassell, sat nearby. Murphy's rep declined to comment. (source)




Forget about Melanie/Eddie/Tracey. We can talk about that you-me-and-she shit another time. The only two names I could make out were Ananda Lewis and Sam Cassell.

Who the hell next, Suge Knight and Debra Messing? Good for Ananda though, she was about due for a two liter refill anyway.


How Random!



Ah snap, look who just got their senior portraits back from Olan Mills.

Shar Jackson and Jason Alexander, the former lovers of Kevin Federline and Britney Spears, gave their first ever interview together to discuss the break-up. The two played around for the cameras and discussed the recent Sperderline split and shared their own stories about their time with the stars.

Call it release therapy for the soul . . . and wallet. Seriously, this is some real "You'll Always Be My Baby" bullshit. There was rumors a few months back of a possible relationship between Shar and Jason but I haven't heard any new information about it.






The Queen Gets Mean

YT is not going to appreciate this. At all.


She was kind to Catherine Zeta-Jones at the Glamour Awards, but Queen Latifah was royally rude to "Law & Order" actor Bill Burns last week.

Burns approached Latifah at Newark Airport and tried to give her his business card.

She responded by prompting a friend with her to "rip it to pieces and throw it on the ground," our source says, adding that the companion also spewed racial epithets at Burns (who is white) in front of a crowd. One onlooker called Latifah's friend "a total thug," though no one dared to insult the diva. Her reps said the tale of racist comments is "completely untrue." (
source)




WTF Files: Al Is That Really You?



Al Reynolds looks like . . . a regular man?! I guess that is what happens when you take a break from having afternoon tea with Crouching Vagina, Sleeping Titties and her Ya-Ya sisterhood. LeToya Luckett probably had to do a double take herself.


Oh Really?


Sandra Rose and her readers are always on their game when it comes to catching a mofo in the middle of a mess.

A couple of weeks ago Joe purchased a $2 million Jean-Michel Basquiat painting for Beyonce. Big fucking deal right? Right. That's why I didn't do a post about it. The nigga didn't buy me a Last Supper painting from the flea market for my birthday. But that's neither here or there.

Two years ago El Presidente slammed Damon Dash for doing the exact same shit.


"Me and him will always be great," he states. "We made history - we took a little company [Roc-A-Fella] and ran it for eight years. [But] now we have different things. He sees a Basquiat [painting] and goes and buys it. I'm not into that. We got different tastes. It ran its course."

Oh really? Now what he should've done was buy Beyonce an original Ernie Barnes joint and called it a day.


Kelis Struts Her Milkshake On Stage

I'm not dealing with Kelis today. What looked like a routine show turned into an audition tape to be one of Luke's dancers. NSFW or small children.








11.13.2006

PAGING MAMA TINA, PAGING MAMA TINA




You are needed in London to assist LaMichael Jackson, Sr. with his wig.

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Say It Ain't So!



The Superhead love connection continues! If Tyra Banks is looking for sweeps week material she should hit Karrine up. That woman's pussy is an epidemic. Pretty soon we all will be effected by it in some way. That girl gets around more than Borat.

The good folks over at Bossip picked up on today's blind item from BV better than I did.

Uh oh! Sources say that a chapter that was removed from Karrine Steffans' bestselling tell-all tome, 'Confessions of a Video Vixen,' may finally surface now that a certain Hollywood celebrity has split from his wife. Could said entertainer end up in Steffans' next book, 'The Vixen Diaries,' which is set to bow June 2007 on Warner Books? That's the word in the publishing world.



The BET 2006 Hip Hop Awards




- Did Flava Flav meet one of his kids for the first time on the red carpet?

- Damn near all of the rappers featured on the remix to "One Blood" came out, amazing!

- Why is the Ying Yang Twin with the bite sized hand dressed like a Mortal Kombat character?

- Michael, excuse me, Mychael Knight needs to quit.

- Remy Ma looks like she is dressed to go bobbing for ham.

- The reason why Unk and his crew has "walk it out" written across their clothing is so that people could recognize them.







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Venus looks like a damn ___________ in the coat she is wearing.

Minus the Cruella de Vil number, I would give her an upgrade. I'm sorry but that shit is all types of wrong. She looks like one of the hip-hop dalmatians from "Brown Sugar."

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SWSNBN Takes A Trip To Brokeback Mountain


The Bey Show and The Mouse Who Went West will play lovers in the Victorian drama "Tipping The Velvet".

Sofia Coppola is hoping to bring Sarah Water's novel about sexual repression to the big screen and wants Beyonce and Eva to take the roles of 1890s music hall star, Kitty Butler, and her lover Nan Astley. According to the New York Daily News the film is "graphically saucy." The BBC television adaptation caused outrage for years ago with its graphic sex scenes, which included cross-dressing and the use of sex toys.

Beyonce and Eva are said to be incredibly excited about the steamy love scenes and can't wait for filming on the project to start. "We've had Brokeback Mountain so the time is right for this divine novel to get the same treatment," said Beyonce.

UPDATE! Turns out the whole story is a bunch of crap. Check out People.com for more details. Oh and allow me to fill our friends from other websites in: this is a pop culture/gossip site! And no, I don't have any journalistic training. Never claimed to.

Carry on.


Keenyah and Nenna Will Take You To The Candy Shop



Captain America and Nneena strutted their stuff on the runway last week at the 9th Annual Chocolate Show in New York.

Hey, a check is a check.


11.10.2006

R&B Singer Gerald Levert Dies From Heart Attack


R&B singer Gerald Levert died today (Nov. 10), after suffering a fatal heart attack. Levert, also known as "G-Bear "to his fans, is featured on Styles P upcoming album Time Is Money.

He was 40-years-old. The R&B singer was working on a reality show that featured him losing weight along with 12 of his female fans, who lived and trained with Levert for 30 days.

Gerald Levert comes from a legendary musical family. His father Eddie Levert is the lead singer of the O'Jays.

Levert scored pop success as a member of the R&B group Levert and as a member of LSG (Levert, Keith Sweat and Johnny Gill).

He later hit big with singles like "Casanova," "Pop, Pop, Pop, Pop (Goes My Mind)", "Mr. Too Damn Good to You" and others.
(source)




FedEx Is Really A Nice Guy

Shar Jackson thinks that people like you and myself shouldn't be cruel to Kevin Federline.

Whatever Neicy.




"He's such a nice guy," the actress, 30, told TV's Inside Edition, the Associated Press reports. "He's made some mistakes, but everybody else doesn't have the whole world pointing their finger at their mistakes."

Jackson has long been a staunch supporter of the aspiring rapper, who is currently on the road promoting his CD, Playing With Fire. In May, while Britney Spears was expecting her second child with Federline, Jackson told PEOPLE: "He's an amazing dad. … He's a good guy, and when he's not with (his kids), it hurts his heart that he misses them so much."

Federline, 28, became involved with Spears while Jackson was pregnant. She gave birth to son Kaleb, now 2, in July 2004, two months before Federline and Spears wed. Jackson and Federline also have a 4-year-old daughter, Kori. (continue reading)





Shar also adds that Federline does not pay child support to her."He does pay for their school, and they go to a very expensive private school."


WTF Files: Lil' Wayne & Baby - "Make Up Sex"



And I thought I had a lot of free time on my hands.


Please Put Blu Cantrell On Your Prayer List

Blu Cantrell @ Genetic Denim Party


I'm confused. She went from wearing pants to rocking a pair of tights. That's . . . strange. Not to mention she is holding Oksana Baiul hostage for a photo op. Run YT woman run! There has got be a position open in the wig crypt. Michelle hasn't been on post in a month. And I'm not going to even talking about Baby Daniel.

Didn't HWSNBN aka 2 Liters of Fun date Blu back in the day? He must've put roots on her and Rosario Dawson (along with her wonky eye and bangs) because they both have been looking crazy as hell lately. His powers may be strong but he is no match against Mama Tina's dirty cajun rice. So bring it Joe, bring it.


Beyonce & Jay-Z Celebrates The One Year Anniversary of the 40/40 Club

HWSNBN celebrated the one year anniversary of his 40/40 Club in Atlantic City. Of course The Bey Show came out to support her man. In all honesty I love these two in small amounts. Kingdom Cum dropping soon!

One of my inside sources tells me that T.Error Mari is trying to get hired as a cocktail waitress. Good for her! Let me quit.




11.09.2006

New Ciara Promo Pictures

I've been pretty easy on Baby Sykes as of lately since she has been growing on me, so I'll attempt not to call her a swagger jacker. But I don't think the rest of you guys will are going to let her off that easy.

She is planning a 20 date city tour to preview her album The Evolution ahead of its December 5th release. The album will be packaged along with a limited edition DVD of choregraphy lessons from Ciara.





pictures via Simply Ciara



"The Black Ball" To Benefit Keep A Child Alive Hosted By Alicia Keys and Iman

Alicia Keys hosted the Black Ball concert with supermodel Iman to benefit Keep a Child Alive, which provides drugs for AIDS and HIV patients. The event included performances by AK, Iman's husband David Bowie, Damian Marley, and Angelique Kidjo.

Alicia Keys has voiced her support for Madonna's adoption of a Malawian David Banda and believes celebrities have an important part to play in the fight against poverty.



Iman; Alicia Keys; Kimora Lee Simmons; Wanda Sykes





Homegirl In Outer Space



I haven't watched an episode of ANTM since AJ's departure so I don't know what has been going on. One thing I can say for sure is that the challenges are getting wacker and wacker. The fuck is this?


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60 Minutes Reporter Ed Bradley Dies



Ed Bradley, the award-winning television journalist who broke racial barriers at CBS News and created a distinctive, powerful body of work during his 26 years on "60 Minutes," died Thursday. He was 65.

Bradley died of leukemia at Mount Sinai hospital, CBS News announced.

With his signature earring, Bradley was "considered intelligent, smooth, cool, a great reporter, beloved and respected by all his colleagues here at CBS News," Katie Couric said in a special report.

"He certainly was a reporter's reporter," fellow "60 Minutes" correspondent Mike Wallace told CBS News Radio.

Bradley's consummate skills were recognized with numerous awards, including 19 Emmys, the latest for a segment on the reopening of the 50-year-old racial murder case of Emmett Till.

Three of his Emmys came in 2003: for lifetime achievement; a 2002 "60 Minutes" report on brain cancer patients; and a "60 Minutes II" report about sexual abuse in the Roman Catholic Church. He also won a lifetime achievement award from the National Association of Black Journalists.



Rumor Control: Are Superhead & Bobby Coming To BET?




Wendy Williams on air partner in crime Charlemagne announced that Karrine Steffans and Bobby Brown's new reality series is slated to air on BET. Shit, if they gave Vince Young's semi-retarded ass a show I would not rule these two out.

Superhead attended TMZ's one year anniversary last night in Hollywood. "Flavor of Love 2" contestant Bootz, Chudney Ross and brother LaMichael (surprise, surprise) were among the "big names" who also came out. Where for art thou donkey?


Invite Only Event For Playstation 3

Team Chunk and LaMichael in the same mofo building? Now that's official. I'm standing in front of my computer rubbing my belly listening to "Dirty Diana" as I upload pictures. Chi McBride is channeling a Key Lime city bus driver. I never realized he had such small teeth. Yikes!


Evan Ross; Raven; Megan Good; Nick Cannon; Chi McBride


Jose Sanchez; Garcelle Beauvais-Nilon; Shar Jackson; Hill Harper; Christina Milian


I don't know who the hell Jose Sanchez is but it looks like he is about to lick a window at any moment now.


Snoop Dogg Feat. R. Kelly - "That's That"




Snoop takes a trip to Chicago to hook up with the world's greatest statutory rapist for his second single "That's That." Check out Monique from this season of America's Next Top Model playing the background.


BWAHAHAHAHA



Wow, who could ever forget that who's who picture from the Dons and Divas Black Party. It still sends shivers through my spine.

Anyway, HHNLive.com reports NBA player Ron Artest has only sold one copy of his rap album My World according to Soundscan. He would've been better off selling cds out of the trunk of Sweet Daddy William's bad ass Cadillac. If that's not confirmation that he should stay in is lane I don't know what is.

Update: According to the real Big Homie Ron has actually sold 343 copies. BALLLLLLINNN' indeed.


11.08.2006

I'm Just Saying . . .



Golden Brooks at the premiere of a movie titled "Harsh Times." Oh the irony.





Human Crack In The Flesh

The last of the best. One word to describe K-Ci, spectacular yes! JT Money was there too?! Well slap me on the ass and call me Sole. There must have been a two for one special going on at the door.




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Poolside Fun With Tyra Banks

Before disguising herself as a homeless woman to uncover yet another epidemic plaguing America (because we all know Tyra Banks specializes in results!), Ty Ty hit Miami for a little R&R. During her trip she was seen getting cozy with an unknown man. The couple looked more than just good friends as they were seen kissing, stroking each others legs and holding hands and they spent a breezy afternoon relaxing at one of the hotels three swimming pools.








LeVar Burton Would Not Approve of This Book


"Real men don't have consentual sex. They get raped." - DMX

Yesterday Ill Seed from AHH Rumors posted an entire chapter from Carmen Bryan's upcoming book Sex, Drugs & Hip . . . Oh Did I Mention Love It's No Secret. Be forewarned, your computer may catch an ugly STD.



Thursday Night- we were on our way to NJ to meet Allen and . I was so excited and could'nt wait to see to get there. I had butterflies just thinking about being with Allen. I felt very safe in his presence, especially after that night at the Palladium. The more I thought about him, the more anxious I became. A two hundred and fifty mile distant was the only thing keeping us apart. I floored it the whole way to Atlantic City. I was pushing 75mph. Danae, didn't say a word. She sat in the passengers side quietly.

It was a little before midnight when we arrived. We valet parked and entered the hotel. The lobby was filled with ball players. The 76ers, in the flesh. "Wow this is basketball camp!" I thought! As we approached the front desk a few players tried to holla at us. We were both flattered, but Danae especially, loved the attention. She suddenly, had a permanent switch in her hips and even added extra lipgloss. I, on the other hand was focused. I knew who I came to see! I put everyone on mute. After we picked up the key that Allen left for us, we made our way to his suite. I don't know why I was so nervous, I was also praying that when we got to his room that it would be empty, just in case I had to use the bathroom.

I swiped the magnet key and entered. The room was empty and the buttlerflies were gone. Whew! I could breathe again. Since the room was vacant, Danae and I decided to do a little snooping around. First we looked in the waste basket for things like;condom wrappers, phone numbers, strands of hair on the pillows, lipstick on towels, extra toothbrushes, and shit like that. In the midst of the search, without warning the door opened. It was Allen and . I quickly played it off like I was putting my bags in the closet. "When did y'all get here?" Allen asked. "Just a minute ago." I replied. He grabbed me and gave me the biggest hug and kiss. It felt good to be in his presence. The drive was definitely worth it. It was obvious that we both missed each other, we couldn't stop hugging and kissing.

For the remainder of the evening, we all sipped on Cristal, ordered room service and enjoyed each others company. Allen and Marlon cracked jokes just about all night. We had the best time. The evening started to mellow down when out of no where Danae shouted "So Chuck, whats up with you and this Foxy bitch?" "Huh?" Everything just stopped! I couldn't believe Danae was blowing up the spot. Foxy was definitely number one on my shit list, but there is a time and a place for everything and this was not the time, nor the place to discuss a Foxy beef. Besides just the mention of her name blew my high. Ugh fucking Danae! Allen responded, "Nothing, I met her one time". I watched Allen's body language closely. Danae went on ." Well, I heard her on the radio and she said that you and her were an item and that you bought her a diamond ring and a necklace". Allen jumped out of his seat quick. "Get the fuck outta here, I don't even know that girl" That's when I interjected, "Well she be dropping your name, like she knows you." Whatever innuendo's Foxy or the media tried to portray was abruptly shut down. Allen was on fire. "Look, I said I don't know that girl, I saw her one time at a jewelry spot in Manhattan and we were introduced. That girl don't know me and I don't know her! She can go ahead with all that other shit." Marlon joined in. "Man these damn rappers be bigger groupies than the regular damn groupies."

It was'nt long before we were back on track and having a delightful evening. I was still pissed that Danae opened her big mouth, but then again, I was relieved at the outcome, given the new circumstances. Allen obviously didn't know Foxy and I had had just about enough of her. The bottom line… Foxy was jealous of me. The night was winding down and Danae and Marlon left. Allen and I were finally alone. It was like we both were on the same page, because the minute Danae and Marlon disappeared it was on and poppin! I undressed slowly as he watched. Then he disrobed. His body was sick! He was lean with perfect muscles and natural cuts. He had a lot of scars all over his body, which turned me on even more. He was like a warrior, so rough and had the battle wounds to prove it. He stood naked on the edge of the bed and looked damn near edible. I felt his eyes caress every part of me. I wore a sexy pearl white thong with a matching bra. He was licked his lips and kept his eyes glued to me. After a few moments I was completely naked and my legs were wrapped around his motions. Our lips kissed, hands touched, tongues surfed and juices flowed. Before the night ended we had indulged in four rounds of pure animalistic sexual pleasure. (continue at AHH)



KTBJM @ Duran Duran Performance

Poor Roberto Cavalli must've accidentally felt Kimomo's love machine and is signaling for help. Maybe its just me but there seems to be something different about her face. Her mug looks a little . . . tight ? Sharon Stone has been shopping in Macy Gray's closet again. Damn shame.




11.07.2006

BREAKING YT NEWS

Okay maybe not so much. I just came back from voting and was watching E! when the news that Britney Spears finally filed for divorce from Kevin Federline came across the bottom of the screen.



Spears filed legal papers today in Los Angeles County Superior Court, citing "irreconcilable differences." In her petition, Spears asks for both legal and physical custody of the couple's two children, one-year old Sean Preston and two-month old Jayden James, with Federline getting reasonable visitation rights.

As for money, sources tell TMZ the couple, who married in Sept. 2004, has an iron-clad prenup. Not surprisingly, Spears is waiving her right to spousal support. She's also asking the judge to make each party pay their own attorney's fees.

Spears gives the date of separation as yesterday, the same day she flaunted her incredible revamped physique during a surprise appearance on David Letterman's show. Sources tell TMZ there was no single reason for Britney pulling the plug, rather it was "a string of events."



Question of the Day

Riddle me this Batman: If Mr. Dirt Angel and LaMichael were trapped in a burning building and you could only rescue one, who would it be? That's a toughie.



BOWLING WITH JIM JONES & ED LOVER



I wear a mean lace front wig and you can't see my eyes unless my head is bent, you dig? Jim Jones has the entire nation BALLLLLLINNNN' out of control. Go Team Pigpen! Capo is looking really fierce in that third picture.

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Flicks From Melyssa Ford's Birthday Bash



If you had one drop of crunk juice pumping through your veins you would caption that picture. I'm begging you. Do it for the kids.





Melyssa Ford; Brooke Crittendon; Melyssa Ford & Nik Pace; Saigon & Melyssa Ford

Well if isn't our friend Wonkey Eyed B! It's always such a blessing to see her at events. Last week I saw her and Nik in my kitchen at the opening of a bag of Dorito's. Too bad donkey didn't make it out.



Venus Williams, Flava Flav And Trina Party In Miami

Venus Williams was all smiles last night as she kicked it with the greatest hype man alive at a party for Slip-N-Slide Records. Trina pulled out her most glamorest (her word, not mine) costume jewelry and made Projects Runaway couture for the event. House of Dead Wrong perhaps?




Remember Nicole Wray?


Missy's former protege has been having a hard time getting back in the spotlight since their split in 2001. After serving up plenty of HOT HAM & CHEESE melts with the Dame and the gang, she was later dropped from her deal with the Dame Dash Music Group. So what is she up to now?

Hell if I know. But she needs to quit. Shout out to Germaine for the tip!




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Katt Williams Busted For Stolen Concealed Weapon

Comedian Katt Williams was arrested Monday at Los Angeles International Airport for allegedly carrying a stolen concealed weapon.



Law enforcement sources tell TMZ the arrest occurred at 3 p.m. in Terminal 5. Williams, a popular comedian who recently starred in his own HBO stand-up comedy special, was stopped at the security checkpoint. Security officers found a concealed weapon in his carry-on luggage.

The LAPD was called and Williams, who is also a popular rapper, was arrested. Cops determined the concealed weapon was stolen. They also found three additional weapons in luggage that Williams had already checked in.

Williams, who is scheduled to host BET's first ever Hip-Hop Awards later this month, was booked on felony charges of carrying a concealed weapon and several other offenses. (
source)


I'm planning on serving some jail time later on this month, oh say before Thanksgiving. I don't know what I am going to do just yet but expect something fabulous. My street cred has went down since I started this blog. It's time to push it to the limit.


11.06.2006

I'm Just Saying . . .

Does Chris Stokes give anybody else those Chester the Molester vibes? Yikes, I'm waiting for one of the former members from B2K to do an interview with Us Weekly and talk about him making them fuck each other while he masturbated. Or for his possible appearance on Dateline's "To Catch A Predator" series. You know, which ever comes first.

Chris is taking a break from exchanging instant messages with undercover police officers from the Perverted Justice website. He is busy managing a new singing group called 2 Much, which includes his son. Here is some press release info:






Few teens who one day fantasize about forming a hip-hop group, cutting a record and hitting the road, see that dream become a reality a year later, but that is exactly what has happened for Milo Stokes.

With the help of his cousin, stage and film star Omarion, and his dad, manager/director Chris Stokes, Milo and his two talented singer/dancer friends Marcel Wildy and Chris Cheeks, went from dancing and rhyming in each others' living rooms to cutting songs in a state of the art studio. The group was discovered by Omarion, who signed 2 Much to his O Records label, and is currently recording under the leadership of Chris Stokes, the man behind B2K and writer/director of "You Got Served."

While hanging with Omarion and B2K touring the states just a couple years ago, Milo, Wildy and Cheeks were eager to start their own group, one that would, like B2K, fuse hot dance moves with smooth R&B and hip-hop. During a New York show on the tour that dream took a giant leap toward reality when Chris Stokes spotted a young kid in the crowd with strong pipes and killer moves. After a brief audition backstage for Omarion the Bridgeport, Connecticut-native Myles Cleveland, became the missing link to the group Milo and the gang had dreamt about. And just like that, 2 Much was born.

"I saw something special that I've never seen in a young boys group before," says producer/manager Chris Stokes. "They're like the new Jackson Five." Remembering when his son, Milo (the "crooner of the group"), expressed interest in following in cousin Omarion’s footsteps, Chris says with a laugh, "I hate it--but he loves the business so whatever my son wants, I want to back him up."

Not long after that fateful tour stop, the L.A.-based teen quartet showcased for Music World Entertainment chief executive Matthew Knowles and Senior Vice President of A&R Max Gousse, who immediately signed a deal with the group for its debut released via O Records/ T.U.G./Music World Music. Ever since, 2 Much has been recording daily and performing to packed houses on the weekends on a national mall tour. While each member boasts sharp dance skills, vocally the group is split down the middle: Cleveland and Cheeks handle the rhymes, and Milo and Marcel bring the smooth vocals: Says Milo: "We have real ghetto, hood stuff, but Marcel knows how to get to the ladies." (Nigga please - - Fresh)




Yup, sounds like Another Bad Creation all over again. Papa Mathew is trying to land a job in the A&R department at Kitchen Ass Records. First Aqualeo and now these little McNiggas. Dude isn't slick.





Shari Lewis Is Probably Rolling Around In Her Grave



TWINS!

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Keyshia Cole @ Wendy Williams Alize Event In Miami

Long weave ponytails are a great way to convey raw emotion. It's true. I've been evaluating this theory among female R&B singers since the release of the video for "Ring The Alarm."








A Pimp Named Cuba



Why in the hell is Cuba Gooding Jr. dressed like an old school hustler in the middle of Harlem? Good question.



Cuba got all pimp'd out for the final day of shooting for the upcoming film "American Gangster". In the scene Cuba escorts his lady into his apartment building after arriving back in a classic Rolls Royce.

Later on that evening he hooked up with Jim Jones and the rest of the Dips to record a mixtape. Now if only that were true . . .







Have No Fear, Captain Save A Hoe Is Here

A couple of weeks ago I was popping shit about Ryan Leslie and his presidential address. The writing was on the wall for dude at an early age, wow. Speaking of politricks, don't forget to go out and vote. You may live to regret it.

Anyway, all of my favorite black gossip sites have been talking about this recent video of Diddy defending Cassie so I had to check on it.





Um, okay.


Another Hollywood Divorce

Friday TMZ discovered that Chris Rock was filing for divorce from his wife Malaak Compton[1]-Rock. Yeah, first Ryan and Reese and now this!

Truth of the matter is I could really give two shits about it. But for those of you who may . . .




TMZ has learned Chris Rock has begun divorce proceedings against his wife of nearly 10 years, Malaak Compton-Rock. TMZ is told the comedian has hired a high-powered divorce attorney to represent him.

The couple, married in November of 1996, has two daughters -- 4 year-old Lola and 2 year-old Zahra. Malaak is the founder and executive director of StyleWorks, a non-profit, full-service salon that provides free services for women leaving welfare and entering the workforce.

When contacted, Rock's rep would only say "I cannot comment at this time."



[1] Her name will be featured on The Game's next album. Wait and watch.


11.03.2006

Eve Needs To Moisturize Her Situation




Eve @ AFI Fest 2006

I am drafting a letter to send to Tyra Banks so that we can get some help for Eve's weave. That shit is an epidemic! And we all know that Tyra specializes in results. Ahem. Please feel free to donate to the cause via PayPal. Eve is on the path of destruction, she know that shit is thirsty.


HOE SIT DOWN!!!


Khia's level of ignorance knows no limit when it comes to her beef with Katrina LaVerne. I'm not sure if this is a clip from another diss record or what but it sounds like she just said "fuck effort."

If you are going to go hard, go hard all the way. Do a Gillie Da Kid and leak some crazy ass pictures of Trina doing some shit we haven't already seen. Good luck.



click here to listen // via Hip & Pop



"The Wendy Williams Experience" on VH-1 Launch Party

Speaking of Wendy Williams, Flava Flav's girls Deelishis, Nibblz, and Buckeey came through with Farnsworth Bentley and Amerie partied with her last night in New York City.

Uh oh, looks like Farnsworth just had an accident on himself.









pictures via alltheparties.com



11.03.2006 Quote of the Day



Earlier this week Wendy Williams caught up with Crunk + Disorderly's 2006 List of Hottest Celebrity Bodies winner K-Ci. During the candid conversation the subject of his past relationship with Mary J. Blige came up. K-Ci made it perfectly clear that Kendu can't do what he did. And what that is I have no idea.


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If you have some extra time on your hands take a listen to the entire interview. It's pretty freaking amusing. The man was in Bobby Brown mode the entire time.

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Wesley Snipes Update

Wesley Snipes is avoiding jail time by using my Uncle James favorite two words: payment plan.



While shooting a film in Namibia, actor Wesley Snipes has apparently been busy on his down time working out a settlement with the U.S. government that will keep him out of prison on tax fraud charges.

According to Variety, the actor will surrender to federal authorities when he returns to the U.S. next month. In return, he will receive no jail time and will be allowed to pay off his debt with a payment plan. The agreement also allows for Snipes both to continue working and to travel abroad.

The feds had issued a warrant for Snipes’ arrest after the actor was indicted on eight counts of tax fraud. According to the Oct. 17 indictment, Snipes used the tax packages of two men he was indicted with to unsuccessfully claim nearly $12 million in refunds for taxes he paid in 1996 and 1997. Snipes had his taxes prepared by accountants with a history of filing false returns to reap payments for their clients, reports said. (
source)



You know Ron Isley is hot about this shit. I guess I won't be pressing up those Free Wesley shirts afterall.



What's Gray, White, And Cunty All Over?



Kanye West served up a chilled slice of Key Lime pie at the MTV Europe Awards. Apparently Ye was so disappointed at not winning Best Video that he crashed the stage when as the award was being presented to Justice and Simian for "We Are Your Friends."


In a tirade riddled with expletives, Kanye said he should have won the prize for his video "Touch The Sky," because it "cost a million dollars, Pamela Anderson was in it. I was jumping across canyons."

"If I don't win, the awards show loses credibility," Kanye said. (source)



Donda, come get your child.


watch the video footage // the voice overs are annoying as hell



11.02.2006

Fantasia's Album Cover, Take II

Looks like this album cover didn't make the cut after all. But don't get your hopes up, the official cover isn't that much better. Check it out under the cut.





2006 MTV European Awards Flicks



Big Snoop is a wanted vato.

TMZ reported earlier today that a felony warrant has been issued for the arrest of the Doggfather after the Orange County District Attorney charged him with one felony count of possession of a deadly weapon.

Snoop's lawyers are working with the OC DA's office to schedule his surrender. On the red carpet at the MTV European Awards he appeared less than effected. I guess he read Trick Baby on his flight over. Heaven knows its a stress reliever in a time of crisis.




Rihanna; Kanye West; Cassie & P.Diddy; Timbaland; Fat Joe & Moby; Snoop Dogg & Cee-lo


Justin Timberlake; Nelly Futardo; P. Diddy; Pharrell; Rihanna



What's New Pussycat?

It's been a long time I shouldn't have left you without a post about Evan Ross to step to. The gossip about LaMichael hooking up with Lindsay Lohag had me so at the wall I had to hit MK from Dlisted up on AIM to make sense of it. I'll believe it when I see it, shit.

RANDOM DISPLAYS OF RECENT NORWEGIAN SWAGGER





Crunk + Disorderly Exclusive

Last night at the Songs of Hope IV at Esquire House 360 Janet and Jermaine confirmed that they have a new edition in their household. Kibblez n' Bits! That's right folks, you read it here first. Next week the couple will file legal documents changing his name from Shad Moss to Shiloh Suri Such n' Such Jackson Dupri. Don't forget, you read it here first!

[ insert dramatic pause ] Developing . . .


Janet Jackson; Kiwi & Strawberry; Ray J; Stevie Wonder; A.J. McLean; Babyface

I'll take a pound of whatever AJ has been smoking on. That boy last name isn't McLean for nothing! I would also like to say that I'm hating on Stevie Wonder's facial hair because it is the sweetest flavor saver I have ever seen in my entire life.

I would walk 500 miles and I would walk 500 more just to cop one. Real talk.



JAY-Z IS TRYING TO DESTROY ME!



What's with the Ron Jeremy look-a-like in the background on the Life cover? But wait, it gets better.
This is supposedly the cover for Kingdome Come. Futuristic fug at its finest. I'm no graphic artist but I think my version is a lot better.

I know that some of you are pretty damn nice in photoshop. Show me what you got!

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Rumor Control: Is Superhead Preggers?



Yesterday Wendy Williams revealed that Superhead is pregnant with Bobby Brown's baby. Oh behave! According to rumors, Karrine's pregnancy may have been the reason Nippy finally left the King. I don't know folks, we'll just have to see what happens with this one.


Halloween Isn't Over For Some People



Now let's try this shit again. Hopefully Pedro doesn't fuck up this time around. Who is this dressed like Jim Jones after a sale at T.J. Maxx?



TYRA OF COURSE! Next week she is going undercover as a cockroach in a crackhouse to shed light on the drug epidemic that is going on in our streets. Did I mention it was an epidemic?

Ty Ty went undercover as a member of Chingy's girly men entourage.





Monica And DMX @ "Shottas II" Movie Premiere

Real men don't leave the sticks on lollipops, they break it off. I'm not even that comfortable in my own house.









11.01.2006

These Hoes Aren't Going To Go Far



The Game's sophomore album "The Doctor's Advocate" has been leaking more than Kim Kardashian and Paris Hilton's pussies combined. Jay-Z tried to sell me a copy this morning when I went to check the mail, real talk. [1] On the Kanye West produced/featured track "Wouldn't Get Far" Chuck Taylor airs out some of your favorite video hoes vixens. Check it:

. . . Like Vida Guerra / took her to the top / she'll give you some brain if you let her throw up the roc / let her put on your chain / she'll throw you some twat (or cock . . . hell something) / picture that like Megan Good and Jamie Foxx / Hype said "it's a wrap" / she still on the set / putting oil on her legs like she Gloria Velez / she was Eye Candy in the XXL / hopped off the page and on the skateboard with Pharrell / I knew she wouldn't get far / 'cause $500 can't get you that far / how you get that far / all these new video hoes trying to be Melyssa Ford / but they don't know Melyssa Ford drive a Honda Accord / she a video vixen but behind closed doors / she'll do whatever it takes to get to the Grammy awards . . .

[1] Don't you hate when people say that shit and you know they're telling a lie?


click here to listen // shout out to Essy over at Bread & Butta for the heads up



WTF Files: "Dangerous" - Ying Yang Twins feat. Wyclef




Okay, now is Wyclef's singing supposed to be funny or is it just me?


More Goonie Goo Goo Fun


AUNT VIV @ HALLOWEEN PARTY HOSTED BY "SAW III" DIRECTOR DARREN LYNN BOUSMAN



The jokes just continue to write themselves.



HEIDI KLUM'S HALLOWEEN PARTY




Heidi Klum & Seal; Tisha Campbell Martin & Tichina Arnold






11.01.2006 Random Flicks

SARA STOKES SHOOTS VIDEO FOR HER SINGLE "YOU"



Where's her husband Tony's crazy ass? To listen to the song, visit Sara's myspace profile.



LETOYA LUCKETT, LIL' WAYNE & BABY, AND JIM JONES VISIT MTV'S SUCKER FREE




Ah hem, Key Lime pie anybody?





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