7.27.2006
Fresh Flicks : Venus and Serena @ "Talladega Nights: The Ballad Of Ricky Bobby" Premiere
About two years ago when I was leaving the good life in my dorm, a few of my guy friends were all congregated in the group room watching Rap City. As always they was busy with their usual banter. One of them mentioned how it was their dream to get down with two sisters at once and they all agreed. So of course me being the sarcastic bastard that I am, I tossed up the Williams. I have you know that everybody in the room born with testicles gave me the side eye.
And in my best John Weatherspoon impersonation I responded, "Well,what's the problem?"
I know I haven't been writing for Harris Publications for long but may I suggest featuring Venus and Serena on the cover of King? It would sale like hot cakes, son! The prisoners would eat it up too.
Let me stop.
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