CRUNK + DISORDERLY // IT'S ONLY ENTERTAINMENT!

2.19.2006

All-Star H.A.M.

I'm from Georgia so I know country people when I see them. Miss Jay needs to teach these fools how to pose right for the cameras. I mean really, if you didn't know any better you would think Juvie was on a cell phone, which is a favorite down here when you take polaroid pictures in the club. Lil' Webbie isn't helping the cause much either with the hand movements. Whenever the flash of a camera is about to go off around most Southerners they immediately twist their fingers up.

Wood Haris, "Guest", and Micheal "back-the-fuck-up-away-from-the-camera" Williams look like the poor man's version of the Black Eyed Peas.

A suggestion: If you are high then its probably not such a good idea to show up in public to a party where the rap patrol is in large numbers, no? So with that being said it also wouldn't be a good move to perform high either. And David? Don't make that face baby.

Lastly, being a heterosexual woman I have no idea of how exactly men pick and choose women to approach in social settings. But something tells me that walking around with a pen attached to your outfit isn't a good thing. If I was a male at a star studded event such as this I might be worried. Now I ain't saying she a gold digger but shit, get it together girl. Wait a minute . . . is that Farrah from the trial version of Destiny's Child?

Ciao until tomorrow,"Mama gotta have a life too."

POSTED BY FRESH @ 1:16 PM

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