2.13.2008

Kanye West - "Flashing Lights"



May not be safe for work . . . I think?

. . . oh okay? The video [or teaser?] for Ye's fourth single off Graduation is different but I can appreciate his artistic expression. Now excuse me as I bound and gag The Dealer and toss him in the trunk of the Kia. What do you think?

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2.11.2008

Trina - "Single Again"



I don't know what type of peen action Lil' Wayne was giving Trina during their time together but I wish he would rock her tonight for old times sake so she can stop rapping about his ass. Katrina LaVerne, that is Baby's right hand t-bagger. Let that shit go, okay?

I used to hate this song with a passion but since my tangy friend Dior Armani [that's her drag name, don't hate] plays it every five seconds it has actually grown on me.

Like a cyst.

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2.01.2008

Quick Quotes



Trey Songz - 'Can't Help But Wait (Remix)' Feat. Plies

"Help you grease your scalp while I drank yak. " - - Plies

Wow, this guy is such a winner.

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1.09.2008

Janet - "Feedback"




I'm still trying to figure this one out. Hopefully there will be a stan lurking around in the comment section to break the video's concept down. There always is.

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11.13.2007

DJ Khaled - "I'm So Hood" Remix Featuring Everybody Who Fell Through The Studio That Night / Got The Track Sent To Em




Somebody please tell DJ Khaled to shut the fuck up already. Besides screaming on the record what does he really do? I mean really.


This shit had more cameos in it than "Roc Boys" and Superhead's viral vagina combined. But since it was shot the weekend of the BET Hip Hop Awards I will let that slide.

Anyway, its nice to see an effort from Khaled where he is not running away from his arch rivals soap and water but the clip ultimately reminds me of that Alexyss K. Tylor video where it looks like she is broadcasting live from her fallopian tubes. And if you feel me put your hands up.

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11.06.2007

Jay-Z - "Roc Boys"




For once in my life I vote yes. American Gangster in stores today.

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10.25.2007

Mary J. Blige - "Just Fine"



Honestly, the first 45 seconds reminds me of the teenage praise dancers at my church that try to sneak in the latest YouTube dance pheneomenon during devotional like no one is going to notice. A quick word to the wise: I'm never that hung over from the night before to let that mess slip past.

If there was just one thing I would change about the video it would be the ending. She should have screamed out "fight the real enemy" and torn up a picture of K-Ci Sinead O' Connor style before disappearing into the darkness. MJB is usually such a dramatic cunt in her videos. You know her resume. Where's the entertainment factor?

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10.22.2007

T-Pain - "Church"






Why is Testicular Pain still trying to convince us that he can dance? We don't believe you, you need Fatima or Devyne Stephens.

I don't think this was a good choice for a third single but whatever, I don't sign that man's checks. Usually I can get into Teddy Penderassdown's "harmonizing" (shh, don't tell anybody) but I am going to have to vote no on this one. Cease and desist this shit!

[Video via SOHH ATLANTA]

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10.18.2007

Nelly - "Wadsyaname"



Fellas take it from me, 'SHAWTY SHAWTY SHAWTY WADSYANAME IZ?!' is a fantastic way to approach women while parking lot pimpin' after the club. Hell it worked on Ashanti.

This is so not a good look for Cornell after a Bill Cosby/Oprah post. At all.

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10.11.2007

Jay-Z - "Blue Magic"





You've heard the song, now watch the accompanying video. Your thoughts?

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10.05.2007

Keyshia Cole - "Shoulda Let You Go" Feat. Amina




Keylolo packs up her goon squad (which includes Snoop Dogg's wife Shante) and heads out to the beach for a little sun and fun in the video for her second single off of Just Like You.

Her bouncing tittayballs and shiny smackers (courtesy of that 99 cent lip gloss from the beauty supply check out counter) will leave viewers hypnotize just long enough to miss her stiff dance moves. Good play!

I would talk greasy about Amina but I'm afraid she might show up to my crib and try to shank me with a sharpen tube of toothpaste so I will pass. I saw that episode of "The Way It Is" where she was about to beatdown Neffie over a bottle of salad dressing outside of the grocery store so I already know what is up.

Riddle me this Batman, at the end of the video the answering machine reads "12 unread messages." Um, is that the new new shit or am I just late? You can read voicemail now. Wow.

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10.04.2007

R.Kelly - "Real Talk"





Ignant on so many levels.

When I heard the news that Kells would be hitting the road for a 39-city tour I instantly envisioned the front row clutching a clear tarp like they were at a Gallagher show. You already know why.


[Video via Boo Goo Doo Boom]

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8.27.2007

I'm So Hood / Brown Paper Bag - DJ Khaled Feat. Everybody Who Fell Through The Studio That Night



Watch as DJ Khaled, T-Pain, Trick Daddy, Rick Ross, and Plies attempt to evade arrest for Lt. Soap and Sgt. Water. As Charles Dutton said in Menace II Society, the hunt is on!

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8.08.2007

The Blame Game



Akon has released the video for the song "Sorry,Blame It On Me" where he apologizes about dry humping a 14 year old girl. As a result of the now infamous onstage romp Verizon dropped its sponsorship of Gwen Stefani's Sweet Escape tour.

He recently paid tribute to murdered 18 year old aspiring pop star Kesha Wizzart.

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7.26.2007

Deelishis - "Rumpshaker"




No words.

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6.27.2007

Kanye West - "Stronger"



Spoiler Alert: The best part of the video is when he bites down on his pillow. Niceee.

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6.14.2007

T-Pain - "Bartender" Feat. Akon




First "Buy U A Drank" and now "Bartender." Faheem enjoys getting toasted, no? The video is your usual club scene type of joint but I did enjoy T-Pain's akward dancing. You cannot tell that boy that he isn't light on his feet.

REQUIRED READING: In Defense of T-Pain (Broke Thoughts)

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6.04.2007

UGK & OutKast - "International Player's Anthem"

I've been waiting forever on this video to drop. The visuals in the clip compliment the lyrics in the song like a sour pickle to kool aid. Hey buddy, don't knock it until you try it.

I don't want to ruin the experience for you so I won't let the cat out of the bag about the cameos. Just keep your eyes open.


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5.30.2007

Plies - "Shawty" (Feat. T-Pain)

Testicular Pain must be stopped.

I can't speak on the national reception that "Shawty" is receiving but if you live in Georgia/Florida (Ft. Myers I see you) then chances are you've heard it beating down your block or blasting in a club.

The video features cameos from Rap City's DJ Q45, comedian Lil' Duval, Rich Boy, Skooby from the auto parts store, Donkey and Rick Ross. Yeah, not a very impressive role call but you know how much I love men with eating disorders, hooves and titty gravy so I had to post this.



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5.17.2007

T.I. - "Big Things Poppin'"

T.I. premiered his new video last night on BET's Access Granted. The song? Eh. But a shirtless Clifford doing push-ups will be enough to snatch the top spot on 106 & Park. *Swoon*



Check out audio of Clifford giving C&D a shoutout Windows // Real Player

Speaking of site love, the Chicago Sun-Times gave us a morning quickie. 'Preciate it folk!

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