2.25.2008

You Sent It // Bust It Wide Open

Hey Fresh,

I came across something yesterday I thought that I must share it with you, in case you haven't heard about it already. Apparently Plies is looking to cast a new video vixen (insert joke here) in his new "Bust it Baby" video and I must say that the ladies that came out for the audition was a HAM. I could not stop laughing at these women who really want a chance to show Plies that they can be his "Bust it Baby". One girl that had me in tears was shorty in the white shirt. If you listen to her you can tell that she is passionate about it!!!! In your infamous words "For this fuckery I have no words!!"


[Thanks Alexis]

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2.22.2008

It's Not Funny Any More



You know how everyone is all anti-Britney bashing because they feel down right sad for the fallen pop princess? The same can be said about Kimberly's mug. What else can we possibly say about her face? The time has come to hang her jersey up in the rafters right next to Golden Brookes Pancake 31 All-Star joint.

Since Reeboks were readily available at this event, someone should have grabbed one of those throwback, throwaway Daddy Yankee editions from out of the trash and hit her in the mug with it.

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2.21.2008

The "Say Something Nice" Challenge






Paula Abdul - "Dance Like There's No Tomorrow"



I blame the tainted dicks of Emilio Estevez and Arsenio Hall. Still, this video is light years ahead of Boom Kat's.

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Youtube Clip of the Day




Here's some hot footage of Keyshia Cole's mom Frankie getting loose at KeyLoLo's album platinum party. Now before you go judging remember that "she's just like you." Or something like that.


[Thanks Netta Boo]

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2.12.2008

Quick Quotes



I know many of you have had a hard time coping with the untimely break up of Gel-N-Weave but hopefully Diamond's interview in King will provide solace during this difficult time.

K: We don’t want no problems, so we’ll keep it focused on you. How can a man rock your hips?

D: He has to be a loving son of God, first and foremost. He has to have money, be able to take care of me and have a lot of common sense and street sense too - ’cause how the world is today, it’s crazy.

K: It’s not really that bad, is it?

D: Life is crazy. You ain’t turned to Maury lately? People are crazy?

. . . Now if Maury is believed to be accurate depiction of the world we live in today, Lord take me in your loving arms. Check out today's C+D Vault Pick under the cut.




FROM THE C+D VAULT: UNFRESH! 08.07.2006


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2.05.2008

You Sent It // Project Wedding



Fresh,

I HAD to send this in so that you can post this and clown these people. This is worst than that last wedding you posted.

- - WonderWoman

















Here we go with today's word [unibrow] again.









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2.04.2008

Help Me! Help Me Please!



I tried to post this earlier today but blogger was on the rag [you get what you pay for, right?] so I bounced to the nail salon.

Stevie Wonder fell down while being escorted up some stairs to the stage at the Los Angeles Barack Obama fund raiser by Obama's wife Michelle.

Attempting not to laugh . . . attempting not to laugh . . . FAILED.

Wonder remained lighthearted about his stumble, saying, "By the way, I was so busy looking at the next first lady that I lost my way."

Yeah okay, you can believe that shit if you want to. Ya'll know Stevie was acting bad off that gin. He probably had four tall glasses before hit the stage, literally. I don't know why he didn't try to play it off by Crankin' Dat Thomas Weeks. I know whenever I mis calculate my steps in a public place I just go straight into the coontastic two step of the moment.

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2.01.2008

Something In The Milk Ain't Clean


Cheri Dennis sneaked in the back door at Essence's party honoring Tyra Banks

Danity Kane snagged a Pets Weekly cover and reality show, Cassie is featured in a new movie, meanwhile Diddy hasn't bothered to mail Cheri's W-2 form off for four years. That shit ain't right. I know he is paying her off in gift certificates and whatever is left of his weekend cee-lo winnings but that's besides the point.

Run Janelle Monae run! You may be relegated to selling ass on the side if you ever want to see your album drop.

The Ms. Dennis recently took a break from cleaning the bathrooms at Daddy's House to discuss her arrest with SOHH.com.

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1.31.2008

Heaven I Need A Hug

What happens when you take beautiful words of wisdom ["I got a dollar, I got a dollar, I got a dollar, hey hey hey hey"] from 'The Little Rascals' original goon Buckwheat and put them over a Meerkat Da Don track? You get a future skrip club anthem, duh!



And before you ask, there is some good ol' fashion shuckin' and jivin' designed just for this song. As much as it pains me to say this, YT can't crank that Bynum forever.


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1.29.2008

Quote of the Day



"Don't let no woman pee in your face and call it sweet milk, okay?"

-- Uncle Junebug talks to Snoop's oldest son, Corde, about the fairer sex on 'Snoop Dogg's Fatherhood'

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1.25.2008

YouTube Clip of the Day





Don't forget to file your taxes so you can buy you some Bathing Apes, ya'll.

[Thanks Sabrina]

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1.23.2008

Heaven I Need A Hug

Could you see yourself watching a nationally televised debate on a talk show [*] featuring these two?

Well, as T.D. Jakes would say, get ready [x12]!

*About something besides strippers, weed, X pills, and hennessey. Yeah, I really thought this shit through.



Rappers Kaine and D-Roc of Atlanta based duo the Ying Yang Twins are scheduled to appear on an upcoming episode of the Dr. Phil talk show to debate a recent campaign to put an end to saggy jeans. The pair have been invited onto the show to discuss the issue alongside the founders of the Dallas based Hip-Hop Government organization, Rev. Al Sharpton and Dallas Deputy Pro Tem Mayor Dwaine Caraway. Jay Scroggins, Damon Wofford, and Chris Williams launched Hip-Hop Government in 2005 as a way to get young people within the Hip-Hop culture involved in the political process.

In October of 2007, the group launched its “Pull ‘Em Up” campaign against the fashion trend of sagging jeans and exposed boxer shorts. The men believe that the trend is often misinterpreted by people outside of the culture and used to stereotype young people, ultimately hurting their chances of securing employment. Hip-Hop Government eventually erected 17 billboards across the city publicizing the campaign.

While their project seems well intentioned, the “Pull ‘Em Up” campaign and similar pushes in other cities have stirred up much controversy. Opponents have called the measures an affront to free speech and another excuse for authorities to racially profile minority youth. “We are excited for the opportunity to address issues that concern our culture,” Williams said of the appearance on Dr. Phil. “Too often, when members of the hip hop community are in the media, it’s for something negative. It feels good to know that we are being invited because we are recognized for our positive contributions to the community.” According to the Ying Yang Twins’ Myspace page, the episode will air on January 28. [source]

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1.18.2008

The "Say Something Nice" Challenge


[Flick via Ozonemag]

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1.13.2008

You Sent It! / / The Little Dru Pixie



Hey Fresh,

Apathetik:stinkmeaner the trouble maker here and I found this video and it just hurt my soul. The chitlin circuit was poppin' more than Ne-yettas lip gloss last year with the like of Elgin "same ol G needs some money" Lumpkin, Amerie bless her soul and K-Ci's crack attack fests and Bobby "Got that YT girl around my mouth" Browns occasional jamboree...But we can now add Sisqo "Tangy not Stirred" to the list as well...Murdering a David Ruffin / Harold Melvin and The blue Notes Classic...

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1.11.2008

I'm Just Saying . . .




Paula Abdul is in talks to perform at Super Bowl XLII, joining the previously announced halftime headliner Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers. TV Guide reports that Abdul is currently rehearsing for a video for her duet with fellow American Idol judge Randy Jackson (for the first single from his Music Club Vol. 1), and would replicate those moves for the live performance on February 3rd. [source]


Did CeCe Peniston say no? Crystal Waters has a nail appointment for the same date? I'm just saying, Paula Abdul? That's random.

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1.07.2008

In Case You Missed It




Missed the 'I Love New York 2' reunion special last night? No worries, Rich has you covered with a top 10 moments list of the shenanigans. The screen cap above was my personal numero uno. The kiss between Sister Patterson and Champion sent me to the grave and back. That shit ain't right.




Myspace comment sections here I come!

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1.04.2008

Not A Lot To Swallow





Here's the alleged video of our beloved Aunt Viv giving a man some oral pleasure. Do you think it's her?

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12.19.2007

Oh Really, Al B. Sure?




Um . . . . "I trick more than Daddy." I smell a Grammy.

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12.18.2007

Free Wino




Convict [x2] music.


Singer Amy Winehouse was arrested Tuesday on suspicion of attempting to interfere with a court case involving her husband, Sky News reported.

Police would not confirm the report but said a 24-year-old was arrested during an appointment at a police station in connection with an investigation into perverting the course of justice.

Winehouse, 24, recently canceled all concerts and public appearances for the rest of the year on doctor's orders. Her husband, Blake Fielder-Civil, was ordered held in custody in London last month on charges of perverting the course of justice stemming from a case in which he is accused of assaulting a barman in June.

Fielder-Civil allegedly tried to interfere with a witness' testimony, according to court documents. [source]

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12.17.2007

Something In The Milk Ain't Clean


Speaking of cake . . . good grief. Hungry souls are for sale. Say something nice please.

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