The paparazzi spotted Wino at 5:40am on Sunday morning walking around east London barefoot and wearing just a bra and a pair of jeans.
A source claims Amy had been partying at a friend's house, and when she took to the streets was "mumbling something incomprehensible".
The corner of a white package poking out of her red bra aparked suspicion about what state of mind she might be in, but according to Amy's official spokesperson, she had simply "been asleep and heard a noise. She went outside to investigate".
Now you know thats a damn lie. A Crackhead and sleep? It just doesn't add up. Her publicist could have came up with something more believable than that.
For the safety and well-being of my fellow Americans I hope that Spicy Creole and Jay-Z [happy birthday] stay together for the long haul. Eff Black love, I'm just not trying to watch this broad on YouTube freestyling at Popeye's drive thru in Houston like Notorious B.U.M.
Make it last forever, kids.