We interrupt this Black entertainment site to bring you some not-so-breaking news regarding Paris Hilton. The bitch is free after spending just five days in the pokey.

After extensive consultation with medical personnel it was decided that Parasite would be fitted for an ankle bracelet and reassigned to house arrest at her West Hollywood for the 40 days after which she will have "fulfilled her debt to society."

She was released from a Los Angeles County jail early this morning because of an unspecified medical problem. Read: Her herpes flared up.

Don King called in to the TMZ offices this morning showering the heiress with praises saying that she is "what America is all about."

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