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5.17.2006

How Janet Lost A Whole Olsen Twin In Months

The buzz in Hollywood is about Janet's gigantic loss -- but this particular loss is a good thing. Ms. Jackson has shrunk into a shadow of her former large self, and only TMZ knows how she did it. Janet's secret is not lipo, not starvation, not gastric bypass. A few months back, Janet signed up for a healthy gourmet delivery service called Fresh Dining, a company that is becoming Hollywood's new thing.

Sources tell us that Fresh Dining customized the meals to maximize a quick result, emphasizing foods low in carbs and high in protein. Janet's breakfasts range from buckwheat pancakes to scrambled eggs with a side of turkey bacon. Her lunches came with an emphasis on salads -- seared tuna with fresh greens is a favorite. She also chowed down on cranberry salad with fresh greens, toasted walnuts and blue cheese. For dinner the singing icon feasted on filet mignon, as well as seared line-caught salmon with lentils and fresh baby vegetables. Fresh Dining also specializes in low carb pasta suppers. Meals range between 1000 and 1400 calories per day. (TMZ)

Average Joettas such as myself are destined for Team Chunk since we can't afford that shit.

POSTED BY FRESH @ 12:51 PM

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