3.10.2006
Rumor Control: Get A Taste of Trina's Sweet Vagina!
Disclaimer: Before any of you fans of Katrina Laverne try to send me a cyber STD via email just know that I realize that this shit is fake. Like the video clip of the the artist formely known as Slickback it is meant for comedic purposes only. So please save the bitching and moaning for later, k?
Miami, Florida - Female Rapper Trina is set to release her next big business venture. Trina's new product is an herbal tea called "Sweet Juicy Vagina". At the press conference Trina appeared with Nelly, Team Lunatics, and her new spiritual advisor Benjamin (Chavis) Muhammad, Executive Director of the Hip-Hop Summit Action Network (HSN).
In her press statement Trina thanked all of her supporters. Her statement read "I wanna thank the West Palm GED center and all the people there who support me. I want to thank Nelly for the idea, he showed me that this was a great way to make money and keep your name in the news. The Lunatics confirmed there is a hidden relationship between controversy and album sales. I was advised to stay strong, and that no matter how negative the situation there is no such thing as bad publicity".
Flanked by her spiritual advisor Benjamim Chavis, Trina said she was prepared for any protest from religious leaders. Chavis told BET that if any church or mosque activist like Najee Ali or Minister Paul Scott say anything that she will just give them some of her “Sweet Juicy Vagina” to make them quiet down. (continue)
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