3.10.2006
STFU Tamala!
Actress Tamala Jones is so thrilled with her cosmetic breast enhancement; she's looking for saucy film roles so she can show off her assets. The actress is allegedly willing to bare all on the big screen, so fans can get a peek at her new boobs. She says, "I'm very happy with them and they don't look, or feel, fake to me. "I did my homework and looked for a specialist. I didn't go to any ol' body to get them done. I went to someone who works on breast cancer patients and he creates a breast that looks and feels real. "I can't wait to get a movie part where I can show them to you guys. In the right part in the right movie, I am willing to show these babies." In Related News: Tamala Jones is considering hypnosis to cure her of her thumb sucking habit. Jones admits she has been sucking her thumb since she was a child and it's beginning to affect her looks. She says, "I can't stop it, I think I'm going to have to get hypnotized." (source)
For the right movie role right? Pfft, how much do you want to bet that it will probably be a BET Blackbuster film co-staring Bokeem Woodbine? I like Tamala, I promise I do. I gave her the benefit of the doubt at first when she said that shit about Bobby but now I just want her to shut the hell up and go away.
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