1.06.2006
You Better Work . . .
Nigga Please
Christina's Milian ex-boyfriend Nick Cannon is looking for a white woman after kissing one in his rollerdisco movie Roll Bounce. The black entertainer split from Milian last year and now he's on the hunt for a new love - and he's convinced white ladies are the way forward. He says, "I'm addicted to white women because in my film Roll Bounce I had to kiss one. I was like, 'I've never done that before. Now I'm after Brittany Murphy and Jennifer Love Hewitt." (contact music)
If you are anything like me you don't give two broke dicks about Nick Cannon.
Life In Atlanta
Butta sent me this yesterday and I thought it was hilarious. To read the entire email, join the C+D Yahoo group.
This is for anyone who lives in Atlanta, who has ever lived in Atlanta, has ever visited Atlanta, ever plans to visit Atlanta, knows anyone who already lives in Atlanta, or knows anyone who has ever heard of Atlanta, Georgia.
Atlanta is composed mostly of one-way streets. The only way to get out of Downtown Atlanta is to turn around and start over when you reach Greenville, South Carolina.
All directions start with, "Go down Peachtree" and include the phrase, "When you see the Waffle House." Except that in Cobb County, all directions begin with, "Go to the Big Chicken." Peachtree Street has no Beginning and no end and is not to be confused with:
Peachtree Circle
Peachtree Place
Peachtree Lane
Peachtree Road
Peachtree Parkway
Peachtree Run
Peachtree Terrace
Peachtree Avenue
Peachtree Commons
Peachtree Battle
Peachtree Corners
New Peachtree
Old Peachtree
West Peachtree
Peachtree-Dunwoody
Peachtree-Chamblee
Peachtree Industrial Boulevard
CONTACT INFORMATION
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